I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 300 Advice on Finding a Partner
"Money you find should be spent quickly."

Li Yan unfolded the hundred-yuan note in his hand, checked it and found no problems, then shook it.

"Hey guys, let's go to the milk tea shop in the cafeteria, it's on me."

"it is good!"

"Brother Yan is a true friend."

"Sir, please go first."

Chen Xiyuan remained silent amidst the group, feeling a little embarrassed.

He was reviewing his performance, realizing that the "sucking" technique was clearly very effective, so why hadn't he thought of it?

Li Yan went to the cafeteria and ordered forty cups of milk tea, which he asked Yu Bin and others to take to the whole class.

As class was about to end, a large group of students arrived at the classroom meeting point carrying milk tea, which was quite a visual spectacle.

When they started distributing them, someone couldn't help but ask.

"Why are you suddenly offering milk tea? Is there some good news?" Wu Wuwu asked curiously as she accepted the milk tea.

Zhang Wei was about to speak, after all, who wouldn't like Big Bear Girl? But Yu Bing spoke first.

"I know, Li Yan stole a hundred yuan from a dog! We need to spend it quickly."

After saying that, she paused, "I can also get money from the dog, and more than him!"

"Elementary school student, you really have double standards."

Li Yan walked over carrying several cups of milk tea, saying, "I'm just grabbing it, so you think you've taken it all?"

Yu Bing snorted and shrank behind Yu Qingya. Yu Qingya took the milk tea, thanked her, and then asked:
"Why don't you keep the money? You can buy a lot of things with a hundred dollars."

"Because you have to spend the money you found right away."

Not wanting to argue with the elementary school students, Li Yan casually replied and handed the remaining two cups of milk tea to Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian.

"I know that. My grandma told me when I was little that you shouldn't be disturbed when you're cleaning your ears," Yu Bing said excitedly, stepping forward again.

"Later, I spent a whole day cleaning my ears, and nobody dared to talk to me."

"Is it possible that you were too annoying when you were a child, and they didn't want to talk to you in the first place?"

"How did you know?!" Yu Bing was shocked. She only realized this many years later after conducting several experiments.

"Because I'm smarter than you."

Li Yan subtly made a sarcastic remark about the elementary school student, then ignored her next words and stood next to Jiang Yingzhu.

"Why is mine lemon cola?!" Jiang Yingzhu took a sip of the milk tea, and the icy bubbles exploded on her taste buds.

"?"

Li Yan glanced at her and said, "Are you stupid?! Didn't you say you wanted a Coke?"

"Oh." Jiang Yingzhu already knew that she was just looking for an excuse to hit Li Yan, and sure enough, this guy started insulting her as soon as he opened his mouth.

A small, white fist landed on Li Yan's shoulder.

"You're the idiot. I was just testing you. You passed, this is your reward."

More questions arose in Li Yan's mind: Who is M?

"Are you rewarding yourself?!"

"Come with me to pick up the package at noon; I bought a piece of clothing."

Li Yan was too lazy to use such an awkward way of changing the subject, so he shook his head and refused.

"Don't go."

"It's your clothes."

"Huh? I didn't buy any clothes."

"I bought it for you." Jiang Yingzhu glanced at his tight leather jacket, which looked like something out of a biker gang, and his baggy green hip-hop pants. Only his canvas shoes were somewhat acceptable.

"Don't wear those tattered clothes that Auntie wears anymore, they look awful."

Mei Mengqian nodded as well. "Zhuzhu's clothes have arrived, and the shoes I bought should have arrived too. Li Yan, you've been wearing these shoes for a long time."

"What do you know? These shoes have been imbued with celestial energy."

"It's the stench from your feet!"

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes.

Their words also provoked the other people around them to make sarcastic remarks.

"To be honest, the class monitor's fashion sense is really bizarre." "Yeah, she's one of the worst dressers in the class."

"Indeed, heaven is fair."

"No, am I the only one who noticed that their relationship has progressed to the point of buying clothes together!?"

These words were like a wake-up call; everyone immediately realized what was happening and their gazes towards the three of them changed.

Especially the way the boys looked at Li Yan.

"Shoes and clothes, the class monitor is really something, he looks just like Aruba!"

"Why don't we go for it!"

"No, too many people will attract unwanted attention."

Xiao Shuai stopped Ma Liang, who was eager to try, and recalled a dark and windy night after self-study.

He simply went downstairs and put his arm around Li Yan's shoulder; it might have looked like they were just joking around.

Then, for some reason, the teacher behind him thought he was bullying someone.

Then I was called over by the head of the teaching department.

Although nothing bad happened in the end, the experience was still quite outrageous.

To this day, Xiao Shuai still can't forget the teacher from that night; that damn blind monster in that class!
The bell rang, and the physical education class ended.

When Qinbao entered the classroom for the last English class in the morning, she was carrying a stack of test papers.

"Class representatives, please come up and distribute the test papers. We'll be going over the questions in this class."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan replied, "The old woman is going to slack off."

Sure enough, after the papers were handed out, he was called on again and asked to help with the translation and explain the problem-solving process.

"Teacher, I'll flip through the papers and explain the questions, so what will you do?"

“I’ll be the teacher, and I’ll direct you in your lecture.” As soon as Zhou Qinqin finished speaking, the whole class burst into laughter.

Li Yan was speechless. He picked up his classmate's test paper and began translating it while explaining it to him.

Below, Ma Liang sat in his seat taking notes, muttering his thoughts in hushed tones.

"Li Yan is so amazing. He always manages to show off during English homework class. I'm nothing."

Upon hearing this, the other three people in the same row did not respond. They were used to Ryoko belittling herself in her daily life.

However, Ma Liang received no response, so he continued to lament in different ways.

Guo Cailing, growing impatient, turned her head away expressionlessly.

"Then I suggest you buy something useless and carry it with you, so you won't be the most useless thing."

"Cough cough cough!" Zhang Wei was drinking water and choked when he heard this. He smiled and patted Ma Liang on the shoulder.

"Ryoko, to be honest, this method is pretty good."

"Brother, if you say that again, I'll take Yu Yu."

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Wei was speechless.

"I can't find a partner." Ma Liang propped his face up with one hand, looking ahead with melancholy in his eyes.

"I read novels and comics, even the male protagonists in adult games have girlfriends, so why don't I?"

Xiao Shuai next door yawned and said casually, "Bro, you're not the male lead, you're just a passerby."

He wondered why Ma Liang was still in heat even though spring was almost over.

"Brother Xiao, do you have any advice on finding a partner?" Ma Liang asked, as if he only wanted to hear what he wanted to hear.

Guo Cailing, who hadn't turned around yet, frowned, wondering how they had ended up chatting, and then spoke up.

"I have."

"What suggestion?!" Ma Liang's eyes lit up, and even Xiao Shuai leaned over to listen. He thought that a girl's suggestion would be more reliable and would help him win over Princess Ziwei.

"First of all, you can't be with someone who's already in a relationship; you have to have morals."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai and Ma Liang nodded in agreement. "Not bad, not bad. Neither of them has the same romantic flair as Wei Wu."

Then Guo Cailing continued, "Secondly, those who don't have partners shouldn't be taken, because we can't take what others don't want."

Ma Liang and Xiao Shuai were speechless. So, they just couldn't date?

(End of this chapter)