I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 307 This Class Monitor's Evil Behavior

The following week, Li Ping sensed something was wrong.

One aspect is the essays for essay competitions.

Based on his experience and understanding of high school students of this age, he should have been able to do so.

Having been educated by Xun Ge's teachings in textbooks for so many years, they should be able to easily write essays that address social issues.

But when he received a stack of essays, they were all so positive and uplifting.

Works like "Under the Red Flag" and "Above the Red Star" are relatively subtle.

Some are simply titled "I Love Planting Flowers".

No, I want to improve. It's just that at my age, if I don't improve now, it will be too late.

At your age, you also want to improve?
This class is so righteous it's almost unbelievable!
None of these questions could be answered.

Li Ping resolutely refused to fight, which gave the head of the Chinese language group a headache.

Speaking of headaches, there's another thing in the class that's giving Li Ping a headache.

That's a problem with some students' posture during class.

It wasn't just his class; other teachers also reported that some students had strange postures during class, which could lead to misunderstandings.

He didn't know what the problem was.

Li Ping recalled that when he first started teaching, side-swept bangs were all the rage, and to this day he only remembers half of the faces of some of his students.

Some students, after finishing half of the exam paper, have to toss their hair to one side before they can continue writing.

"Perhaps the winds of the times are blowing again."

He shook his head, deciding not to get involved.

On Friday evening, on her way home from school, Jiang Yingzhu looked left and right, passing by rows of houses, feeling puzzled.

"It feels like everyone in this area has become more friendly. Before, if I looked at someone for too long, I would be treated rudely."

“I think so too.” Mei Mengqian nodded in agreement.

"It's not just people; I've also noticed that the dogs kept by the families along this road are barking at us less."

Although those dogs only barked and never bit people.

But who likes a dog barking at them like it's an enemy?

Hua Junshu observed more carefully, "Those people trained them; if they weren't trained, those dogs would still bark."

The three girls discussed it among themselves but couldn't reach a conclusion, so they asked Li Yan.

Li Yan thought for a moment, "It should be that thug from last time."

He recounted the incident with the old sheep, noting that the three women were in the room at the time and did not participate.

"The news must have spread; everyone's afraid of me."

"Is that so?!"

The three women fell into deep thought and began to scrutinize Li Yan. He didn't seem as violent as he had described.

Can you really break someone's bones with a single kick?!

However, they quickly stopped worrying about it, since it wasn't a bad thing for them anyway.

Back home, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't wait to play games, and she dragged Li Yan along with her.

Mei Mengqian has started working as a programmer, typing every day.

The senior student then prepared dinner and took the opportunity to relax.

Li Yan quite enjoys playing games, but games are only fun when you have someone to play with.

"playing what?"

"I'm not playing Civilization anymore. I finally found a good start last time, but I didn't get to enjoy it enough. I don't want to start a new one."

Jiang Yingzhu thought for a moment, "Let's play Total War."

"can."

Li Yan sat in front of the computer next to her.

Jiang Yingzhu's room has two computers, which are prepared for multiplayer games.

The large and long computer desk almost takes up an entire wall, and can seat two more people.

However, my senior doesn't like playing games, and Mengmeng sometimes doesn't play either, so it's all for nothing.

Zhou Qinqin next door is also a gamer, but she plays online games remotely, so she doesn't need their location here.

As Li Yan opened Warhammer, he was reminded of another Total War game two years later.

During the Total War: Three Kingdoms period, he and Jiang Yingzhu were stuck at home for a year.

Later, the developer went out of business, and there were many problems with the original game design, the biggest being the UI style.

Thinking of this, he looked at Jiang Yingzhu.

"What do you think about me having someone develop a strategy console game based on the Three Kingdoms period?"

"Huh?" Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback. "Total War? That must be very expensive, and it might not even work. It seems like there's no such thing in China."

"It doesn't matter, I have money anyway."

Li Yanhao spoke arrogantly, saying that since the game department already had one project, one more wouldn't make a difference.

Moreover, if they lack technical experience, they can simply poach talent.

He decided to do it immediately and called Hua Ningxia.

Hearing that it was another game development project, and a console game that was not well-regarded in China, Hua Ningxia was a little flustered.

"Boss, shouldn't we be releasing a new product?"

"Isn't the Qingling Incense enough? It hasn't even been that long."

"No, it's not that simple. The main market has expanded," Hua Ningxia's voice continued.

"In Europe and America, they discovered that the scent of Qinglingxiang can mask body odor, making it better and cheaper than their deodorant, and it's also harder to wash off."

"so?"

"Production capacity is not enough."

Okay, Li Yan understood. He was to continue making incense-refining artifacts.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the direction of his balcony.

There was a large flower there, its buds not yet open, but growing bigger and bigger.

Inside was a magical artifact he had crafted using a combination of wood and metal forging techniques. Its primary function, as envisioned, was to create simple magical artifacts.

The refining process is not yet complete, and new demands have already arisen.

Li Yan sighed. It wasn't that he was saying anything, but he wondered if humans could use the Pure Spirit Incense for righteous purposes.

It can replace the blue pill, fine, but it can even replace fragrance?!
Li Yan hung up the phone, and another call came in; it was from Lao Li.

"Hey Dad, did you miss me?"

"Missing you my foot." Old Li's gruff voice rang out, causing Jiang Yingzhu to turn her head and glance at him.

"The cherries you sent last time tasted good. Do you have any more? Get some more for your uncles and grandfathers too."

