I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 179 I'm a decent person
"Ah! Waaaaah, I don't want to live anymore!"

Liang Xueyi completely broke down, feeling the gazes of everyone, as if she were being dragged naked onto the execution platform.

She burst into tears and, before anyone could react, ran towards the railing, attempting to climb over it.

Only then did everyone realize what she was about to do.

"classmate!"

A teacher who had just left the house was shocked, but it was too late.

"Someone jumped!" someone screamed, drawing the attention of everyone in the corridor.

The office of the head of teaching affairs in the adjacent administration building was pushed open.

Liang Xueyi was already climbing onto the corridor railing and was about to fall over.

"boom!"

With a loud thud, Jiang Yingzhu spun around, slapped Liang Xueyi on the chest with both hands, and pushed her away from the railing, causing her to fall down in the corridor.

“I’m saying, if you jump, the whole school will know what happened to you, and maybe even the whole city.”

Jiang Yingzhu shook her hand and said.

Upon hearing this, both Liang Xueyi and Hu Die, who were quite shocked, blushed and paled in turns.

She ignored her classmates and teachers, got up from the ground, rushed into the toilet, and wouldn't come out.

Hu Die and the other two were also like that.

Soon, Li Ping and Zhou Qinqin arrived, along with the Dean of Students and the Principal.

When asked, Jiang Yingzhu said she didn't know.

Gan Tiantian guessed what was going on. She was close by, but no one asked her, so she didn't say anything.

Several female teachers could only go in to persuade and understand the situation. It took them an hour to finally understand what had happened.

He helped the three girls change their clothes, and then, with a strange expression, explained the situation to the principal and other leaders.

"Really."

After listening, Principal Jiang Ting was at a loss for words.

Blame Jiang Yingzhu; she didn't do anything wrong.

She wasn't the one who caused Liang Xueyi and the other two to die.

But you can't blame Gan Tiantian.

She had just come out of the office and had no idea what was happening outside.

Jiang Ting had no intention of holding anyone accountable.

"Never mind, it's over now. Mr. Li Ping, please keep an eye on Liang Xueyi in the future."

He paused for a moment, then said:

"Oh, right, let's add another school rule: whistling near the school toilets is prohibited! This behavior can indeed cause accidents, so the homeroom teacher should pass on the notice."

"In addition, students' mental well-being also needs to be improved. So, after New Year's Day, the head of the teaching department will prepare some activities."

The head of the teaching department felt a pang of anxiety. If these activities weren't handled well, they would just be a vanity project; if they were done well, there would be no benefit.

If it affects students' grades and he gets criticized, he suddenly feels like retiring.

So many things have happened this year!
Oh, after New Year's Day, it'll be next year.

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Liang Xueyi and two others asked for leave during evening self-study.

The homeroom teacher went to a meeting, so Ye Hui sat on the podium and took charge of the self-study session.

A murmur of discussion arose inside the room.

"Have you heard? Someone peed outside the school toilet and then tried to jump in," Zhang Wei whispered.

"Really?" Ma Liang asked in surprise.

"How could it be fake? You heard Li Ping announce the new school rules before."

"I wonder which old man was whistling when everyone else was feeling stifled," Xiao Shuai said, slapping the table with a laugh.

“Yeah, that’s awesome. If it were me, I’d just pee on the teacher’s face.” Zhou Haiyang said from the other side of the aisle.

Li Ping separated him from Liang Xueyi, and now Xuexue looks for Yang Xiong every day but doesn't look for him much anymore.

Zhou Haiyang felt very insecure, even feeling like he had an extra hat on his head.

Ye Daijia, who was behind him, glanced at him.

“I rode on his head.”

"I shot it in his mouth!" said his deskmate, Hu Weiwen.

"No, bro, this is a bit perverted."

Ye Daijia glanced at him, and upon seeing him, she exclaimed in surprise, "Holy crap, you...!"

"Where did you download this from?" Ye Daijia asked, watching him tap away on his phone. With each tap, a layer of clothing on the girl's clothes on the screen disappeared. *Rip rip rip*
"Hehe, you want to play? I'll send it to you, remember to bring your headphones."

Hu Weiwen gave a knowing smile.

"This game is just so-so. I have better ones, the kind with a storyline. Do you want a pure love story or something more exciting?"

"Ahem, I want them all."

Ye Daijia looked around furtively before carefully taking out her apple.

“Apple won’t work; it doesn’t support the system,” Hu Weiwen frowned.

"Then let's go with Xiaomi." Ye Daijia took out another phone.

Cheng Yuan walked past them under the pretext of getting water, observing the situation for the homeroom teacher.

Upon seeing the image on Hu Weiwen's phone, I was immediately stunned!
"No, you two were playing with butter in the classroom."

"What butter?"

"yellow!"

I like oil!

The boys who knew a little about it immediately looked over, while some girls had a knowing look on their faces, pretending not to understand even though they did.

What is butter?

“It’s spread on bread, you can eat it,” Yu Bing said, giving Guo Cailing a disdainful look.

"I have a feeling they're not talking about that," Yu Qingya said, puzzled. "Mengmeng, do you know?"

"I don't know. Li Yan, what do you say?!"

Li Yan's brow twitched. He had been watching the show, but Cheng Yuan was already reporting to Li Ping.

Upon hearing this, he quickly composed himself and said, "What did I say? I don't know. I'm a respectable person."

Mei Mengqian looked suspicious, then went to Baidu to ask how to find out if a guy plays porn.

Then, she looked at Li Yan and asked:
Do you know about the walkthrough for Jin Yong's Heroes X?

She remembered what netizens said: if you know this game, you know about eroge (adult games).

"What is that?" Li Yan asked, looking puzzled but revealing no clue.

"Oh." Mei Mengqian nodded and wrote "wx" on the paper. "Do you know what this is?"

"I use WeChat, but I only have Fetion. WeChat is garbage."

Mei Mengqian glanced at him, too lazy to ask any more questions.

Ma Liang, who was behind him, took a moment to look out of curiosity.

"wx?"

He scratched his head, revealing that he hadn't played many games. Curious, he asked Zhang Wei, "I remember Wei-ge playing adult games and getting caught by his parents."

"Brother Wei, do you know what game this is?"

"Tail tracking, moderate difficulty, has several versions."

"How do you play?"

"You're supposed to play the role of a lewd stalker, following a pretty young girl home, but you can't get caught."

"hiss!"

Zhang Wei glanced at Ma Liang and said, "Don't get excited. First, you need your own computer, and second, you need your own personal space."

"I don't have any."

"So stop playing those eroge games, they're a waste of time and effort. You might as well read a novel. This online game, The Legend of Asura, is pretty good. It's better than Li Yan's writing, and it has erotic content and violence."

"Xiao Shuai, it's not appropriate to say this in front of me."

"Brother Yan, I've ordered all of your books."

Fine, Li Yan will give him some respect.

Ma Liang, on Zhang Wei's recommendation, chose to look for novels, as he did not believe the Asura legend recommended by Zhang Wei.

Since I didn't see Viagra, could it really be a vasectomy?
"Hey Viagra, some netizens recommended 'The Legend of the Imperial Cauldron,' is it good?"

"I advise you not to do it in the classroom."

"What?"

"I'm afraid you won't be able to resist."

Li Yan cultivated his divine sense and secretly observed the teenagers' exploration of the world, finding it quite interesting.

At the same time, he noticed that Yang Xiong, who was a bit agitated because of the butter incident in the class, noticed the conversation between Zhang Wei and Yang Xiong and started searching as well.

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