I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 303 Your dad got to enjoy it first.
The temperature was already quite hot in mid-May, but the small building was located at the foot of Feiyun Mountain, and there was a gentle breeze in the afternoon.

The swallows in my yard fly around the tree, wanting to eat, but there's always a special force pushing them away, making them chirp incessantly in a panic.

"Here's one for you, you and your wife can share it."

Li Yan flicked his wrist, and a cherry flew up from the tree, landing right on the beak of a swirling swallow.

The swallows stopped chirping, flew back to the eaves, and separated from the mother swallow in the nest.

Laba called out at his feet.

"You want to eat too. Why don't you just go inside and get one yourself?"

Li Yan said that at this moment he felt like a small family's spiritual treasure had matured and was being shared among the three or four members of the sect.

With that in mind, he went upstairs to get some wood and carved three small boxes in front of the door.

Then he took the box and went to the cherry tree to pick cherries.

Give some to Mr. and Mrs. Li, some to Ms. Ye Qian (my mother-in-law), and some to my grandparents, and the cherry tree will be half empty.

"Li Yan, are you picking cherries? Get me some."

Suddenly, a loud shout came from the balcony of the building next door.

Li Yan knew it was Zhou Qinqin without turning around, so he picked five for her; she should be able to finish them in two days.

As he stepped onto the path, he saw a little girl with two pigtails looking up at him.

"Brother, can I have some cherries?"

Li Yan gave her one.

The little girl swallowed it whole.

"I couldn't taste it. Could you give TuTu another one?"

"Little one, don't be greedy. If you ask me any more questions, I'll give you a math test, a college-level math test!" Li Yan said with a smile.

The little girl was immediately frightened, and suddenly remembered what her grandmother often talked about about college students, who seemed to be able to fly and dive into the earth, and were very powerful.

She can't even do elementary school problems, so she definitely won't be able to do them in college.

I was so scared that I almost burst into tears.

Li Yan went next door and gave Zhou Qinqin five cherries.

"Little Li, you're being a bit stingy."

"Teacher, giving too much would be bribery, and I'm afraid I won't be able to resist reporting it."

Zhou Qinqin looked at him, speechless.

I couldn't resist taking a bite, and an incredibly strong feeling of fullness washed over me.

Based on Zhou Qinqin's many years of eating experience, she could eat at most one more; any more and she would throw up.

I was made to vomit by the students.

How could you do such a thing?

Even if it's just cherries, that won't do!

Zhou Qinqin waved her hand, indicating that she could leave.

Before leaving, Li Yan mentioned Meng's dream of writing a book.

"Entertainment romance genre?"

"Yes. Teacher Qinqin, you have experience, so you should be able to guide her. I've never been in a relationship, so I don't know how to write about it."

Li Yan openly lied.

He paused after speaking, then asked to confirm, "By the way, Ms. Qinqin, you've been in a relationship before, haven't you?"

When Zhou Qinqin met his questioning gaze, her whole body flushed red.

"Mind your own business, I can teach anyway."

“No.”

"go out!"

Li Yan was kicked out of the room, but he couldn't stay, since violating a woman's will was illegal.

Back in his room, he branded three boxes filled with cherries with three preservation arrays.

Then I sent a message to Lao Li and his wife.

Li Yan: I'll send you some cherries.
Li Yan: [Image]

Li Yan: I grew it myself.

The message was sent in the family group chat, and Mr. Li and Ms. Fang replied immediately.

Auspicious Flowers and Full Moon: You can still grow cherries? Why aren't you studying farming properly? The more you learn, the worse you get.
Let nature take its course: It looks alright.
Let nature take its course: Address: xxxxxxxx
When Li Yan saw the address, he immediately lost his composure.

Why did you all go to Inner Mongolia?

"To have fun and escape the heat at the same time,"

After Lao Li sent a message and learned that one of the shareholders of Qiqi Company was Li Yan, the two of them could only lie down and accept it, filled with doubt.

"Son, you're working so hard, you still need to study hard."

"What you can't enjoy, your dad will enjoy for you first."

Upon seeing these two consecutive messages, Li Yan twitched the corner of his mouth.

That's something you can't really refute.

He sent a picture of a dragon, but then ignored it.

The elderly couple probably used the trip to alleviate the shock of their son suddenly becoming one of the owners of a behemoth company.

Fortunately, Li Yan only said that he would hold a portion of the shares in the early stages of the business; otherwise, the elderly couple would probably have been terrified.

After all, in the beginning, Qiqi Company was started with the help of the two of them.

And now, Hua Ningxia, the owner of Qiqi Company, is someone who used to work in their store.

They were employees from the very beginning of the company!

It would be strange if Old Li and his companion didn't suspect anything.

Li Yan also noticed this, so he took some time to tell a seemingly plausible but ultimately false statement.

Otherwise, if the two of them find out something, it will be difficult to explain.

With that in mind, he delivered a box of cherries to Mei Mengqian.

"For my mom, is that alright?"

Mei Mengqian held the box, feeling something was off.

I've been writing the plot outline, and I've already written up to the point where the male and female leads met through a blind date and ended up getting married unexpectedly.

So when she held those beautiful cherries, she always seemed to think that since her husband's farm had grown something good, she wanted to get some for her family too.
It makes your heart pound.

"Let her try it, this is no ordinary cherry."

"What old man!"

Mei Mengqian, who had been able to suppress her anger, blushed completely. She put her things away and pushed Li Yan out.

However, I've never seen golden-red cherries before, and they're quite filling.

Weird.

After delivering Ye Qian's package, Li Yan took the last box, hopped on his motorcycle, and delivered it directly to the elderly people in town. On the way, he encountered a man cosplaying as Emperor Knight riding a motorcycle.

