I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 308 How about we just blow up the school?
"Yes, and there are some less respectable ones too. I just met him, and he was just talking to me about this when you all arrived."

Yang Xiong, standing next to Zhu Gelin, said as if it were a chance encounter, while silently moving a step away from Zhu Gelin.

Seeing this, Zhu Gelin gritted his teeth inwardly.

Seriously? You cut that fast?!
"Hehehe, actually I don't know what's so improper about this place, I've just heard about it." Zhu Gelin gave a stiff smile.

"Oh."

Li Yan nodded and left with Jiang Yingzhu and the others.

He looked at Jiang Yingzhu and said, "I told you we didn't need to invite them. They're not here to play ball, they're not here to play any serious ball game."

Jiang Yingzhu seemed lost in thought. After learning that the place wasn't very clean, Mei Mengqian and Hua Junshu looked around with deep curiosity and vigilance.

"By the way, how do you play unorthodox billiards?"

"It's just a bunch of women who are far inferior to you applying putty and using those men's bodies for instruction or sparring, in provocative poses," Li Yan explained.

Then he saw three girls looking at him sideways.

"You seem to know quite a lot?"

"You haven't played this before, have you?"

"Stealing cat!"

Wow, he was convicted in just three sentences.

It would be a real blessing for the local people if you worked in the same court.

Li Yan looked at them speechlessly.

"I don't know anything, it's all just guessing."

"How could you guess so accurately!?" Jiang Yingzhu pointed to a corner where the door to a private room was not closed.

Li Yan looked over and saw a glamorous adult woman with a curvaceous figure, lying on a man's back, holding a pool cue and giving him a lesson.

"That's definitely accurate, I'm a guy too. There are only two ways for a woman to attract a man: either her talent or her beauty."

Li Yan spread his hands and shrugged, "Who with talent would want to work here?"

"It seems to make sense."

The three women nodded, then walked around inside for a bit before leaving.

They didn't even get their opening fee back.

In fact, Jiang Yingzhu wanted to experience this kind of indoor billiards hall.

It wasn't that she had never played billiards before; there used to be an open-air billiards court across the street from where her family and Li Yan lived near No. 15 Middle School.

Before cell phones existed, they often played ball there. It cost one yuan per table, and they could play all afternoon.

However, it still appears clean in the light.

"Zhuge, I really didn't mean it. Dinner is on me."

Inside the shopping mall, Zhu Gelin and Yang Xiong didn't stay any longer after running into classmates, including a pretty female classmate, at an unofficial billiards hall.

Zhu Gelin walked ahead and nodded when he heard Yang Xiong's words.

"That works, but we'll have to switch places."

"You know of other places?!" Yang Xiong was shocked, and his gaze towards Zhu Gelin changed.

It's a kind of respect you feel when you see a carnivore.

"Find group-buying stores on porn apps, especially those with suspicious reviews. You'll find them every time."

Zhu Gelin glanced at him. "And what's with that look? I don't mess around outside."

"How do you know this so well?!"

"Just because I don't get involved doesn't mean I can't understand." Zhu Gelin's birthplace was much more chaotic than this city, having been to almost every interesting place, so he was already familiar with it.

He kindly reminded you, "And I advise you not to get carried away, just enjoy the service."

"Do you know about syphilis and HIV? Although they are not very common, if you get infected once, it's the end of your life."

At this point, Zhu Gelin made a rather serious announcement.

"Remember our sect's motto: We want money, not women."

Yang Xiong was stunned by what he said. "How did I join your sect?"

"Don't you want to get revenge on Liang Xueyi?"

"miss you!"

"That's it." Zhu Gelin nodded, glanced at his phone, and said, "Found it, let's go."

On the fifth floor of the mall, Li Yan accompanied three women to watch a movie, a romance film he had never heard of before. He thought it was either a unique creation of this world or a complete flop.

Therefore, he was distracted, watching the movie while also observing his classmates having fun.

Through meticulous observation under the influence of his divine sense, he was able to determine that Zhu Gelin had ulterior motives in wanting to teach Yang Xiong.

As the movie drew to a close, Yang Xiong, who had finished playing billiards with a flushed face in a nearby billiards hall, left with Zhu Gelin.

"Zhuge, what do we do next?" Yang Xiong asked.

"Of course, it's to enhance your charm. Let's start by getting your hair done."

So the two went to a rather expensive barbershop, where Yang Xiong appeared, and they got their hair cut.

Then they went back to the mall to shop, where Zhu Gelin explained to Yang Xiong in great detail how clothing matching can transform a person.

She personally picked out an outfit for him, and while Yang Xiong was paying, she also picked out an outfit that she herself needed.

Li Yan yawned. So that was the purpose.

Just as he was about to withdraw his divine sense, he suddenly raised an eyebrow.

After paying the bill, Yang Xiong was wearing a new outfit. His original hair had been changed to short, choppy style that better accentuated his facial features, and it even had a slight perm mark, which definitely improved his overall demeanor.

"Zhuge, what's next?"

"Let's go eat next. Remember the five words: 'Pan, Lu, Deng, Xiao, Xian' (meaning 'a man of great wealth, status, and leisure'). Regardless of whether they exist or not, just aim for those.

