I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 302 Liar
Saturday.

Li Yan woke up from his cultivation, went to the window, drew back the curtains, and looked around, slightly surprised.

Jiang Yingzhu was seen carrying a large bag of steamed buns, standing under a cherry tree by the roadside, looking up at the cherries.

The cherries on the tree were all ripe, displaying a unique golden-red color and emitting a refreshing fruity aroma.

It seemed to carry a hint of alcohol, and the smell was quite intoxicating, making one feel drunk.

Jiang Yingzhu was clearly captivated by the aroma of the spiritual fruit and picked one as soon as she reached out.

They didn't mind the mess and fed it directly into their mouths.

Jiang Yingzhu's eyes lit up.

"good to eat!"

She ate four or five more, and wanted to eat more, but then she let out a burp.

"What's going on? Do I really have such a small appetite?!"

Jiang Yingzhu patted her stomach, refusing to believe it, and picked another one, but she just couldn't eat it.

"Never mind, let them have it as dessert."

So she picked some more and went back into the house.

Seeing this, Li Yan couldn't help but shake his head. Under his careful care, these cherries had become spiritual fruits rich in spiritual energy.

One pill is enough to make a normal person feel full, and two pills will make them feel stuffed.

You must wait until the spiritual energy in your body has been fully digested before you can do it.

Under his tutelage, Jiang Yingzhu was already quite capable of eating four or five pills.

However, more than the little green plum stealing food, Li Yan was curious about why this lazybones got up so early today.

"Because I didn't sleep all night; I was playing video games last night."

Jiang Yingzhu watched longingly as Li Yan ate the steamed buns she had specially bought for him; she wanted to eat them but had no appetite.

The last time I felt this way was the last time.

"When I play as Qin Shi Huang, Alexander the Great and that Egyptian guy keep trying to take over the pyramids and the Forbidden City from me. I have no choice but to stay up all night to conquer them."

"That Egyptian guy is a real clown."

Li Yan finished the last bite of Jiang Yingzhu's favorite shredded pork with garlic sauce, determined not to give her a chance until noon.

"To be honest, the pyramids and Qin Shi Huang are a perfect match, so the pyramids have been ours since ancient times."

He was certain that he could find no fault with Jiang Yingzhu's behavior.

As long as these two wonders are still too conservative, adults will choose to have them all.

Li Yan glanced at the empty dining table; his senior had already eaten breakfast and was watching TV on the sofa.

But Mengmeng doesn't seem to have gotten up yet.

"Did Mengmeng also play with you all night?"

Jiang Yingzhu shook her head. Talking about games actually suppressed her cravings quite a bit.

"She only played for half a night. She likes to collect works by great writers and artists. If she gets in my way, I just take her out."

Li Yan was speechless. So all artists are destined to be rulers who bring about the downfall of their kingdoms?!

"I'm not going to talk to you anymore, it's a waste of time. I'm going back to my room."

A few words seemed to have reignited her gaming addiction, and Jiang Yingzhu no longer missed the steamed buns, so she got up and went upstairs.

Li Yan didn't stop them, because cherries have the effects of protecting eyesight, replenishing qi, nourishing the liver and kidneys, and most importantly, improving brain function and intelligence.

The effects of the cherry transformed into a spiritual fruit have been greatly enhanced, and it will slowly take effect as Jiang Yingzhu absorbs the spiritual fruit within her body.

Therefore, the damage from staying up all night is nothing.

Li Yan, carrying steamed buns and a small dish of washed cherries, sat down next to his senior.

"The trees are eating cherries."

"it is good."

Hua Junshu noticed the plate of cherries as soon as he walked over, because they smelled really good.

It's not a strong fragrance, just a light fruity aroma, but it's somewhat addictive.

The small dish was placed on the coffee table in front of him, and Hua Junshu couldn't wait to take one and taste it.

Instantly, her expression lit up.

"Delicious."

Hua Junshu picked up another one and handed it to Li Yan, saying, "You should have one too."

"Mmm." Li Yan opened his mouth, which startled Hua Junshu. She reached out with her delicate hand and fed him a cherry.

My fingertips felt cool, like they were being licked.

A hint of embarrassment appeared on Hua Junshu's usually aloof face, and a hint of reproach flashed across his calm, lake-like eyes.

"I didn't wash my hands."

"original."

Hua Junshu was taken aback, and his ears suddenly turned red.
What is this nonsense!

She was still too stunned to react when she first confronted someone's perversion alone.

She stopped talking and started watching TV to distract herself.

The television was broadcasting news from Chuzhou, and the announcer was reading aloud.

"Recently, a major missing persons case occurred in Yan City, including XX, a leader of the Yan City Railway Department, relatives of the Yan City Council President, and an eight-year-old child."

"According to the police's thorough investigation, three dogs and one cat were found at the scene, and one of the dogs ate the cat because it was hungry."

To change the subject, Hua Junshu pointed to the television and said:
"I never expected that something like this would happen in Yanshi on the day we returned."

Li Yan noticed the news, his eyes flickered slightly, and he nodded.

"Yes, thankfully we got back early."

'Otherwise, the news date will have to be changed to the next day,' he thought to himself.

I'm not worried about anyone coming to cause trouble.

Because the entire process wasn't captured on surveillance footage, and the call was accidentally deleted while he was detonating the contact's phone.

However, the matter itself is very mysterious and bizarre, full of surreal imagination.

Li Yan didn't care what others thought.

