I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 120 I'll show it to you when you grow up.
"What are you filming for? Do you want to get beaten up?"

Jiang Yingzhu looked at Li Yan's camera, which was almost pointing at her face, and said indignantly.

"Zhuzhu, I'm doing this for your own good." Li Yan stood to the side of Jiang Yingzhu, his phone directly in front of her face, faithfully recording her every expression.

"Besides, I've blocked a lot of paparazzi from taking pictures of you. Do you want to be photographed by me alone, or by everyone?"

“Yes, Zhuzhu, I blocked it for you too, it was for your own good,” Mei Mengqian said from the other side, also holding a phone.

“Me, me, me too!” Yu Bing said from behind.

Jiang Yingzhu's face turned bright red, whether from embarrassment or anger, it was hard to tell.

"You just wait, don't let me catch you!"

"And those who instigate, he can't let them get away with that either!"

Li Yan revealed a playful smile, "Don't be shy. I'll show it to you when you grow up, then you can be shy."

"Cough!" Upon hearing this, even the professionally trained firefighters couldn't help but want to laugh and quickly covered it up with a cough.

The teacher, surrounded by a group of students, laughed without hesitation.

"Li Yan, use the 'douyin' sound, and I'll give you a thumbs up!" Gan Tiantian shouted.

"This lousy little station!" said the squad leader of Class 8.

"It is Jiang Yingzhu's good fortune to have you."

"Li Yan, I'll kill you!!" Jiang Yingzhu's eyes widened, and she swung her free hand and foot, wanting to punch Li Yan.

But with one hand and one foot still inside the bracelet, she immediately lost her balance.

Li Yan stepped forward, supporting her with one hand so she could hit the target, while continuing to record with the other.

"Stop shooting!"

"I do not!"

"Whoever takes this picture is a puppy."

"I won't!"

"If you take another picture, it's my son!"

“It’s okay. From now on, you can call me Dad, and I’ll call you Dad. We’ll address each other as our own.”

Upon seeing this, the firefighters in front, as well as the students and teachers around, suddenly found themselves unable to laugh.

Jiang Yingzhu, why did you just punch him? Why didn't you grab his phone? You just talked the talk.

Li Yan, didn't you say you didn't want to get hit? Why are you standing so close? Jiang Yingzhu is already sitting up straight, why are you still holding her?

The two continued bickering, with Gan Tiantian and English teacher Zhou Qinqin both wearing maternal smiles.

The students in Class 8 let out a burp.

Wait, why are you suddenly feeding me dog food? That was so unexpected!
Beside her, Mei Mengqian looked at her phone, which was recording a video, and pouted at the intimate scene between the two on the screen.

He raised his hand, zoomed in on Jiang Yingzhu's face, and focused on taking a picture of her!
"Let me tell you, don't laugh at me, try it yourself, you'll definitely get trapped by the bracelet too!"

"Heh, what a cheap trick! You think I'd fall for it?!"

As soon as Li Yan finished speaking, Yu Bing, whose fighting spirit had been ignited, was startled and looked at Jiang Yingzhu warily.

"That's right! We're all smart people, we won't fall for it."

Jiang Yingzhu sighed. Oh well, she'd already seen it anyway.

Firefighters quickly rescued Jiang Yingzhu, and evening self-study was almost over.

"School's out, let's go to the Three Sisters' place and get some grilled pig brains to help nourish your brain."

Jiang Yingzhu was taken aback, and said with a puzzled look on her face:

"What do you mean?"

“Stupid, that means you’re not smart enough. Xiao Yaya has already fallen for it once, and you still managed to be fooled,” Yu Bing said.

"What did I fall for?" Jiang Yingzhu remained bewildered, seemingly having no idea what she was talking about.

"I've been in evening self-study class the whole time. You guys came looking for me as soon as get out of class ended. Let's go get some late-night snacks!"

Yu Bing looked at her with suspicion, observed her for a long time, and then pointed at Jiang Yingzhu and said to Li Yan:
"Did she become mentally impaired from the shock?"

Mei Mengqian was also puzzled by this. Zhu Zhu didn't seem like that kind of person; it would be more like her.

Li Yan shrugged. "She's forgotten what happened earlier."

"You can do that?!" This shocked elementary school students for a whole year.

"Of course, but I can still remember. Watch my Great Memory Recovery Technique."

Li Yan took out his phone, opened the play button, and placed the video he had just recorded in front of Jiang Yingzhu.
Instantly, her pupils dilated and her face trembled.

"Ah! I'll kill you!!"

Li Yan automatically ignored her shrewish roar, raised his hand high, and immediately avoided Jiang Yingzhu's follow-up grab.

Take a step back to avoid the attack.

Accurately predict every move the little green plum makes.

In a fit of anger, Jiang Yingzhu ordered ten servings of stinky tofu, which Li Yan liked, outside the school and shared them with Mei Mengqian.

As for the roasted pig brains, we fed them to the dog!

The night went by quickly.

The following day, Wednesday.

After finishing breakfast in the cafeteria, Li Yan and his two companions walked towards the teaching building. On the way, they could faintly hear the discussions among their classmates.

"I heard that two outstanding students emerged from the first year of high school during evening self-study yesterday?"

"It seems so, one from Class 8 and one from Class 1, I heard there are some..."

Jiang Yingzhu's originally high spirits immediately collapsed.

Damn! How did it become a campus legend?

Li Yan and Mei Mengqian suppressed their laughter and didn't try to provoke her again.

But Jiang Yingzhu was already furious and shouted.

"Li Yan, I want to drink milk tea."

"purchase!"

