I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 178 When I Think of You, You Are Before My Eyes

"Teacher, it's Yu Bin!"

Xiao Shuai put his phone away and loudly reported it.

"I'll blanch it! No."

Yu Bin was about to defend himself when Xiao Shuai secretly held up five fingers, and Yu Bin's eyes lit up.

He stood up and made a nine with his hand.

"Teacher, it's not what you think."

Yu Bin looked serious; he was ready to show off his special skills for Jiutian's meal.

"I was just joking with my deskmate. Actually, that sound wasn't coming from the phone. You can listen to it if you don't believe me."

At this point, he nudged Xiao Shuai with his leg. Xiao Shuai immediately understood, took out his phone, opened the game "Honor of Kings," and placed it on Yu Bin's back. The instant the sound rang out, he gave Yu Bin a timely reminder.

Immediately, a "timi" sound rang out again, and Yu Bin mouthed the same words at the same time.

The two seemed to be perfectly integrated, their teamwork was incredibly seamless.

Physics teacher Chen Fang didn't notice anything wrong at all.

The students behind them were completely stunned. No, could this really happen?
"Wow, this is awesome!"

"Damn, even the physics teacher didn't realize! They're so in sync, they must have activated their Martial Soul Fusion!"

"Damn, that's quite fitting. Xiao Shuai's hand is on Yu Bin's body."

"Stop talking, I can't look them in the eye anymore."

The physics teacher was exasperated, but he didn't intend to let Yu Bin off the hook. Subconsciously, he felt that something was wrong.

"During class time, don't do anything irrelevant, just listen to the lecture."

Yu Bin looked in front of him and saw Li Yan reading an extracurricular book.

Chen Fang's face hardened, and he instantly channeled Li Ping's personality, "How many points did they get on the test? How many points did you get? Why don't you compare your scores with theirs in this area!"

"Day after day, you don't study the good things, but study other things. No matter how well you study other things, if you don't get good grades, you can only end up in a factory making screws after the college entrance exam."

Yu Bin was a little unconvinced, "Teacher, you know so much, but do you know what the fastest speed is?"

"The speed of light? You don't even know that?! You wasted your middle school physics education!"

"Then, teacher, if I do this, will I be faster than the speed of light?"

Yu Bin took out a small flashlight, turned it on, shone it forward, and then threw it forward suddenly.

"Teacher, if I record light and then speed it up, wouldn't it be faster than the speed of light?!"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Shuai was startled, while Zhang Wei seemed thoughtful, sensing that something was amiss.

Chen Xiyuan looked disdainful and muttered to himself, "Cult, sophistry!"

Mei Mengqian was also a little confused. She felt that according to Yu Bin's logic, there seemed to be no problem. She nudged Li Yan.

"What do you think?"

"I'll sit and watch." Li Yan said calmly, even taking out his thermos and pouring himself a cup of tea.

Mei Mengqian waited for him to put down her thermos, then quietly put it away and hid it in her drawer.

They wouldn't pour it for her or give it to him!
"I think the physics teacher will most likely make Yu Bin stand outside and say that he disrupted class discipline," Ye Hui said.

After all, this is the fastest and most convenient way. Regardless of whether what the student says makes sense or not, you just need to define the nature of the issue and then deal with it.

The same applies to many things in society.

Others probably think the same way; they don't really believe the teacher could answer such a question.

However, Chen Fang did not fly into a rage; instead, he smiled gently.

"Yu Bin asked a very good question."

"The teacher was wrong just now. The speed of light is indeed not the fastest, because it takes time for light to travel from one place to another."

"But longing doesn't need time. There's a song that goes, 'When I think of you, you're at the ends of the earth; when I think of you, you're right in front of me.' Light takes time, but longing doesn't."

"Longing transcends light, which is why we can return to the past through longing."

Yu Bin was dumbfounded, and so was Yu Qingya. As the class representative for Chinese, how could she not have come up with such an explanation?

"Fanfan, Mengmeng, our physics teacher is terrifying! He actually studies humanities subjects, and he might be even better at them! Bingbing, don't you think so?"

“Yes, so he is a teacher.” Yu Bing nodded seriously.

Lin Yufan and Mei Mengqian also agreed; this explanation was perfect, so romantic it made their hearts flutter.

Li Yan couldn't stand it anymore, so he took out his phone and opened Douyin (TikTok).

"Do you think it's possible that they came across the same short video?"

After watching the short video, the group fell silent.

The physics teacher and Yu Bin also fell silent.

"Ahem, let's continue the lesson, Li Yan. Keep your voice down. You can learn extracurricular knowledge from your classmates after class!"

Li Yan nodded and turned off his phone.

After physics class, it's time for English.

After becoming a homeroom teacher, Zhou Qinqin spoke with a noticeably more authority than before.

However, most students thought she was pretty and wouldn't disrupt class discipline, except for disturbing the teacher.

As soon as English get out of class ended, a large group of people rushed out of the classroom and headed for the cafeteria.

This applies to all students in the school, especially the seniors, who rush the fastest because they are closest to the cafeteria.

