I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 418 The Company's Demise in Progress (Bonus Chapter for 4k Monthly Tickets)

"Stinking rogue!"

"Damn pervert!"

"Shrimp head!"

Jiang Yingzhu and the other two interpreted Li Yan's words directly as—

"Whoever sings the best, whoever is the prettiest!"

That's so erotic!

What a word! ?
They really dare to say anything.

Jiang Yingzhu suddenly pressed Li Yan down.

"Senior, Mengmeng, tie him up with a cat tail, and we'll take turns whipping him to stop him from talking properly!"

Li Yan looked puzzled, and Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu were also taken aback.

Isn't this a bit perverted?
"Hurry up, he's said such a perverted thing," Jiang Yingzhu urged.

Upon hearing this, Hua Junshu was about to step forward when Mei Mengqian suddenly raised her hand and made a shushing gesture.

Shh! Listen, there seems to be a sound downstairs.

Jiang Yingzhu and Hua Junshu were taken aback and fell silent.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at Laba, and the calico cat had already jumped down from the bookshelf and was crouching near the stairwell.

With its forelimbs on the ground, hind limbs raised, and rump swaying slightly, it looked like it was about to hunt.

The room quieted down, and she could faintly hear the sound of footsteps going upstairs.

Jiang Yingzhu's expression changed drastically. "Li Yan, a thief has broken into the house!"

Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian also became serious at this moment.

Li Yan, however, had a strange expression and coughed.

"You should go back inside first."

Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback, then lowered her voice and said, "How can you manage alone? Can you beat a thief? Keep your voice down, call the police!"

As soon as the words were spoken, a slightly clearer conversation suddenly came through.

“Hey, you’re talking about Old Li. It’s all residential land. Look how impressive Xiao Yan’s house is. It’s better than your dad’s house.”

"Young people like flashy things, and this staircase even has paintings on it, it's such a waste of money."

Jiang Yingzhu and the other two finally understood what had happened!
Instantly, their pupils dilated and their faces changed drastically!

Why are Li Yan's parents here so early?!
Why didn't you knock?
Oh right, they have the key.

I'm dying! I'm dying!!

The soul screamed.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian used a speed that seemed to transcend time to rush towards the bedroom.

Before leaving, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian noticed that their senior was still standing behind Li Yan without moving.

I couldn't help but feel nervous for my senior.

Senior, you're so dense! Didn't you recognize Li Yan's parents' voices?
How could I face anyone looking like that!
While they slipped into the room to observe their senior,

The senior student took off the cat ears on her head and the cat tail on her waist.

Eh? !

all of a sudden
It seems much more normal now.

Although the maid outfit is a bit odd.

However, Aunt Fang might not recognize her.

Mei Mengqian's eyes lit up, and she immediately closed the door.

I was worried that changing clothes would take time and make Aunt Fang and the others think I was being impolite.

I never expected there could be such a solution.

My skirt looks much more normal than the one my senior is wearing.

Mei Mengqian was thinking this, while Jiang Yingzhu praised her senior for being so smart, saying that she had already taken off the cat ears and thrown them into the room.

As for the tail, she had already taken it off.

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian quickly reminded her.

"Zhuzhu, your back!"

"Waist? How?"

Jiang Yingzhu stopped abruptly as she was about to speak, looking down at her crop top design.

She glared at Li Yan, turned around, went into the room, and closed the door.

Mei Mengqian carefully closed the door and took her tail off her pants.

Then remove the ear, place it on the wardrobe hook, and open the door to go out.

Just then, Ms. Fang and Mr. Li also came up.

Laba let out a fierce howl, but was not frightened when it saw the two humans.

Instead, the calico cat reached out its hand to her, its pupils dilated, its ears tilted back, and it darted under the sofa.

Ms. Fang withdrew her hand and said to Li Yan:
"Xiao Yan, why isn't your cat friendly? It's not as fun as my black cat."

Li Yan thought to himself, "You're all so dark-skinned, playing hide-and-seek every day, of course it's fun."

That's just how cats are.

After replying, Li Yan glanced at the two old men.

"Mom, why didn't you tell me you were coming? Have you eaten?"

"I've already eaten. I ate in the car." Ms. Fang waved her hand, smiling as she looked around. She didn't answer Li Yan's question, but instead greeted Hua Junshu.

"Shushu, what are you standing for? Sit down! Look at Li Yan, he doesn't even know how to stand up. You should learn from him!"

"Oh right, what about Zhuzhu and Mengmeng?"

Upon hearing her nickname, Mei Mengqian immediately left the room.

"Auntie, I'm here."

Upon hearing this, Ms. Fang looked over and her eyes lit up when she saw the little girl's attire.

