I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 306 The real master

The head of the teaching department left with a worried expression, but he didn't completely leave.

In the afternoon, he came to check on the class several more times.

It was as if they wanted to confirm the severity of the illness.

But neither of them said anything.

So the rest of the class didn't pay any attention until evening self-study began, when Li Ping walked up to the podium with a dark face.

The oppressive atmosphere caused the noisy classroom to fall silent involuntarily.

Li Ping stood in front of the multimedia lectern, his gaze sweeping over the students.

"Zhu Gelin, the head of the teaching department said you were sipping tea during the first period this afternoon. What? You have quite the leisure and refined taste, don't you!"

"Teacher, I just want a sip of water."

“Stand up! The head of the teaching department said you drank more than a dozen mouthfuls in five minutes.”

Li Ping slammed his hand on the table, then saw Yang Xiong still laughing next to Zhu Gelin, and said emphatically:
"Yang Xiong, what are you laughing at? Stand up too!"

"Teacher, I didn't drink water during class."

"You don't have it." Li Ping smiled, a smile tinged with helplessness.

"The head of the teaching department said you ate the curtain during class, Yang Xiong. Are you that hungry? Was that curtain clean? How did you eat it? Show me."

As soon as he finished speaking, the class burst into laughter.

"Eating curtains! Hahaha, that's hilarious, another one's gone mad!"

"I'm still hungry."

"Teacher, I didn't eat the curtain. The wind was so strong this afternoon that it hit my face with the curtain."

Yang Xiong retorted, "He even blew away the dean's wig. He must have said that on purpose because he saw me with his bald head."

Li Ping frowned upon hearing this, and then slapped the table as if he hadn't heard it.

"Stop laughing, what were you doing this morning? The head of student affairs said you were looking at each other and were trying to start a relationship?!"

"I don't care what you're trying to do. The classroom is a place for learning. The new school rules stipulate that eye contact cannot exceed ten seconds on school grounds!"

Upon hearing this, the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became strange. Whispering murmurs began to circulate.

"What the hell? It's just a game, and it's been banned."

"Seriously! Who's spreading rumors! Who's dating someone of the same sex?"

"Garlic Bird, the head of the teaching department must have an eye problem. Besides, that game isn't fun."

Li Ping ignored their discussions and said, "That's how it is, everyone remember that."

As he spoke, he glanced at Li Yan. If the head of the teaching department hadn't seen Li Yan playing that game, and Jiang Yingzhu as well, there wouldn't have been such a big reaction.

"Alright, next I'll talk about the essay competition. Quiet down!"

Upon hearing that it was serious business, the noise in the classroom stopped.

"The essay competition is held in the city. Participants can choose their own topics, with the theme being society under urban development. Novels and narrative essays are both acceptable, but poetry is not accepted."

"In addition, after you finish writing your essay, submit it to me for review. If it passes, I will let you know and then I will prepare a document for you."

As soon as he finished speaking, another round of whispers broke out in the room.

Cheng Yuan raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, is there a bonus?"

Li Ping glanced at him and nodded.

"Yes, the top three will receive a reward of fifty yuan."

"understood."

Cheng Yuan sat down. Fifty yuan wasn't much, but it wouldn't take long to write a themed essay.

Whether you have dates or not, pick a couple; you never know, you might just win.

After Li Ping finished talking about the composition, he asked the class monitor, Ye Hui, to go up and lead the evening self-study session, while he himself ran off.

"Jiang Yingzhu, congratulations on creating another new school rule. What are your thoughts on that?"

Li Yan rolled up the exercise book into a microphone and handed it to Jiang Yingzhu's mouth.

Mei Mengqian, Yu Qingya, and the others also looked over with smiles.

Jiang Yingzhu pursed her lips and coughed twice.

"Ahem, I have to thank my deskmate for this. If it weren't for him, how could I have come up with another school rule? So this is his fault."

"Hehe." Mei Mengqian nodded. "That's right, it's all Li Yan's fault."

"How is it my fault?"

Li Yan was speechless. Just then, Wu Wuwu turned around, holding the composition book, and asked a question.

"Class representative, do you know what a document is? How do you create one?"

"It's Word."

"I know it's Word, but what exactly is it?"

This girl probably spent all her computer class playing games. Jiang Yingzhu held out her hand, "Come on, let me teach you, give me your phone."

Jiang Yingzhu took over the task of tutoring his classmates, so Li Yan had some free time and watched Mei Mengqian write her essay.

She came up with several questions.

Li Yan glanced at them and found that most of them were similar to themes such as "Commemorating a Theft During an Outing," with a flavor of criticizing current affairs.

Which one do you think is better?

Mei Mengqian saw him reading, but didn't hide it. Reading an essay was better than reading her novel.

Li Yan thought for a moment, then pointed to the last title, which was clearly in the form of an essay—"A Clear Sky and a Gentle Breeze."

Why this one?

"Because of a positive and sunny disposition."

"."

Mei Mengqian fell into deep thought. Was that statement really so positive?
While she was thinking, she noticed that Li Yan had started writing, and she glanced at him curiously.

The first line, written in bold, powerful strokes, contains seven characters: "Wheat ripens a million times."

Li Yan didn't cover up, so she secretly watched. Fifteen minutes passed, and the last line of the closing remarks ended.

Her gaze met Li Yan's.

Mei Mengqian showed no embarrassment at being caught peeking. Instead, she met Li Yan's smug expression and commented:

"Flattery!"

