I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 121 Are you okay?

Li Yan ultimately decided to leave the advertising work to professionals.

He didn't understand, so he didn't add anything unnecessary.

Let's draw a few talismans for blessings and warding off misfortune, and have Hua Ningxia put them up in the company.

That evening, Li Yan checked the system panel as usual and discovered that the system side quests, which hadn't been active for a long time, had refreshed.

Now that you've established a long-term relationship with your childhood friend Jiang Xianzi from the same village, you overhear some negative comments about her from within the sect. Go and comfort her, which will deepen your positive feelings towards her.

(Reward: Talisman Advancement)

Should I comfort her?

Li Yan scratched his head, thinking that he had been beaten up yesterday.

He glanced at the English teacher sitting on the podium, took out his phone, and sent a QQ message to Jiang Yingzhu.

Yan: Jiangjiang, are you alright?
bamboo:?

Bamboo: You're being ridiculous, stop being so mushy.
Yan: Are you alright?
Bamboo: It's nothing, what are you doing?

Yan: I eat Liuliumei whenever I have nothing to do.

Just as Li Yan finished sending the message, he heard a soft laugh.

He turned his head and, sure enough, saw Mei Mengqian peeking.

Upon being discovered, the little classmate quickly sat up straight and kept his eyes fixed straight ahead.

"Laugh if you want."

"No, I don't like to laugh. Hurry up and reply to Zhuzhu's message," Mei Mengqian said with a straight face.

Li Yan stopped teasing her and looked at his phone.

bamboo:? ? ?

Bamboo: Is it sick?

Yan: My skin is a little itchy, come here and scratch it for me.
Laughter, like the cracking of a hand-cranked engine, came from the side, but Li Yan remained unmoved; it was just a task for his childhood sweetheart.

Bamboo: Panda Slapping Hand.JPG
Yan: We're having barbecue tonight; the three sisters have come up with a new dish.
Bamboo: You're smart to know your place.
So after evening self-study, the three of them ate some barbecue at the Three Sisters Barbecue Restaurant.

Li Yan then had Jiang Yingzhu scratch his head before completing the task.

Back home, he received his mission reward, which, as expected, was advanced calligraphy instruction.

Fortunately, he had studied it before, and with that, he mastered a few easier-to-remember talismans.

Li Yan held the talisman he had just drawn and gently touched it, and a flame immediately ignited.

Advanced talismans mostly possess destructive power, but they are not limited to destruction.

Li Yan drew two advanced versions of the Luck-Gathering Talisman, then put them in a brocade pouch, and also drew a Guardian Talisman on the surface of the pouch before sending it to Hua Ningxia.

A week has passed in the blink of an eye.

With the sports meet just around the corner next week, Liu Ming, as the sports committee member, couldn't sit still any longer.

Taking advantage of the fact that not many people were outside during the long break due to the rain, he quickly went up to the podium and said:
"Everyone, please sign up for the sports meet events. If you're not signing up, I'll just write it down. If you have any objections, go talk to your homeroom teacher."

Liu Ming still had a way; as soon as he said this, the opposing voices in the class immediately weakened.

"I'll sign up for the high jump," Li Yan said.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ming quickly wrote, "Brother Yan, how about another long jump?"

"alright."

"Let's do another track and field event, you're so tall."

"Then it'll be one hundred meters."

"You've already run a hundred meters. Maybe..." Before Liu Ming could finish speaking, Mei Mengqian interrupted him, her voice soft but with a hint of coldness.

"Li Yan, please be polite with me. Why do you keep doing this again and again?"

"Yeah, Liu Ming, you're not trying to target him, are you? You lost in basketball last time, so you want to compete in sports?" Lin Yufan said with a smile.

Liu Ming's face stiffened, because he had been right.

"I'll just ask."

Then he went to ask the others.

"Brother Bin, should we report it or not?"

"I heard there's a bonus?"

"Yes?"

"Then I'll run the 400 meters and do the long jump," Yu Bin said.

Liu Ming nodded, secretly thinking about Yu Bin's performance in PE class, and felt that he was not as good as him.

Suddenly, I felt even more confident that I would be number one in sports in my class.

Ever since he lost face during military training, Liu Ming has felt ashamed.

So in class, he shamelessly asked Yu Bin to sign up for another one.

He felt that this sports meet was his chance to make a name for himself in front of the whole school.

Every single person in the class should be present as a witness, and it would be best if as many people as possible could come.

Yu Bin ignored him and started playing the game, activating Do Not Disturb mode.
So Liu Ming looked at Xiao Shuai,

"I'll participate if there are any lolis (young girls)."

Liu Ming's eye twitched, and he left immediately.

Later, Hu Die couldn't help but say, "Xiao Shuai, can you please stop being so perverted!"

"I'm just checking on the little girl. I'm not going to do anything with her. I'm law-abiding," Xiao Shuai said.

"But you disgust me!"

"You're always pretending to be a green tea bitch, and it's disgusting me!" Xiao Shuai mocked mercilessly.

"You bitch!" Hu Die cursed.

Xiao Shuai chuckled and pointed at her, "She's getting anxious! Look, she's getting anxious."

"Xiao Shuai, how can you talk to your classmate like that? It's so ungentlemanly."

Xiao Yaya spoke up for Hu Die. After Hu Die discovered the bracelet was made of a gold-copper alloy last time, she refused to accept compensation, for which Xiao Yaya was naturally grateful.
Hu Die is a true friend, so of course she had to reciprocate by immediately helping her sister criticize Xiao Shuai.

"What's wrong? You said you like lolis, so you're allowed to say it, but we're not allowed to look down on you?" Hearing this, Xiao Shuai scoffed, "You all look down on me, so what if I talk back?"

