Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 598 Vomited Three Jin
It is said that people's joys and sorrows are not shared. My cousin Su He changed her feelings for Liu Ruyan to dislike her in a short period of time.

Because she discovered that Liu Ruyan, who had a boyfriend and was living with him, and who had tasted the pleasures of sex, was no longer the Liu Ruyan she once knew; she was just a pervert in a beautiful shell.

You could say it's one thing if you act weird in front of your boyfriend, but to act weird in front of her, a woman as well, and even subconsciously touch her inappropriately, Su He said she couldn't tolerate it at all.

Girls can be intimate, but it absolutely cannot be perverted. Even if you're bisexual, you can't do it this way!

The next morning at 6:30, both cousins ​​Su He and Liu Ruyan got up early, washed up, and prepared to go out.

"Su Su, wait for me! Don't run away! Or you can drive me to the company today, I don't want to drive!"
Hey, why are you running? Wait for me!

In the living room, her cousin Su He was about to run away without saying a word. She couldn't stand staying in this house any longer and felt that her small apartment was better.

Although the area is small and the decoration is average, at least there are no perverts in the house. She, a normal person, can't stand having such people around.

She even secretly decided that she must stay away from Liu Ruyan in the future, and at least not sleep in the same bed with her.

"Little brother, your sister is going to work. She might not come back tonight. Don't miss your sister while you're alone at home!" Seeing that Su He was ignoring her, Liu Ruyan winked at Lin Mo beside her and then jogged to catch up with him in the elevator.

Immediately afterward, Lin Mo heard his cousin Su He's very disgusted voice: "Stop being so flirtatious with me, you hear me!"

Lin Mo:
It must be said that although Liu Ruyan seems aloof, that's only with people she doesn't know well or strangers. When she has a particularly good relationship with someone, she has a completely different personality.

I usually have nothing to do, so I like to do silly things with my friends. It feels great. If I get scolded, it feels even better. It makes me feel like all my hard work that day wasn't wasted. If it gets posted on my WeChat Moments, it makes me feel like I've been recognized.

That's the situation now. The more Su He dislikes her, the more Liu Ruyan wants to get closer to her. After all, Su He is a woman too, so what can she do to her?

Soon, Liu Ruyan and the other person disappeared in the elevator. Seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but breathe a heavy sigh of relief, finally having time to catch his breath.

Liu Ruyan wasn't home, and he didn't have the habit of making breakfast, so he picked up his phone to check what had been updated on the shopping page.

As soon as he turned on his phone, his face lit up with joy, but less than two seconds later, he collapsed.

[Collt .38 revolver; 30 rounds of ammunition, the same model used by Fat Yuki in the Mobile Force, it is inevitably lost once a day and then picked up by a passerby, and automatically returned to its owner at midnight; ¥4.23]

[Wu Song Fights the Tiger; Call a man shorter than yourself "brother" three times, then tell him that your sister-in-law is still quite attractive, and finally pet a cat for ten minutes to make the tiger submit. Note: This only works on Gong Baiwan; ¥6.66]

[One bottle of glycerin suppositories; transform into a jet-powered warrior to solve constipation problems: ¥0.01]

[One 10-pound bag of obedient dog food; feeding a puppy can help it understand your commands, but whether it will actually obey is another matter, so choose your dog carefully; ¥2.27]

Upon seeing these four items, Lin Mo was initially overjoyed, but then everything went black.

Four items, three of which contain a skill, all with special effects. Logically, he should be happy, since this is considered incredibly lucky.

But when he saw the effects of these items and skills, he wasn't happy at all, and he wasn't even interested in the only skill-related item.

Possessed by Wu Song sounds quite imposing, and it can even make tigers fear him. Although he probably won't use this effect, it's not like he can't buy it. After all, he believes that having more skills is always a good thing when traveling the world.

But what does it mean that it only works on Miyazaki? Does the skill have a targeted aspect?
Besides, that useless Gong Baiwan, even a little girl could beat him up. What use is this skill to me? I can't exactly apply to be Gong Baiwan's caretaker, can I?
Besides, given Gong Baiwan's condition, it's unlikely he'll ever be released back into the wild, let alone encounter this guy there. So, this skill is completely useless to him. It seems that the saying that skills and items will find their own way out isn't always true.

As for revolvers, he didn't care about them anyway. After all, they were just handguns, and after seeing all sorts of airplanes and cannons, they held no appeal for him.

Most importantly, this thing actually gets lost every day and then picked up by someone else. If the person who finds it hands it over to the police, that's fine, but if they use it for bad things, then things will get really serious.

Moreover, this thing comes back automatically every day, isn't that ridiculous?
If anything happens, he won't be able to hide the murder weapon, which is definitely a negative effect.

As for the so-called glycerin suppositories, forget about it. Turning into a jetpack warrior just to solve constipation is a bit too much of a price to pay.

Besides, he doesn't have any constipation problems. Even if he did, he has his teacher, Professor Li, who is such a high-ranking vice dean. A constipation problem can be easily solved.

After much deliberation, Lin Mo could only look at the last option.

That's right, this is the first time he has given up choosing a skill when he has it, after all, he really has no interest in making Miyamoto Musashi bow down to him.

It's true that the other person is a social media influencer, but they're thousands of kilometers away from him. Besides, he's not without his own social media influencers. Thinking about it, this display of affection is actually quite nice.

A dog training master can make a puppy understand all kinds of commands! (Pan Hong Plus version!)

On a small scale, it's called dog training; on a larger scale, it's what's known as the Beast Taming Sect Master. Of course, his Beast Taming Sect is a bit limited; he can only tame dogs.

