I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 184 Let me have it, I'm a girl
"Honey-glazed chicken drumsticks, salt-baked eggs, spicy strips, and oh yes, some suck-up jelly!"

Jiang Yingzhu, carrying a shopping basket, walked between the shelves of the small supermarket with Mei Mengqian, wanting to take everything that saw.

When their own baskets were full, they started filling Mengmeng's.

"Alright, eat less junk food, it's bad for your health," Li Yan said, watching from behind.

Even though the two women's bodies had been transformed by the Peiyuan Pill, making them much better than normal people.

However, this does not mean that their physical condition has reached an extraordinary level.

Peiyuan Dan is not specifically for marrow cleansing.

The impurities that are meant to accumulate will continue to accumulate.

"Don't you know you should take medicine if it's bad for your health?! You're being so fussy." Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him and snorted.

"Three-drug."

"Then take some more antidote." Jiang Yingzhu waved her hand dismissively.

"And most of them I bought were for my classmates."

"Really?" Li Yan expressed doubt, then looked at Mei Mengqian.
"Mengmeng, then eat less. After the party, we'll go for barbecue so you won't be too full to eat later."

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him sideways, said nothing, and pursed her lips.

This person is making veiled accusations again; it's okay to eat less.

As the saying goes, those who eat good food are heroes, and Jiang Yingzhu believes that she is a hero and should eat good food.

Jiang Yingzhu didn't make any more selections, and the three of them headed towards the cashier.

After paying the bill, Mei Mengqian and Mei Mengqian returned to the playground together.

Upon arriving at the location of Class One, Jiang Yingzhu pointed to her own class.

"Hey, do you guys want to come to my class later? I have a good view there, so it's easier to watch the show."

"No, I'd be too embarrassed."

Mei Mengqian shook her head. She didn't know most of the people in Zhuzhu's class, and she felt it would be awkward to go there like that. She probably wouldn't even be in the mood to watch the show.

"Emmm," Jiang Yingzhu touched her chin and nodded.

"That's true, Mengmeng, you're timid and shy. I'll come find you to play later."

"And what about me?" Li Yan made his presence known.

"?" Jiang Yingzhu glanced at him. "Who wants to play with you?"

Ignore me, fine, ignore me!

Li Yan revealed an amused expression and uttered two words.

"Piggy".

Jiang Yingzhu was stunned for a moment, then her eyes widened in anger, while Mei Mengqian lowered her head, her face flushed red.

"Li Yan!!"

Li Yan lowered his voice and said in a deep, affectionate tone:

“What’s wrong, baby? Why are you shouting so loudly? It’s not good if everyone hears you. I’m afraid the teacher will misunderstand.”

Jiang Yingzhu's pupils contracted, a wave of embarrassment and shyness washing over her, like a sip of stale cola leaving her feeling nauseous.

Mei Mengqian subtly moved a few steps away, thankful that Li Yan wasn't going crazy in front of her; it was too embarrassing.

Even while listening, her toes were frantically digging into the soles of her shoes.

"boom!!"

Jiang Yingzhu punched Li Yan.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't play with me? Baby, what's with those little fists punching my chest? Are you playing hard to get? Your tsundere attitude has faded away."

Jiang Yingzhu couldn't take it anymore, and her fair and delicate face turned red.

This guy likes to throw in a little abstract stuff intermittently, making it impossible to defend against.

"Get lost! You're the arrogant one!"

After kicking the man, Jiang Yingzhu left first.

Li Yan shrugged, a victorious smile on his face.

You don't want to play with me?

It's all ruined now.

Back in the class line, Mei Mengqian divided the snacks among herself.

Although she didn't hear Yu Qingya and the others' requests, luckily she had a cell phone.

Moreover, Zhu Zhu has a really wide selection of items.

"Wow, Baicaowei, Liangping, Three Squirrels, Mengmeng, I never knew you were such a rich woman!" Yu Qingya exclaimed, looking at the bag full of designer brands.

There were more than a dozen packs inside, probably worth seventy or eighty yuan. She usually has a lot of pocket money, but she couldn't bear to buy so many at once.

"No la."

Mei Mengqian smiled, a little embarrassed. Although she occasionally earned some money from submitting articles, it wasn't much.

Most of the money came from my parents.

The group shared snacks, and the speech on stage finally came to an end.

The first performance was a duet, and surprisingly, it was a song published by Li Yan, the one dedicated to Mei Mengqian, called "Why Not".

He looks like a senior in the second year of high school.

The world has changed, but the public's aesthetic sense remains the same.

In fact, quite a few people have asked Li Yan about the meaning of some of the lyrics.

Whenever this happens, Li Yan would say it's all just a bunch of random stuff, after all, he's just a porter, what does he know?

Anyway, these days there are quite a few cases where lyrics are just randomly put together.

On stage, two tall, thin boys were singing love songs, exchanging words and looking at each other.

Even from dozens of meters away, Li Yan could feel a philosophical atmosphere emanating from him.

The boys in the class started to get interested, and the girls became even more excited.

The song ended quickly, and next was the class recitation.

I don't know which grade they were in, but the lead reciter had a very good voice, a deep bass that even had an echo.

