I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 304 Cyber ​​Marriage Law

Li Yan made a phone call to Hua Ningxia and Professor Yang, who had been studying the cherry tree.

Before long, hats arrived.

Seeing this, Grandpa Qin and Grandma Tian observed from a distance.

"I wonder if Xiao Li can handle it."

"You acted impulsively!" Grandpa Qin shook his head and sighed. "Not all hats are dutiful; they tend to favor the ones who are difficult to talk to."

The old sheep lying on the ground, upon seeing the hat arrive, cried out in pain and burst into laughter, its trembling finger pointing at Li Yan.

"You little brat, you still dare to make phone calls? Just you wait, even if you kneel down and beg me, it won't do you any good."

He watched the two hats approach with a cold smile, then let out a miserable cry of pain.

"Comrade! Arrest him quickly, this kid broke my leg!"

However, the two hats completely ignored his gesticulating and instead began to observe the cherry tree next to them.

"It's a bit damaged."

"It seems so."

The two men exchanged a glance, nodded, and then lifted the old sheep up from either side.

The sudden movement caused the old sheep to cry out in pain again.

"What are you doing? Why are you arresting me? I'm going to report you!"

"Don't move!" A hat pinched his thigh.

“We received a report that someone with ill intentions approached a Class II protected plant and was caught by the caretaker. It seems to be you.”

Upon hearing this, Old Sheep, who was in excruciating pain, was dumbfounded, as was Zhou Qinqin, who had been watching the situation unfold and wanted to offer help.

"A Class II protected plant!?"

Zhou Qinqin looked at the cherry tree, then at Li Yan.

Well, this tree full of golden-red fruit certainly doesn't look like ordinary cherries.

Now that you mention it, it really does look like it!
So, does that mean she ate a second-level protected plant this afternoon?
Zhou Qinqin looked at Li Yan, who had a calm expression.

No, is that right?!
Thinking of the taste of cherries, she swallowed hard.

As expected of a protected species, it tastes quite good.

The two hat-wearing men asked Li Yan a few more questions, thus confirming the identities of the cherry tree and the old sheep.

With Zhou Qinqin as a witness, they took Lao Yang away without saying a word.

Watching the vehicle drive away, Zhou Qinqin seemed to wake from a dream and looked at Li Yan.

"When did you become a protected plant? And you're even feeding me!"

"Calm down, teacher. It's a long story."

Li Yan turned and walked into the house. "So I won't say anything more."

Zhou Qinqin clenched her fist, shook her head, and went back on her own.

She knew without being told that it must be related to Mei Mengqian's mother.

Li Yan spent the whole night playing games with Jiang Yingzhu, and then spent the entire next day cultivating.

In my free time in the evening, I think about checking if there's anything funny in the class group chat.

The daily 99+ messages, when you click in, there are thousands of them.

Li Yan scrolled up a bit, but didn't see anything interesting, so he stopped scrolling.

When I got back to the ground and checked the latest news, I was immediately taken aback.

Jiang Yingzhu, who was sitting next to him, turned her head to look.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, just checking the class group chat."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian became curious and took out their phones to open the group chat.

There was a moment of silence in the class group chat, probably because everyone was shocked by Ye Daijia's speech.

"I was thirsty just now too."

"They ordered four wooden structures at once."

"It feels so good!"

After a few seconds of shock, someone quickly replied.

"Four, that's really awesome."

Ma Liang asked, "Brother Ye, you're so powerful, can we share resources?"

"That's just bragging," Cheng Yuan said. "I've reported it."

“Disgusting!” This was Ling Ningshan’s comment.

Hu Die then popped up a message.

"He was even showing off in the class group chat, so I reported him."

Ye Daijia looked at the screen and immediately became unsettled.

"?"

"picture."

"What did I do?"

Jiang Yingzhu clicked on the picture and saw a row of "So happy" comments.

"."

She saw that Li Yan posted six dots, so she posted six dots as well.

"This Ye Daijia is just too..." Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head, "...just too silly!"

"He's a complete idiot."

Li Yan yawned, "Now there aren't enough girls in the class for me to pursue."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian both thought of the prevailing atmosphere among the girls in their class.

I couldn't help but laugh.

There was a certain fat guy who was really outrageous; he harassed most of the girls in the class.

Then the news spread throughout the entire grade.

They even had a group chat, which was all about Ye Daijia's methods for pursuing people.

Someone in the class was selling "rejection tutorials."

18 ways to skip breakfast
Thirty-six emojis to end awkward conversations
Jiang Yingzhu and the other person were also inside watching the fun.

Monday has arrived in the blink of an eye.

Li Yan went downstairs to have breakfast.

Hua Junshu, who was teasing Laba at the table, looked up and said:

"Good morning."

"Good morning," Li Yan replied, walking towards the kitchen while asking, "Why did you suddenly decide to say good morning, senior?"

"Because Mengmeng told me this morning."

Hua Junshu said that she was reminded.

Li Yan stopped and looked at Mengmeng.

"Mengmeng, why didn't you tell me?"

Mei Mengqian was eating noodles at a corner of the octagonal table, her mouth bulging. When she heard him ask a question, she immediately lowered her head, almost burying her face in the bowl.

She suddenly remembered what she had written yesterday.

The newlywed couple greeted each other with a sweet "good morning."

Although she had never heard her parents say good morning to each other, it didn't matter; art transcends life. However, she had just written something similar yesterday and was going to tell Li Yan this morning.

I have a feeling that after they talked about it, they got married.

Li Yan felt compelled to interject here.