He picked up another cherry, but instead of eating it himself, he held it up to his senior.

"Shushu, open your mouth."

"I do not want."

"Really? I don't believe it." Li Yan leaned even closer.

Seeing that he was about to kiss her, Hua Junshu felt that he could even feel the heat from his breath through his ears.

And the boy had a special fragrance that smelled quite nice.

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, suppressing his rapid heartbeat and breathing, and ate the cherry. He couldn't let him get any closer.

"That's right, Shushu is so good."

"you"

As Hua Junshu savored the cherries, the sweet and sour taste in her mouth combined with the sweet and sour feeling in her heart, causing her to involuntarily reveal a slightly sweet smile.

"Don't get so close."

She moved slightly, afraid that she might not be able to resist asking her to feed her more often, but that would be too unladylike.

"Ok."

Li Yan nodded. "It's your turn to feed me, senior."

"what?"

Hua Junshu looked at him and saw a cherry from earlier in his eyes.

No, you just want to lick my hand.

Absolutely terrible reviews!

Li Yan was indignant. How could good friends be called sycophants?

It was just an accident.

And he just rubbed against it from the side.

Most importantly, this statement is truly perverted.

But at this moment, Hua Junshu's ear tips were flushed, and her porcelain-white skin was glowing with a rosy hue, creating a beautiful scene where the rosy clouds and white snow intertwined.

He felt that this slander was not worth mentioning.

He's only weathered a little, as long as his senior feeds him.

"I won't lick it, really!" Li Yan said seriously, "I swear on my good looks."

This person is a bit shameless. Although Hua Junshu doesn't doubt his good looks, he does doubt the derivatives of his good looks.

But in the end, I still picked up a cherry and fed it to him.

A cool sensation touched his fingertips, and Hua Junshu looked at him with a deep, unsettling gaze.

"fraud."

The sentence was automatically translated as "handsome guy," and Li Yan blinked.

"If you say so, then so be it. You can eat the rest of the trees slowly."

Standing up, Li Yan went to the third floor to practice his Qi-accumulating pills.

He may not always need this, but he can't live without it.

The morning passed quietly, and Jiang Yingzhu was still playing games in the afternoon, probably unaware that it was already afternoon.

Li Yan didn't invite her to lunch.

Mei Mengqian woke up at noon, just in time for lunch.

After finishing her meal, she sat in the courtyard thinking about her. Seeing Li Yan come out, she asked:
"Li Yan, what kind of subject do you think I should write about?"

Li Yan looked at her. He had only discovered in the last few days that his little classmate actually wanted to write a novel.

After thinking about it, he gave his advice.

“You don’t read many online novels, and you also need to pay attention to your studies, so I suggest you write a short story of less than a million words.”

“Mmm!” Mei Mengqian nodded. “That’s what I’m thinking too, but I don’t know what kind of subject to write about.”

"It's best if the protagonist of an author's first book is someone they themselves can embody, so action-packed, tense, and exciting stories aren't suitable for you."

Mei Mengqian nodded repeatedly, looking like she was all ears and listened attentively to how amazing she was.

It has to be said, it was very pleasing, so Li Yan continued:
"Then I suggest you write about daily life, but it can't be purely daily life; you can incorporate some other things."

While slice-of-life stories have great potential in the coming years, they're not viable now.

Just like flowers, they all have specific conditions for blooming.

"Integrate into what?"

"It depends on what elements you like and what elements you are familiar with."

Li Yan sat down next to her, took the notebook from her hand, and quickly wrote down a few words.

"Romance, academic excellence, entertainment, cultivation of immortality?"

"Yes, it's about combining everyday life with these things. You can think about what you know about them."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian glanced at the first one.

She herself has never talked about it, and since the fact that she's writing a book has been discovered, she definitely can't write about it.

And my parents will definitely know about this, especially if they share it with relatives and friends.

That would be a social disaster!

Those people don't care whether you made these things up out of thin air or not; they'll just assume it's your personal experience.

She can even imagine what she still faces.

Ye Qian: Sharing my daughter's book, "xxx Fell in Love with Me".

Auntie Seven: Oh dear, Mengmeng is dating at such a young age, she must still be in school!
Auntie: Let me see...tsk tsk, could this be a personal experience? I'll ask her about it properly during the New Year.

A chill ran down Mei Mengqian's spine. She shook her head, trying to shake off the frightening image, and looked at the remaining few.

"I think arts and entertainment and academic excellence are good."

Leaving aside the academic high-achievers, Mei Mengqian is one of them. The other one is because she's a bit gossipy and has a very gossipy best friend.

Li Yan nodded in agreement, but did not offer any specific opinions on the two points.

Let Mengmeng make her own choice.

Anyway, they're only in their first year of high school, so we can't waste too much energy on them.

Mei Mengqian seemed to have an idea. She glanced at him a few times and quickly went upstairs.

This piqued Li Yan's curiosity, so he secretly observed it with his divine sense.

In the room, Mengmeng turned on her computer and typed a line of text—

My Wife is a Big Star

He seemed to find the word "wife" somewhat jarring and blunt.

She blushed and deleted it.

After thinking for a long time, I changed it to the word "tenant".

Several question marks appeared above Li Yan's head.

Why does the title sound so similar to one he read in his past life?

do not care.

My little deskmate blushes even when she's alone; it's quite cute.
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One more chapter hasn't been written yet; I'll post it this afternoon, around 4 or 5 pm.

(End of this chapter)