I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 298 Let Me Play with My Sister
"Iron Star?" Hu Weiwen, who was being controlled by a group of people talking, stopped. "I have one on me."

He tugged at a metal ornament on his coat and flicked it with his finger, producing a crisp metallic sound.

"Sleepyhead, you should just go back to your seat and sleep. You're nothing special." Xiao Shuai said speechlessly.

He then turned around and started discussing the cartoons he watched as a child with Ma Liang and the others.

"Hey, to be honest, Lolo's Adventure is really good, but that girl in it is so low-class, she squandered a great opportunity."

"It's alright." Lin Yufan, who was in front of them, turned around and joined the discussion. "The main problem is that she woke up a little late. If she had woken up at the same time as Luo Luo, she would have definitely won."

"Damn! How can we play if that's the case?!" Yu Bin, who was playing the game, couldn't help but say, "Let's just surrender! Anime is anime, it has no balance at all."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan expressed a different opinion.

"I think the Mech Race and the Beast Race are somewhat balanced; it all comes down to the player's skill. It's Orange from the Traffic Light Trio who is completely unbalanced."

Yu Bin recalled for a moment, and then felt another wave of disgust.

"Wow! It really is! It can attack, it can withstand attacks, and it even has ranged armor penetration. What's the point of attacking it?!"

"Of course, if I were to play, that would be a different story."

“Brother Bin, I’ll play first.” Ma Liang interjected, “I’ll play the first season’s version. It’s ugly, but it’s strong. In the finale, I single-handedly killed the Orchard Celestial.”

"What the hell are you talking about? The second-generation fighter jet has been nerfed to a pulp. It's practically useless now!"

A discussion about animation spread from Group 2 to the two surrounding groups, and didn't stop until the end of morning self-study.

Jiang Yingzhu eavesdropped secretly, occasionally interrupting, and Mei Mengqian would also say something sometimes, until the preparatory bell rang and they realized what was happening.

"Oh no, we wasted an entire morning study session, it's all Li Yan's fault!"

Li Yan: "What does this have to do with me?"

He pointed to the front row.

“Look at Wu Wuwu, he’s been reciting his lessons the whole time. If you can’t do something, don’t blame the road for being uneven.”

To everyone's surprise, Wu Wuwu turned around and said seriously, "They were still influenced. The class representative shouldn't have fueled the fire and hyped up the topic."

"Yes."

Elementary school student Yu Bing chimed in, "Li Yan even stirred up a fight between me and Zhuzhu about who is more powerful, Meiqi or Meixue."

Although Qingya won in the end, it was because Qingya supported the Black Fairy Lily, arguing that it would take Meiqi and Meixue together to defeat her.

They couldn't refute that.

Li Yan was speechless, looking around but unable to find a single person who supported him.

Damn it, is this the price of being surrounded by girls?!

Li Yan ignored Yu Bing, instead took out his physics book and said seriously:

"That's a test of your concentration. Class is about to start, so take out your books."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Jiang Yingzhu clicked her tongue a few times in a sarcastic tone. Li Yan glanced at her and reached out to pinch her mouth.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't dodge, but who knew that this person would actually put his finger into her mouth.

"What are you doing!?"

"Let me see if your mouth is damaged."

"You're the one who's bad." Jiang Yingzhu slapped his hand away, rubbed her face, and felt her cheeks burning. "You're sick!"

After he finished cursing, Jiang Yingzhu noticed that he was staring at his fingers thoughtfully.

"You pervert!"

She cursed at him, then immediately snatched his hand away and wiped it clean with a tissue.

Previously, it was always Li Yan who played with her hands, but this time it was her turn. Jiang Yingzhu took the opportunity to squeeze this naughty hand while wiping her hands.

On the other side, Mei Mengqian stared intently for a while, then pulled Li Yan's other hand over.

Li Yan: "..."

Is hand fetishism contagious?

It was a bit exciting, though. Indeed, serving others and being served are different experiences.

The first period was Lin Aoshuang's physics class, and Lin Aoshuang arrived right on time.

When she stood on the podium, the classroom fell silent, and Li Yan's hand massage service unfortunately expired.

However, this quietness was clearly different from her usual classroom behavior.

One second someone is flipping through a book, and the next second they close their eyes.