Alright, alright, you do have the talent of a boxer.

What kind of cyber marriage law is this?!

"Aren't you going to call?"

Li Yan brought out the noodles and sat down next to her. "I'll go first. Good morning, Mengmeng."

"Good morning, old man—oops." Mei Mengqian suddenly dragged out the sound halfway through her sentence.

Then she started yawning, and her fair and translucent ears quickly turned red.

Fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

He shoved the noodles into his mouth in a few bites.

You're so sharp-tongued and talk nonsense!

Fortunately, she reacted quickly.

Just then, a hand held a tissue and wiped her forehead. Mei Mengqian looked up at Li Yan.

Before a sweet warmth could even spread through her heart, she heard him ask, "What did you just say 'old'?"

Instantly, she felt a surge of heat welling up inside her, but it wasn't sweet at all. A wave of shyness erupted throughout her body like a volcanic eruption.

A thin wisp of white mist was visible to the naked eye rising from her neatly combed hair.

Why is this guy's hearing so sharp?!
"I'm done eating!"

Mei Mengqian acted as if she hadn't heard Li Yan's question, and stood up as soon as she put down her bowl and chopsticks.

"I'll go call Zhuzhu!"

Li Yan looked at Hua Junshu with a puzzled expression, and Hua Junshu also looked puzzled before focusing his gaze on the tissue in Li Yan's hand.

"Does the tree need to wipe its sweat too? It's a bit hot."

"Hmm?" Hua Junshu glanced at him and tilted his head slightly. "Should I break a sweat?"

"Uh," Li Yan put down the tissue and said casually, "It's not necessary to go out, wiping sweat is a waste of tissues."

"Oh." Hua Junshu nodded, his expression unreadable.

Li Yan felt that his senior was sometimes a bit dazed, but it also seemed like she was pretending.

I slurped up a few mouthfuls of noodles and drank a few mouthfuls of noodle soup.

Li Yan let out a long sigh of relief, and then saw a small hand with distinct knuckles pick up a tissue from the side and dab it on his forehead.

"?" He looked up and his gaze fell on his senior's face.

Hua Junshu stood beside him, looking expressionless as he stared at him.

But for some reason, Li Yan felt that she was saying, "Didn't you want to wipe your sweat?"

Do I sweat?

The girl blinked and nodded seriously.

"Have!"

Li Yan suddenly realized, "Then thank you, senior."

"Ah."

After a while, Li Yan still hadn't seen Mengmeng and Zhuzhu come down, and it was almost time for morning self-study.

He wasn't afraid of being late. The senior student might have some concerns, but not that many.

As for these two ordinary high school students, they absolutely did not want to go against the school rules.

Therefore, Li Yan went upstairs and entered Jiang Yingzhu's room to check.

The door was open, so he didn't knock and immediately saw what was inside the room.

The blanket was thrown to one side and was usually hanging on the ground.

Mengmeng, who should have woken Zhuzhu up, was now lying in bed, sleeping in Zhuzhu's arms.

One had long hair, the other had short hair.

One small, one big.

They all have pretty long legs, but it's a shame they don't wear black stockings.

Li Yan took out his phone and snapped a picture.

While it was pleasing to the eye to hold a beautiful girl while sleeping, he felt that Mengmeng was a bit abstract today.

I wonder what she's been up to. I'll have to use my divine sense to sneak a peek another day.

Although he possesses divine consciousness, it is not so constant that he can observe the world all the time.

That's too tiring.

Perhaps someone with the surname Li has such a strong voyeuristic and controlling desire, but it's not him.

Li Yan came to the bedside.

"Wake up! Zhuzhu, Mengmeng!"

"Hmm~ I'll sleep a little longer," Jiang Yingzhu murmured, while Mei Mengqian remained completely still.

She was already awake when she realized her condition, but she didn't want to face it, so she pretended to be asleep.

I went to wake Zhuzhu up, but she dragged me into sleep too. How embarrassing!
She felt like she hadn't checked the almanac when she woke up.

"If you don't get up, I'll spank you."

As Li Yan spoke, he hit the rag doll on the bedside table three times.

"You just want to spank me, you pervert," Jiang Yingzhu said with dissatisfaction, sitting up.

Her phoenix eyes were narrowed, and she looked at Li Yan with a sleepy expression.

Li Yan didn't know what she was thinking, but he watched as she suddenly pounced on him.

then
"Clap clap clap!"

Jiang Yingzhu raised her hand and glanced at Li Yan, who looked speechless.

"Feels nice, and you're quite perky."

"Are you still half asleep?!" Li Yan stared at her with dead fish eyes.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't say anything, but covered her buttocks and rushed into the toilet.

Li Yan was even more speechless. Was he the kind of person who held grudges?

Turning my head, I met a pair of bright, almond-shaped eyes that were watching the spectacle with interest.

"What, Mengmeng, you want a spanking too?"

Mei Mengqian sat up, pouting, "I'll hit you!"

"No, I'll just hit you." Li Yan threatened her, taking a step closer.

Mei Mengqian immediately got out of bed and ran out.

"Bad person, pervert."

Li Yan didn't chase after her. He turned around and walked to Jiang Yingzhu's desk, putting all the homework she had finished last night, as well as all her stationery, into a tote bag.

Their schoolbags are always in the classroom; during holidays, they take a bag to carry their homework and the books they need.

Going in and out of school every day is just like going to a shopping mall.

"We're going to be late! Let's go!"

Jiang Yingzhu rushed out of the bathroom.

(End of this chapter)