I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 119 Jiang Yingzhu is like this

"What are you doing?"

Li Yan walked back to his seat, placed his lunch on the table, and leaned over to look. He saw lines of poetry written on the draft paper.

“We’re playing a game of ‘Flying Flowers’!” Yu Bing said, raising her hand.

Upon hearing this, Li Yan glanced at the content of the first season of the Chinese Poetry Competition on the projector screen and nodded.

"Mengmeng, dinner's ready."

"Okay, Bingbing. Let's continue after we finish eating."

"Okay."

With nothing else to do, Li Yan also looked at the projection.

He remembered that the poetry competition would become a hit the following year, 17.

Li Yan had considered participating back then.

After dinner, Mei Mengqian started playing with Yu Bing again.

So Li Yan turned to watch them play. He was really bored at noon, and some other classmates had gathered around.

They didn't have a large repertoire of poetry, so they didn't strictly follow the rules of the "Flying Flower Order" game; as long as the poem contained that word, it was fine.

“Let’s try again, this time we’ll fly the character ‘flower’,” Yu Bing suggested.

"Okay." Mei Mengqian nodded with a smile.

After seven or eight rounds, Yu Bing was once again in a predicament. Her mind went blank, and she scratched her head in frustration.

“Fill in ‘When will the spring flowers and autumn moon end?’” Lin Yufan reminded her from the side.

"It's already written."

“Then it says ‘Flowers will bloom again,’” Guo Cailing said.

“I’ve already written it.” Yu Bing said with a bitter face.

So what started as a problem for her alone evolved into a group of people racking their brains together.

Yu Qingya said, "Bingbing, you should just admit defeat. Mengmeng and I will take over."

"Ok."

Yu Qingya had a larger reserve of poetry, and she used the character "spring" more than twenty times before she started to struggle.

With fewer people around, I joined my classmates in playing the "Flying Flower Order" game, regardless of who I was.

"Actually, there's a technique to the Flying Flower Order game."

Seeing that they were having a good time, Li Yan spoke up.

The people around immediately looked over.

"Everyone knows roughly the same classical poems, so you can write down the common ones first and save the less common ones for later use."

"Yeah! That's how Yu Qingya does it, she's so cunning!"

Yu Bing's eyes lit up as if she had found a treasure, but she quickly discovered a problem.

"But it's not common, and I don't know how to do it either."

"Because of the food, skill cannot make up for it."

Yu Qingya said slowly, "Just like height, it won't actually increase just because you wear height-increasing shoes."

Upon hearing this, Yu Bing clenched her fists in anger. That wretched Yu Qingya, she'd punish her by making her listen to her rambling nonsense for a week!
After the autumnal equinox, one can clearly feel the decrease in daylight and the increase in darkness.

The trees in the small square are almost bare, so the students on duty probably won't have to worry about the leaves anymore.

Sweeping leaves every day didn't make me a martial arts master.

Li Yan carried the trash can back to the classroom, put it down, nodded to the math teacher on the podium, and walked to his seat.

Mei Mengqian immediately stood up and made room for him.

Li Yan brushed past her, and could smell the fragrance of the young girl's hair.

After sitting down, he yawned. The first evening study session of November was still boring.

Feeling bored, Li Yan decided to admire his deskmate.

Mei Mengqian felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, so she immediately tossed her hair to cover her face.
"cut."

Li Yan pursed his lips, cleared his mind, and cultivated his divine sense.

Just then, his arm was poked.

Ye Hui, the class monitor whose presence is sometimes high and sometimes low, brought over a math problem.

"Li Yan, how do you do this problem?"

"It's simple, you ask first."

Li Yan was multitasking, explaining the problem to Ye Hui while simultaneously using his spiritual sense to observe the classroom.

Beside her, her deskmate pouted and pinched the Doraemon on her keychain with some dissatisfaction.

Li Yan felt that she could learn needlework and sew her birth date and time onto it if she had the time.

In the back corner, Hu Die was showing off a gold bracelet to her best friend and deskmate, Xiao Yaya.

"Ya Ya, look, the boy who was pursuing me bought this for me. It cost five thousand yuan, which is an iPhone."

"what?!"

In Xiao Yaya's opinion, she was actually much prettier than Hu Die, especially her eyes, which had a Western-like three-dimensionality. She was on par with Lin Yufan and Yu Qingya in the class. Upon hearing this, jealousy immediately appeared in her eyes.

She believed that her looks were comparable to those of the class monitor, Ye Hui.

Ye Hui is prettier than her, but she wears high-end clothes and expensive jewelry.

If she also had an expensive, high-end piece of jewelry, she would definitely surpass Ye Hui!

But now she doesn't have it, but her friend does!
Xiao Yaya questioned, "Is it true?"

“Of course it’s true,” Hu Die said, taking out a lighter.

"True gold fears no fire; I'll burn it for you to see."

“Okay.” Xiao Yaya did not stop her.

As the flames rose, the gold bracelet shone even brighter in the firelight.

She quickly said, "Diedie, don't burn it. I believe it's true."

"Of course, that guy is love-struck, he wouldn't try to fool me with a fake," Hu Die said.

"Then, Butterfly, are you going to say yes?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Die immediately shook her head, "How could that be? He's just my brother. What's wrong with a brother buying his sister a gold bracelet?"

"What would it take for you to agree?"

Hu Die smiled dismissively. "How could I possibly agree? He's just a little rich and uneducated. My future boyfriend has to be a tall, rich, and handsome guy."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yaya agreed:
"Butterfly, you're so pretty, you can definitely do it!" "Hehe, Ya Ya, you definitely can too!"

