I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 183 Gestures
“Diedie, Yaya, I did this to tell him that I’m not the kind of girl who likes to take advantage of others. If he buys too much, that’s his own business. I didn’t tell him to buy more.”

After Liang Xueyi finished speaking, Hu Die and Xiao Yaya were both shocked. They looked at each other and realized that they were not skilled enough.

"Can this still happen?"

Xiao Yaya was amazed, but she had no intention of learning from her. She only played with Hu Die because they both liked designer bags, jewelry, and were pursuing vanity.

"But what if Yang Xiong only spends 20 yuan to buy 20 yuan worth of goods?"

"That means he hasn't taken the bait yet. I don't know whether he has or not."

Liang Xueyi smiled gently. Girls are sensitive to the admiration of those around them and can easily detect it.

“But Xueyi, you still have a boyfriend?” Hu Die said.

"So what? Yang Xiong and I are just deskmates. What's the big deal about asking your deskmate to buy something?"

Liang Xueyi crossed her arms, raised her head, and said with a hint of smugness:

"It's not my fault that I'm pretty and get pursued by people."

"Yes, sister, I support you." Hu Die nodded.

Sitting not far away, Ye Daijia couldn't help but speak up for Yang Xiong:
"You seduced her, what did you do wrong?!"

Liang Xueyi's face hardened, and she immediately retorted and scolded.

"What did you say? What girl would joke about her innocence? Asking him for help with a study problem, how does that count as seducing him? Can't you speak properly?"

"No wonder no one wants you. You're fat, and you can't speak properly or have any emotional intelligence. Only those thirty-seven or thirty-eight-year-old women would be interested in your paltry money."

Ye Daijia was furious when she was attacked personally.

"Whether anyone is interested in me is none of your business. I wouldn't be interested in someone like you anyway."

Ye Daijia said something and headed towards the cafeteria. He wanted to find Yang Xiong and expose Liang Xueyi's bad behavior.

Before he had taken more than a few steps, he bumped into Zhou Haiyang.

So Ye Daijia decided to first save this brother from his misery.

"Zhou Haiyang, stay away from Liang Xueyi."

Zhou Haiyang had just climbed over the wall to buy milk tea. Now, his clothes were covered in dust as he hurriedly ran over carrying two bottles of milk tea. He was stunned when he heard this.

"What do you mean?"

“Liang Xueyi is no good. She was having an affair with Yang Xiong and even gave him 20 yuan to buy things.”

"Damn it, that son of a bitch Yang Xiong, I knew he was up to no good!"

Zhou Haiyang's eyes immediately turned red. At first, when he asked Yang Xiong to switch seats, Yang Xiong agreed.

Later on, she would half-heartedly agree and then try to get some benefits from him.

Later on, Yang Xiong simply refused to allow it.

Now, they're actually taking money directly from Xuexue to buy things.

Xuexue has never treated him like this before!

Yang Xiong is just a little better looking and has better grades than him, right? What does he lack?
I just climbed over the wall to go out and buy milk tea for you.

Zhou Haiyang was furious. Just then, Yang Xiong, carrying a large bag of snacks, ran towards them while calling out to Liang Xueyi.

"Liang Xueyi, I bought them for you, and I even bought a few extra. You don't need to pay for them."

"See? That's why you should stay away from Liang Xueyi. She's really no good," Ye Daijia said.

Zhou Haiyang glared at Ye Daijia.

"Damn it, I don't need you trying to sow discord here! I'll slap this ill-intentioned bastard to death first."

Knowing that Ye Daijia and Yang Xiong were close, he guessed that he was there to sow discord. Besides, how could Xuexue, such a good girl, be the kind of person Ye Daijia described?

Some students only ask Yang Xiong for help with their homework; they don't do anything else.

Yang Xiong had ulterior motives; he knew Xuexue had a boyfriend, yet he still had other ideas!

Damn thing!
Zhou Haiyang grew angrier the more he thought about it. He caught up with Yang Xiong in a few steps, raised his hand, and slapped him across the face.

"Snapped!!!"

A loud slap rang out next to the formation of the first class, instantly attracting the attention of a large crowd.

Yang Xiong stumbled from the sudden blow.

He gasped, covered his burning cheek, staggered to his feet, and glared at Zhou Haiyang.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Damn it, you still have the nerve to ask!" Zhou Haiyang raised his hand and slapped him again.

Yang Xiong dodged it this time, but not completely; the fingertip still grazed his nose.

"You think I'm afraid of you?!"

He was initially a little guilty, but Zhou Haiyang slapped him twice in front of everyone and even scolded him.

Yang Xiong couldn't stand it anymore. He wasn't a good person when he was in junior high school, but he later reformed.

In an instant, he slapped Zhou Haiyang across the face. He was taller and his arms were longer than Zhou Haiyang's.

"Snapped!!!"

This blow was even heavier, almost knocking Zhou Haiyang to the ground.

"Damn, Bin, stop with the team fights, look at the 1v1!"

Yu Bin looked up and saw Yang Xiong and Zhou Haiyang slapping each other.

"Whoa, what's going on? Where's the class monitor? Doesn't he care?"

"The class monitor is the host and has already gone backstage to prepare."

"Where's the discipline committee member?!"

"There are no useless people in our class."

"..."

clap clap clap!
The two fierce generals were still fighting, but they only attacked the faces of the enemy.

He was hitting and cursing at the same time, and his mother's words were extremely vulgar.

"Why do they only use one hand?" Zhang Wei wondered.

“Because they were carrying something in their other hand,” Ma Liang said.

"It's just snacks and milk tea, why not use readily available weapons?" Xiao Shuai asked, puzzled.

"If I had thrown the milk tea in Yang Xiong's face right there, he wouldn't be able to see."

