I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 177 Wedding Night Experience Card

"I don't think so. Teachers should have a meeting on Monday," Yu Bin said.

"how do you know?"

Yu Bin breathed on the pen tip, warmed his other hand on his neck, and responded casually.

"My mom's company is like that; they have to have a meeting every Monday."

"I see. But your mom works really hard, why don't you switch companies?"

"What's there to change? She really enjoys meetings; every time, a whole table of people listens to her speak."

Yu Bin shrugged. "Neither my dad nor I listen to her at home."

Xiao Shuai was speechless, but then he was shocked when he heard what happened next.

"Your dad is so awesome!"

"It's alright, the main problem is that none of us listen to anyone else, so we're having a democratic vote."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang sighed, "I wish my family could be democratic too. Especially when they're beating me, I could have a veto."

"Don't dream of things that can't be achieved." Yu Bin casually quoted a line from his favorite hero, closed his homework, and tossed it aside.
“Ryoko, you got beaten up again during your vacation. If you ask me, you should call the police.”

“I hugged him tightly,” Ma Liang said. “I hugged my dad tightly, but my mom still hit me.”

“Corporal punishment is unacceptable.” Zhang Wei took out a business card. “Use your dad’s phone to make this call, and your mom won’t hit you.”

"what is this?"

Ma Liang looked at the words on the card, as well as the portrait of a scantily clad woman.

"Brother, it's so hot!"

"Damn it, don't read it out loud!" Zhang Wei quickly covered his mouth.

Xiao Shuai immediately leaned over and said, "Wow, Wei Ge, you're not already broken, are you? Won't you be at a disadvantage the first time?"

"Don't talk nonsense, someone gave it to you while you were walking at night."

Zhang Wei blushed a little. Last night, he passed by a roadside where many older women with long legs were standing in the dead of winter.

She greeted him very warmly, but he was shy and ignored her. Then she handed him a card and said she could come to his home or something.

Zhang Wei was so excited yet hesitant that he didn't sleep for most of the night.

After thinking about it all morning, I finally decided to use this card to do good deeds.

It's not because he doesn't have money.

He said he was a student and it was his first time, yet he couldn't even get a free trial.

The first time I opened a pornographic app, I got a free meal at a national chain restaurant.

“Tell me about the night journey,” Yu Bin said.

Zhang Wei coughed and said softly, "Just..."

After listening, Yu Bin and the others chuckled, and then Xiao Shuai looked at Ma Liang.

“Liangzi, I think it’s a good idea. Your dad will be happy. You’re being filial to him. It just so happens that your mom saw it.”

"Isn't this a bit inappropriate?" Ma Liang hesitated.

"What's wrong with that? They started it!"

"I mean, it might give us away, so let's just give the card to my dad directly."

Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai were shocked. It was a blatant conspiracy!
"Ryoko, you're not bad either. I'll have to be a little more careful around you from now on."

Hearing the conversation that followed, Mei Mengqian was a little confused and nudged Li Yan.

"What kind of cards are they talking about?"

"Wedding Night Experience Card"

"The bridal chamber." Mei Mengqian was stunned for a moment, then her face turned bright red, and she punched him lightly. Ye Hui, who was standing next to her, was also speechless; this guy really had no restraint when he spoke.

The three people in the back row, including Yu Bin, also had strange expressions. They wanted to make a few jokes, but hesitated because of Mei Mengqian and Ye Hui.
"Why do you tell me everything!"

"Because I haven't hidden anything from you, Mengmeng."

"You're so funny, you're just teasing me."

Mei Mengqian stopped looking at him and focused on her book. After a while, she turned her head away again.

"You're not allowed to take those cards."

"I definitely don't want to."

Yu Bin and the others whispered their plan to send out cards before class began.

The Chinese class was not changed, and Li Ping taught the text.

During the break between the first and second periods, Ye Hui took two boys to the supermarket downstairs and bought more than forty packaged apples, one for each student in the class. Li Yan didn't want to line up on the playground during the long break, so during the second period, he used some magic.

As his cultivation deepened, making it rain was no difficult task for him.

Not to mention it was supposed to rain today anyway, the sky was gloomy.

He used magic to guide the water accumulated in the clouds, causing it to gather and fall ahead of time.

Wow!
Suddenly, a torrential downpour began.

"Wuhu, no need to listen to that idiot leader's speech!" Lin Yufan was overjoyed, then said to Yu Qingya:
"Come on, Qingya, and Cailing, let's go practice dancing."

"Okay."

Mei Mengqian originally wanted to sleep while listening to the rain, but upon seeing this, she looked at Li Yan.

"Should we practice? Our class monitor hasn't practiced yet, has she?"

Ye Hui also looked over.

"No need, we can practice in the evening."

Li Yan took out a blank sheet of paper, wrote down the keyboard part of the score, and handed it to Ye Hui.

"Squad leader, take a look first."

"it is good."

Li Yan went out to check the rain and estimated it would last for half an hour.

The water will dissipate in about half an hour, and the weather will probably clear up, so it won't affect my bike ride home today.

He went downstairs to the supermarket, learned from Ye Hui's method, and gave each student in the class an apple.

Some people didn't send gifts, but they did send one to Mei Mengqian, and Li Yan still reciprocated.

"Why wasn't it Mengmeng who gave it to you!"

One of the girls said with a grin.

"She fell asleep."

"what!"

Mei Mengqian was quite popular because she used Yu Qingya to conduct famous "toilet diplomacy" among the female group.

After delivering the apples, Li Yan had a few left. He took them to his office, giving one to Qin Bao and one to Li Ping.

Before he even stepped out of the office, Li Ping started bragging to his colleagues.

"Giving apples as Christmas gifts is something only students like. It happens every year, and I can't possibly eat them all."

"Now even the top student in the whole school has been infected! What will happen if they stop studying?!"

The homeroom teacher of Class 3 glanced at his desk and saw that there were only two items, but what he said next...

The homeroom teacher of Class 3 twitched his lips. "You don't care about Li Yan not doing his homework, but you're complaining to me just because I gave him an apple."

He reached for the apple.

"Teacher Li, if you can't finish it, I can do it for you."

"There's no need for that. We can't let the students feel disheartened," Li Ping quickly said.

Zhou Qinqin's office was also moved to the grade group office because she became the homeroom teacher of Class 8.

For some reason, the homeroom teacher of Class 8 was suddenly dismissed.

This forced Zhou Qinqin to re-manage her office relationships.

Teaching was supposed to be just a side job, how did I end up being a homeroom teacher? What bad luck!
My salary didn't increase, but I had a lot more work to do.

The students in Class 8 are a real handful.

Picking up a box of gift-packaged apples from the side, Zhou Qinqin smiled and said:
"Teacher Chen, do you want to eat apples? I have quite a few here, how many would you like?"

"Ahem, Xiao Zhou, I appreciate your kindness, but you don't need the apples; they were all given to you by your students," said Teacher Chen.

"They've all been given to me; I can handle them myself," Zhou Qinqin said, without insisting.

Just then, the bell rang, and Teacher Chen stood up and glanced at Li Ping.

"I'm off to teach your class!"

Chen Fang has a name that sounds very suitable for science, and he does indeed teach science, specifically physics.

Upon entering the classroom, he saw the usual seating arrangement and began the lesson.

Chen Fang was speaking with great enthusiasm when suddenly a "timi" interrupted him.

"Whose phone is this? Stand up!"

(End of this chapter)