As for the effect, it's said that not all dogs will obey after understanding. This is just a bit of a husky, since among all dogs, only huskies have this kind of thought process.

Of course, this also indirectly illustrates the effectiveness of dog food: it can only help puppies understand commands, not make them completely obedient. Nevertheless, it's still quite good.

After thinking for a moment, Lin Mo took it directly, and a bag without any words or patterns appeared at his feet.

He doesn't have anything else, but he does have a dog here, that's right, it's Wangcai. And, ten pounds of dog food should make a lot of dogs obedient. You might need it in the future. Simply put, it's worth getting.

After all, compared to the distant "Gong Baiwan," a real dog is much more reassuring.

After calming himself down, although he felt a bit disappointed, at least it wasn't a complete waste of time. He then changed into warm clothes and went downstairs to go for his morning exercise, which he hadn't done for a long time because of Liu Ruyan.

"Good morning, teacher!"

On the school playground, Lin Mo unsurprisingly ran into Professor Mu, who always respawned there.

The little old lady was wearing a red floral jacket, looking very festive, just like it was Chinese New Year. She was jogging and exercising on the playground after the snow had been cleared.

Hearing his words, Professor Mu looked at him questioningly and asked uncertainly, "Xiao Lin?"

"He's my teacher," Lin Mo said, taking off his mask and smiling.

There was no other way; because his online popularity had been so high lately, he didn't dare to go out near the school without wearing a mask.

Moreover, it wasn't just him; even Chuanmei, Director Wang, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue were the same. With Li Shiya being such a walking source of attention, these people would naturally attract attention as well.

Everyone wants to find Li Shiya through them, so naturally they have to be careful. As an ordinary person who doesn't make a living from social media, he really doesn't want to show his face online. He feels like he has almost no secrets left.

"You haven't been to your morning exercise for a long time, have you? You've been slacking off. Let me tell you, exercise is all about perseverance. Wait a minute, your complexion isn't very good. Even your lips are pale." When Professor Mu saw it was him, he wanted to say a few words to him, but when he saw his pale face, he immediately became concerned about his health.

She had seen Lin Mo before; he was full of energy, with a rosy complexion, giving the impression of being very healthy.

But this time was different. His face had lost its previous color and was pale, making it clear that he was unwell.

Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh. His complexion was bad? And this was after a day of rest. If it were yesterday, his complexion would have been even more frightening.

Indeed, after a day and a night of rest, he had recovered somewhat thanks to the speed of recovery typical of young people, though his complexion was still not good.

"Ahem, my schedule has been a bit messed up lately. I've been staying up late and not sleeping well, so I'm a little weak. I'll be fine after a couple of days of rest," Lin Mo said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Then you'd better not exercise. Look at your complexion, you look like you have insufficient blood and qi. Although exercise can alleviate insufficient blood and qi, if you exercise when you're already that weak, you're just asking for trouble. Don't faint!" Professor Mu said.

Lin Mo:
Although he has been somewhat depleted these past two days, his fundamental health hasn't been damaged, and he's not that weak yet.

"It's alright, teacher, we should at least get some exercise!" With that, Lin Mo put on his mask and started exercising with the old lady.

Running, whipping his whole body, hitting trees, standing in a stance, especially standing in a stance, Lin Mo stood for twice as long as before. After he finished, he felt a warm current in his lower abdomen, and he felt much more at ease. At least he had made up for some of the damage.

Seeing Lin Mo with white steam rising from his head and covered in sweat, the old lady, without even catching her breath, said bluntly, "Little Lin, you really need to exercise. If you really can't take it, ask my old man to take a look at you. With your complexion, I'm afraid you'll collapse from exhaustion. Alright, hurry back and change your clothes, don't catch a cold!"

"Okay, teacher," Lin Mo said helplessly.

There was nothing I could do. When a person is weak, they don't even have the confidence to speak. I can only think about recovering as quickly as possible in these few days. Otherwise, if I go out with this face showing signs of blood deficiency, everyone will know that I'm weak.

In the cafeteria, Lin Mo randomly found a place to eat. Fortunately, most students had already finished eating and were getting ready to go to class at 8 a.m., so he didn't have any particular ideas.

Just then, three people wearing masks walked in. He knew without looking that these three were the class monitor and his group, and Wangcai was with them too.

Recently, because there are often people outside the studio, the class monitor brought Wangcai back to the dormitory.

"Here!" Lin Mo waved.

Seeing this, the three of them walked over.

"Long time no see, Lin Mo! Where have you been on your date these past few days?" the class monitor asked with a smile.

Director Wang: "But you're out having fun, why do you look so pale? Are you sick?"

He Xiaoyue: "In my opinion, it's because our girlfriends are too charming, and some people don't know how to control themselves!"

Lin Mo:
Damn, you're so smart! I have to say, He Xiaoyue is absolutely not to be allowed to live. Anyone who can be a strategist really has some skills.

"Alright, alright, stop talking about me. You three are quite unusual today, up so early?" Lin Mo quickly changed the subject.

Upon hearing this, the class monitor sighed and said, "There's nothing we can do. The principal is urging us to publish our work as soon as possible to promote our school."

And today is also the day Chuanmei releases her commercial work, so of course we have to go. Most importantly, Chuanmei is going on a business trip again in a couple of days, so everything is piling up and we're bound to be busy!

"A business trip? There's news about another missing child?" Lin Mo asked in surprise.

Director Wang nodded: "Yes, Sister Zhao's team is quite fast, but this advertisement has really worn out the Sichuan girl!"

"That liquor ad? Isn't he Li Sanjin?" Lin Mo asked, puzzled.

He Xiaoyue: "Yeah, I threw up three pounds!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)