Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 599 Wangcai, make me four dishes and a soup.

The four of them had breakfast in the cafeteria, and even Wangcai got two grilled sausages. The little guy had obviously gained a lot of weight recently.

There was no way around it; with Miss Yuan, who was rich and had an unlimited supply of dog food, plus the meticulous care from the class monitor and He Xiaoyue, Wangcai was living a life of pure bliss during this period.

Otherwise, it probably wouldn't have survived this heavy snow.

After breakfast, Lin Mo went back to change his clothes, and then poured out another pound of dog food, intending to give it to Wangcai to see how it would go.

To be honest, he wanted to give him one, since the product description only said that dogs could understand commands after eating it, but it didn't say how many to give.

But after thinking about it, he realized he didn't really need that many obedient dogs, so he decided to be generous this time. Maybe the more he fed them, the more intelligent they would become?

Wangcai is a small, mixed-breed dog, a Chinese rural dog. It is naturally a loyal dog. You could say that as long as it understands a command, it will most likely carry it out.

As for huskies, even if they understood, they might not be willing to do it, after all, the sillyness of a husky is not just a saying.

When Lin Mo arrived at Chuanmei's place, everyone was already there.

"Wait a minute, is he...drunk?" Lin Mo asked, pointing at the Sichuan girl who was sticking her butt out on the sofa with her head buried under a cushion.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan, sitting on the other side of the sofa, cracked sunflower seeds and swung her little feet, saying matter-of-factly, "Otherwise what? Can't you smell the strong smell of alcohol? And look at your face, did you drink too much and throw up too?"
"Didn't Liu Ruyan say you two went out to play? It feels like you've had your life force drained by some female ghost after just a few days!"

"Ahem, I'm just a little tired from going out these past two days," Lin Mo said with a somewhat awkward smile.

Now, whenever these people see him, the first thing they ask is how he looks. There's nothing they can do about it; after all, he sacrificed himself for others, offering his body as medicine.

"Tired? Do you think your sister Yuan is stupid? You didn't get dragged by Liu Ruyan to climb Mount Tai, did you?" Miss Yuan denied it at first, then paused and gave what she thought was the most reasonable answer.

Everyone:.
Lin Mo: "Oh right, I climbed several mountains, I'm exhausted. Plus, I haven't slept well these past two days, and the long journey has left me feeling a bit tired. I'll be fine after a few days of rest."

Just kidding, they've already given him this reason, of course he has to admit it.

Hearing his clumsy explanation, everyone except Miss Yuan and the Sichuan girl who was perched on the sofa with her butt sticking out rolled their eyes.

We're all adults, why are you pretending to be some innocent guy?

"Ahem, don't talk about me, what's going on with him? How much did he drink?" Lin Mo asked, pointing at Chuan Mei.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan chuckled: "Not much, just four ounces! He only needed to drink a small cup in the video, but he couldn't control his expressions, so we filmed two more takes, and then he threw up yesterday."

As she spoke, He Xiaoyue handed over her phone, which displayed Chuanmei's account. The latest video on the screen was one with an advertisement.

The video is also quite abstract; it's a perfect, one-to-one recreation of the scene where he was falsely accused of secretly filming at the hot spring resort that day.

Chuan Mei plays two roles: Li Shiya becomes the woman who framed the protagonist, while Li Chuan himself plays Lin Mo. However, the ending is that Li Chuan initiates a fair samurai duel and beats up Li Shiya.

Interspersed in the middle is a liquor advertisement, depicting Li Chuan facing false accusations and public condemnation, unable to bear it any longer. Emboldened by the liquor, he drinks a glass and shouts, "Liquor is the essence of grain, the more you drink, the younger you get, it's invigorating!" before beating up Li Shiya.

It's a comedy video, but thanks to its real-life story, adapted from the stories of people around us, and the fact that this event is so popular online, the number of views is quite impressive.

The only flaw was the expression on the Sichuan girl's face.

Drinking alcohol is made from grains—it's like eating—it's like drinking essence, the more you drink, the younger you feel!

He was vomiting while drinking, and anyone who didn't know better would think the wine was poisoned. It was unclear whether he was advertising the wine or disparaging it, and the comments section was flooded with memes.
[They're really keeping up with current events!]

[Playing with your own memes, that's so sophisticated!]

[Nonsense, this is a joke from my brother Shou.]

