I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 305 Zhuzhu, what's wrong with you?
Jiang Yingzhu finally entered the teaching building before the student council blocked the intersection during morning self-study and breathed a sigh of relief.

She looked at Li Yan and said, "Go downstairs and buy me a cup of instant noodles. Or, just get me a hamburger."

"Kickbacks".

Li Yan patted his butt and turned to leave.

Jiang Yingzhu froze instantly, the streaks of red like a rosy sunset enveloping her fair neck.

She suddenly turned around to punch Li Yan, but then stopped, her expression shifting.

Mei Mengqian didn't notice any of this, but Zhu Zhu's strange actions caught her attention.

"Zhuzhu, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing!" Jiang Yingzhu took a few deep breaths, a stiff smile on her face.

"hehe."

Mei Mengqian said "oh," guessing that Li Yan must have done something infuriating again, and he was going to get beaten up again.

Serves him right, he's getting more and more aroused, he even wanted to touch me this morning.
The thought of it still made her blush.

Recalling the scene where Zhu Zhu took the initiative, Mei Mengqian felt that Zhu Zhu was still the most powerful.

Not only can I hit him, but I can also slap his butt unexpectedly!
If only I had hit him a few more times.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't pay any attention to what nonsense Mengmeng was thinking. She was in a daze the whole way, and followed Mengmeng's scent to the classroom. After sitting down, she was still a little lost.

Her mind was still filled with the feeling from that moment, and her heart was pounding like thunder, making her head spin.

It wasn't until a fragrant breakfast was placed in front of her that Jiang Yingzhu was brought back to her senses by the aroma and discovered the treasure.

"Beef noodles! Where did you get them?"

"Baby, Daddy bought this for you." A familiar and magnetic voice rang out.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't need to turn her head; muscle memory instantly sent her punch flying, landing on Li Yan's shoulder.

"Get lost! All you ever do is try to take advantage!"

She withdrew her hand, not even glancing at Li Yan. Her eyes darted around, and she bent down to take all the books out of the desk drawer, then held them up in front of her.

They immediately began to enjoy it.

"Zhuzhu, I want to eat it too."

Gan Tiantian's voice came from the front.

Jiang Yingzhu nodded and swallowed the soup and noodles together.

"eat!"

Then she continued eating.

They also found scallion pancakes on the side.

Not bad, not bad. How come she didn't expect Li Yan to have this function?

Yu Bing, smelling the aroma from behind, noticed that Jiang Yingzhu had finished a bowl of noodles in just three minutes. She nudged Guo Cailing.

She likes to talk to people who are less intelligent than her (with worse grades), so that they are less likely to argue back.

"Cailing, do you believe I can finish a bowl of beef noodles in half a minute?"

"Do not believe!"

"Then during the long break between classes, you treat me to a meal, and I'll put on a show for you."

"it is good."

Guo Cailing nodded and continued reciting the text, but in her heart she was thinking that Yu Bing's face would definitely be as chubby as Ling Ningshan's.

After a while, Jiang Yingzhu sneaked back to throw out the trash, and she suddenly realized something was wrong.

She looked at Yu Bing, whose eyes were wide open as she met her gaze.

After thinking for a while, Guo Cailing's eyes lit up, realizing that something was wrong.

"Bingbing, there's a flag-raising ceremony during the long break. The class monitor and those leaders will definitely be giving speeches. It's more troublesome than doing exercises. There's no time to watch your performance."

"Hmm, then let's do it during the break after the next class, I have time."

Yu Bing patted her chest, secretly relieved. "I'll be quick!"

Mei Mengqian listened to Yu Bing's whole-time attempt to fool the simpleton, feeling somewhat speechless, but she was too lazy to say anything to remind him that Yu Bing wouldn't take advantage of someone for nothing.

She nudged Li Yan and asked curiously:

Why didn't the homeroom teacher come to the morning self-study session?

Jiang Yingzhu also remembered this matter. She had been carefully preparing for it for so long. She ate her breakfast in a hurry and thought of eighteen countermeasures and twenty-six methods.

Why can't I use any of it?

"He should be in the office organizing documents."

"Hmm?" The two tilted their heads.

"I ran into him in the cafeteria." Li Yan's words startled the two of them, and the atmosphere became tense.

Those around them were also drawn to Li Yan's words.

I ran into my homeroom teacher while buying food at the cafeteria during morning self-study. It's like a mouse running into a cat as soon as it leaves the house.

"and then?"

"Then he pulled me aside and talked about something. There was a city essay competition on Friday, and he asked if I wanted to participate. I said yes, and asked him to help me organize the materials."

Upon hearing this, the initially tense crowd realized that Li Yan was different, and their attention was quickly diverted to the essay competition.

"What essay competition?!" Mei Mengqian asked, and Yu Qingya behind her also perked up her ears.

At the same time, he expressed doubt.

"Really? I feel like Li Ping's information is unreliable. At the beginning of last month, he was talking about a campus poetry competition, but a month has passed and nothing has happened."

The others nodded in agreement, agreeing wholeheartedly.

During that time, all I did was look forward to it and memorize poems.

Looking back now, it feels like I fell into the old man's trap.

Besides a head full of poetry, there was nothing else.

"It should be true, otherwise Li Ping wouldn't have actually gone to organize the data."

Li Yan glanced at them and said, "Mengmeng, Qingya, you two should be quite suitable for the competition."

