I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 281 What Did You Write?

"This mouth must be blessed, Bingbing, tell me quickly that he can swim!" Jiang Yingzhu said earnestly.

Yu Bing nodded. "Yes, if he dares to do that, he must be a swimmer."

"However, the teacher said that most of those who drown can swim."

Everyone's face darkened, and Jiang Yingzhu covered her mouth, saying, "Forget it, don't say anything more."

The group looked out over the river and saw the man still struggling, which relieved them.

“No, that uncle’s posture is strange. He might have a leg cramp,” Yu Qingya said.

"What should we do then?" Empathy arose among the crowd; simply watching would be too much.
Li Yan put down his phone. "Don't worry, the ship is already heading that way, and the lifeboats have been lowered."

Hearing this, everyone was relieved, and then Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian looked at Yu Bing.

Even Li Yan looked at Yu Bing, and even scanned her several times with his divine sense.

Yu Bing felt a shiver run through her body. Seeing their expressions, she asked in surprise:

"Why are you looking at me?"

"I'm curious, but I found out that something big happened on the first time I went out with you."

Jiang Yingzhu recalled that time she cycled around Fairy Island Lake and ended up fishing up a piece of human debris.

Mei Mengqian nodded and added.

"And that time when the new mall opened, you treated us to dinner, and someone committed a crime."

"And then this happened, the fisherman fell into the water."

Li Yan said that this matter had nothing to do with him, but he also did not discover any other forces involved.

But it happened anyway, and Yu Bing happened to be there.

Once or twice is fine, but this is the third time, which is suspicious.

Does Yu Bing also have a similar buff to Yu Bin?

Could it be that the syllables of this name are some kind of key to the rules of the world?

"It's all a coincidence, it's not like people die every time." Yu Bing felt wronged. What did this have to do with her? She was also frightened.

"Huh?!" Jiang Yingzhu's eyelids twitched. She had only meant to make a joke, but she found that the elementary school student was quite used to this kind of tone.

What else have you encountered?

"Last time we went on vacation, someone fell off the roof without any clothes on."

Yu Bing whispered, "My parents won't let me see it, and I don't know why someone jumped off a building."

Upon hearing this, Yu Qingya seemed thoughtful, "It seems like you've mentioned it before."

"But speaking of which, this is too much of a coincidence."

Lin Yufan couldn't help but complain, "Exactly, did you drink some strange potion? You're actually an adult."

"And a bow that can change voice?"

Yu Bing rolled her eyes. These people are so childish.

"You guys are Conan! Humph!"

"Everyone says it's a coincidence. I'm fine at home, I'm fine at school, and I'm fine in Huangcheng."

Yu Bing hesitated for a moment, recalling some frightening memories, "Most of the time in Huangcheng, nothing happened!"

"This is just a coincidence. I saw online that a bunch of foreign planes have been involved in shipwrecks, 9/11 attacks, and forest fires. Were they responsible for all of these?"

"I didn't say you did it." Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes. "I was just curious about your constitution."

"Is there something special about it?"

As she spoke, Jiang Yingzhu pinched her.

Others also looked on, but most of it was just joking.

While the group was talking, a lifeboat had already rescued the fisherman.

Then they looked at Yu Bing.

"It seems not."

"The halo of being a primary school student is fading a bit."

"It's good that we have weaknesses, otherwise it would be dangerous for us to go to school."

Several girls chattered and teased each other, and Yu Bing snorted and pointed at Li Yan.

"You guys are too naive. Look, even Li Yan didn't believe it."

Li Yan glanced at her. "Oh, I was just spacing out."

Yu Bing ignored him and instead started telling everyone stories, all of which were her own wonderful adventures.

In fact, elementary school students probably have a vague understanding of their own situation, that is, they might encounter thrilling things when they go to unfamiliar places.

Of course, she wasn't the one who was in most of the danger.

Jiang Yingzhu, Mei Mengqian, and the others listened to her tell stories and explain the patterns, and they all felt it was too awesome!

The ferry trip between the two sides of the strait doesn't take long, so although they had one more activity than the main group, they were still able to make it back to school in time for evening self-study.

Who said we don't have to study after the spring outing?
Dinner was a jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe) bought on the way, with spicy strips and double bacon. Li Yan prefers bacon filling.

Jiang Yingzhu wanted them all; she was a foodie.

Li Ping arrived at evening self-study session as scheduled, carrying a stack of composition books.

"Ahem! During evening self-study, everyone will write an essay about their impressions of the spring outing. You can choose your own title."

Upon hearing this, the classroom was immediately filled with groans and cries of anguish.

What a lousy spring outing! All the time was spent on the road. What good impressions could one possibly have?

"What are you calling me? Your spring outing this year was much more exciting than the last one. You had hot pot on the mountaintop and you slept on the street."

Li Ping's lips curled slightly. "And those who fell into the latrine or drowned, you can't write about those. Class representative, come up and hand out the composition books. You have forty minutes."

As the class representative, Yu Qingya used her abilities to first take out and distribute the notebooks of her good friends, including Li Yan.

Guo Cailing opened her composition book, hesitated and thought for a moment, and finally nudged Yu Bing.

"Bingbing, what are you writing?"

“I wrote ‘safety’,” Yu Bing said, pointing to the first line of her notebook.

Guo Cailing and Lin Yufan were both speechless, feeling that Yu Bing's writing about safety was out of place.

It doesn't look very safe.

"Then I'll write about security too."

Li Yan silently wrote down the title; it was so comfortable not having to think.

Beside him, Jiang Yingzhu echoed the same sentiment.

He secretly thought to himself how clever he was.

Mei Mengqian glanced at it, pursed her lips, and also wrote down those two words.

Seeing that they all wrote like that, especially the first and second place winners, Ye Hui became competitive.

Thus, this self-selected essay topic suddenly evolved into a set topic essay.

Centered on Li Yan and others, they expanded in all directions.

Twenty minutes later, when Li Ping came down to walk around, he looked completely bewildered.

Strange, why are they all labeled as safe?
He just said the topic was up to the individual, right?

Did I say something wrong?
The problem lies with me.

Or perhaps the students in Class 1 are a group that values safety highly?
Thinking of this, he pictured Li Yan and the others eating hot pot on the cliff edge.

Hu Weiwen was sleeping soundly in the square, oblivious to everyone around him.

I heard that several dogs jumped over him.

This is absolutely impossible.

It must be a mistake in my memory.

Li Ping quickly returned to the podium, picked up his thermos, and took a sip of the goji berry-infused water inside.

Li Yan had already finished his essay and was twirling his pen while watching his homeroom teacher's perplexing behavior.

He shook his head, turned to look beside him, and caught her.

A cool and aloof school beauty steals an essay during evening self-study.

The punishment is due.

Li Yan reached into Jiang Yingzhu's desk drawer and took out a bottle of AD calcium.

Jiang Yingzhu glared and apprehended the thief.

Li Yan pointed to a certain section of her essay.