I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 122 Senior, is all you can say "okay"?

"Who are you trying to scare?!" the purple-haired girl retorted dismissively, turning to look at Li Yan.

"Hey, where did this pretty boy come from? This is none of your business!"

“When I said the principal was here, he was here.”

Upon hearing this, the purple-haired girl said disdainfully, "That old bastard would come here at this time? What a joke! If he dares to come, tomorrow the campus forum will be full of people saying he assaulted a girl. If he dares to come, I'll eat shit!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an invisible stream of light flew out of Li Yan's hand and entered the purple-haired girl's body.

Immediately afterward, Principal Jiang Ting walked over from the corner staircase of the administration building.

His face was gloomy, but he relaxed a little when he saw Li Yan, and nodded slightly.

"I received a report from Li Yan that some people were causing trouble and bullying classmates here. I didn't believe it at first, but it seems that I can't lie about it now."

Jiang Ting glanced at the three girls with disgust and said sternly:
"Having students like you at No. 6 High School is a disgrace to the school!"

The three girls all curled their lip indifferently, and the purple-haired girl in the lead said:
"Principal, we didn't do anything. We just bumped into each other and chatted by the restroom."

"Yes, Principal." The other girls echoed, glaring at Hua Junshu with menacing looks, and some even secretly plotted to take action.

Li Yan kicked several people over and pulled the senior to a safe area outside.

Jiang Ting stared blankly, feeling a great deal of relief from the tightness in his chest, but then he realized this wasn't right. He hesitated, then finally sighed.

"You dare hit me! You're finished!" the purple-haired girl said angrily.

"Didn't you say you'd eat shit if the principal dared to come? We can begin now," Li Yan said.

"Idiot, I could also say your whole family is dead!"

Li Yan's eyes turned cold. Such foul language immediately calmed his initial hesitation. He crushed the other contract talisman in his pocket.

In an instant, a black spiritual energy entered the purple-haired girl's body without anyone noticing.

Then, the purple-haired girl suddenly widened her eyes, turned around, and rushed into the girls' restroom.

Jiang Ting's expression hardened. Did he think that escaping into the toilet would solve everything?

"Li Yan, go find a few female teachers."

The two companions were also taken aback.

In the distance, the squad leader of Class 8, who had gotten up from the ground and was watching the commotion, said:

"How foolish of you! How could you go into the toilet!"

Before anyone could react, a sharp scream erupted from the restroom as soon as he finished speaking.

An ordinary-looking girl ran out of the restroom, looking panicked, her pants not even properly pulled up.

Upon seeing Jiang Ting at the door, she felt as if she had seen a savior.

"Principal, there's a lunatic, a pervert in the toilet! I was using the toilet when she rushed in, picked me up, and then... she ate me! She even touched my butt! Ugh!!!"

After saying that, she couldn't stand the scene and immediately vomited.

The two female thugs were completely stunned. Was their boss really that powerful? Did she keep her word?
Is this some new way to escape?

Even Hua Junshu's usually aloof face couldn't maintain its composure at this moment.

I feel like laughing but also disgusted, I feel like vomiting but also feel pleasure.

The campus of No. 6 Middle School is quite large, and it is not lacking in students who are involved in the underworld. Hua Junshu had seen those three girls bullying people.

They were even threatened.

But they never dared to cause me trouble before, I don't know why they did it today.

I didn't expect him to have a mental illness.

Jiang Ting's face darkened, and he looked at the two female thugs, "Go in and bring her out."

"No, the boss is crazy. What if she gets it on me?"

"That's right, I won't go either!"

Jiang Ting was a bit overwhelmed, and eventually called security guards, who apprehended all three girls.

If eating feces can absolve you of responsibility, then toilets wouldn't need flush toilets, right?
However, to avoid any problems from eating it, Jiang Ting first called an ambulance and took the purple-haired girl to the hospital.

Then he led the remaining two female thugs into the office.

Li Yan followed along with Hua Junshu. Jiang Ting glanced at him but didn't chase them away.

"Tell me honestly, what have you all done?"

"I didn't do anything!" said the girl with the silver earring.

Just as her companion was about to agree, Li Yan, standing to the side, quietly activated the talisman in his hand.

'Truth Talisman!'

In an instant, the tall girl launched into a long, rambling speech:

"The squad leader of Class 8 asked us to rehearse a hero saving the beauty scene. We just happened to dislike this guy. He's always showing off like a bitch, so we decided to teach him a lesson."

After saying that, she covered her mouth, looking panicked, then quickly realized what she had said and immediately replied:

"Principal, I've told you the truth. I still want to study. Please, please don't expel me!"

Someone from the previous class was expelled because of 8 students, and she didn't want to become a negative example for the next class.

Upon hearing this, the girl with the silver earring's expression changed drastically, and she echoed:

“Principal, I also confess that I know more.”

Not long after, Li Yan returned to the classroom with Hua Junshu and called the class monitor of Class 8, a handsome young man dressed in designer brands, to his office.

"Senior, are you okay?"

"I'm fine." Hua Junshu shook his head. "Thank you for your help this time."

"You're welcome. You'll be fine even without my senior."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, shook his head again, and disagreed with him.

“It’s different; I will be deceived.”

Li Yan waved his hand, not wanting to discuss the matter further.

"Class is about to start, senior, I have to go now."

"it is good."

"The milk tea on your table is from me, don't throw it away."

"it is good."

"If you're too shy to drink, treat me to a late-night snack after school." "Okay."

