I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 279 This is truly something I've never seen before.

"She's taking advantage of my height," Jiang Yingzhu argued, refusing to admit that she was bad at the game.

Yu Bing immediately retorted that she was the one with the height advantage, while Zhu Zhu was at a disadvantage.

The two argued over who had the advantage, and ultimately decided to decide the winner through the next capture contest.

Jiang Yingzhu was ultimately identified as having a height disadvantage.

The seven people took turns being the eagle, Jiang Yingzhu was also in the role, and Lin Aoshuang was the mother hen.

After one round, the time will be almost up.

"Let's go, the homeroom teacher is urging us," Li Yan said, putting away his phone.

"I still want to play." Yu Bing was a little reluctant to leave.

Yu Qingya nodded in agreement, and even Lin Yufan seemed a little unsatisfied.

“One time is too little, and the time is too short. We’re all just getting used to it.” Guo Cailing nodded in agreement.

As soon as she finished speaking, everyone except Yu Bing looked at her.

Even Lin Aoshuang's eyes showed a hint of surprise.

No, these days, young girls are like this.

What is this nonsense? !
"Why are you all looking at me? I didn't say anything wrong."

"You're talking strangely." Jiang Yingzhu glanced at Guo Cailing and picked up her backpack.

It's worth experiencing the ferry, even though according to the description from the homeroom teacher in the group, it only involves going to the other side of the river and then returning.

Time is short.

But she wanted to experience it; she liked new things.

The last time I took a boat trip was on Xian Island Lake, where an old farmer was rowing the boat.

The time before last, we went to Cihu Lake. His mother took him to paddle in one of those two-person pedal boats.

It's like riding a bike, quite interesting.

This time it's a large ship, which Jiang Yingzhu hasn't experienced before.

Li Yan glanced at Yu Bing, "You get tired of playing it too much. You can play it again later."

Yu Bing was a little disappointed; she didn't really enjoy the boat ride.

However, she recovered immediately on the way down the mountain.

Because other classes around were complaining, 'Why do we have to go back so soon?'

Everyone else was going home, but he could still keep playing.

While not comprehensive, it must be acknowledged that happiness is relative.

Meeting point.

When Li Yan and the others arrived, almost everyone had already gathered.

Ye Hui took attendance and immediately noticed that some people were missing, and not just one person.

"Where are Ruan Yunfei, Zhu Gelin, Ye Daijia, and Yang Xiong?"

Those who were closer to Zhu Gelin, such as Hu Die, said they didn't know, and Hu Weiwen, Ye Daijia's deskmate, also shook his head.

"I just woke up, I don't know."

As he said this, a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face.

Several girls and boys nearby chuckled upon hearing this.

"The God of Sleep is truly the God of Sleep, amazing!"

Hu Weiwen slept for several hours in the square, and the meeting point was set up with him at the center.

If it weren't for the crowd and noise during the move, he could have continued sleeping.

"I heard he had money on him when he got up, is that true?" Cheng Yuan asked.

“Really!” Ling Ningshan nodded. “I saw it.”

There was another chorus of "cows, cows!" Ye Hui frowned, preparing to inform the homeroom teacher that Ye Daijia and the others were absent.

Just then, the voices of Yang Xiong and others came from the direction of the hillside.

"Not good! Not good!"

Such a loud shout immediately attracted the attention of most people.

When Li Ping saw that the grade director was looking over, he immediately frowned and went to greet him.

"What's all the fuss about? What's wrong?!"

As he asked the question, he sized up Zhu Gelin and the other three.

They found that they were just a little dusty, and there didn't seem to be any problems.

Jiang Yingzhu was also a little curious, and nudged Li Yan, "What's wrong with them?"

"I don't know." Li Yan's expression was strange as he scanned the outhouse in the woods 500 meters to the northeast with his divine sense.

The outhouse collapsed, and there was still someone inside.

A man and a woman stood outside, looking bewildered. "Teacher, Wu Chang from Class Six fell into the latrine! The latrine collapsed and covered him!"

