I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 299 An old monster in cultivation steals a junior's treasure
The bell rang, and Liu Ming, the sports committee member, organized the team.

Then the PE teacher suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Stand at the front of the line and announce the tasks for each lesson.

"Is everyone here? The sports committee member will lead us in some stretching, and then we'll run a couple of laps for free time."

"it is good."

It was the same old three things again. Li Yan was standing at the end of the line when he heard Yu Bin complaining in front of him.

"This PE class is still so easy. The PE teacher must have it too easy."

“That’s how it is in PE class.” Li Yan glanced at him. “If it’s really about running 800 meters, you won’t be willing.”

"Hmm." Yu Bin scratched his head. "I was thinking, since it's all just going through the motions anyway, is it possible to skip it with one click?"

"One-click skip?" Hu Die, standing near Yu Bin, rolled her eyes. "From playing games!"

"Who said that?!" Ma Liang retorted indignantly, "I have a way to skip it with one click. As long as I tell the homeroom teacher that I want to take math class because the class is bad at math, I can skip it."

Upon hearing this, several people around couldn't hold back.

"Blanching! Don't jinx it!"

"Damn it, finish your workout, Aruba."

Even Yu Bin, who had moved to Bengbu, said, "Liangzi, is it possible that I just don't want to run, but I still have to attend PE class?"

"I'm just kidding."

After stretching and running laps, Jiang Yingzhu took badminton shuttlecocks from the equipment room, and Li Yan played badminton with her.

Bang bang bang!
An explosive sound rang out in a corner of the playground, attracting the attention of many people.

Especially since this place is mostly populated by girls.

"No way, the class monitor and Jiang Yingzhu are fighting so fiercely?"

"Did they have a fight?! Mengmeng."

"No, it was just a normal game."

Mei Mengqian, sitting on the steps, looked up at the screen, then looked down and continued typing on her phone.

The senior student makes videos for the knowledge section, and Zhuzhu shoots short videos of her daily cat life. She felt that she should do something too.

After much thought, I've decided to learn from Li Yan and write novels.

I'm currently busy recording ideas, so I haven't been paying much attention to Li Yan and Zhu Zhu playing basketball.

During holidays, they would play ball in the yard, and that's how they always played.

There's nothing interesting or fun to see.

She prefers using her brain to using her body.

Yu Qingya watched the game while also watching her, and gradually she started watching her the whole time.

"Mengmeng, are you going to write that?"

"Not ready yet."

Li Yan and Jiang Yingzhu played for fifteen minutes when, with a muffled thud, the school's trash racket broke through the net.

Unlike in comics and novels, they didn't keep playing even when their rackets were broken.

Li Yan stopped and walked towards Jiang Yingzhu.

"Bring your own racket next time."

He handed the racket to Jiang Yingzhu as he spoke.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu shook her head, "No, that's too much trouble. If it breaks, I'll have my uncle buy a new one."

There were only two physical education classes a week, and in the second year of high school, it was reduced to only one class a week, and they were only held occasionally.

Playing ball isn't a necessity, and Jiang Yingzhu didn't want the hassle.

Seeing this, Li Yan nodded casually and strolled towards the cafeteria.

"Bring me a bottle of Coke."

"it is good."

Li Yan waved his hand and walked slowly. Just as he was about to enter the cafeteria, he noticed that Zhang Wei, Yang Xiong, and a few others from his class were standing there staring at something.

"What are you looking at? You're not spying on the girls' dormitory, are you?!"

He curiously leaned closer.

You can actually see the girls' dormitory from this direction.

Zhang Wei immediately retorted, "Class monitor, don't talk nonsense! What's so interesting about the girls' dormitory? We're looking at that... it's really damn good!"

Following their gaze, Li Yan saw a Chinese rural dog carrying a hundred-yuan bill in its mouth.

They walked in one direction, their eyes warily scanning their surroundings.

"That's it?"

"Isn't that enough, Brother Yan? That's a hundred yuan!" Ma Liang stared at the dog with his mouth agape and his eyes filled with longing.

"It's just a dog, how could it possibly understand how to use it? Why not give it to me!"

"Then why don't you just rob it?" Li Yan said, one hand in his pocket and the other grabbing it. "Your fighting power is like that of an old monster in the cultivation world versus a novice newcomer."