"His voice is so beautiful," Guo Cailing couldn't help but exclaim. "It feels like giving my ears a massage."

Yu Qingya nodded, "She's just a bit chubby, even chubbier than Ye Daijia."

So what if you're fat?

Ye Daijia was sitting right in front of them. She hadn't done anything, yet she was caught in the crossfire and immediately retorted.

Moreover, Ye Daijia was indignant that these two girls she had once pursued were now praising someone who was even fatter than her.

"Moreover, his deep voice is because he's fat."

"real or fake?"

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

Ye Daijia coughed twice, sat up straight, and recited two lines.

"Alone in the chilly autumn, the Xiang River flows northward..."

Surprisingly, his voice was actually quite deep.

But it doesn't reach the level of a subwoofer.

"Alright, alright, you don't need to demonstrate anymore." Yu Qingya and the others waved their hands.

Li Yan watched two programs and then stopped watching. His phone vibrated; Jiang Yingzhu had sent him a message.

Bamboo: Oh right, there's something I forgot to say.

Yan: What did you say?

Bamboo: I said it went into the wind, can you hear me?
Li Yan was puzzled; when did Jiang Yingzhu become so artistic?

Under the cover of his divine sense, he could sense that Jiang Yingzhu hadn't said anything.

Yan: I can't hear it.

Bamboo: Of course, dogs don't understand human speech.
Li Yan typed a question mark, but there was no reply.

He hadn't expected the retaliation to come so quickly.

He was too lazy to watch the rest of the show, and just then, Yu Bin approached him.

"Brother Yan, wanna join a five-player team?"

"Come!"

During the New Year's Day performance, Li Ping did not prohibit everyone from using their mobile phones.

Li Yan took out his phone, joined the convoy, and also picked up Mei Mengqian, and then they set off.

"Li Yan, what are you playing?" Mei Mengqian asked.

"Let's go with support, keep it simple."

With Li Yan's reaction speed, he could easily take on nine strong heroes in the current version, such as Luna, Han Xin, or Zhao Yun, but he doesn't intend to do so.

I started lining up, and it was right on the first floor. I instantly chose Cai Wenji.

Seeing this, Mengmeng, who was below him, chose Sun Shangxiang.

Yu Bin and two others will choose the remaining three positions.

The confrontation began, and Li Yan drove his rocking horse, heading wherever there were crowds, acting as a street urchin in the canyon.

At the start of the game, Yu Bin picked Han Xin to invade the enemy jungle. He followed up and casually used his second skill to stun the enemy jungler, allowing Yu Bin to secure the blue buff.

"Brother Yan is handsome."

"Not at all, you could say he's handsome."

"Ah this."

Li Yan continued to wander around, seeking assists and learning from others' experiences.

On the side, Mei Mengqian, fuming, once again blasted the mage who came to provide support to death with a single shot.

This person has no sense of propriety; they thought we were just playing around.

As a result, I became an orphan. I was furious.

Boom boom boom, blast that noob to death!

Just then, the enemy bot lane sent a message.

"Hey handsome, could you let me pass? I'm a girl."

Mei Mengqian is not a pushover on the internet.

"Just practice more cooking!"

The next moment, my mage Zhang Liang sent out a message.

"Okay, let's add each other on QQ, I'll let you have it."

Mei Mengqian was stunned, and Yu Bin saw it too, and couldn't help but complain.

"You believe someone just because they say it's a girl, not Liangzi?"

“Anyway, I’ve died a lot, so human heads aren’t worth much.” Ma Liang shook his head. “Besides, Brother Bin, we’re leading by so much, it wouldn’t hurt to let him win.”

"Liangzi, you're more of a saint than Jesus."

"What do you mean?"

Ma Liang was puzzled, Li Yan's lips twitched, and Mei Mengqian lowered her head to suppress a laugh.

"Because Jesus has two Confuciuses in his hands, while you and my friend, your mind is full of Confuciuses. Your brain has holes and is no longer complete. You are commonly known as a brain-damaged person."

Ma Liang's face twitched; this curse was too vicious and had hit a nerve.

"Brother Bin, can you take back what you said? A friend of mine heard it and was heartbroken."

"Can you take it back after you've finished hitting me?" Yu Bin, having vented his anger, blurted out.

"Boiled!"

In the end, Ma Liang decided to make a lasting impression on the girl.

He let the opponent come to the mid lane to get the kill, while Yu Bin hid in the bushes on the side, as did Bai Qi in the top lane.

The other party foolishly walked past, and then Bai Qi jumped out directly.

Our Zhang Liang killed the enemy Hou Yi.

The girl across from me started swearing!
After playing two games, Mei Mengqian put down her phone.

"That's it, Qingya and the others are going to play now."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan put down his phone and glanced around, noticing that Yu Qingya and the others had already stood up.

Only Yu Bing watched them play games while eating.

"Hehe, Mengmeng is so thoughtful." Yu Qingya hugged Mengmeng.

“You’re all going on stage now, can you take a look at what you’re wearing underneath?” Mei Mengqian said.

"Guess?" Yu Qingya smiled mysteriously and looked at Li Yan. "The class monitor can guess too."

