I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 417 Let me hear you meow a few times
"What, you don't want cat treats? Then I'll give you freeze-dried ones."

As Li Yan spoke, he went to find freeze-dried food for Laba Festival.

At this moment, Jiang Yingzhu took a step forward, pulled out the cat tail tied around her waist, and started fighting with Li Yan.

"You die!!"

"Hey hey hey, my underwear's showing!"

Li Yan glanced at the fluttering hem of the skirt.

He didn't remember that there was another dress in the same color, pink and white, called "Little Cool".

"what!"

Jiang Yingzhu blushed, stood up straight, and yelled in frustration. She then lashed out at Li Yan's neck with the white, fluffy tail in her hand.

It doesn't hurt, it just feels itchy.

It did not attract Li Yan's attention at all.

His gaze was completely drawn to a pair of long legs beneath the skirt, and he couldn't help but look them up and down.

Hmm, Little Green Plum's abs are pretty good too, very smooth.

But why are you so tense? Do you want to punch someone?
"Laba Festival, come and see your relative, this nasty cow cat."

Li Yan called out to the calico cat on the bookshelf.

The calico cat tugged at its ear, took a merciful look in this direction, and then looked bored.

Jiang Yingzhu then lashed out at Li Yan with her tail again.

I know it won't hurt when I hit her, but it's satisfying to see her like that.

Even if she didn't know what "cow cat" meant, it certainly wasn't a compliment.

Feeling a bit tired from waving her arms, Jiang Yingzhu walked towards the sofa to rest for a bit, when she heard the guy in front of her say:
"Hey, Jiang Yingzhu, why don't you have armpit hair? You're like a hairless cat."

"Too bad, I wanted to play with one more."

Want to pluck one and play with it?
A hairless cat?!
(へ╬)
Jiang Yingzhu changed direction and lunged at Li Yan, who was two steps away.

"Go to hell, you pervert!"

Just as Li Yan straightened up, Jiang Yingzhu was already in front of him, the cat tail in her hand wrapping around Li Yan's neck.

Li Yan didn't dodge; the cat's tail was too slippery and couldn't entangle him at all.

Jiang Yingzhu simply used her arm to perform an armbar.

Li Yan was knocked down onto the beanbag chair by her, and Jiang Yingzhu couldn't stand up, so she simply lay down on top of Li Yan.

Li Yan didn't feel any pain in this position; his body felt quite flexible.

He patted the cow cat on the waist.

"Get up, the senior students will see us when they come out."

“It’s alright, let her be a witness. I’ll kill you first, then kill myself.”

"Love until death? That's terrifying! What are you talking about?!"

"You're the one who has it!" Jiang Yingzhu's face flushed red instantly. She just wanted to shut him up, so without thinking, she shoved her head into his mouth.

When Jiang Yingzhu felt the touch on her cheek, she suddenly came to her senses, and the blush on her face instantly spread to her neck and snow-white shoulders.

She suddenly climbed off Li Yan.

Looking up, she saw Li Yan staring at the area below her collarbone.

"What are you looking at?"

Li Yan blinked and gave a meaningful smile.

"It's nothing, you're a little rich girl."

"Go to hell!"

Jiang Yingzhu was stunned for a moment, then covered her chest and kicked him with her white foot.

She was lying face down on the sofa, and her feet were naturally on the sofa as well.

That kick went a little off course.

It seems like I've encountered something different.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at Li Yan's strange expression.

She pursed her lips and immediately dodged away, but her shoulders began to tremble uncontrollably in the process.

"Coo coo coo, I didn't mean to, coo ha ha, are you still going to watch? If not, I'm going back to my room to change."

As she spoke, she retreated rapidly, fearing retaliation from Li Yan.

Li Yan rolled his eyes. "Why are you in such a hurry? Don't you want to see your senior and Mengmeng? What if they come out right after you go in?"

Jiang Yingzhu hesitated for a moment, then hid by the door.

Just a few breaths later, the senior's door clicked open.