Soon after class started, Li Ping walked in with his things. As usual, he spent two minutes chatting about everyday things, making jokes about the holiday, and getting everyone back on track.

I wonder how much effort he's put into his work over the years. The hospital should definitely buy its supplies from him.

Then, ten minutes of previewing followed, and half a class period had passed.

This time, we were learning a modern text. Li Ping asked someone to stand up and read it aloud, interspersing his explanations throughout.

Another ten minutes or so passed.

Half the class was over when Yu Qingya couldn't hold back any longer and asked about the essay competition as get out of class was about to end.

"Yes, that's right. I'll tell you during evening self-study," Li Ping replied, taking his thermos back to his office.

Yu Bing and Guo Cailing quickly slipped away from the back row, while Yu Qingya chatted with Mei Mengqian about the competition essay.

"Speaking of essay competitions, there should be prize money, right?"

Cheng Yuan from the next group came over and asked.

"There should be, right?"

Yu Qingya and the others looked at each other, not even considering the matter of bonuses.

They were thinking about honor and satisfying their little vanity.

“I participated in this kind of competition when I was in junior high school,” Zhang Wei said, attracting everyone’s attention.

“Someone in our class won an award, but it was only fifty yuan, which is only enough for two meals.”

“You’re being a bit pretentious, Wei Ge.” Xiao Shuai patted him on the shoulder. “Who was eating steamed buns with pickled vegetables last month?”

Zhang Wei coughed a few times but didn't say anything.

Mei Mengqian tapped Li Yan's hand, "Are you participating or not?"

As she spoke, she seemed to enjoy the cool sensation of the skin being lightly touched, and nodded again.

"join."

Li Yan watched her playing there and said, "Just win an award to fool Old Li, so he won't worry about me not studying hard every day."

"You're so arrogant!"

Jiang Yingzhu criticized, "One should be humble."

Li Yan felt she had no right to talk about him, and gave her a look that suggested he was looking at Sabbie.

Jiang Yingzhu understood, then glared back angrily, and the two stared at each other for a long time.

Class monitor Ye Hui glanced at it curiously, then looked at it again.

Yu Qingya and Lin Yufan were also drawn to the attention.

Shortly after, Yu Bing, who had eaten a bowl of beef noodles in one minute, invited Guo Cailing to come back from lunch at a restaurant. They also saw the two people making eye contact.

"What are they doing?" Yu Bing asked, puzzled.

"Nonsense." Yu Qingya and the other person shook their heads.

Suddenly, Ye Hui, who had been observing the area, said, "This is the 'Don't Laugh Challenge.' Scientific research has found that if two people look at each other for more than ten seconds, they will start to laugh."

"Why?" Guo Cailing asked, puzzled.

Ye Hui didn't speak, but gave them an ambiguous smile that was best left unsaid.

"Oh~~~~"

Several girls simultaneously uttered a meaningful "oh".

Only Yu Bing couldn't understand why they were making those sighs when they saw their older cousin and younger nephew together, but they were being vague and secretive about it.

Yu Qingya explained what she liked, and Yu Bing let out a long "oh".

This time, Jiang Yingzhu couldn't hold back any longer and turned to them, saying, "Are you sick?"

"Hehe, Zhuzhu couldn't resist anymore."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look how calm Li Yan is."

A few people were laughing and joking around, and then this was a staring contest to see if they liked each other.

I don't know how it happened, but it became popular in the class.

But instead of men and women looking at each other, it's men with men or women with women.

If anyone laughs, then everyone around them will laugh too.

When Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian returned from the restroom, they found it had turned out like this; they also lived in Bengbu.

"It's all Li Yan's fault!"

"What's it to me?" Li Yan yawned, refusing the tenth boy who wanted to play games with him.

No, are there really that many philosophers in this class?

Soon, the preparatory bell rang, and Li Ping, who had just entered the classroom, felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange.

Some students gave a strange, inexplicable smile, as if they weren't playing on their phones.

By the third period, the staring contest had completely taken over the class.

The head of academic affairs passed by and glanced at the top-performing class of the first year of high school as usual. It was quiet, yet not quite quiet.

They're obviously studying!
It's normal to have some discussion during study sessions.

However, upon closer inspection, the two boys at the door were looking at each other.

It looks like they're about to fight.

"you."

The head of the teaching department stopped, turned around, and was about to speak to organize the discussion.

But the two boys didn't move at all.

They just stared at each other, their lips and cheeks twitching from time to time, as if in great pain, yet their gazes seemed full of affection.

The head of the teaching department felt a chill run down his spine and quickened his pace, about to take them away.

However, upon approaching the classroom and seeing the scene inside, his vision went black.

Inside the classroom, there were countless instances of boys and girls exchanging glances.

The situation was exactly the same as the two at the entrance.

There were also a few scattered students laughing on the side.

The occasional glances exchanged between men and women are no longer important.

"What are you doing?"

The head of the teaching department interrupted, and instantly the students returned to normal, their eyes turning shy and evasive.

Just like those young couples who are caught dating too early.

The already heavy heart of the head of teaching affairs sank even deeper.

He called the class monitor out for questioning:
What were you guys doing just now?

"They look at each other, searching for someone they like," Ye Hui said honestly, though she didn't actually know what these people were up to.

It seems to be a simple game where you just don't laugh.

But the head of the teaching department won't believe me if I say that, will he?

Should we elaborate further?
The head of student affairs waved his hand, not wanting to hear her say any more; he felt like the sky had fallen.

(End of this chapter)