Li Yan scratched his head, suddenly feeling a bit cheeky, and said:

"Senior, is all you can say 'okay'?"

"Ok."

Li Yan was speechless when he met her aloof face.

Suddenly, Hua Junshu's jade-like face twitched slightly. The corners of his mouth curved up, and fine lines appeared at the corners of his eyes, like peach blossoms about to bloom in March. His willow-leaf eyebrows curved even more, and his eyelashes cast butterfly-wing-like shadows under his eyes, making his eyes seem like snow melting in a spring stream as they moved.

Li Yan's eyes narrowed, and he suddenly wanted to look around more. Anyway, it didn't matter whether he attended the first Chinese class in the afternoon or not.

After standing there for five minutes, even after the preparatory bell rang, Hua Junshu still hadn't seen him leave. He couldn't continue pretending he didn't know the man was watching him, so he said:
"Aren't you leaving yet?"

"Let's enjoy the scenery, no rush."

Hua Junshu pursed his lips, feeling somewhat unfamiliar with his current emotions, and for some reason, he felt like leaving first.

Doing what she wants has always been her personality, so she said:
"Then take your time looking at it, I'm leaving now."

"If the scenery is gone, how can you still enjoy it?"

Hua Junshu paused slightly, then moved away even faster.

Back in the classroom, after sitting down in her seat, she subconsciously took a sip of her milk tea.

Just then, her deskmate suddenly asked, "Shushu, why is your face red?"

Slightly stunned, Hua Junshu thought for a moment.

"It's hot!"

My deskmate felt the same way; she must have rushed back.

The next day during the long break, the radio station crackled to life, followed by a loud, solemn voice that echoed throughout the campus.

"Yesterday at noon, at the instigation of Yang from Class 8 of Grade 11, Wang and Liu from Class 3 of Grade 11, together with Sun from Class 8 of Grade 11, bullied Hua Junshu in the girls' restroom on the fourth floor, and spoke rudely and rudely to the principal!"

Sun even attempted to evade responsibility and punishment by engaging in self-harm by eating feces.

Now, after deliberation, the school has decided to issue a school-wide reprimand to Yang, Wang, and Liu, and place them on probation.
Sun has been suspended from school; all students should take this as a warning.

On the playground, the students of Class 1, who were preparing for their physical education class, picked at their ears and showed expressions of shock.

"Did I hear that right? That guy Sun ate shit?!"

Ma Liang looked shocked, and next to him, Yu Bin and Xiao Shuai also looked like they couldn't believe their ears.

"Yes, Brother Ma."

Zhang Wei affirmed, then looked around and, seeing the doubt on everyone's faces, said...

"Look at Tieba. Someone posted a complaint."

She was taking a dump in the toilet when a purple-haired girl rushed in, went into her stall, grabbed her, and... well, you know.

"Hold the grass!"

"Hold the grass!!"

A chorus of squeezing grass filled the air; the grass on the playground was almost completely squeezing out.

Zhang Wei said in a low voice, "I heard it, I just heard it, that girl offended Li Yan."

"Huh?" Ma Liang asked, puzzled. "What does this have to do with Brother Yan?!"

"It seems that the girl who was bullied is Yan-ge's friend," Zhang Wei said.

“But even so, Li Yan can’t just eat whatever others say, right?” Liu Ming questioned.

Zhang Wei glanced at him and shook his head. "No, it's about the announcement. Don't you know? My brother Yan's childhood sweetheart is our principal."

"Didn't you hear in the announcement that the principal was there at the time?!"

Everyone then realized what was happening, and Ma Liang felt a little envious.

"Yan-ge's childhood sweetheart is so nice. She's beautiful, cheerful, and approachable, and her family is quite well-off."

"Don't even think about it. I'll hit you in the face with a meter-long baton, believe it or not!" Xiao Shuai said calmly.

“Uh…” Ma Liang nodded, recalling Jiang Yingzhu’s unparalleled ferocity on the day she attained enlightenment.

He knew what it felt like to be beaten, so he was even more afraid.

At this moment, Yu Bin peeked out and looked at Li Yan, who was sitting by the flower bed chatting with Mei Mengqian.

"But it seems that my brother Yan and his deskmate have a good relationship too."

"There's also a senior from the second year of high school, Hua Junshu, who was the one who was praised in the math competition."

Everyone immediately recalled that peerless figure, as cold as an iceberg.

"Wow, that's three now. He's also on good terms with the girls in the class. Yu Bing, the class monitor, Lin Yufan, and Yu Qingya all sit around him."

The boys chatted amongst themselves, but then they all fell silent.

"Damn it!"

Someone said something, and everyone echoed it.

"What day is it on campus?"

"He'll get stabbed!"

Warm wishes always touch people's hearts so deeply, but Li Yan pretended not to hear them.

He's not a bad person, yet he has to control everything others say. If that's the case, he should be hung on the wall and renamed "Big Brother".

"So that's how it is, senior, that was close."

Standing by the flower bed, Mei Mengqian listened to Li Yan's story and sighed.

As a girl herself, she knew how much malice girls could harbor.

Generally, students with good grades in school are not affected by these things, but there are always exceptions, such as some people who are not smart enough.

"Fortunately, the senior actually had a knife on her."

Li Yan recalled the murder weapon he had seen when he scanned it with his divine sense.

The proper kind, a utility knife.

Those three thugs had nothing but long fingernails and a lighter.

He didn't even have any coins; if danger really struck, he doubted it would be anyone who would scream.

(End of this chapter)