Jiang Yingzhu and Li Yan looked in the direction of the sound and their eyes lit up.

Under the lights, Hua Junshu's ponytail came undone, revealing a head of long, straight, jet-black hair cascading down her back.

Only the black hair at her temples fell down to her chest.

Her grey-blue eyes flickered, and her cool face was adorned with hastily trimmed bangs.

This added a touch of gentleness to her cool and aloof demeanor.

She has a pair of black cat ears and a white maid's headdress on her head, and a black cat tail hanging down behind her.

She was dressed in a classic black and white maid outfit, the white shirt unable to conceal her magnificent figure.

She wore a black camisole and a short skirt, with navy blue bows adorning her chest, neck, apron, and cuffs.

Her hands, clad in black gloves, exuded elegance.

Beneath the skirt, her legs were clad in white over-the-knee socks with blue bow patterns.

These details complement each other, creating a playful and exquisite effect.

Overall, Hua Junshu's aloof, even icy, demeanor has diminished considerably.

She became elegant, dignified, mysterious, and intellectual.

The original cool and indifferent atmosphere blends naturally into this elegance, just like the fragrance of pine and cypress.

It emanates naturally from her temperament.

Li Yan quietly admired her, feeling that this kind of outfit really suited his senior.

Her sexy figure and aloof temperament are harmoniously combined in this outfit.

Wow, senior, you're so pretty.

At this moment, Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed in surprise.

Hua Junshu looked at her and smiled slightly.

"Zhuzhu, you are also very pretty and cute."

"Senior, you mean cute, right?"

"No."

Perhaps it was the clothes that influenced Li Yan, but he felt that Hua Junshu's speaking style had become a bit gentler.

As he thought this, a pair of large, swaying fruits magnified before his eyes.

Hua Junshu walked up to him and asked softly:
"How's it going? Does it look good?"

"It looks good, it's beautiful." Li Yan nodded.

Hua Junshu nodded in satisfaction, glanced at Li Yan, and then at Jiang Yingzhu, who was pouting as if she were jealous.

Suddenly, he asked, "Then what kind of cat am I?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu's face instantly turned bright red, and she jumped up like a cat with its fur standing on end. "Senior~!"

"Hehe, I was just kidding."

Jiang Yingzhu felt she couldn't stay any longer; her toes were so embarrassed they felt like they could dig through the floor.

He dashed back to his room as fast as he could.

Li Yan, however, remained unfazed.

"Your outfit is so elegant and sophisticated, like a Persian cat in a royal palace."

"Oh."

Hua Junshu nodded thoughtfully, "So you like people with vastly different social statuses."

Li Yan's face twitched. "I was just using a metaphor, senior, don't overthink it."

Don't make assumptions about other people's XP, okay?

Li Yan sensed that his senior seemed to have developed a more playful attitude towards teasing people.

Hua Junshu nodded, picked up the coffee from the coffee table, and brought it to Li Yan's lips.

"Shouldn't a maid act like this?"

Seeing this, Li Yan subconsciously opened his mouth to drink coffee, feeling a strange sense of wonder.

Upon hearing this, she coughed twice, "Senior, you're not a maid, you're just wearing a costume."

"Well, do you like it?" Hua Junshu asked.

The question was too direct. Li Yan paused slightly and glanced at her gray-blue eyes.

"like."

Hua Junshu's face immediately broke into an even brighter smile.

"If you like it, that's good. If you want to see it worn in the future, I'll let you wear it. No bets."

Li Yan was slightly taken aback. Looking at her smile, he felt it was like spring water in the third month of spring, carrying the chill of early spring, but already able to nourish all living things.

Silent and still, yet it holds the warmth of spring.

Li Yan suddenly felt that perhaps this was the real her.

Aloofness and indifference are nothing more than an overly thick protective shell.

It blocked others, but also trapped itself.

So much so that in his previous life, he had never truly understood her.

Li Yan then smiled.

"it is good."

