He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 101 It's you!
Chapter 101 It's you! (Ninth update)
In the humid jungle, the Indian brothers, like cockroaches, surrounded the forest so tightly that there was no way to pass through.
The surrounding grass was all trampled flat.
The sound of people's devout worship could be heard from the woods.
"God! I want to marry three more wives!"
"God! I wish I could drink cow urine every day!"
"God! Bless me to become the Invincible God of War!"
Everyone condemned the third person for being greedy and wanting to be promoted to an invincible war god of a caste higher than that of a Brahmin.
Li Ji was a little dazed. The Invincible God of War was supposed to be the highest rank in Peacekeeper Elite. How come he had such a high status in India?
Thankfully, the monitoring wasn't on, otherwise Professor Qi would have made himself grind Peace Elite.
Delulu excitedly leaned closer: "So there's a caste above the Brahmins, meow!"
"No, that's just a game rank."
What is Game Cat?
"A form of entertainment for Earthlings."
"Earthlings are so boring, meow. With so many forms of entertainment, their development efficiency is so low, meow."
Although she knew that the Invincible God of War was not a caste, Delulu still made a record of it.
The seemingly unbreakable caste system can actually be broken down through a form of entertainment; the way Earthlings think is truly peculiar.
They left the elephant Titi and the cockroach Galilee in the van.
The four of them squeezed into the crowd together.
Amid the cacophony of voices, they vaguely heard excited, strange shouts coming from the center of the crowd, which sounded like interstellar language.
"Let me go!"
"No photos allowed!"
Why are you taking your pants off?!
Li Ji is basically certain that the person inside is courier 12138.
"Let's hurry inside."
In 50-degree weather, the three guys were packed so tightly together that there was no space between them, and the air was filled with a foul odor.
Looking at the endless crowd, Li Ji worried that if it got any later, the deliveryman would be stripped of his divine powers again.
At this moment, the Little B panel thoughtfully flashed into my mind.
[Faced with these throngs of untouchables, the noble Brahmin should simply tread over them.]
Pick up any sticks you have and whip them mercilessly! Let them feel the wrath of the Brahmins!
What kind of stupid AI is this?!
"Delulu, what are you doing with that stick?!"
Li Ji quickly pressed down on the wooden stick that Dai Lulu had raised high.
"Get the hypnosis gun ready!"
"Okay meow!"
Dailulu pulled out a silver hypnotic gun from her chest and was about to fire when Li Ji immediately stopped her.
"Check it first, don't make a mistake this time."
"This time it's definitely right, meow!"
"biubiubiu meow!"
"There's no need for me to do my own voice acting!"
With the sound of gunfire, in an instant, all three brothers fell to the ground.
The three brothers, densely packed together, looked like a field of flattened corn, lying haphazardly.
In the center of the crowd, a familiar figure appeared.
The four of them exclaimed in unison in surprise.
"Rahula?"
"why you?"
Under the big tree, a bumblebee as tall as a person stood helplessly, its wings covered with an unidentified yellowish-brown viscous substance.
When he saw Li Ji and the others, it was like seeing a savior. He stepped over his three brothers and rushed over.
Four hands opened, poised to pounce.
Everyone moved in unison, disdainfully dodging to the side, and Lahula fell face-first into the dirt.
Li Ji asked, "What's that on your wings?"
"Actually, I don't really want to know, meow."
Lahu got up from the ground and patted the dirt off the fur on his chest.
"This is from the metal bucket on the street. That Momobarilo alien splashed it. He stole my mimicry ball and splashed this disgusting stuff on my wings, which stuck to them."
"Momobarilo aliens?"
"It's courier 12138 meow!" The report listed the other party's race name. Li Ji didn't look at it much, but he didn't expect that the courier came from that planet where poop can't be decomposed.
So, when he came to India, wouldn't he feel like he was coming home?
"Don't you have mimicry abilities? How does he know you're an interstellar being?"
"I don't know either. I flew down from the second floor to buy something to eat, and he suddenly jumped out, reached into my chest, and snatched the mimicry ball."
Li Ji noticed the blind spot: "Wait a minute! How are you going to get down from the second floor?"
"Fly down!"
Rahu looked completely innocent.
He suddenly realized the problem and was startled.
"I forgot, Earthlings can't fly."
"You're a fucking idiot. Do you know where he is?"
"How was I supposed to know? He disappeared into the woods in an instant. Then the Earthlings surrounded me, so I ran, and ran all the way here, and that's when I met you all."
Li Ji sensed something was wrong, so he pulled his teammates together to discuss it.
"The deliveryman was originally asking for help. Logically, since he discovered that Rahula wasn't from Earth, he should have sought help from him. Why did he steal his mimicry ball?"
"Because it's fun!" Shark offered a constructive suggestion.
Li Ji asked helplessly, "Is there any other possibility? Could it be that he doesn't want to leave anymore?"
"This is Poop Cat. What's he doing here, cat?"
Li Ji analyzed seriously: "This place is shit for us, but it tastes like home for the Momobarilo aliens."
"Do you remember what Jiri, the rabbit, said?"
"It's better to enjoy a top-tier life on Earth than to be exploited in the Interstellar Alliance."
"The deliveryman probably thinks the same way."
"He worked day and night in the Interstellar Alliance, driving a delivery ship. It was hard work, but he earned very little."
"But when he arrived on Earth, people worshipped him as a god, knelt before him, and even offered him saints. He might have started to have wicked thoughts."
Delulu licked the back of her hand: "But his divine power was stolen, meow?"
"What if he enjoys it?"
Milia's words left everyone speechless.
After a moment of silence, Li Ji said quietly, "It's not impossible."
“If he doesn’t want to leave now, things will get complicated.”
"He has a mimicry sphere that allows him to freely transform into an Earthling. The mimicry sphere also contains a corpus of language that allows him to freely switch between Earth languages."
"But he hasn't received any geoscience education, so he can't imitate earthlings as naturally as we do, meow."
Li Ji glanced at Shark Baby, who was panting like a dog on all fours.
He glanced at Milia again; her legs seemed boneless, like two noodles, both bent to the right.
Li Ji gritted his teeth and nodded.
"In addition, he is relatively small in stature, only about 1.5 meters tall."
"Therefore, we need to look for people who are short in stature and have strange behavior in the crowd."
"One more thing, when I was disassembling the mimicry ball, I discovered that there was a positioning device inside it."
"The senior student might have the access. If we can get the location access, we can accurately find the deliveryman."
"Then hurry up and send a message to your senior, meow!"
Li Ji took out his communicator and dialed his senior's number directly.
On the other end of the phone, Dolly lay in her hospital bed, her eight octopus legs piled up all over the bed.
The phone on the bedside table is playing an audiobook.
"Mom, I can't tell the difference!"
Gu Yuqing leaned against the pillow and fell fast asleep.
Dolly lit three cigarettes at the same time, ignoring the beeping of her communicator, because the job belonged to her sister, and she was unemployed.
She put three cigarettes in her mouth and took a deep drag.
He exhaled a small puff of smoke, then inhaled it back in. A moment later, he exhaled a long plume of smoke from his nostrils.
"Lighting three at once is so satisfying!"
"Cough cough cough-"
Gu Yuqing woke up from her sleep coughing: "Dolly, how come you've had your lungs infected again!"
"Drip~"
She didn't have time to question Dolly; she rushed to get the communicator.
(End of this chapter)
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