"Diedie, could I borrow your gold bracelet for a moment? I want to post it on my WeChat Moments, please!"

Hu Die hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Alright then, be careful, don't put your hands or feet in!"

Xiao Yaya was overjoyed and nodded. Looking at the shimmering gold bracelet, she was a little puzzled. Could you even put your foot in there?
So after taking the photo, driven by curiosity, Xiao Yaya lifted one of her little feet.

A few seconds later, Hu Die patted her, "Ya Ya, you're not done taking pictures yet."

Because she had to turn her back to the teacher, Xiao Yaya was turning her back to the side while fiddling with things, so Hu Die couldn't see what she was doing.

"The filming is over."

"Then give it back to me now!"

"But I can't take the gold bracelet off, Die Die, what should I do? Am I going to be crippled?"

Xiao Yaya's voice was slightly panicked. She turned around and saw that one of her hands and one of her feet were trapped in a gold bracelet, her whole body bent over like a shrimp.

"What do we do now?!"

Hu Die, who had been glaring angrily at her words, suddenly widened her eyes and exclaimed in surprise.

In the front row, Ma Liang, who had been speechless at Hu Die's outrageous remarks, burst into laughter upon seeing this scene.

"Hilarious! She can't even wear a bracelet properly, and she wants to marry a rich and handsome guy? Even a pig would reject her!"

"You!!" Hu Die was already anxious, and Ma Liang's mockery only made her blush even more.

"Who do you think you are? Even a pig wouldn't marry you. Your parents look down on you and abuse you. You still want a girlfriend?"

Hu Die's voice was not quiet, and it was quite sharp, so everyone in the classroom could hear it.

Instantly, many students, including math teacher Zhao Ziwei, looked over.

Ma Liang felt a burning sensation on his face, as if he had been stripped naked.

Just then, Yu Bin slowly put away his phone and said:

"I don't know if he has a girlfriend, but you definitely won't find a rich and handsome guy like him."

Upon hearing this, Hu Die was about to angrily berate Yu Bin when Zhao Ziwei on the podium suddenly slammed her hand on the table.

"What's all the noise about? If you want to argue, come to my office! What are you yelling about?!"

Although Zhao Ziwei is petite, she has been teaching for many years and has the authority of a teacher.

This outburst of power immediately silenced the classroom.
Just then, a panicked cry rang out.

"Teacher, my hand!"

Xiao Yaya asked for help in shame.

Everyone looked over and saw that her hands and feet were bound in a bracelet, in a strange posture, and their eyes widened in surprise.

"Pfft!"

I don't know who laughed first, but then the whole class started laughing.

"Hahaha, how did you do that? Genius!"

“Ma Liang, you’ve been scolded, so be it. But look at Xiao Ya Ya, she’s practically dying.”

Math teacher Zhao Ziwei was also stunned. She had seen everything before, but this was something else entirely.
I've never seen anything like it before!
She went over to check on Xiao Yaya's condition. "Can you come out?"

"I can't get out, I've tried," Xiao Yaya said weakly.

"Looks like we'll have to call the fire department."

"No! My bracelet!!" Hu Die cried out.

"Saving lives is the priority. If there are any losses, Xiao Yaya will compensate you," Zhao Ziwei said firmly.

Xiao Yaya didn't want to stay in the company forever, so she immediately nodded.

"That's right, Die Die, didn't you say this bracelet cost five thousand yuan? You can give it to me, and I'll buy you another one!"

As Xiao Yaya spoke, her heart was bleeding. Her family was ordinary, and she might need to borrow money from someone.

"Okay." Hu Die nodded.

Zhao Ziwei immediately dialed 119 to call the firefighters.

The arrival of the fire trucks caused a commotion that immediately alerted the school.

Then, Xiao Yaya watched helplessly as all the teachers, students, principal, and directors of the entire grade gathered to witness her rescue.

I'm so ashamed I can't live like this anymore!
Hu Die chuckled to herself as the firefighter spoke:
"The bracelet is made of gold-copper alloy, and I've kept all the fragments for you."

Upon hearing this, Ma Liang and the others burst into laughter.

"So it wasn't a gold bracelet after all. Some people were even showing it off."

"Oh my god! That's hilarious. You can't even tell if it's gold or not, and you still want to hook someone up?" Yu Bin said.

Just as the firefighters were about to leave, they heard a loud shout, "Wait!"

He turned around and saw a teacher standing in front of him.

"Anything else?"

"Ahem. One of our students was curious about how Xiao Yaya got in, so he tried on a bracelet."

Upon hearing this, the firefighter's face twitched, and he forcibly controlled his expression.

"Which classmate can take me there?"

"Class 8, her name is Jiang Yingzhu."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian turned her head instantly. Li Yan was surprised for a moment, and then showed this very normal expression.

He extended his divine sense over and indeed saw the little green plum that looked just like the shrimp.

“Li Yan…” Mei Mengqian looked at him.

"Go over and have a look."

Li Yan stood up, speechless, greeted the math teacher, and walked out.

Mei Mengqian quickly followed, and Yu Bing rolled her eyes and followed as well.

As a result, a large group of people familiar with Li Yan went to Class 8.

Even the math teacher couldn't resist the urge to watch the spectacle.

"This is hilarious! Li Yan, your childhood sweetheart is such a goofball!"

In Class 8, watching the firefighters cut the bracelet, Lin Yufan couldn't help but say something.

Li Yan nodded, pointed his phone camera at Xiao Qingmei, and captured the beautiful moment.

"Jiang Yingzhu is like this."

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(End of this chapter)