At the same time, I felt a little strange.

Why is Mengmeng wearing such a pretty dress? Shushu was wearing one just now too.

The style of that skirt looks familiar.

However, both girls looked quite pretty in their dresses.

"Mengmeng looks great in this outfit, it's pretty and makes her look lively, haha."

Ms. Fang praised her, while Mei Mengqian gave an awkward smile and avoided eye contact.

In contrast, Hua Junshu was much calmer.

"Uncle and Aunt, what would you like to drink? I'll go pour it. Zhuzhu just went back to her room to do her homework."

A single sentence diverted attention and incidentally helped Jiang Yingzhu make amends.

Li Yan felt that it was fine for him to just sit in his original spot and watch.

Just as he was thinking this, he was glared at by Ms. Fang again.

"Just pour some tea, let Li Yan go! How can you young girls go like that?"

Without saying a word, Ms. Fang pulled Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian to sit down.

Old Li, on the other hand, served as a background figure and atmosphere-maker throughout the entire event.

He kept looking around at the furnishings.

He kept saying it was a waste of money, but all he could see was how I hadn't thought of doing it this way.

Li Yan didn't care to listen to his words and had no choice but to obey his mother's arrangements.

I got up to make tea.

Ms. Fang looked at it from left to right as if it were a precious treasure.

"Shushu, Mengmeng, tell me, has Li Yan bullied you? What does he usually do at school? Does he cause any trouble? Has he made a scene?"

Li Yan's lips twitched, while Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian found Aunt Fang's words somewhat amusing.

“Auntie, Li Yan is quite normal at school; he’s even the student council president,” Hua Junshu said.

Mei Mengqian continued, "Yes, Auntie! He was number one in the whole city in last month's joint exam!"

Ms. Fang nodded. "It's good that you didn't do anything wrong. Why are you two dressed so formally so late at night? Did you know we were coming?"

"Uh"

The two looked at each other and said in unison:
"We're trying on our new clothes."

Ms. Fang understood, then asked with a puzzled look, "You bought it yourselves? You have good taste; it fits perfectly."

"Li Yan bought it," Hua Junshu said, immediately stopping Mei Mengqian from telling her lie.

No, why did I tell the truth? What if Aunt Yifang notices something?
Ms. Fang, of course, couldn't tell, and nodded, saying:
"I was wondering why these didn't look like loungewear; turns out they weren't bought by you."

“Yes, Zhuzhu has one too.” Mei Mengqian nodded, casually mentioning Zhuzhu.

"That's alright." Ms. Fang nodded slightly, her gaze falling on the only door that wasn't open.

“Perfect timing, let’s go in. Zhu Zhu is doing her homework, and I’ll check out her clothes.”

Mei Mengqian immediately dug her toes into the sole of her shoe, silently apologizing to Zhuzhu.

Hua Junshu pursed his lips and glanced at Li Yan, who was leisurely brewing tea.

The water is still boiling.

The water dispenser clearly has hot water for direct drinking.

Hua Junshu silently followed Aunt Fang to get up, and Mei Mengqian also hesitated before standing up.

I pray that Zhu Zhu has already changed her clothes and gotten ready in the time it takes to say those few words.

Perhaps her prayers worked, for Jiang Yingzhu's door clicked open.

Jiang Yingzhu, dressed in loose clothes, came out and was taken aback when she saw Ms. Fang. Then she greeted Ms. Fang with a smile.

"Aunt Fang, hehe, when did you arrive? This bedroom is so soundproofed, I didn't hear a thing."

"Good sound insulation is good, it helps with sleep."

Aunt Fang smiled and said something, but instead of sitting down, she walked over to Jiang Yingzhu and measured her height.

"Great, you've grown taller, and your hair has grown a bit longer too. Are you going to let it grow long?"

"No, I was so engrossed in studying that I forgot to cut it."

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her hair and chuckled.

Li Yanchao glanced over there and couldn't help but sigh.

Zhang Wuji's mother was absolutely right!

However, as for her hair, Jiang Yingzhu had never thought of growing it long.

Little Green Plum was always very confident, even after meeting Mengmeng and Shushu, two long-haired beauties.

I don't think my short hair is any worse than theirs.

Meanwhile, Ms. Fang took the opportunity to say:
"Then Aunt Fang will accompany you to get a haircut tomorrow. Now, show Auntie around the room. It's my first time here."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian's expressions both changed.

Then he immediately composed himself, forcing a slight smile onto his face.

"it is good."

Jiang Yingzhu didn't even know how she managed to say that word.

Her clothes are still on the bed and haven't been put away yet.

