He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 103 Shark Baby Bites Through the Table
Chapter 103 Shark Baby Bites Through the Table
Li Ji kept looking around, searching for anyone who seemed suspicious.
The waiter came over and served each of them a banana leaf.
Delulu frowned as she looked at the banana leaf: "Little B said that Brahmins are all vegetarians, but eating leaves directly is still a bit primitive, meow."
"This isn't for eating; it's more like a serving dish."
"How do you know, meow?"
"Look around."
The other guests around them had various foods laid out on banana leaves.
"I see, meow."
"You didn't tell me earlier!"
Shark slowly spat out the chewed-up leaves from its mouth.
The leaves were crumpled and wrinkled, and the green veins looked like thorns sticking out.
"Does this still work?"
"Sigh, let him take one more."
Milia was looking around, but not looking for anyone.
She enjoyed the trip around Earth more than the unexpected spy mission.
Everything around her intrigued her; this was her first time eating at a restaurant run by Earthlings.
She didn't get to eat at any of the Earthling restaurants during her previous two research trips.
The first time I tried to order fried noodles with pork belly at a Lanzhou noodle shop, I was kicked out by the owner.
I was doing exactly what the teacher taught me, but I don't know what's wrong with it.
Maybe that's what it means to be a bad student—thinking you've got all the steps right, when in reality you're making a complete mess of mistakes.
The second time in Pyongyang, for some unknown reason, we were arrested as soon as we entered the restaurant. They insisted that we were American spies.
She stared at her blonde hair and blue eyes in the prison mirror for three days, but couldn't figure out where the flaw was. After that, she did get to eat prison food for a few days.
The waiter, wearing a polo shirt stained with oil, was carrying four metal buckets, the edges of which were stained with different shades of brown curry.
He scooped up a spoonful from each of them and poured it onto the banana leaves of the four people.
The brownish-brown semi-solid curry landed with a "plop" in front of Delulu.
Delulu said sarcastically, "That's great, he threw poop on my leaves, meow."
"This is curry. It's edible."
Li Ji turned around, but instead looked around again, searching for potential targets.
The restaurant was packed with people, at least several hundred, so finding a deliveryman in a short time would be quite difficult.
Delulu squinted at the lump of curry with disgust, her mouth contorted in revulsion.
"How do you know this thing is edible, meow? Have you eaten it before, meow?"
"Ah."
Li Ji answered casually.
Lee Ki has indeed eaten cat food!
Delulu deliberately suppressed her expression and pretended to observe the curry.
She thought to herself: Li Ji let it slip; he really is a former Earth agent, meow.
Since Mom sent him to help me, I can't expose him, so I'll just pretend I don't know anything, meow.
She looked up and gave Lee Ki a "V" shaped smile.
Li Ji frowned: What's wrong with Dai Lulu? How can she be so hypocritical?
How should we eat this?
Milia looked up at Li Ji with a hint of admiration in her eyes.
"The food will be served soon, just dip it in it."
"You know so much."
Milia never imagined that she could integrate into the lives of Earthlings so naturally, all thanks to the help of Li Ji and the others.
Thinking of this, the boneless legs wobbled under the table like noodles.
Li Ji's expression was solemn as he continued to carefully observe the people around him.
This is related to a bonus of 1200 Alliance Coins.
He saw a guy eating with his left hand.
Indians believe that the left hand is for wiping one's bottom, while the right hand is for eating.
Could this be the person?
But he's perfectly normal in every other way, so maybe it's just pica?
"The food is served."
The waiter then brought over a bunch of metal cans, scooped out rice, tortillas, vegetables, and mashed potatoes, and threw them onto everyone's leaves.
"Is there no meat?"
"No." "This is the most expensive set meal, and it doesn't even have meat. I saw that the other set meals do."
Li Ji pointed to the food on other tables, including chicken legs and fish fillets.
Unlike here, where it's a hodgepodge of vomit.
"This is the Brahman set meal you ordered. If you want meat, you can order the cheaper option."
After saying that, the waiter left.
"That's how Brahmins are, they only eat vegetarian food, meow. Were you even listening to what I was saying, meow?"
"Absolutely not."
Looking at the bland and unappetizing food in front of him, Li Ji immediately lost his appetite.
Indians are really sick. The Brahmins have been exploiting the people so ruthlessly, yet they voluntarily give up the right to eat meat and restrict themselves with this strange rule of vegetarianism. They must have a death wish.
Following Little B's instructions, Milia grabbed a handful of rice with her right hand, dipped it in curry, and put it in her mouth.
“It tastes pretty good.”
"Really, meow? Then I'll try it too, meow."
Delulu reached for her food, but her body betrayed her by leaning back.
The hand is like a licking dog for the mouth; no matter how much it attacks, it can't touch a single hair on the goddess's lips.
Li Ji couldn't help but laugh when he saw Dai Lulu waving her hand at him from side to side.
"Be natural. We're locals. If you act like this, the delivery guy will notice."
Dailulu gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and stuffed the rice directly into her mouth.
"Meow~ This thing is really—delicious, meow!"
Delulu unconsciously revealed a silly "W"-shaped smile, her pupils turning into long, satisfied slits.
"So delicious, meow~"
She kept stuffing it into her mouth.
"Ooooooo~"
"Is it really so delicious?"
Lee Ki suspiciously picked up a corn tortilla and dipped it in curry.
The hand froze halfway through delivering the item.
He was still not mentally prepared.
Indian cuisine has a long-standing reputation.
As long as it's not an Indian restaurant in India, it's delicious.
He glanced at the clean and hygienic environment around him, where rats, cockroaches, and flies shared the food with people.
What a harmonious scene of humanity and nature!
He silently put down the cornbread in his hand.
"Why aren't you eating, meow? That's not right of you, meow." After saying that, Delulu licked her hands, which were covered in curry.
"Aren't you the ones who's wrong? Weren't we here to find someone? Why are you all so engrossed in eating?"
“We’re immersed in the course project, we’re contributing to the academic cause, meow. Unlike you, you’re daydreaming, meow. If you don’t want to contribute, then you can contribute your share, meow.”
Li Ji pushed his banana leaf forward.
Dailulu excitedly wolfed down her food.
"There's only one bathroom in the hotel suite, not enough for the three of you."
At this moment, the three people, who were excitedly eating, had not yet realized the horror behind Li Ji's words.
Sure enough, the three of them were just innocent college students who came for social practice; they became distracted as soon as there was something delicious and fun to do.
You really have to rely on yourself to do the work; you have to protect these 1200 Alliance Coins yourself.
Lee Ki's hidden three eyes activated, scanning every angle without blind spots.
Finally, another suspicious person was discovered.
He was an Indian young man, who looked to be around twenty years old and had a thin build.
Strangely, he squatted on the bench and, instead of using his hands, licked the food on the table with his mouth like a dog.
"This fake person is definitely him."
Li Ji turned to call his teammates and saw that Shark Bao looked exactly like that person.
Squatting on a bench, he licked the curry with his tongue at high speed, then took a big bite of rice.
A sound like metal breaking was heard, and a hole was seen in the table.
Shark Baby spat out pieces of iron mixed with green leaf residue from its mouth with a crackling sound.
(End of this chapter)
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