"I only planted one tree, there aren't that many."

Li Yan rolled his eyes. "There's some left for you and Grandpa, that's all."

Old Li seemed about to say something, but he was hit. Li Yan heard a clear slap and a cry of pain.

"Okay, okay, send it over."

After hanging up the phone, Lao Li turned to look at Ms. Fang.

"Why are you taking pictures of me? He almost heard it."

"Just take what's ours, why all this talk about big brother and little brother!"

Ms. Fang rolled her eyes. "It's just that you're too proud to admit it, always beating around the bush. Xiao Yan has three daughters at home, are you saying he won't eat?"

Hearing this, Old Li felt a little embarrassed, but then he sighed when he thought of his son's three daughters.

“I told you I’d go back to visit them during the New Year, but you wouldn’t agree. You said the four of them have been living together for so long, what if something happens?”

Old Li's tone was as urgent as a woman's, while Ms. Fang was as composed as a man.

"Don't worry about things that aren't yours. I think Xiao Yan is more capable than you. He knows when to do what."

"Besides, what could you possibly do there? You'd just stand there awkwardly watching!"

Old Li remained silent, while Ms. Fang continued, "Perhaps if you, as an elder, go over there, you'll tear down that veil of secrecy, wouldn't that be a terrible thing?"

"We can't just not go see him, can we?!" Old Li worried. "I was his age and I was still harvesting wheat, and he's already having a baby?"

"What do you mean, holding a baby?!" Ms. Fang rolled her eyes, thinking he watched too many soap operas.

“I have the phone number of the teacher next door, so everything is fine.” Ms. Fang shook her phone. “I also have Xiaomeng’s mother’s phone number. Xiaomeng is more well-behaved than your son; she tells her mother when something happens.”

"I see." Old Li suddenly realized. "No wonder you weren't in a hurry. I was just wandering around like a camel."

“That’s a spinning top, not a camel,” Ms. Fang patted him on the shoulder.

Meanwhile, Li Yan, whom Old Li had mentioned was about to hold his child, was slaughtering Jiang Yingzhu, causing her to lose all her armor and suffer a crushing defeat.

The cherries on the tree are gone, and May is over.

As the weather warms up, the girls in the small building put on short sleeves, revealing their fair arms, and only by walking along the river can they feel some coolness.

On the seventh day of the sixth lunar month, the cicadas began to sing at the head of the river.

“Come to the riverbank during your vacation! We’ve been here so many times.” Jiang Yingzhu followed behind Li Yan, stepping on his shadow to play.

Ahead of Li Yan were Hua Junshu and Mei Mengqian, walking side by side, which already made passersby from the opposite direction dare not continue forward.

"I figured you're surnamed Jiang, so you must like coming to the riverbank."

Li Yan held a foxtail grass in his hand and spoke casually.

"Bullshit, you're surnamed Li, why don't you plant a plum tree in front of your door?"

“Historically, your Li family ancestors were saved by plum trees, yet you don’t plant any; you’re ungrateful.”

"You know this too?!" Li Yan exclaimed in surprise.

"Of course, I often read popular science articles."

Li Yan suspected it was his senior's popular science explanation, otherwise this guy wouldn't have bothered to read it.

"Okay, where do you want to go?"

Today is the day of the National College Entrance Examination (Gaokao), and the school has given them two days off, which makes Jiang Yingzhu very happy.

"Let's go to the pool hall."

Zhu Gelin put his arm around Yang Xiong's shoulder and said.

"A pool hall? What do you do there?" Yang Xiong asked, puzzled. "Didn't you say you'd teach me how to pick up girls?"

After sitting together for more than a month, Yang Xiong had become quite familiar with Zhu Gelin and thus knew his social background. That's why he took advantage of the school's college entrance examination holiday to go out for a stroll.

"Of course I'll teach you, but I need to dispel your illusions first."

"Demystification?"

"That's right, Brother Yang, you think too highly of girls. You can't expect them to have the kind of charm you imagine."

Zhu Gelin opened his arms, gazing at the glamorous shopping mall.

"The best way to demystify something is to own it, so we go to the pool hall."

Yang Xiong, with one hand in his pocket, looked at the mall. "You still haven't told me why going to the pool hall can dispel evil spirits, and where there are pretty girls?"

“Bingo!” Zhu Gelin snapped his fingers and raised an eyebrow, “The kind where I personally instruct you.”

"Then why not go to a foot massage parlor?" Yang Xiong had heard about it before.

Zhu Gelin didn't expect that his deskmate wanted to eat meat directly.

He patted Yang Xiong on the shoulder.

"Xiong, what I'm going to teach you is how to hook up with girls, so that you can inherit my mantle. Weren't you hooked by Liang Xueyi before? As long as you buy her, you can hook her back after learning my techniques!"
"Demystification is just a method, not an end."

He paused, then said honestly:

"Besides, I don't have enough money to go to those kinds of places."

Yang Xiong understood, so he followed him to a luxuriously decorated billiard hall.

Just then, I saw Li Yan leading three pretty girls inside.

"Is there really something like that here?"

Yang Xiong expressed his doubts.

Zhu Gelin paid the money and explained, "They still want to do legitimate business."

"Anything improper? How much money?" a voice rang out.

"You need to become a member?" Zhu Gelin turned his head and saw Li Yan and the others standing behind him. His expression immediately froze.

Family, what should I do if I run into a classmate while out having sex? I need help urgently!
(End of this chapter)