I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 419 I wish I could stick to him every day
He barely managed to answer Old Li's questions.

Footsteps followed, and Ms. Fang and Jiang Yingzhu came out as well.

Li Yan looked over and saw that the little girl and classmate following behind Ms. Fang both had expressions of relief, as if they had been granted a pardon.

Only the senior student remained calm throughout.

However, Li Yan could still tell from her clenched hands and the curled toes on her slippers that she was not at peace.

Li Yan shook his head. His childhood sweetheart and his deskmate were too naive. How could they be so easily fooled by their senior?

However, Ms. Fang was able to endure it even in that situation; she truly is a shrewd old fox who has lived for decades.

Li Yan was thinking and preparing to deal with Ms. Fang's lecture.

But she merely glanced at him indifferently and said something.

"Next time you buy clothes for girls, ask for their opinions first. You're a girl, so you can't just buy whatever you want!"

Seeing that Ms. Fang continued to pretend, Li Yan also pretended along with her.

He sat on the sofa like a quail and nodded.

"Anything else you two want to do? If not, go wash up and go to bed. We young people still have to study."

Ms. Fang rolled her eyes and glared at her son.

It really shines with a little sunshine.

They really thought she didn't know? She's even studying!
What kind of learning is this?

Don't make any noises.

"It's only a little past eight o'clock, what's the rush? Mengmeng, Shushu, I haven't even seen your room yet!"

At this point, Ms. Fang gave her son another sideways glance.

"Go and tidy up your room quickly. When I called yesterday, Zhuzhu said you were making the three of them tidy up for you. How could you do that?"

Li Yan glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, speechless.

Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu also looked at Zhuzhu at the same time.

I don't understand when they went to Li Yan's room to clean together.

But Jiang Yingzhu looked up at the ceiling, seemingly lost in thought.

But the curve of her lips just wouldn't go down.

So the two of them knew that it must be Zhu Zhu fighting with Li Yan.

Li Yan was tricked by Zhu Zhu.

Thinking of this, the two pursed their lips.

“My room is spotless, no need to tidy it up,” Li Yan said, not caring what Ms. Fang thought. He then added:

"Didn't you say you wanted to visit something? Which room would you like to visit first?"

"Let's go see Mengmeng first."

As Ms. Fang spoke, she looked at Mei Mengqian, as if she were the one to lead the way.

Mei Mengqian has no problem with it.

After what just happened, Mei Mengqian no longer thought that Ms. Fang would notice anything.

Therefore, he generously led the way.

After entering the room, she glanced at Li Yan, who had followed her in.

I suspect this guy came in because he wants to see me make a fool of myself.

Unfortunately, Li Yan had no idea that his mother might not recognize those things.

This is the generation gap caused by age difference.

Mei Mengqian glanced at Li Yan triumphantly, as if to say, "Your plan has failed!"

Just as she was thinking this, she shifted her gaze and decided to show Aunt Fang the environment of her bedroom.

Then I saw Aunt Fang staring at the tail and ears hanging on the wardrobe.

In an instant, Mei Mengqian froze, forgetting everything she wanted to say.

Ms. Fang casually glanced at the wardrobe, her gaze sweeping over the other furnishings in the room.

Mei Mengqian's room was about the same size as Jiang Yingzhu's, the biggest difference being that it was filled with books and notes.

The bedding is apricot-colored, matching the overall color scheme of the room.

There are some small decorations on the wall, but they don't overshadow the main decorations.

There are several potted plants on the balcony, which look like roses, and some others.

Clearly, this is a young girl with a rich inner world.

After looking around, Ms. Fang asked Mei Mengqian a question.

"Is this bed comfortable? If not, have Li Yan change it."

"It's comfortable, Auntie."

Mei Mengqian quickly said that she knew Li Yan always chose the best beds.

However, worried that Aunt Fang would say Li Yan was wasting money if he spoke up, he didn't say anything.

In her mind, it seemed that elders were afraid of spending money.

It seems that spending even a penny more is a sin.

Her grandfather and maternal grandfather saved money on food, seasonings, cooking oil, and the like.

They often can't bear to throw them away even after they expire; they have to use them all up.

In their words, "Great men smoked their whole lives without any problems, so what if it's expired?"

Finally, they fell ill and died.

Ms. Fang didn't say anything after hearing Mei Mengqian's words. Instead, she took off her coat and lay down next to Mengmeng's bed.

I felt a soft yet resilient supporting force lifting me up, with the point of leverage always seemingly in my most comfortable position.

A hint of surprise flashed in Ms. Fang's eyes.

"It's actually quite comfortable."

Seeing this, Li Yan chuckled.

"I like it. Your room has a bed like this too, but you don't have one where you are. I'll get one and send it to you tomorrow."

This bed is simply made of higher-grade materials and has a more scientific design.

It's not like lying down for a moment would make someone seem like a god.

However, Li Yan set up several magic arrays.

One of the illusionary formations makes people feel as if they are lying in their most comfortable place when they lie down.

Combined with sleep-inducing formations, you can fall asleep quickly.

Ms. Fang did not refuse when she heard Li Yan's words.

I've become desensitized to things that my son gives me all the time.

After visiting Mei Mengqian's bedroom, Ms. Fang went to Hua Junshu's.

Hua Junshu's bedroom was much simpler.

The only highlight was the computer, which was even taller than Jiang Yingzhu's gaming console.

Unfortunately, this is what Ms. Fang truly cannot understand.

"To my room?"

As the group walked out of the bedroom, Li Yan asked a question.

"I'm not going. We've been standing for so long. Zhu Zhu and I will rest for a while," Ms. Fang said, glancing at Old Li sitting on the sofa drinking tea.

"If you want to see it, have your dad go see it."