"Brother Xiao, hurry up, there might be a pistol leg!"

"Damn it, someone's elbowing me. Zhang Wei, clear the way."

Xiao Shuai is rather thin, while Zhang Wei is a bit stronger and more prone to reckless driving.

"What the hell? This school's arrangement is rubbish! I heard the teaching building is changed every year, so we'll never get to eat hot food!"

Zhang Wei charged forward, cursing all the while. Yu Bin followed at the back; he didn't care, as it was already a great thing that they didn't find any bugs in their food.

People didn't do this before.

Mei Mengqian followed Li Yan slowly downstairs, looking at her classmates who were charging forward like they were going to war, and sighed.

"It's because the cafeteria has changed now, the food is better, and it's cheaper than outside," Yu Qingya said.

She wasn't in a hurry because she could take a ride-sharing service.

“It’s cheaper outside now,” Yu Bing said. “I ate outside this morning, and it only cost three yuan.”

What did you eat for breakfast?

"noodle."

What kind of noodles?

"Noodle soup".

Yu Qingya looked at her and said, "If you only eat this much, you won't grow tall. You need to supplement your protein intake."

Yu Bing's expression turned serious as she pondered the situation, and she remained silent.

The group met up with Jiang Yingzhu on the fourth floor. From a distance, they could see her beautiful short-haired figure leaning against the railing, hands in her pockets, humming a whistle.

Even with some of her clothes covering her legs, they still look incredibly long.

Yu Bing glanced at it several times, feeling envious.

"Zhuzhu, what are you humming? It sounds nice, but it's too short," Yu Qingya asked.

"Li Yan's songs are very short."

Li Yan looked completely bewildered.

After meeting up with Jiang Yingzhu, they headed towards the senior high school building, picked up Hua Junshu, and then went to the cafeteria.

With the food in the cafeteria becoming more delicious, many students will prioritize choosing the cheaper and closer cafeteria.

However, half of the people either eat at home or go out to eat better.

Even so, the cafeteria is still very crowded.

That's why Li Yan came and pulled the senior student along.

Only then did he leave the teaching building and head towards the cafeteria.

The huge playground was full of students running around, making Li Yan and his group stand out.

"Hey bro, how about we go? There are a few pretty girls over there."

"What the hell are you looking at? A bunch of idiots, leisurely waiting until they got to the cafeteria, only to end up eating what I left over." "Now that you mention it, it actually makes sense."

Two boys, whose grades were unknown, talked and quickly walked away.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced over there, though she had been looked down upon. But she didn't seem angry. Why?

Then, in the cafeteria, it was a noisy place with long queues at every window.

Some tables were covered with books, and others with cell phones, all used to reserve seats.

Li Yan led the group to the second floor. There was a window next to the stairs, where they could see the two people from before standing in line, staring in disbelief as they went up.

Jiang Yingzhu understood.

The second floor is like an attic, with a hollowed-out section in the middle that allows you to see the scene below.

However, there's actually nothing to see.

Jiang Yingzhu continued eating her favorite stir-fried pork, enjoying it while complaining.

"How come it's only Monday? There's still so long until New Year's Day. I can't wait!"

She spent the whole morning practicing whistling and has already been able to imitate bird calls.

"You're performing too?" Yu Qingya asked in surprise. "Zhuzhu, what are you performing?"

"whistle."

"ah!!?"

Yu Qingya moved to Bengbu, and the thought of the students, teachers, and leaders from the first, second, and third years of high school sitting in a row watching Jiang Yingzhu whistle made her want to spit out her food.

“Come with us,” Yu Bing added, explaining that she already knew about it that morning.

Yu Qingya asked, "Zhuzhu, you've been standing there for so long just to play that little bit. Aren't you embarrassed?"

"No, it's fun."

Yu Qingya was speechless, and even Yu Bing, who liked to compare herself with others, remained silent at this moment.

After finishing his meal, Li Yan went to check on the renovation progress of the house at the foot of the mountain.

I'm also planning to check out Feiyun Mountain and find an opportunity to lease it out as my own vegetable garden.

Jiang Yingzhu and the others went out shopping.

In the morning, they discovered that a new milk tea shop had opened on the front street, and Jiang Yingzhu dragged everyone to check it out.

Before class in the afternoon, Li Yan returned from Feiyun Mountain and found an extra cup of lemon tea on his desk.

“It’s a real shame you didn’t go at noon,” Mei Mengqian said. “That milk tea shop was having an opening promotion. Lemon tea was only one cent a cup, and original milk tea was 50 cents. They even gave out small cakes when you went in.”

Upon hearing this, Li Yan recalled visiting this milk tea shop in his previous life. On that day, the school toilets were unusually crowded.

No other reason than drinking too much water.

He scanned the milk tea shop with his divine sense and found it to be fairly clean, so he felt reassured and took a sip.

In the first music period of the afternoon, the music teacher showed us a movie starring Liu Yifei and Wang Lihong.

Li Yan thought the song was quite nice; it was called "The Things You Don't Know".