"I want to eat spicy strips."

"purchase!"

"I want to eat grilled sausage too!"

"I'll buy it too." Jiang Yingzhu's eyes darted around. "I want it."

Before she could finish speaking, Li Yan pulled out a disposable bowl from somewhere and shoved it into her hand.

"Take it, go ahead."

She instinctively reached out to catch it, and then, upon hearing Mei Mengqian's uncontrollable laughter, she instantly realized what was happening.

"Hey! You're the beggar, stop right there!"

Li Yan was the first to return to the classroom, speeding back and forth, his clothes slightly dirty.

Soon after, Mei Mengqian arrived, carrying grilled sausages and a bag of snacks.

Back in her seat, she shared half of her snacks with Li Yan.

"Oh, Mengmeng is still the best."

"Hmph! Zhuzhu said not to run after school." Mei Mengqian said, taking out a fresh orange juice and handing it to him.

Li Yan casually unscrewed it for her, saying at the same time:
"I definitely won't run. I always walk home from school."

Mei Mengqian rolled her eyes and took a sip of her orange juice.

During morning self-study, Li Ping came to check if anyone was late.

As soon as they entered, they arrested Hu Weiwen, who was fast asleep.

As a warning to others, the classroom was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

"No way, a big one already?" Lin Yufan muttered from the front row.

“It must be menopause,” Yu Qingya said.

Li Ping walked up from behind, and the two immediately fell silent.

Standing on the podium, Li Ping scanned the quiet classroom and nodded in satisfaction.

Class monitor Ye Hui stood up and reported, "Teacher, Xiao Yaya is not here, but all the other students are here."

"Okay, Xiao Yaya has asked for leave."

Upon hearing this, a strange atmosphere immediately filled the air.

Then Li Ping said, "I'd like to inform you of three things."

"First, the school's latest regulations state that students must look like students and are not allowed to wear accessories such as bracelets or anklets."

Upon hearing this, some people couldn't help but laugh. Li Yan also twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking to himself, "Poor Principal Jiang Ting, you've really gone to great lengths."

Li Ping patted the table, signaling for quiet.

"Don't laugh, everyone. I'm telling you, this kind of accident happens the most often, and we must take precautions against it."

"Next, I'll talk about the second thing. At the end of this month, we will have a joint midterm exam with No. 3 Middle School, No. 4 Middle School, and No. 7 Middle School."

Upon hearing this, everyone fell even quieter, a sense of pressure washing over them.

"Although this joint exam only covers a portion of the middle schools, it's enough to show your level among students citywide! Prepare well!"

take an exam!

Just those two words are enough to put pressure on many people in the class, not to mention the joint exam.

Behind him, even though the exam hadn't started yet, Ma Liang felt a pain all over his body.

"Students who rank high in this major exam will receive a prize from the school. Good luck everyone!"

Perhaps seeing the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly become too oppressive, Li Ping added a sentence.

But most people remain worried.

Behind Li Yan, Yu Bin's eyes lit up.

"Teacher, how much is the prize money?"

"The first place gets 800, the second 500, the third 200, and the top ten all receive a basic reward of 100 yuan."

Yu Bin's eyes lit up slightly; he was starting to get interested.

Xiao Shuai noticed his mood and couldn't help but say, "Brother Bin, it might be a bit difficult for you to get the bonus."

"Give it a try," Yu Bin said nonchalantly. "I've got my eye on a game lately, but I'm short on money to buy it."

Many people were excited to hear about the large prize money and were eager to try their luck, just in case they could win.

Li Ping once again quelled the commotion inside the room and continued:
"There's one more thing. The school sports meet will be held in the middle of the month. Everyone, please make preparations. The sports committee member should handle the registration."

“Okay, teacher.” Liu Ming stood up and said, a little excited. After so long, it was finally his turn.

Upon hearing about the sports meet, everyone temporarily forgot about the midterm exams at the end of the month and instead looked forward to discussing the school sports meet.

"Li Yan, you're so good at basketball, what sport do you want to participate in?" Yu Qingya turned around and asked.

"Just choose any one; participation is what matters," Li Yan said.

"That's true, but I think you should sign up for the high jump."

Mei Mengqian nodded in agreement.

"Yes, you have a great jumping ability."

Upon hearing this, Li Yan looked at her and asked, "Do you want to watch? If you do, I'll sign up for the high jump."

"I want to see it." Mei Mengqian nodded. "Then will you dance?"

"Just wait and see."

Li Yan chuckled softly. His deskmate pursed his lips, ignored him, and started memorizing vocabulary.

During lunch, Li Yan received a call from Hua Ningxia.

"The cosmetics qualification has been registered? Great, you can start selling them now, no need to worry about running out of stock."

"By the way, Sister Xiaxia, please clarify the function. The key is to cure acne. As for the others, they are all hidden abilities, meant to guide customers to discover them on their own."

Li Yan felt that she was moving quite fast. Now that the beauty serum was gradually getting on track, he shouldn't need to worry too much about funding in the future.

However, even the best wine needs advertising these days, so some promotion is still necessary.

With that in mind, he picked up his Douyin music career again, which he had put aside for a while, and logged into his account.

He posted a video at school, sang two songs, and gained some followers on his account.

Someone commented as soon as I posted it.

[Yo-ho! The missing person has returned!]

[It's changed again. Wasn't this supposed to be a blogger's account for sculpting? How did it become a music category?]

Li Yan replied with a pen refill, saying that he had indeed made a few videos of himself getting addicted to carving recently.

The response has been good; many people want to buy the same carving knife as him, finding it very fast!
(End of this chapter)