"What's specific?"

"talk about it later."

Does this mean I need to pay the money upfront?

Yang Xiong glanced at Zhu Gelin, whose face was filled with astonishment, and shook his head.

"Consider your clothes as a gift for dinner. Today's class was quite good."

"But I can't do that kind of thing."

He looked at Zhu Gelin, but there was no anger at being tricked. As he had said before, after spending more than a month together, he understood the background of the man in front of him. "I really want to teach Liang Xueyi a lesson. How about you help me deal with him? I'll give you a thousand!"

"How do you want to teach him a lesson?" Zhu Gelin had been exposed and was prepared to run away, but he didn't expect this guy to be so calm.

Furthermore, they even gave him an order; a thousand is quite a sum for him now.

"A lesson learned the cost of a thousand dollars."

Yang Xiong said, fearing that Zhu Gelin might misunderstand, "Using your method is not about hitting people."

"I understand, deal."

The two parted ways, as if they hadn't said anything at all that day.

Li Yan stroked his chin; things were getting interesting.

"Why are you smiling so strangely?" Jiang Yingzhu asked in confusion, as the movie was playing a clichéd and tragic scene.

"Hey~"

"Hey, you head!"

Jiang Yingzhu gently tapped his arm with her small hand, which was resting on the armrest and had nowhere to go.

This guy likes to play with his hands in the classroom, but he hasn't touched them even though he's been putting them down in the movie theater for so long. He's really sick!
Li Yan glanced at her and said jokingly, "Where in the movie theater is there any excitement as a classroom?"

Of course, the most important thing is that the senior students and Mengmeng are sitting behind them, so they can be seen at a glance.

It's pretty hard to get a seat for this lousy movie.

It seems to have been filmed by some idol. Whenever a close-up shot of a man's face appeared, a group of women in the audience screamed and gasped.

June 8th, the second day of the college entrance examination.

But this has nothing to do with Li Yan and his group of freshmen who are about to enter their second year of high school.

The holiday continues.

However, Jiang Yingzhu was not happy. She suddenly realized that this holiday was not a windfall.

Instead, it was conceived under a system called flexible work schedule adjustment.

"School starts again on the weekend!"

Mei Mengqian, who was doing her homework across from her, looked up and offered her her usual words of comfort.

"Zhuzhu, stop talking. After next week, summer vacation will start soon."

"That makes sense. Thinking about it, it's actually quite fast, hehe."

Jiang Yingzhu became happy again at the thought of summer vacation.

Li Yan glanced at her sideways and said dismissively, "Stop laughing, there are still final exams before summer vacation."

"It's just a final exam! It's not an important thing."

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't afraid at all; the school wouldn't make things difficult for her in the final exams.

Moreover, we are still in the stage of learning knowledge, and exam scores are not very important.

In short, it won't stop her from having fun; she's already planning how she'll spend her summer vacation.

There were four people in the room. Mengmeng had no opinions of her own and would just listen to what others told her.

The senior student is opinionated, but she doesn't express her opinions most of the time.

Li Yan's opinion is not important.

So her ideas about how to spend the summer vacation are crucial!

Jiang Yingzhu looked at Hua Junshu and asked, "Senior, when did you have your summer break last year?"

July 8th.

"Huh!?" Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed in surprise and dissatisfaction, "Why did it take so long!"

On July 8th, she immediately calculated that there was still one month left.

Jiang Yingzhu suddenly felt listless as her vacation, which she thought would last a week, suddenly turned into a month.

But then Hua Junshu turned his head and looked at them quietly, a rare faint smile appearing on his face.

"How about I take you on a trip in July? I'll be starting school in August."

"what?"

"what!?"

Where are you planning to take us?

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian both exclaimed in surprise.

Li Yan calmly asked the question. He had already noticed that Hua Junshu had been researching travel guides these past few days.

Mei Mengqian was surprised that her senior was going to treat everyone to a trip, but then she thought that this was nothing unusual for seniors these days.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't care about the trip; she figured if her senior didn't bring it up, she would.

She only noticed the start date of school.

"No way, school starts in August! Could it be August 31st? It can't be August 1st!"

The thought of the sweltering summer heat and the grueling school days made Jiang Yingzhu want to blow up the school.

"August 1st".

"Ugh! Destroy!"

Jiang Yingzhu screamed and slumped onto the table, but quickly realized something was wrong.

"Senior, you're lying! You even tutored me last summer!"

"Two months in the first year of high school, and only one month in the second year." Hua Junshu paused, then added:
"The top classes start a week early to prepare for the senior year review, but I can go a little later."

"Oh, I see~"

Being a student is tough, Zhu Zhu sighed.

She wasn't happy to be back from her two-month vacation. The thought of the hardships that lay ahead in her second year of high school made her very irritable, even more so than when her period came.

"Li Yan, why don't we just blow up the school!"

"Hehe." Li Yan just stared at her. "Stop thinking about unrealistic things. Why don't you think about how to improve your grades? Maybe you can get two days off a week in your second year of high school."

Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback, remembering that she only had Sundays off in her second year of high school.

The senior student has two days off; that's amazing.

(End of this chapter)