【No, do you want me to buy this wine or not?!】

[The client was completely taken aback; was this a reverse advertisement?]

Seeing how disgusted Shiya was by the drink, I had to taste it myself to see if it was salty enough. Time to place an order!

If Shiya drinks this wine and I drink this wine, does that mean I drank the wine from Shiya's mouth?

[Hey guys, see you in the comments section while it's drizzling!] [See you what? The comments section's been closed for ages!]

[Old Ye, did you see that? Your sacrifice wasn't in vain; someone has avenged you!]

The content of this video is obvious to everyone at a glance; it doesn't need any promotion. Plus, the Sichuan girl was actually there, so it's incredibly satirical, and she can even make some money on the side.

The netizens in the comments section were also very perceptive, immediately boosting the trending topic. In addition, they were also curious about the liquor featured in the advertisement.

After all, other bloggers who accept advertisements always go to great lengths to praise how good the product is; this is the first time I've seen this kind of reverse advertising.

It's comparable to black plums and black garlic.

Fortunately, the Sichuan girl added subtitles at the end of the video explaining that she doesn't drink baijiu (Chinese liquor), otherwise the baijiu brand might have been in serious trouble.

"No, is this advertisement even going to work? If I were the advertiser, I would sue them," Lin Mo said helplessly.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan sneered: "He wouldn't dare. Besides, tell me, hasn't this reputation already spread? Also, I just called to ask, and they've already received online orders, and quite a few at that. This Sichuan girl has quite the business acumen!"

"Heh~ I'm afraid the merchant is cursing and counting his money right now," Lin Mo sighed, actually feeling a little sorry for the merchant. Then he kicked the Sichuan girl's pert butt and said, "Hey, wake up, are you alright? Want to drink some more to clear your head?"

"Ugh~ No, no, I can't drink any more, I really can't drink anymore, I admit, I was showing off!" Upon hearing this, Chuanmei pulled her head out from under the pillow and shook her head repeatedly.

Although he slept last night, it's obvious he's still not sober.

Lin Mo couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "You're really something! A mouse working as a cat's escort, risking your life for money! You're really going all out to get advertising deals and make money!"

As he spoke, he bent down, picked up Wangcai, and then took out a handful of dog food he had brought from his pocket and handed it to him.

It was obvious that the dog food on the shopping page was top-quality. As soon as it was taken out, Wangcai's little tail turned into a propeller, and he buried his face in his hand, showing off the food like crazy, while making happy whimpering sounds.

"Hey? Lin Mo, what are you feeding Wangcai?" He Xiaoyue asked upon seeing this.

Lin Mo: "The dog food? I mixed it myself!"

Seeing this, Miss Yuan couldn't help but lean closer: "Your dog food looks so delicious! What's it made of? Is it tasty?"

As she spoke, she swallowed.

Lin Mo:
"First of all, although this thing does contain meat, it's definitely not for human consumption. You should rest. Secondly, it's a bit unreasonable for someone your age to compete with a dog for food!"

"Tch, why would I fight it for it? Besides, I've eaten dog food and cat food before, and it's safe for people to eat!" Miss Yuan retorted, wiping her mouth.

Everyone:.
"Come, Wangcai, sit down!"

Seeing that Wangcai had finished the handful of dog food in his hand, Lin Mo couldn't help but speak up.

As soon as he finished speaking, Wangcai obediently sat down, and no one paid any attention to it.

Lin Mo: "Wangcai, get up!"

Lin Mo: "Wangcai, shake hands!"

Wangcai did exactly as instructed, which surprised everyone.

The class monitor exclaimed, "Lin Mo, how did you do that? Wangcai is so obedient to you! Xiaoyue and I had to call it over!"

Seeing this, Lin Mo smiled slightly and continued, "Wangcai, turn left, turn right! At ease, attention, march!"

Under his command, the little Wangcai meticulously and accurately completed all his instructions, leaving everyone stunned. Even the dazed Chuanmei became much more alert.

The way people looked at him changed from casual to astonished.

You should know that Wangcai was adopted by them all together. Miss Yuan paid for it and everyone else contributed their efforts, but among them, Lin Mo had the least interaction with Wangcai, yet he was able to train Wangcai like a police dog, which was simply unbelievable.

The next second, Miss Yuan rushed over and excitedly shouted to Wangcai, "Wangcai, make me four dishes and a soup, thank you!"

Wangcai:
(End of this chapter)