I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 185 Confession Balloon

Chapter 185 Confession Balloon
"You pervert, what are you looking at!"

Jiang Yingzhu punched him lightly. "Get out of the way and give up your seat. I'm here to play with Mengmeng."

"I'm too lazy to move, why don't you sit on me?"

"what--"

A commotion erupted around them. Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes, her ears burning slightly, and reached out to pull him up.

It wouldn't budge!
Li Yan touched her small hand; it was cool, delicate, and soft. Jiang Yingzhu's eyelids twitched, and she quickly pulled her hand back and stuffed it into her pocket.

"If you don't want to, then don't."

She turned her head away, letting Mei Mengqian next to her make room for her, and after sitting down, her heart was still pounding.

That scoundrel is taking advantage of her again.

Jiang Yingzhu saw that Yu Bing was facing her, with empty packaging bags around her feet, and tried to distract her by saying:

"Bingbing, are you eating too much? Be careful you won't be able to eat dinner tonight."

"Just play the drums for a while and you'll be fine."

"How long will that take?"

"In a moment."

"In a moment..." Jiang Yingzhu paused when she saw the woman's excited eyes.

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask."

Yu Bing blinked, waited for a long time, but when she didn't hear her speak, she couldn't say what she had prepared.

She looked at Mengmeng beside her.

Mei Mengqian tilted her head and handed over a cookie from her hand.

Yu Bing turned to look at Yu Qingya and the other two, and each of them gave her some food.

So she ate her food in silence. Mei Mengqian and the others exchanged glances, all with a hint of a smile on their faces.

Just then, Ye Hui's voice came from the stage.

"Next, please welcome Chen Xiyuan from Class 1, Grade 11, to present 'Unique Learning Techniques – Taking the Water Margin as an Example'."

"Holy crap, who put him up there?!"

"This is incredible!"

"He's really going to give a lecture in front of the whole school!"

Jiang Yingzhu was slightly taken aback when she heard these shouts and looked towards the stage.

On the giant screen was a PowerPoint presentation, and it was animated.

Accompanied by a meteor shower effect, the images of the 108 heroes flashed in turn.

The large characters in the middle are the name of the program that Ye Hui just read out.

"Brilliant!"

Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed, her eyes shining.

"He's probably been beaten before."

Li Ping was originally standing happily by the classroom, receiving small snacks from the students every now and then.

At his age, he doesn't like to eat snacks.

I reluctantly accepted the food from the students and was enjoying it when I saw my own students on stage, ready to give me a lesson.

Li Ping was stunned. No, he still had to give a lecture to all the teachers and school leaders!

Not to mention Li Ping, even the school leaders and judges in the front row VIP seats were a bit confused.

Goodness, it's been so many years since I've had a class.

This time, a student actually taught the class, and as judges, they couldn't ignore it.

The large screen switched to a PowerPoint presentation, and Chen Xiyuan began his presentation.

He started by introducing himself.

"Hello everyone, I am Chen Xiyuan."

A chorus of boos erupted from the audience, but Chen Xiyuan couldn't hear it and continued speaking at his own pace.

The PowerPoint presentation behind him started playing.

"Have you all read or heard of Water Margin? Don't you think the 108 heroes in it are all very impressive, carefree, and worthy of emulation?"

"In fact, in my opinion, these people are nothing but villains and thugs."

Below, some people who were initially uninterested became intrigued upon hearing this.

“I want to see what he can say,” Yu Qingya said.

Mei Mengqian looked thoughtful. "I feel like it should be unexpected."

She had read Water Margin and was familiar with some of the plot points.

On stage, Chen Xiyuan began to provide evidence and examples to prove her conjecture.

"For example, when Li Kui's mother was devoured by tigers, the heroes didn't care about her life or death when they returned to the mountain, but they cared about how many tigers he had killed, and they all laughed!" "For example, when Hu Sanniang's fiancé was killed by Liangshan, Li Kui slaughtered everyone in Hu Family Village after Liangshan returned to camp. Later, in order to win over Hu Sanniang, Song Jiang recognized her as his sworn sister, but betrothed her to Wang Ying, whom every woman desires."