You definitely need to eat and drink something when you go to the movies. Most people in the class didn't have any food, but they drank quite a lot.

Xiao Yaya and the others bought a lot of lemon tea and drank it like water.

I don't want to drink water after just one sip, but I want to drink lemon tea again after one sip.

While drinking, Xiao Yaya commented on the female lead's makeup.

"Liu Yifei is so beautiful, those glasses are perfect! I want to get a pair of silver-rimmed glasses too," said Liang Xueyi, who was behind Xiao Yaya, and then asked Yang Xiong.

"what do you think?"

"Huh?" Yang Xiong scratched his head, his heart pounding. He thought to himself, "Why is he asking me? Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"I think you can give it a try. You have a good foundation, and you won't look any worse than Liu Yifei when you wear glasses."

"Hehe, really? I thought I was just ordinary." Liang Xueyi covered her mouth and laughed, glancing at Hu Die and Xiao Yaya in front of her.

Of the three, Hu Die is the most beautiful, and she also knows how to do makeup.

When girls get together, comparisons are inevitable. Liang Xueyi's decision to have the boys evaluate her instead of Hu Die is tantamount to putting Hu Die down.

Hu Die pales in comparison, so what is Xiao Yaya compared to her?
“You’re not ordinary,” Yang Xiong quickly said. “You have fair skin and you’re smart too.”

Hu Die chuckled and said to Yang Xiong:
"I heard a joke that says if you have nothing else to praise, you can praise someone for being smart."

"Yang Xiong, if you can't speak properly, then speak less. Her boyfriend is watching."

The word "boyfriend" immediately silenced Yang Xiong.

He and Liang Xueyi had been deskmates for a month. He explained problems to her every day, went to her house for tutoring, and went on dates with her, even though they only did homework together.

But through their interactions, Yang Xiong realized that his relationship with Liang Xueyi had changed.

However, she has a boyfriend!
"How can you say that? Yang Xiong is just not good with words. He hasn't offended you. Isn't it inappropriate for you to say that?"

Hu Die immediately started fighting with her, and even dragged Xiao Yaya into it, leaving Yang Xiong no way to get in.

They talked and drank at the same time, and in the blink of an eye, more than half of the ten cups of water had been drunk.

Just as get out of class ended, Liang Xueyi said softly and weakly,

"I won't argue with you,"

She went to the restroom, and Hu Die and Xiao Yaya also went out hand in hand. The three of them went the same way, but did not say a word.

I didn't feel anything during the fight, but now I'm so uncomfortable holding it in, I just want to get to the toilet as soon as possible.

The women's restroom was on the other side of the fourth floor. The three of them had just come down when they suddenly heard a whistle.

"Shhhhhh!"

Upon hearing the sound, Liang Xueyi and the other two instinctively trembled and tensed their legs.

He had been arguing for a whole class and was feeling really frustrated, so he suddenly started swearing.

"Who's whistling here! Are you crazy?!"

"Shut up!"

Jiang Yingzhu was leaning on the railing, watching the two birds fighting in the tree, and casually blowing a tune when she heard this.

"What's wrong with me?"

She was a little confused. Had they done something wrong? These three seemed to be from the same class, so why were they being so fierce?

"No, it's nothing." Liang Xueyi shook her head instinctively when she saw it was her. "We're going to the restroom."

"Oh." Jiang Yingzhu nodded, glanced at their trembling legs, and tilted her head.

"Shhhhhh~"

This time, it's a voice truly etched into my soul.

"Don't!"

Liang Xueyi and the other two trembled, their feet, which had just taken two steps, suddenly stopped, their bodies slightly arched, and they covered their abdomens with their hands.

"Hey!"

Jiang Yingzhu was certain, and immediately started making faces and pouting.

"Shhhhhh!"

"Oh, sis! Stop bragging. We were wrong just now. I'll treat you to snacks tonight."

Hu Die quickly said, clutching her stomach, her legs trembling.

"Alright then." Jiang Yingzhu nodded, shut her mouth, and continued watching the sparrows fight. They were still fighting in such cold weather.

Hu Die and the other two breathed a sigh of relief and headed towards the restroom.

But Jiang Yingzhu wasn't the only one outside Class 8; there were quite a few other people there as well.

They mainly came to listen to the class's top student whistling, and some even tried to imitate her.

"Shh~ Shh~, hey, how do you blow it from here again, Zhuzhu, teach me."

As Gan Tiantian walked out of the office next to Class 8, humming a tune, she saw Jiang Yingzhu at a glance and immediately said...

However, after taking just one step, she suddenly heard a few 'hmm' sounds, both painful and pleasurable, just like the ones she had secretly watched.
Gan Tiantian turned her head away, and the people from Class 8 who were surrounding Jiang Yingzhu also heard the strange trio and turned to look.

At the entrance to the restroom, Hu Die and her two companions stood with their heads down, covering their pants, their faces filled with grief and indignation.

The sharp-eyed Gan Tiantian noticed some dark marks, which looked like they had been wet.
Jiang Yingzhu opened her mouth in astonishment. Luckily, it was winter.

　Correct typos first, then cover them up.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)