Just then, click.

Mei Mengqian's door opened.

The light tapping sound of round-toed leather shoes on the floor rang out.

Hua Junshu pursed his lips and looked towards Mengmeng's room.

Li Yan naturally turned his gaze towards it as well.

A refreshing light blue color comes into view.

Mei Mengqian wore a blue and white checkered dress with heart patterns on the body and a ruffled hem.

The top part is the same as Zhuzhu's, featuring an off-shoulder design.

Bathed in the light, her fair shoulders and back displayed a beauty similar to, yet distinct from, that of Zhu Zhu.

Jiang Yingzhu's shoulder and neck lines are smooth and straightforward, with a sporty edge;

Mei Mengqian's shoulder and neck lines are even more delicate and just right, without any abrupt lines, making the overall combination pleasing to the eye.

She was adorned with black cat ears with white fur on the inside, and a white cat tail hung down behind her.

Beneath the hem of her skirt, her legs were encased in white over-the-knee stockings adorned with blue bow patterns.

Her overall look made her appear less serene and aloof than usual, and more fresh, sweet, lively, and elegant.

It's like a Jianzhou cat that's both cute and agile.

Mei Mengqian walked up to the two of them and looked around.

"Where's Zhuzhu? Hasn't she come out yet?"

"Hmm, she's more shy than you, and you're more outgoing than her."

Li Yan spoke without hesitation, also admiring Mengmeng's appearance.

His eyes were full of admiration.

Mei Mengqian didn't ask if it looked good or not; she just stood there, silently observing Li Yan.

Seeing that he seemed satisfied, she felt satisfied as well.

Seeing that she kept looking at her collar and above her knees, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

A few minutes later, Li Yan was still looking at it.

Mei Mengqian seemed to have finally made up her mind and couldn't help but ask, "Does it look good?"

"looks good."

Just as Li Yan finished speaking, they heard the door on Jiang Yingzhu's side open.

Jiang Yingzhu came out and punched Li Yan, smiling as she said:
"Then tell me, which of the three of us is the best looking?"

Jiang Yingzhu didn't want to ask this question, but someone was talking badly about him behind his back.

Never mind then!
Upon hearing this question, Li Yan immediately felt a stinging pain from the gazes directed at him.

He hesitated for a moment, and just as he was about to speak, Jiang Yingzhu added again.

"Don't say they all look good, that's just a perfunctory response."

"really."

"Zhuzhu is right."

Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian agreed.

Li Yan had no choice but to praise it.

"Who looks good needs careful analysis."

"Zhu Zhu is cute and alluring, with a touch of arrogance and rebelliousness. She looks like she's being trained... no, teased. She's very attractive."

Although Jiang Yingzhu felt that he hadn't said anything nice, she didn't interrupt because he was praising her beauty.

Li Yan continued, "Your outfit highlights your maturity. Of course, I'm not saying you're old, but rather that intellectual and mature temperament, combined with your cool and aloof demeanor, creates a harmonious and beautiful look that breaks away from preconceived notions."

Hua Junshu nodded, and Li Yan then began to praise Mengmeng.

Of course, he wouldn't admit that he was praising someone; at most, he would offer a critique.

"Mengmeng already has a very ladylike demeanor, but she was originally even more ladylike. However, compared to before, she has chosen a light and lively style. It's like the original image of a small bridge over a flowing stream has been replaced by white clouds and blue sky. It's a kind of beauty that breaks through the established impression."

Mei Mengqian nodded, which meant that Li Yan had given up.

However, Jiang Yingzhu clearly had no intention of letting it go.

"I can't understand your gibberish, so just tell me who's the prettiest."

Three pairs of expectant eyes looked on.

Seeing this, Li Yan leaned back on the sofa, took a sip of his coffee, and became serious.

Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and Hua Junshu perked up and were about to listen carefully.

Then he said with great pomp:
"Let me hear you meow a few times, and see who sounds the best and who is the prettiest."

(End of this chapter)