Ye Daijia immediately reported to the homeroom teacher.

"That's all? Explain more clearly!" Li Ping's brows relaxed slightly; it was good that it wasn't something that involved his class.

After hesitating for a moment, Ye Daijia, Yang Xiong, and the others exchanged glances and said weakly:

"We were playing hide-and-seek and shaking the house, and we accidentally knocked down the outhouse."

Upon hearing this, Li Ping felt a wave of dizziness. Several homeroom teachers who had come over to listen to the commotion almost burst out laughing.

The homeroom teacher of Class 6 immediately turned red with embarrassment, "You lot!"

"It's none of our business. It was Qian Jiarou and Meng Weiyang from Class 5 who suggested it!"

Instantly, the face of the Class 5 homeroom teacher, who had been gleefully watching the other homeroom teacher of the top class make a fool of himself, froze.

Li Ping's face softened now, and he said, "Go call the park security guards and get that guy out here."

The joke about someone falling into the outhouse has always been just a legend.

But today, I unexpectedly encountered this situation, where they managed to control the first-year high school teachers and students for a full half hour.

The whole story was also spread through Ruan Yunfei, who remained in the square.

It was roughly about a few people from different classes who knew each other playing hide-and-seek, and then they found Wu Chang hiding in the outhouse.

Perhaps to please Qian Jiarou, Meng Weiyang suggested building a makeshift latrine outside that looked exactly like a wooden and thatched structure.

The dilapidated outhouse collapsed as the people shook it.

Wu Chang, the character in the story, can be said to have a profound understanding of the unpredictability of fate.

Unfortunately, most teachers and students could not watch in person.

"I've never seen anything like this before!"

Ye Hui sighed, even someone as worldly-wise as her couldn't hold back when faced with such a bizarre situation.

Li Yan glanced at her, thinking to himself that he would see many more things in the future.

Meanwhile, Jiang Yingzhu, who had been urging him to take her to the scene to watch, caught Li Yan's little trick.

"Oh, you're something else. You didn't take me to see the latrine guy, but you're here peeking at the class monitor."

"Don't talk nonsense, I wasn't peeping."

"Hmph! Mengmeng, what did you say?"

"It's spying!"

Li Yan was speechless, feeling that he had been described in a rather lewd way.

"What do you want?"

"Punishment!"

"Yes, your punishment is to take us to the scene to watch."

Shaking his head, Li Yan didn't plan to go. What was there to see about someone covered in "Oli Gei" (a type of Japanese snack)?

Watching it will only make you feel disgusted; you simply can't resist the thrill of satisfying your morbid curiosity.

"No need to go, they've already come out."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu and the others looked towards the hillside.

Sure enough, a person walked over with an odd posture, keeping everyone and everything within a five-meter radius away.

His domineering aura was overflowing.

His face was pitch black, his body was dirty, and something seemed to be constantly falling off.

Jiang Yingzhu only glanced at it before looking away.

"This person is probably going to transfer schools. That's so tragic."

"Probably not, we can't see his face clearly," Li Yan analyzed.

Li Ping returned with Ye Daijia and the others, immediately igniting the class's enthusiasm for discussion.

However, Li Ping didn't give them a chance. He coughed twice, picked up a small megaphone, and started shouting.

"This is a serious matter. Ye Daijia and the rest of you, write a self-criticism and apologize during morning exercises tomorrow."

Hearing this punishment, which sounded like a public execution, the class fell silent.

Li Ping continued to emphasize: "I want to reiterate the safety issue. We must be careful not to go too far when playing around with classmates."

"If anything unexpected happens, don't just say whatever I tell you to say!"

"Of course, your courage and initiative in admitting your mistakes and rescuing your classmates from danger at the first opportunity are also commendable."

Upon hearing this, everyone in the class burst into laughter.

"Alright, alright, go out and have some fun, but don't reveal your master's identity!"

"Got it. From now on, if you're late for morning self-study at the school gate, just say you're from Class 5."

"Teacher, could you tell me where water and fire came from?!"

(End of this chapter)