Li Yan stopped, took a picture, and posted it in the class group.

"Holy crap! It's Emperor Warrior!"

"Where's the class representative?!"

A bunch of people immediately rushed out, all exclaiming "Holy crap!" and "Where are you? Where are you?"

“On the road.” Li Yan sent a picture of a highway.

"How do we find it?" Jiang Yingzhu asked. "Tell me the exact location quickly."

"Outer lane of the six lanes."

Li Yan took a picture of the exact location and preemptively struck before anyone in the group could speak.

"It's said that highly intelligent people can pinpoint a person's exact location from just a photograph. Now it's time to test your intelligence! @All Members"

Yu Bing was the first to speak up, "I'm sure I can find it, based on the sun's shadow."

She began to show off her geography knowledge, which she had only studied for one semester, and eventually concluded that Li Yan was located in the Northern Hemisphere.

"I think looking at the architecture is more reliable," Wu Wuwu said, revealing her competitive spirit despite her ambition to become an immortal.

"For example, there is a police guokui (a type of flatbread) in the corner of the photo. So we just need to search for 'police guokui' on the map and then look at the map in real time."

Wu Wuwu posted a screenshot of Huangcheng Avenue.

Upon seeing this, some people immediately questioned it, because the Emperor Warrior was not in the actual photos.

"Who wants to see the class monitor? I want Emperor Knight."

"plus one!"

As messages were sent out, Wu Wuwu immediately responded, "It might not be in this area. Let's split up and search; we'll definitely find it."

So photos started flooding the class group chat.

Class monitor Ye Hui was speechless.

"The real-scene photos were all uploaded several years ago, so it's impossible for them to be Emperor Armor."

"Finding the location is also very simple. Download the photo taken by Li Yan, open the details, and there will most likely be location information."

"What if there isn't one?" Yu Qingya asked.

Yu Bing: "Qingya is stupid, so there isn't one."

“Is it possible that she was asking why it wasn’t in the photo?” Wu Wuwu said.

"Because it wasn't recorded in the photo, you idiot."

Why is there no record?

"No information is available in the photo."

Next, the elementary school student successfully defeated Wu Wuwu using a technique that only smart people know, and was then labeled as stupid.

No one interrupted the entire time.

Those who are old enough to know that when a primary school student starts talking nonsense, don't try to correct her.

As for the person who stirred up the trouble, Li Yan had already delivered the cherries and gone home.

The motorcycle roared to a stop by the roadside outside the yard, and Li Yan looked at the person lying on his jujube tree.

He looked to be in his fifties, with sallow, yellowish-black skin, disheveled hair, and an oily face. His eyes were closed, and he was uttering cries of pain.

Li Yan vaguely remembered this person; he often saw him loitering around the area on his way to and from school, and it seemed like he didn't have a job.

He occasionally bullies children who are not home alone, and he also gets into arguments with young, unruly men in the community. He lives across the street from the street.

They often forcibly pack up the leftover food that the farmhouse restaurant didn't have time to clean up.

Grandpa Qin at the roadside and intersection, Grandma Tian and her family next door, and Zhou Qinqin were all watching and pointing.

"Old Yang, get up. What are you doing lying here? There's no car around."

"You're not going to try to extort money from Xiao Li, are you? That young man is not someone to mess with; he's a minor, you know."

"They've been wailing for half an hour now, could something really have happened?"

Compared to Li Yan, who merely observed indifferently, Grandpa Qin and the others actually understood the background of the person in front of them much better.

Every village has that one good-for-nothing loafer.

Hongxing Village is no exception.

Li Yan had already parked the car. Upon hearing these words, he came over to their side.

"How is this going?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than the old sheep on the ground let out a loud wail.

"Ouch, my leg! I tripped over your tree! It hurts so much! Young man, you have to take responsibility. Are you going to pay me or take me to the hospital?!"

"He slipped because he was trying to steal cherries."

The little girl TuTu in the crowd touched her bottom and whispered.

The old man glared at her, and she immediately fell silent.

She was afraid that if she ran into this bad guy on the street again, he would steal the food she bought.

Li Yan glanced at Tu Tu and smiled.

Then he looked at the old man who seemed completely unconcerned.

He stepped out from the crowd, came to the old man, and looked down at him as he lay on his back on the ground.

"Did you really break your leg?"

"If it's not real, it's fake. Everyone can see it clearly. I've been in pain for half an hour!" Old Man Yang squinted and lectured in the tone of an elder.

"You young man, help me up."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan did not move, but looked at Grandpa Qin and the others.

"Everyone, please disperse. I want to talk to him alone."

Upon hearing this, Grandma Tian immediately pulled her granddaughter away.

Zhou Qinqin glanced at Li Yan but didn't move.

"Young Li, think twice before you act," said Grandpa Qin, spouting a classical Chinese phrase. No wonder he used to be a gatekeeper at a university in his youth.

"Teacher, aren't you leaving?"

"I'm afraid you'll act impulsively." Zhou Qinqin glanced at his calm face; the calmer he was, the more uneasy she felt.

"I'm not impulsive."

Li Yan's words were accompanied by a crisp cracking sound, followed by the old man's miserable wail.

Zhou Qinqin turned her head instantly and saw Li Yan lift his foot and stomp on the old sheep's other leg, breaking it.

"Ah! I'm calling the police, calling the police, ugh!! Wait till your parents kneel down and beg me!"

"You," Zhou Qinqin looked at Li Yan with a surprised expression.

"Don't worry, teacher, I'll make a phone call."

(End of this chapter)