Cheng Yuan smiled as he stood to the side, taking notes on his phone as he spoke.

"Those are things they brought for Liang Xueyi, what a pair of good dogs!" "Damn, that's some filthy language." Yu Bin's lips twitched. How come he never noticed before?

Most people were drawn to the fight between the two, and gradually even people from other classes joined in.

"Isn't it alright for them to do this? Won't it affect our viewing of the performance?" Mei Mengqian asked worriedly.

Li Yan had never experienced this scene in his previous life, so he watched it with great interest.

Upon hearing this, he scanned the playground with his divine sense.

"It's alright, the teacher won't be here for a while, I'll take care of it."

Mei Mengqian and the others felt a little relieved, but not long after, when they saw their homeroom teacher, Li Ping, walking over with a dark expression, their hearts jumped into their throats.

"What are you all doing?! Don't you want to watch the show anymore?!"

The teacher's arrival immediately stopped Zhou Haiyang and Yang Xiong; in fact, they were exhausted after fighting for so long.

"What are you doing? Fighting! Is this a place for you to fight?! What's wrong with you? Do you want to get punished?! Don't you want to watch the performance? Then all of you go back to class!"

Li Ping said angrily, "I'm about to be punished."

A burst of quiet cursing followed, all directed at Li Ping and his relatives.

"The teachers didn't fight."

Li Yan stepped forward at this moment, knowing that Li Ping, given his personality, was truly capable of making the entire class return to class because of Yang Xiong and the other person's actions.

"No fight? My eyes aren't blind! And the dean of students behind me isn't blind either!"

Li Ping looked at him, and Yang Xiong and Zhou Haiyang also looked at him in surprise, all of them a little moved.

The students around him also looked at him, hoping that he could save the day.

Li Yan coughed once, his expression calm.

"Teacher, they're not fighting. They're just comparing their faces to see whose is more regular."

He paused, then added, shifting the topic:

"At the last sports meet, Ma Liang and Ye Daijia even planted strawberries on each other. Teacher, you know we all like to explore new and interesting things."

As soon as the words were spoken, Ma Liang and Ye Daijia, who had been named, were struck dumb, their toes digging into the ground.

The awkwardness doesn't belong to the time itself, but only to their memories of that time.

The dead memories are resurrected and launch a brutal attack on the master.

I really want to go back in time and slap that version of myself to death.

Yang Xiong and Zhou Haiyang had subtle expressions. Although the word was strange, it was much better than fighting.

They immediately seized the opportunity to defend themselves:

"Teacher, I was gesturing to Yang Xiong's face. I think his face is quite bony."

"Teacher, I was just gesturing to Zhou Haiyang's face. His face is quite thin."

After Zhou Haiyang and Yang Xiong finished speaking, some other students in the class stood up.

“Teacher, I can be your witness.”

"Yes, teacher, I can too."

“The teachers really didn’t fight, otherwise why would they still have the things in their hands?” Xiao Shuai said.

Li Ping froze on the spot. He glanced at Yang Xiong and Zhou Haiyang and found that they were indeed holding something in their hands.

The slap mark on his face couldn't be faked. Do students play such perverted games nowadays?
Has he really gotten old?

Li Ping paused for a moment, then pointed at Zhou Haiyang and Yang Xiong.

"You two are not allowed to make any more gestures at each other's faces. No other students are allowed either. Li Yan, you are responsible for maintaining order in the class."

After making his arrangements, he went to report to the head of the teaching department, who was further down the hierarchy.

The students exchanged glances, a few low chuckles followed, and then a burst of laughter erupted.

Mei Mengqian, who was standing next to Li Yan, kept twisting the hem of his clothes, saying, "You're so mean, treating your teacher like an idiot."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! I took a picture of Li Ping's expression just now, didn't you see it?" Lin Yufan handed over her phone.

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Soon after, a solemn broadcast echoed throughout the campus.

The New Year's Day performance officially began, and the senior students temporarily put aside their studies and rushed downstairs.

All the students in the school gathered here, and the music that was playing was temporarily turned off.

Ye Hui's image appeared on the large screen on stage, along with another boy.

After the opening remarks, the conversation unexpectedly moved to the principal's speech.

Listening to that long-winded speech, and seeing the row of leaders next to the judges organizing their manuscripts.

Xiao Shuai immediately knew it was time, and he nudged Yu Bin and the others beside him.

"Hey guys, let's head to the convenience store."

But as soon as they got up, Li Ping came over.

"What are you all doing? Sit down and listen properly. Nobody is leaving!"

Upon hearing this, a large number of students in the class who had already gotten off their chairs immediately began to sigh.

"Teacher, please help me. I need to go to the restroom."

"hold back…."

Li Ping glanced at the girl acting cute, but when he saw it was Liang Xueyi, his tone immediately changed.

"Don't stay away too long, come back soon."

Instantly, it seemed to give hope to the other students in the class, and some students raised their hands again.

"Teacher, I..."

"Hold on, only one person can go every 10 minutes."

Immediately, the students sighed again, and Mei Mengqian also sighed.

"Looks like we can't go. We should have gone to buy it earlier."

"Zhuzhu is here, let's go."

Li Yan acted as if he hadn't heard what he said. He looked at Jiang Yingzhu, who seemed to be coming from Class 8, stood up, greeted the homeroom teacher, and walked out of the line.

Mei Mengqian was pulled to her feet by him, and subconsciously looked at her wrist that was being held.

Her cheeks flushed red instantly, and she felt a surge of heat spreading throughout her body. Her eyes dared only to stare straight ahead.

They couldn't hear Yu Qingya and the others behind them asking for help with purchasing.

(End of this chapter)