Ms. Fang followed her into the room, and after taking a few steps, she saw a desk, wardrobe, and dressing table.

Then I saw the bed and the clothes on it.

Jiang Yingzhu's room was still very tidy because it had been tidied up yesterday.

However, the clothes on the bed showed obvious signs of having been worn.

As Ms. Fang walked over and picked it up, Jiang Yingzhu felt her scalp tingle.

The tail and ears peek out from under the clothes.

Jiang Yingzhu held her senior's and Mengmeng's hands tightly at that moment.

His toes were practically tearing his slippers apart, and his eyes were fixed straight ahead.

It seems to be looking at something, but it also seems to be completely empty.

At that moment, she felt as if her best friend would die with her.

Mei Mengqian also swallowed.

She doesn't want to die!

Senior Zhu Zhu might only die once in a while.

But her mother is coming tomorrow too!
If you chat with Aunt Fang
Fang: Girl, your daughter looked really pretty in that outfit yesterday.
Ye: Really? What clothes?

Fang: Well then, I'll take you to see...

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What happened next was something Mei Mengqian couldn't even imagine.

This was still assuming that Aunt Fang didn't know what those two things were for.

And let's assume Aunt Fang knows.

Mei Mengqian felt like she was about to explode!
I simply can't imagine that scene!
I should just buy myself an urn.

I'll use my own royalties to buy it.

o (╥﹏╥) o
Unlike Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian, who have extremely rich inner monologues, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian performed a Sichuan opera face-changing act while watching Ms. Fang's back.

Hua Junshu, on the other hand, remained calm and expressionless.

This made Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian both feel a bit of admiration!
As expected of a senior!
Is the first step to growing up to be thick-skinned?
Just as the two were lost in thought, they heard Hua Junshu's voice, which only the two of them could hear.

"Actually, Aunt Fang saw what I put behind the sofa when she was sitting on the sofa."

The two were startled, knowing full well what their senior was referring to.

"Could it be that"

“That’s right. Aunt Fang probably doesn’t know the specific use of that thing. She may just think it’s a simple ornament.”

"Because I have a cat, I even guess that it's something for the cat."

Jiang Yingzhu breathed a sigh of relief, and Mei Mengqian also breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing that they had calmed down, Hua Junshu's eyes flickered slightly, and he pursed his lips.

At this moment, Ms. Fang walked to Jiang Yingzhu's bedside, picked up the pink dress, and smiled.

That laugh made Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian's hearts tighten again.

Immediately afterwards, Ms. Fang said:

"That kid Li Yan doesn't even know how to buy clothes. This pink and tender dress is obviously something a seven or eight-year-old girl would wear."

"Zhuzhu, keep an eye on him in the future, don't let him buy any weird things again, this dress still has a hole in the stomach."

"Seriously, you don't even remember that you don't like skirts. I'm going to go out and tell him off."

Outside, Li Yan was being interrogated by Old Li.

Old Li held up a cat's ear-shaped ornament that he had picked from Hua Junshu and gestured it over Li Yan's head.

She seems to be thinking about how to put cute things on her son.

He gestured and spoke at the same time.

"Hey kid, what did you buy? Is it even legitimate, you ask me?!"

Li Yan saw the senior's expression and looked at Lao Li with emotionless eyes.

"Seriously, the toy for Laba Festival is that calico cat from earlier."

Old Li chuckled, then pulled out the black tail again, pointing to the thin waistband.

"Then let me ask you, is this belt for a cat? Be honest, how far have we gotten?"

"Let your mother and me prepare ourselves mentally, and then we'll make a plan to see who will visit you in prison each year."

"Don't tell me you weren't even holding hands," Old Li said, glaring at him.

Li Yan was speechless, giving Old Li a disdainful yet meaningful look.

Old Li instinctively looked away guiltily, then remembered that he was the one who was interrogating.

I'm the parent, what's there to be afraid of!
"Watch me play Moss? Speak!"

"I really didn't."

Li Yan coughed and said, "Actually, this is a toy for the four of us and a cat."

"A cat?! The cat did it too?!"

Old Li's eyes suddenly turned disgusted, and at the same time, extremely complicated.

It's something that a standard pie chart simply can't capture.

"Dad, don't overthink it."

Li Yan rolled his eyes, not understanding how Old Li could suddenly accept a threesome.

Is it some big fishmonger who's just idly sharing vulgar gossip from high society again?

He coughed and said, "I mean, this is actually a prop we use to interact with our cat."

"With this, we're cats."

Old Li didn't quite believe it, but it also seemed quite reasonable.

It's something a cat owner would do.

My wife spends all day talking to that black guy.

It's as if the black cat understands!
(End of this chapter)