I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 301 Li Yan, you're going a bit too far.
A class goes by quickly, and so does a week.

Friday, May 15th, the nine-day school schedule finally came to an end.

"Finally, it's vacation time!"

Jiang Yingzhu sighed deeply. After nine consecutive days of classes, the cherries on the cherry tree in front of her house were almost ripe.

"It's not easy."

“But Zhuzhu, this is just morning self-study; we still have a full day of classes.” Mei Mengqian watched her tidy up her desk.

Why are you tidying all this up now?

"I'm happy."

Li Junlong presided over the morning self-study session on Fridays, but he was usually not there, so the classroom was quite lively.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't care and continued tidying up the desk.

"Let me think about what I'm going to do during my vacation. I want to make my money back."

"How about we go boating? It'll be a good way to relax," Hu Die said to Wu Chang on the phone.

That bastard somehow managed to bring the tree branch back to life, leaving her with no excuse to break up with him.

It would have been better if it were still the gold necklace hanging on the branch; otherwise, finding an excuse wouldn't have been so easy for her.

"Pshaw!" Zhu Gelin scoffed. "What's nine days in a row? I only had one day off a month at the county high school, and I still made it through."

"Well, brother, you're really unlucky. Prisoners get one day off a week."

Yang Xiong put down his book and spoke earnestly.

Zhu Gelin's face darkened. How come there aren't any normal people in this class? His previous deskmate was a peeping tom.

This deskmate doesn't peek, but he has a really sharp tongue!

"Actually, we're not too bad off. I heard that some schools only give half a day off a month, which is used for washing clothes and getting a haircut."

"Hmm." Yang Xiong stroked his chin. "So this is the Ah Q spirit."

"Damn it!" Zhu Gelin couldn't hold back any longer and chose to mute himself.

Seeing that there was nothing worth seeing, Li Yan withdrew his divine sense.

Eating sunflower seeds is my only source of enjoyment every day.

Suddenly, Yu Qingya in the back row asked a question, which attracted attention from those around her.

"Hey, Zhuzhu, I have a question for you guys."

Yu Fan and I had barbecue last night.

"Are you in trouble?" Jiang Yingzhu turned around immediately.

"Not really, there's no danger." Yu Qingya pursed her lips and exchanged a glance with Lin Yufan.

"But when I was really in a bad mood, there were a few tattooed guys, shirtless and drinking. They were probably drunk, and they pointed at me and Lin Yufan and said, 'These kinds of guys only get five hundred a day.'"

“We were furious at the time, but they outnumbered us and we didn’t dare to argue back, so we just pretended not to hear them. The more we thought about it, the angrier we got. If we could find a way to punish them next time we encounter something like this, that would be great.”

Upon hearing this, before Jiang Yingzhu could even respond, Ye Daijia, who was also listening nearby, couldn't hold back any longer.

"How can there still be people like this? Beat them to death."

"Idiot!" Cheng Yuan glanced at him sideways. "They are girls, there are only two of them, while there are five or six on the other side."

Ye Daijia stiffened her neck, but ignored it and sat down silently.

Yu Qingya and the others didn't comment on his brief performance, while Yu Bing and Guo Cailing were busy comforting him.

Zhang Wei and Xiao Shuai in the back row also gave their convincing advice.

"Even if there were two of us guys facing five or six tattooed men, we wouldn't dare to start a fight."

"Yeah yeah."

Jiang Yingzhu touched her chin, making a very aluminum tube-like gesture, and fell into thought.

“When I used to go out for barbecue, I would get harassed by drunk men. I would usually take out my baton and fight back. Most of the time, some of them weren’t really drunk; they were just bullies who preyed on the weak.”

"However, I still don't recommend doing that. You guys aren't as physically fit as me; you can run and fight."

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't think of a better solution, so she looked at Li Yan.

"Tell me, how would you solve this?"

“None of my methods will work for you,” Li Yan said, drawing several eye rolls. “But I do have one that you can all use.”

"What?!" Yu Qingya and the others were furious. After all, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became, to the point that she didn't want to study anymore.

“Take up legal weapons, film a video, and sue them for visual rape.”

"Ah!" "What!"

"Huh?!"

Jiang Yingzhu picked at her ear. "Is this Chinese?! Li Yan, you're going a bit too far."

She was practically a mouth double for the class. Even Ye Hui, the class monitor who always maintained a very proper expression, nodded, her eyes revealing a hint of something unspeakable.

“I saw this happening abroad, and they even won the case.”

Upon hearing this, Yu Qingya and the other person hesitated for a moment, then shook their heads.

"That's overseas, will that work?"

"It should be possible. Your actions have been recorded in the sect, and the sect elders will help you."

Li Yan said something in a language the two of them couldn't understand, but they roughly grasped the meaning.

"Let's forget it. We're normal people; we don't have any normal solutions."

Jiang Yingzhu fully agreed with their views and patted Li Yan on the shoulder.

"Exactly, stop looking at those trivial things."

“It’s not about watching less, it’s about not watching at all,” Mei Mengqian emphasized. She was afraid that if Li Yan watched too much of that stuff, he would look down on them.

Just as she was thinking, she suddenly noticed Li Yan's gaze, as if he could know what she was thinking. Her heart skipped a beat, and she looked away.

Then, Mei Mengqian felt her face being pinched. The girl's face was whiter and more tender than a peeled egg, and it seemed as if water would come out when she was gently pinched.

"Yes, you are good girls."

"Let go!" Jiang Yingzhu slapped his hand away, rubbed her face, glanced at Mengmeng, and punched him.

You've stretched my face so much!

"Really? Then I'll help you rub it back in."

"roll roll roll!"

Jiang Yingzhu waved her hand to shoo away the flies, while Mei Mengqian lay on the table.

"No, Li Yan is being a pervert."

"I've already praised you, so what's wrong with letting me massage you? It's not like I'm massaging anything else."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a soft lump around his waist being squeezed and twisted.

A little itchy.

"Okay, if you won't let me touch your face, you can touch my waist."

Instantly, both hands were withdrawn, speechless at the person's actions—how did it become touching the waist?

Yu Qingya and the others were also confused. Weren't they supposed to be giving them advice and suggestions?
How did it become that the three of them were flirting?

Could you please be mindful of the occasion and the potential impact?

Moreover, while other couples flirt in pairs, you two have three!

Is this right?
The dog food tastes weird; something's definitely wrong.

Mei Mengqian lay on her desk, entering a state of seclusion, ignoring everything around her.

Jiang Yingzhu noticed the stares from those around her, so she toned it down a bit and got to the point of the conversation.

"Qingya, Yufan, I think the best thing you can do is bring me along next time you go out for barbecue, and I'll help you scold them."

"good idea."

"Definitely next time."

After they finished speaking, they buried themselves in their books and began reciting.

After they told them what had happened, they felt much relieved and didn't really expect to get a good solution.

You can't expect to encounter bad people every time you eat barbecue.

Then it's not their problem, it's a societal problem.

As the first class ended, Jiang Yingzhu stretched, attracting the attention of Li Yan and Mei Mengqian.

Li Yan examined her closely and noticed that Xiao Qingmei seemed to have grown quite a bit.

Mei Mengqian was a little envious; she couldn't just stretch and yawn.

Every minute on Friday is a surprise. Because with each passing minute, there's the joy of knowing that the holiday is just around the corner!
Jiang Yingzhu was in a good mood and didn't pay attention to someone's gaze. She turned around and pulled Mengmeng to go to the toilet.

(End of this chapter)