"I'm afraid it will bite me," Ma Liang said honestly.

Zhang Wei said, "I'm waiting for him to get closer, so that the little thing doesn't run away."

“That’s right, I’ll block the side,” Cheng Yuan said.

"Then you continue."

Li Yan was speechless, then turned to look at the two people on the other side.

Chen Xiyuan was playing games and Yu Bin was doing practice questions, but neither of them participated.

"So what do you do?"

"Let's make a bet." Yu Bin was playing the piano tiles, his fingers already leaving afterimages.

“I made a bet with Zhizhixing that they could catch the dog and get the money.”

"Where's the bet?"

The loser has to bark like a dog.

As expected, the bet was so bad that Li Yan was speechless. "Then you guys continue."

He went to the cafeteria's small supermarket and bought three bottles of water. He quietly released his divine sense to observe Zhang Wei and the others, and then suddenly pounced on the dog after it came within a certain distance.

The stray dog ​​was so frightened that it immediately started running, but it seemed to maintain a speed that a few people could catch up with but not completely catch up with.

After several rounds of this, Zhang Wei and the others were panting heavily, while the stray dog, carrying money in its mouth, continued to dangle in front of them.

You can see the little yellow cat run to the vicinity of the flower bed, then turn back, repeating this several times.

It was clearly an attempt to lure Zhang Wei and his group into capturing it.

"Hoo-ha hoo-ha~~"

After taking a few deep breaths, Ma Liang looked at the little yellow dog and realized that he was the one who had been tricked.

"Damn! This weasel has become a spirit! It's so wicked!"

“Brother Wei, I feel like he’s playing me.”

"Don't even feel it, we're just being played by it." Zhang Wei straightened up, looking somewhat strained.

I was tricked by a dog? Who would believe that!
"What should I do?"

"Never mind, I'm going to rest for a bit."

Zhang Wei returned to his original spot, and Yu Bin, seeing this, also stopped playing the game.

"No, you've given up so quickly? Slide tackle!"

"Brother Bin, my slide tackle doesn't speed me up."

“Yeah, useless three-dimensional humans.” Yu Bin nodded and barked loudly three times.

"Alright, you win," Yu Bin said to Chen Xiyuan.

"Now you can tell me your plan, right?"

"Of course." Chen Xiyuan closed his notebook, pushed up his glasses, and glanced at the group.

"The reason you couldn't catch that dog is because the blockade wasn't thorough enough."

"The strategy of 'surrounding three sides while leaving one open' works for humans, but not for dogs. Besides, you guys just run straight in one direction, which makes your purpose too obvious."

"Therefore, you should lie in ambush around it in advance and then wait for the right opportunity to strike."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang and the others felt that what he said made sense, since he shouldn't have been able to say such a long passage if he didn't.

So they immediately put their plan into action: Ma Liang and Yu Bin blocked the east and west sides, while Xiao Shuai and Cheng Yuan blocked the north and south sides, slowly approaching before suddenly sprinting forward.

The little yellow dog bared its teeth; it was used to this level of charging. The four humans in front of it were too weak.

It ran off at an angle.

“No, your idea won’t work.” Yu Bin and the others returned, and Yu Bin looked at Chen Xiyuan.

"According to the bet, if it doesn't work, you'll have to bark like a dog."

Chen Xiyuan's expression changed, and he adjusted his glasses before speaking again:
"I think it's because you guys aren't running fast enough. It runs very fast on four legs. If you also used four legs..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was lifted up by several people and carried by his legs spread apart towards the tree in the flower bed.

"Damn it! If you don't bark, you're just a fake genius, Aruba."

Chen Xiyuan's face turned pale, but when he saw Li Yan walking over from the cafeteria, he couldn't bring himself to call out to him.

The group continued towards the tree, and saw Li Yan nibble at it a few times before the dog came running with the money in its mouth.

When Xiao Huang saw the sausage in Li Yan's hand, he immediately tilted his head back, released the money from his mouth, and barked a few ingratiatingly.

Li Yan threw the half-eaten sausage on the ground and picked up the money.

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Yu Bin and the others looked at each other in bewilderment.

"So simple?"

(End of this chapter)