"???"

Li Yan tilted his head. How was he being a sycophant? He had only sung praises. "What kind of talk is that? I'm standing on a high ground, inherently invincible."

"I even personally set an example for you, Mengmeng, but I never expected this."

"I kept my treasure in my heart, but my treasure kicked me into the ditch."

Before Mei Mengqian could even blush, Yu Qingya was the first to tease her.

"Hey! Where's the treasure?!"

"Ugh, you guys are so annoying! You've ruined my train of thought," Mei Mengqian said, leaning on the table and pretending to write an essay.

Not long after, Li Ping returned with a faint smile on his face. Li Yan handed him his composition book, and then discovered that the class monitor had also finished writing.

"Go back and compile a document."

Li Ping is a veteran teacher; he can read an essay in less than thirty seconds.

Li Yan returned to his seat, took out his phone, typed out his essay, and posted it directly to the class group.

Many people who use their phones saw it and discussed it in small groups.

Lin Yufan: Class monitor, you wrote so fast, what did you write?
Li Yan: Download the document and view it yourself.

Yu Bing: I watched it, it's so-so, I'm definitely better than you.
Li Yan was too lazy to reply to messages from elementary school students, fearing that others would think he was also an elementary school student.

Yu Qingya: To be honest, I feel that the student representative's direction is easier to win awards in.

A series of likes immediately appeared below, and then the group chatted about the topic in bits and pieces.

Some people dropped out to finish their essays, while others joined in after they had finished.

Inspired by the message in the class group, Guo Cailing wrote a positive essay, which was approved by the class teacher. She then edited it and sent it to the group.

Then he sent a message to show off.

"Hmph, while ordinary people are still discussing the subject matter, true sages have already taken the first step toward success."

I really don't understand why these people keep discussing it; what's the point of just talking?

Having the drive and initiative she possesses is what truly makes someone a master.

Guo Cailing's gaze swept over Yu Bing, Yu Qingya, and Lin Yufan in the same row.

Although her score was the lowest among the four, at that moment, she believed she was number one.

"Cailing, you sent this to the wrong class group."

Yu Bing's soft voice came from behind, and Guo Cailing was puzzled.

"No, it's a large group chat. The class representative posted it in a large group chat."

Upon hearing this, Yu Bing and the other two looked at her with pity, as if she were mentally challenged.

At the same time, Li Ping raised his head on the podium, his gaze fixed on him with death.

"Guo Cailing".

The calm tone sent a shiver down Guo Cailing's spine. Even though she felt she hadn't done anything wrong, she still had a sense of impending doom.

"Teacher, what's wrong?"

Li Ping walked up to her and held out his hand. "Take out your phone. Who gave you permission to use your phone in class?"

Guo Cailing's expression changed, and she finally realized something was wrong.

But it's too late.

"Teacher, I'm not playing around."

"Hand it over, or I'll call your parents."

Guo Cailing pouted and handed her her phone.

"Come pick it up yourself after the final exams," Li Ping said, his gaze sweeping across the room.

Xiao Shuai and the others who were closest to Li Ping were nervous and made eight feints in a second.

But Yu Bin remained unmoved, seemingly attracted by the crotch.

Li Ping frowned and quickly walked around it.

But when he came to Yu Bin's side, he only saw an extracurricular book.

Li Ping simply pulled the extracurricular book off Yu Bin's knees; there was nothing there.

Yu Bin turned his head blankly, "Teacher, what's wrong?"

Li Ping glanced at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in his hand, said nothing, and gave Yu Bin a suspicious look.

Where were you looking just now?

Chapter Thirty-Six.

"Alright, then let me test you. What events did Guan Yu flood the seven armies in Chapter Thirty-Six?" Li Ping continued to scrutinize him.

Yu Bin's face became even more blank, and a hint of astonishment appeared.

"Teacher, the title of chapter thirty-six is ​​'Xuande Uses a Plan to Attack Fancheng, Yuanzhi Recommends Zhuge Liang on Horseback.' I haven't read Guan Yu's flooding of the seven armies yet."

Li Ping nodded. "Oh, I must have remembered it wrong."

He returned the book to Yu Bin and then turned and walked onto the podium.

Xiao Shuai, who was standing next to Yu Bin, was extremely worried for him; he had seen it clearly just now.

Bin was looking at his phone when the teacher arrived, and he immediately shoved his phone into his sleeve.

If Li Ping were to examine the entire body, then we'd be in big trouble.

"Brother Bin, I didn't expect you to actually read a book?"

Yu Bin chuckled smugly, "Hehe, my favorite thing is the Three Kingdoms. I've played countless Three Kingdoms games, so I know this book by heart. Li Ping is trying to trick me."

Xiao Shuai hadn't expected this to happen, but he was still puzzled.

"Brother Bin, you clearly didn't need to attract Li Ping's attention."

"You don't understand, I'm trying to level the playing field." Yu Bin said with a mysterious expression.

"What?"

Xiao Shuai was puzzled, but seeing that even the girls in the front row were attracted by his words, Yu Bin became even more smug and said arrogantly:

"You know what 'training the eagle' means? I'm training Li Ping, and all the teachers, just by making me look like I'm playing on my phone, to attract their attention and get them to come and catch me."

"But they never found my phone. After a while, they became immune to my posture, and I could openly use my phone in this posture."

Upon hearing this, the surrounding crowd was as if enlightened, and they were amazed by the extraordinary person.

"Wonderful!"

(End of this chapter)