Someone deliberately knocked the pen away, and while picking it up, they squinted and fell asleep.

Some people are even more arrogant, sleeping with their faces tilted back towards her. Wherever she walks, that person turns their head in that direction, as if afraid she won't see them.

Lin Aoshuang frowned and stopped lecturing.

"Why are you all so sleepy? What did you do last night?!"

Jiang Yingzhu thought to herself, "Of course it's to catch up on homework, you stupid teacher Lin."

Thinking this, she took out her phone and secretly snapped a picture of Teacher Lin's adorable face. Then, she saw Lin Aoshuang's eyes suddenly stare at her.

Jiang Yingzhu jolted awake and immediately adopted the demeanor of a good student, dropping her phone with a clatter into Li Yan's desk drawer.

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Lin Aoshuang ignored Jiang Yingzhu, gave her a warning look, and continued to worry about the current situation.

She has only been a teacher for a short time and has not yet experienced students' post-holiday syndrome.

After all, usually, the peak periods for symptoms of this syndrome are when English, math, or Chinese are the culprits.

However, having been a student for many years, she understood what was going on as soon as the question was asked.

"You all went to catch up on your homework last night, right? Luckily, none of you did your homework during my class."

Lin Aoshuang made a joke, ignoring the students in the classroom, and looked at Li Yan.

"Li Yan, do you still have your incense burner?"

Upon hearing this, Li Yan nodded, "Yes."

"Teacher, here's a stick of Qingling incense. Please light it."

Upon hearing the words "Qinglingxiang," many people instantly snapped out of their daze.

"Teacher, let's not." Wu Wuwu was sitting in the first row. She was actually a little sleepy, but she could hold back.

She knew the price of Qingling Incense; Li Yanyong had overheard people discussing it last time.

"So expensive."

Although Li Yan often called on students in the classroom, it was only when Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu were very sleepy.

They weren't doing it for her sake, so no one said anything, regardless of who it was.

But Wu Wuwu feels different now.

"It's not expensive, about the price of a cup of coffee outside."

Lin Aoshuang smiled and said, "Now that Qingling Fragrance is in mass production, if you students save up a little money, it's only about the price of a Starbucks cup, so you can enjoy it too."

As he spoke, Li Yan took the incense and lit it.

Seeing the change in the drowsy atmosphere in the classroom, Lin Aoshuang nodded in satisfaction. The little holiday syndrome was under control!

With everyone fully focused, the two physics classes quickly came to an end.

The third period was physical education, so after the long break, everyone in Class 1 stayed on the playground.

Li Yan sat by the flower bed watching ants carry food.

"Li Yan, play ball with me later." Jiang Yingzhu ran over, planning what to play even before class started.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him a few times and saw him teasing the ants with a thin twig.

Dozens of ants on the ground were carrying a piece of bread crumb, about the size of a peanut.

The person waited until the ants had carried the breadcrumbs to the flower bed, then used a twig to push the breadcrumbs down, allowing the ants to return and continue carrying them.

"Aren't you bored?!"

Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes, bent down and snatched the branch, "Let me play with it."

Behind her were Mei Mengqian and Yu Bing, and Mei Mengqian was speechless upon seeing this.

Yu Bing watched longingly, and after Zhu Zhu teased the ants three times, she couldn't hold back any longer and grabbed Jiang Yingzhu's hand.

"Zhuzhu, let me play with some branches."

"no!"

"Huh? Why?!"

"Call my sister."

"Oh." Yu Bing paused, then took a half step back. "Zhuzhu, let me play with my sister."

"???" Jiang Yingzhu turned her head. "Stop playing with your older sister, let's play with you instead."

Li Yan stroked his chin and made a gesture resembling a little girl's hand. "Does that include me too?"

The three of them turned to look at him at the same time, and rolled their eyes.

Jiang Yingzhu handed the tree branch to the elementary school student, broke off one branch to use as a sword, and prepared to slay Li Yan, this evil demon.

Li Yan grabbed the thorny branch directly.

"You're cheating! This is a sword; you can't block it with your hands."

"I can catch a blade barehanded 100% of the time, I can block it."

As the two passed the ping-pong table, several people watching the game lost interest in watching the game.

Everyone looked at them. Could this really be happening?
(End of this chapter)