I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 280 You're a bird!
"Sailing in a small boat, raising a gourd cup to toast each other, lamenting the brevity of my life, and envying the endlessness of the Yangtze River!"

Standing on the deck in front of the small ship, Yu Bing recited the poem with great emotion, while glancing at Jiang Yingzhu and issuing a challenge.

Jiang Yingzhu wasn't fooled. It wasn't because she hadn't memorized the Ode to the Red Cliff; after all, why should she memorize it if she hadn't even learned it?

There were not only them on the ferry, but also some members of the public with very young children.

Yu Bing is short and has a baby face, making it easy for people to misunderstand her age.

A middle-aged man with his son watching the river clapped nearby.

"Good! This little girl is really amazing. She's in elementary school now. It's really different once you start school. Tian'er, you should learn from her."

"No way, I can't understand any of that gibberish." The little boy turned his head away, completely unconcerned.

"Haha, yes, she did attend elementary school!" Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed with delight.

Yu Bing's face stiffened. Hearing the suppressed laughter of Yu Qingya and the others around her, she immediately flew into a rage, her eyes widening as she glared at the middle-aged man.

"I'm not a primary school student, I'm a high school student!"

"Huh?!" The man was taken aback. This kid looked fierce but was actually a high school student?!
However, looking at the students around him, they all seemed to be high school students.

"Okay, okay, I made a mistake."

The man quickly apologized and left, feeling a bit awkward, but he didn't forget to teach the child a lesson.

"Look at that older sister, she's already in high school at such a young age, and look at you, all you think about is playing all day!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Qingya and the others, who had been holding back their laughter, could no longer contain themselves.

"No laughing."

"Kukukuku!" The laughter grew even louder.

Yu Bing snorted and took out her phone to take pictures of them.

This move stunned Li Yan.

"What's wrong with you? Are you stunned by this?"

"I'm going to take pictures of all your ugly faces and stick them on the dartboard at home."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian exchanged a glance, as if they remembered that elementary school students could also use hidden weapons.

They were speechless for a moment, and then their faces darkened.

"No way, I wasn't laughing. You can just stick your finger on them," Li Yan said.

"Nonsense, I filmed it all, and you were laughing the loudest!"

Yu Bing glared at him. Seeing this, Li Yan shrugged, exchanged glances with Jiang Yingzhu and the others, and had an idea.

"Okay, okay, let's continue playing the game," Yu Qingya said.

"What should we play?" Yu Bing's attention was quickly diverted.

“If you tell scary stories and they’re not scary, you’ll get a note stuck in your face,” Jiang Yingzhu said.
Yu Bing thought it was perfect; she would put notes written by elementary school students on all of them.

So the group immediately found a table, sat down, and started playing the game.

"I'll come first!"

Yu Qingya smiled and exchanged a glance with Jiang Yingzhu, "When I was little, there was a time..."

Yu Qingya told a story about a ghost hidden in a picture frame, which she used to observe a certain family member. Yu Bing was a little nervous listening to it, but everyone else didn't find it scary, so they put a picture of a primary school student on it for her.

Then, Jiang Yingzhu began to tell the story of how a ghostly shadow crawled out of a photograph.

"My second uncle saw the figure in the photo getting closer and closer, as if it was about to crawl out, and he immediately hid under the bed."

"The next moment, he realized there seemed to be something under the bed. He froze, then slowly turned his head..."

Jiang Yingzhu let out a cry and made a lunging motion, "A pale-faced ghost pounces on me!"

"How about that? Was it scary?"

"Do not."

The group unanimously rejected the idea, and Yu Bing posted another picture of a primary school student.

Then Mei Mengqian and Li Yan took turns telling ghost stories, all of which were about photographs.

Yu Bing's heart pounded as she listened, but she kept a straight face and rejected them all, labeling them all with elementary school student notes.

She noticed that Jiang Yingzhu and the others were the same way, and thought that they must be just like her, actually terrified of death!
Finally, Li Yan finished speaking, and Yu Bing felt it was very real; thankfully, she managed to hold it in.

"it's your turn."

"Oh." Yu Bing nodded, but then realized she had never read a ghost story. So she made one up on the spot, stumbling over it, and managed to make the three of them laugh.

"Damn it, you guys on Tieba."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan tore off the note that said "elementary school student" from his forehead and stuck it on her head. "Hehe!" Jiang Yingzhu thought this was a good idea and did the same.

Seeing this, Mei Mengqian and Yu Qingya also imitated them with smiles.

Yu Bing was immediately alarmed; this was not what she had expected.

'I'll print your photos when I get back!'

She was thinking about it when she suddenly remembered the story they had told, and it gave her a chill.

'It's all fake, fake!'

Yu Bing thought to herself as she tore the paper strips.

Suddenly, a head popped out from the side.

"What are you doing?"

"Ah!" Yu Bing was startled and jumped up from her seat.

Guo Cailing covered her chin, rubbing it with a frown.

"Bingbing, why are you so startled?"

"No, nothing, I just saw a cockroach!"

Yu Bing didn't want people to realize that she was frightened.

"Ah, that's true."

Guo Cailing nodded, then, remembering the important matter, pointed animatedly towards the left side of the ship and said:

"Hurry over there and see what's going on, there's Robinson Crusoe!"

"What is it?" Jiang Yingzhu asked, puzzled, but seeing her expression, she was still very curious.

Li Yan didn't want to move, but Mengmeng and Zhuzhu forcibly dragged him over there.

Many people were leaning on the railing, all marveling at the sight.

"6!"

"That's what you call cool."

"Damn, that scared the hell out of me. At first, I thought there was a floating corpse on the river."

Hearing the murmurs of a group of people, Jiang Yingzhu became even more curious and kept looking for an empty seat.

Li Yan shook his head, led them to Lin Yufan's location, and used illusion magic to drive away the people around them.

Looking ahead at the vast river, one could see a man sitting on a foam board, fishing with a rod, about four or five hundred meters away.

Each section of that foam board is about one square meter.

"Wow!" Jiang Yingzhu's eyes lit up. "Li Yan, I want to play too."

"You're kidding me."

"You're the one who plays with birds!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted, continuing to observe; she wanted to learn.

Li Yan was speechless; he had actually been playing along.

"That uncle is amazing," Yu Bing exclaimed in amazement. "But won't he capsize? What if the river is swift, or if there's some other unexpected situation?"

Almost as soon as he finished speaking, the foam board suddenly tilted, and the uncle seemed to lean in the direction of the tilt as well.

The fishing line was pulled taut; it looked like a big fish had been caught.

The uncle stood up in surprise, but the foam board wobbled and he lost his balance, stumbling forward a step.

The foam board was not large to begin with, and when he stood up, his center of gravity became even more unstable. With this stumble, his center of gravity shifted immediately.

As you can see, the entire plank suddenly tilted, and the fish bucket fell directly into the river.

Then came the uncle himself.

"It's over, something terrible has happened!"

"Fight 110!"

"Shouldn't it be 119?"

"Just make a phone call anyway."

The onlookers chattered amongst themselves.

Meanwhile, on Li Yan's side, everyone looked at Yu Bing's mouth.

(End of this chapter)