The three began a debate, with Xiao Shuai holding his own against the other two until the school bell rang.

The students then realized what had happened and applauded enthusiastically. It was truly an exceptionally enjoyable crosstalk performance.

Zhou Qinqin was pleasantly surprised as she walked in from outside the classroom.

"Wow, you're so welcoming?"

"Yes, teacher, you're beautiful."

Ye Daijia egged him on. More than a week into the new month, he had made no progress with the class monitor and had now set his sights on the English teacher.

"Qin Bao is so cute~" Li Yan said jokingly on a whim.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Qinqin was taken aback, and then glared at Li Yan.

She checked the author's backend in the morning and saw a comment that was about the essay topic she had posted last time.

I have a feeling that this guy isn't praising himself, but rather implying something.

"Yes, the class representative is right."

Once Li Yan took the lead, the people around him immediately followed suit.

Ye Daijia opened his mouth, feeling as if he had already been born, so why was he not the one to say such an intimate term of address first?

Because he was suspected of making insinuations about the teacher, Li Yan became the teaching assistant for this class.

Li Yan felt that she was completely oblivious to his good intentions.

I was thinking of recommending Qinbao's books to my class when I got back, so I put them in the class group chat where the teacher is.

He was moved by his own actions, risking being scolded by his homeroom teacher to help the English teacher push books. It was so touching!
The remaining two classes in the morning were in English. At lunchtime, Li Yan took out his phone and sent a message.

Mei Mengqian felt her phone vibrate and opened the class group chat.

[Student representative Li Yan shared a book]

Yu Bing: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
Xiao Shuai: Did you send this to the wrong group?
Ma Liang: 6
Ye Hui:
Ye Hui: What book is this?
Zhou Qinqin: It's best if everyone avoids reading online novels. Li Yan's account might have been hacked. Class teacher, please ban him. @ClassTeacherLiPing

To force someone to type such a long string of words on QQ all at once, you can imagine how urgent their situation must be.
Li Yan usually doesn't reply to messages that are this long, essay-like.

But this time it won't work.

Li Yan: My book wasn't stolen, it's just that it has too many grammatical errors and typos, and the writing style is like a primary school student's. I'm sharing it with everyone for fun.

Yu Qingya: Just like Yu Bing, that's not bad.

Yu Bing: It wasn't me! It really was a primary school student!!

Zhou Qinqin sat in her office, the spoon in her mouth almost deformed from biting it.

I subconsciously typed, "This book is so good, how could the writing be so childish?"

Absolutely terrible reviews!

Mute! Mute is mandatory!

After searching for a long time, Zhou Qinqin finally succeeded in starting a complete mute.

The next moment, the group owner, Li Ping, lifted the ban on all members from speaking.

Li Ping: @English teacher Zhou Qinqin, Teacher Zhou, Li Yan's point is valid. This kind of book is worth analyzing as a negative example. Let them discuss it; I'll take a look too, I'm just killing time anyway.
Zhou Qinqin's eyes widened instantly, wishing she could rush into the Chinese language office and twist the skull off that Li Ping from Zhongdeng.

If you're bored, you can go upstairs and play mahjong with the principal. Don't come here and ruin my life!
After being angry for a while, Zhou Qinqin saw the girls in her class starting to praise her book, and she immediately stopped being angry.

However, she was also puzzled as to when Li Yan discovered her identity as a writer.

Did someone see you secretly typing during evening self-study?

Is this guy going to use this to threaten her?

Zhou Qinqin already had that image in her mind.

'Teacher Zhou, you didn't want everything you wrote to become known, did you?'

Just as she was lost in her paranoia, Li Yan, who had successfully avenged himself and had seen some fun, was in a great mood and decided to treat his childhood sweetheart and classmate to milk tea.

“No way! According to the rules, we take turns. You’ve already treated us to dinner today, so it’s my turn to treat you to milk tea.” Mei Mengqian disagreed, and Jiang Yingzhu sided with her friend.

The two women weren't short of money. While they wouldn't say they split everything with Li Yan, they wouldn't let him pay for every meal either.

Therefore, there is a spontaneous rotation mechanism among the three.

“Go ahead and buy it. I’ll buy it again. I’m in a good mood today,” Li Yan said.

Mei Mengqian had no choice but to replace her milk tea with egg tarts.

After buying milk tea, Mei Mengqian and Xiao Qingmei went to the classroom for a nap.

Li Yan bought an extra portion and delivered it to Hua Junshu before climbing the second-year high school building alone.

But I didn't see her.

Then his divine sense swept out and soon saw Hua Junshu at a corner of the campus.

It's not far from the women's restroom, near the administration building, and the lighting isn't very good; the corridor is dim.

At this moment, the three girls surrounded Hua Junshu in a corner by the sink outside the restroom.

"Hey, talented girl, why aren't you running this time? You were pretty fast last time, weren't you?" A girl with purplish-red hair blocked the exit and said, arms crossed.

"What do you want to do?" Hua Junshu's cold expression remained unchanged as he secretly reached for the mop behind his back.

From the side, a tall girl wearing a silver earring kicked over a mop.

"Stop your dirty tricks and stay away from the class monitor, you hear me?!"

On the other side, a girl with her face covered in makeup flashed a wicked glint in her eyes and reached out to grab Hua Junshu's hair.

"That's right, you bastard with no parents, don't think you're so great just because you got good grades!"

A slight chill ran down Li Yan's spine as he scanned a boy standing not far away with his divine sense, finding the situation both absurd and laughable.

Seeing that a fight was about to break out, the other party stopped hiding and rushed over.

Li Yan passed by and slapped the other person hard on the shoulder, making him stumble and fall to the ground.

He walked over to the four girls in a few steps and said calmly:

"Stop! The principal is here!"

(End of this chapter)