Old Li glanced in this direction, his face full of resistance.

"I just made this Kung Fu tea. What's so interesting about his room?"

Li Yan was too lazy to argue, nor did he offer any way out.

"Never mind, Dad. I'll take you to see your room so you don't go to sleep without knowing where to sleep."

Old Li took a couple of sips of tea and, under Ms. Fang's deathly gaze, reluctantly went downstairs.

Old Li glanced at the master bedroom downstairs and didn't sense anything amiss.

Too lazy to go back up, I just watched TV on the first floor.

Old Li doesn't necessarily watch TV; his main purpose is to keep company.

Li Yan felt that once smart speakers became popular, he could get a Xiao Ai speaker.

Don't give it to someone too smart, otherwise they'll just casually say, "Hey! I'm here."

Back upstairs, Ms. Fang was chatting with Jiang Yingzhu and the other two about cosmetics and other things, trying her best to connect with young people's topics.

Li Yan glanced at it.

Ms. Fang: "This Chanel L'Or Radiance Foundation is great, perfect for girls on dates and outings, and it's also good for your skin."

Mei Mengqian: (￣△￣；)
Hua Junshu: (⊙_⊙)
Jiang Yingzhu: (｀;)?

Faced with the topic Ms. Fang brought up, Jiang Yingzhu and the other two immediately became babies who could only say "Aba aba".

Chanel? That sounds familiar.

Skincare products? They seem to only use Dabao (a popular Chinese skincare brand).

It should be a better skincare product than Dabao, after all, it's a big brand.

The three of them exchanged glances to avoid an awkward atmosphere.

Jiang Yingzhu asked, "Aunt Fang, is this skincare product the same as Dabao?"

Ms. Fang was momentarily speechless.

These topics, which I could easily chat about with young women all over the country, suddenly stopped working.

"Ahem, that's about right." Ms. Fang glanced at Jiang Yingzhu and the other two, but decided not to say anything more.

At the same time, she also felt that the three girls had really good skin.

Under the light, it was even smoother and more lustrous than the jade bracelet on my hand.

If viewed from a distance, and considering that the three people are not moving...

Some people might believe it if you said they were three jade sculptures.

Ms. Fang chatted with the three of them for a few more minutes, mostly about fashion-related topics.

We also talked about celebrities, some of the most popular ones right now.

However, Jiang Yingzhu and the other two were still not familiar with each other.

For a moment, Ms. Fang felt that she was the young one.

Li Yan watched the spectacle with a smile.

Jiang Yingzhu and the others weren't truly unaware of the situation, but they were only vaguely familiar with it.

I think I've heard of it before.

I read all of this from Douyin marketing accounts.

However, they are not interested in marketing accounts that promote, smear, or have other personal biases.

Nine o'clock later, Ms. Fang came downstairs.

Jiang Yingzhu was alright, but Mei Mengqian and her senior finally relaxed.

The three looked at Li Yan, and Jiang Yingzhu said:
"It's all your fault, you had to be in such a hurry to see it."

"So what do you want to do?" Li Yan looked at him sideways.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes darted around, "You've agreed to one more condition."

Li Yan raised an eyebrow. "On another note..."

“Even if you don’t wear them tonight, my parents are still coming over and will still visit, so those clothes will still be seen.”

Li Yan shrugged. "Anyway, my mom didn't notice. You were just a little nervous. Now that you think about it, wasn't it pretty exciting?"

Jiang Yingzhu and the other two seemed to be thinking about something, and then nodded.

Upon seeing this, Li Yan coughed.

"By the way, what do you want me to do with that condition?"

"I haven't decided yet," Mei Mengqian said.

Hua Junshu nodded, "Me too."

Jiang Yingzhu, who was originally thinking about what to do to Li Yan, saw this and followed suit.

So Li Yan stopped asking, trusting that they wouldn't forget on their own.

After going through a rollercoaster of emotions, Jiang Yingzhu and the other two were quite tired.

They all went to wash up.

The three of them planned to shower together. Li Yan, who was sitting in the living room, could hear the sound of clothes falling to the ground from the bathroom.

The water splashed onto the three women, flowing down their bodies as they smeared foam on each other, their slippery hands rubbing against one another's skin.

Bubbles appeared in tiny, dense clusters, then burst in tiny, fragmented bursts, with even more falling to the ground with a soft patter.

Loud noises accompanied the girls' laughter and chatter.

It's a bit infuriating to hear.

So Li Yan went back to his room.

As night deepened, the three girls finished showering.

The time it takes for the three of them to wash together is longer than the time it takes for each of them to wash individually.

Knowing that young people these days stay up late, Ms. Fang brought up three plates of fruit slices in the middle of the night.

Li Yan accepted the suggestion with a smile, saying that the essay formula had a prototype.

But he soon found himself speechless.

After Ms. Fang went downstairs and returned to her room, she began to talk to Mr. Li about the clothes.

"Sigh, you know, they're starting to do this now, always bringing up maids and cat tails."

"I haven't seen a condom yet. That bastard Li Yan wouldn't make the girl take a pill, would he? If they didn't use protection, then..."

Ms. Fang kept rambling on and on, and Old Li was terrified as he listened.

"It can't be that bad. I asked that kid, and he said the tail was used by the three of them to shake the cat."

"Really?" Ms. Fang was skeptical. "That girl, Shushu, was even wearing a maid outfit."

"Young people these days are fashionable; they all like that kind of 'deathly, exhausting' stuff."

Old Li offered words of comfort.

Ms. Fang sighed.

"I hope so. I didn't see them doing anything intimate. They just came upstairs to deliver fruit."

"The kids are all in their own rooms. If they were really together, they would want to stick together every day."

(End of this chapter)