"There are many more examples like this, which I will list later."

After this list was presented, the entire room fell silent.

Many students have never read Water Margin, or at most have seen one or two episodes of the TV series. Their understanding of the characters is still limited to the excerpt from the textbook about the Wind and Snow Mountain Temple.

Upon hearing Chen Xiyuan's words, he was immediately astonished and filled with righteous indignation.

“He seemed to be doing a pretty good job,” Mei Mengqian said.

Yu Qingya and the others nodded in agreement. Even Li Ping, whose face had been grumpy, softened considerably.

Li Yan yawned, stood up, and gave his seat to Xiao Qingmei, feeling that they hadn't yet mastered their cultivation.

"Keep listening, the main event is yet to come."

Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu were puzzled, genuinely believing that the story would get even more exciting later.

However, after Chen Xiyuan finished listing the above points and basked in the surprised looks of all the students, he changed the subject and began to explain how he applied learning techniques to analyze these contents.

It's tedious, boring, and long-winded.

More students started going to the toilet.

Li Yan knew that Chen Xiyuan's purpose was actually to share his insights from the previous paragraph.

This shocked the students, and incidentally, some of the teachers as well.

This guy just loves to show off his cultural knowledge!
For example, Qin Bao, who was eating sunflower seeds and frantically editing Xiaohongshu (a Chinese social media platform) posts about Chen.

"Teacher, you haven't blurred out enough of this mosaic."

Li Yan strolled over to her and started complaining.

"How dare you peek at the teacher? That's rude!"

"Oh, you'll do it again next time."

Li Yan reached out and grabbed a handful of milk candies from her.

They wandered off from here again.

Zhou Qinqin was speechless when she saw the few milk candies left in front of her. She immediately took a picture and sent it to her friend on Xiaohongshu.

Girls, you never know what outrageous things male students will do! They actually grabbed my White Rabbit candy!

When Li Yan saw this scene with his divine sense, the corner of his mouth twitched.

Wow, this guy used to be at UC, right?

On stage, Chen Xiyuan's abstract behavior finally ended, and Li Yan had already wandered over to the second-year high school students' side.

Under the gaze of a group of unfamiliar faces, he entered the formation of Class 1, Grade 11.

I spotted Hua Junshu sitting at the very front.

The senior student has status; even her chair has a backrest.

How about we give Li Ping a hint another day?
He approached the senior student and asked, "Senior, what are you doing?"

Hua Junshu raised her head, and the students near her also looked over, as did her homeroom teacher sitting next to her.

Li Yan felt a bit excited, like he was secretly tasting forbidden fruit.

Something seems wrong.

"Senior, have some candy." Li Yan stuffed a handful of White Rabbit candies he had picked up into her hand.

Then he handed half a handful to the homeroom teacher next to him, saying, "Teacher, I'm here to talk to the senior student about some study problems."

The homeroom teacher of Class 1, Grade 11, was a woman in her thirties. Upon hearing this, she smiled, nodded, and said nothing.

"You guys chat, I'll go check on how far our class's performance is."

She left her seat with the milk candy in her pocket.

He did know Li Yan. The two good students got together and didn't do anything shameful, nor did it affect their grades.

She wouldn't care about this situation.

And I also received candy from a handsome young man, which I must share.

Hua Junshu looked up at him and asked, "Why did you come here?"

"Is Senior Sister unhappy?" Li Yan lowered his eyes to meet her gaze.

Three seconds later, Hua Junshu looked away and pursed his lips.

"Fortunately."

"So you're unhappy? Let me tell you a joke." Seeing that she wasn't laughing, Li Yan decided to try to cheer her up.

What should I do if the black balloon gets hit by the white balloon?