"What if I guessed it?" Li Yan blinked.

When Yu Qingya and the other two met his gaze, their hearts tightened, as if he knew something.

Lin Yufan's eyes darted around, her face becoming serious.

"Then congratulations, you guessed it."

The three of them burst into laughter and headed towards the stage.

The play on stage was also nearing its end.

Ye Hui went on stage, said a few words, and announced the next program, which was a dance by Yu Qingya and others.

When Yu Qingya and her two classmates went on stage, the students in Class 1 below gasped in surprise, followed by the students from other classes.

"Wow, a cheongsam, a headband, a bun hairstyle, I'm so excited!"

"Hiss! Stockings, high heels, I'm dead too!"

On stage, Yu Qingya and the other two wore cheongsams of different colors, with matching headbands tied around their long hair. Their fair legs were outlined by black and white stockings, and they wore high heels, exuding charm!

"Does it look good?"

Mei Mengqian looked at Li Yan.

"I think you would look even better in it." Li Yan was not going to be stumped by such a question.

Mei Mengqian blushed, "No, that's not true!"

She was aware of her own figure; she was too big for a cheongsam.

Otherwise it will be too astringent.

"You seem to know quite a bit about this." Li Yan looked at him thoughtfully. "Could it be that you, Mengmeng, have traveled through time?"

"No! Let's not talk anymore, let's watch the show!"

Mei Mengqian turned her head away, her eyes fixed on the stage.

Thump! Thump!
A highly rhythmic electronic sound emanated from the deafening roar.

The highly dynamic music then poured into the entire venue.

Yu Qingya and the other two began to dance to the music.

"Wow! Pure Land of Bliss! Quick! Take a picture of it!"

A boy from the next class was yelling.

The boys in Class One were no exception, and the girls were equally excited, especially those who liked to play on Bilibili.

"Wow, they're so good at this!"

"I hereby announce that the winner of this gala has been decided!"

"Where's the button? I need to charge!"

Some people excitedly reported that Ye Daijia even took out her phone's external camera and started recording.

Mei Mengqian watched Yu Qingya and the other two dance closely. Although she also felt that there was a unique kind of beauty in it, she didn't understand why some of the classmates around her were so excited.

The three of them, Mingming, Yu Qingya, and Mingming, were not dressed provocatively.

"Why are they like this?"

"Because of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss."

Mei Mengqian felt that he had caught Yu Bing's influence, so she decided not to dwell on it, since it wasn't anything important anyway.

The dance ended in the blink of an eye, and those around sighed with regret.

After a comedy duo performance, Yu Qingya and the other two returned wrapped in long down jackets.

From that moment on, the way the students looked at the three of them changed.

The boys, who had been howling like wolves just moments before, suddenly became shy, like lambs who had just seen the world, cowering and timid.

The girls, on the other hand, started laughing and joking.

"Qingya, you all looked so beautiful just now."

"You guys are so bold, wearing cheongsams."

"What do stockings feel like? Let me touch them."

Yu Qingya and the other two returned to their seats, their faces beaming with smiles.

"How was our performance? Not bad, right?"

"It looks great." Mei Mengqian nodded.

Li Yan nodded, "It looks pretty good."

“You’re sure to win this time,” Mei Mengqian said.

“Of course,” Guo Cailing said confidently. “I could hear the screams from below from up there.”

As if to confirm her words, gasps of surprise erupted again from the audience, even louder than before.

“See? That’s it.” Guo Cailing nodded. “Isn’t that right, Qingya and Fanfan?”

Immediately afterwards, they noticed that Yu Qingya and Lin Yufan looked solemn as they stared at the stage.

Guo Cailing also looked towards the stage.

What catches the eye is a row of long legs, slim waists, mini skirts, and crop tops.

"It's them!"

A row of beautiful girls appeared on the big screen. All seven of them were wearing makeup and looked above average.

The person who made the whole audience boil over the most was Wu Wuwu in the middle.

While others focus on the legs, she focuses on the bulging bear-like genitals.

“They’re so pretty,” Mei Mengqian said, glancing at Li Yan.

Li Yan remained silent. He could lie, but it seemed unnecessary.

"Damn it, how could the school let me pass wearing such revealing clothes!" Guo Cailing clenched her fists.

"Because the reviewers don't care," Yu Qingya replied, her gaze lingering on the stage as the music started and Wu Wuwu began to dance.

Legs, legs, legs, all legs.

And in the very middle, there's a bear jumping around.

"That Wu Wu did it on purpose, didn't she? She found a bunch of tablets to make herself look good."

Lin Yufan was speechless; she had been completely stunned.

The whole place was cheering; it was obvious who was more popular.

Lin Yufan was unconvinced, so she stopped going to watch and started chatting with Mei Mengqian.

Li Yan thoroughly enjoyed the view, completely ignoring the piercing gazes from the side.

Wait, that's strange, there's a knife on the other side too.

He shifted his attention slightly to his side and saw Jiang Yingzhu staring at him with half-closed eyes.

"Does it look good?"

"She's alright." Li Yan looked her over. "Don't be self-conscious."

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