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Chapter 1042 Heading straight for Sister Yuan's four-wheeled vehicle!

Lin Daiyu's surname is Lin, and Lin Mo's surname is also Lin. They might even be related by blood, so it's understandable that they have some similarities.

But more than anything, Lin Mo was genuinely expressing his feelings at this moment: It was so awful, it was really so awful!
If he were to play Lin Daiyu right now, he would probably reach the peak of emotion, but there's nothing he can do, since he doesn't have the cross-dressing skills of a Sichuan girl.

Upon hearing this, and looking at his expression, the crowd's fear of what was before them deepened, but beyond that, there was also a hint of resentment.

"Old Mo, is it really that serious? It's just brain tissue. Do you have to act like Lin Daiyu burying flowers?"
Although I knew it wouldn't taste very good, it couldn't possibly be this bad, could it? I'll try it, I refuse to believe it!

After saying that, the Sichuan girl took the initiative to reach for her chopsticks. The next second, the background music of "Rolling Up the Pearl Curtain" rang in everyone's minds again. There was an imitator of Lin Daiyu in front of the table, whose expression was no less than that of Lin Mo.

The others, however, refused to believe it, and the room soon became filled with 'Lin Daiyu's' (a character from a Chinese folktale).

Well, the three men and three women ended up crying while eating, tears streaming down their faces. Even Miss Yuan, the biggest glutton, felt an immense sadness in her tongue.

'Splash splash~~'

With the sound of the toilet flushing, a plate of roasted pig brains was missing from the dining table; the brains, it seemed, hadn't escaped being buried.

"Ahem, well, it was an accident just now. Shall we try this live pearl? The boss said it's very nutritious. You guys have been busy with work and writing papers lately, you need to replenish your energy!" Miss Yuan was the first to break free from her 'Sister Lin's' state and speak generously to everyone.

Everyone looked at each other, and Lin Mo spoke first: "This time I can't be the one to go first, we'll all eat together!"

“Fine, I’ll eat it. I’ve never eaten live pearls before, but I’ve seen them. They can’t really taste that bad, can they?” the squad leader said.

The others nodded in agreement, and then all six of them put down their chopsticks.

"Ugh~~"

'Splash splash~~'

As the toilet flushed again, one dish on the table was gone.

Well, the taste wasn't bad, at least better than the grilled pig brains from before. But opinions vary; some people like it, while others find it unpalatable.

Lin Mo felt the taste was strange, and he could see the fully formed chicks inside, with some downy feathers on them, which made his stomach churn.

"Never mind that, next up is the Nine-Turned Intestines." Before Miss Yuan could finish speaking, Lin Mo had already poured the Nine-Turned Intestines into the toilet.

"I would never eat this thing, no matter what. I'm afraid the other party didn't wash it properly. Haven't you heard of the most powerful open conspiracy in modern times?" Lin Mo said.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girls nodded repeatedly. Before Lin Mo spoke, they weren't so disgusted, but after he said it, they simply couldn't bring themselves to eat the dish.

Miss Yuan bought four dishes, and three of them were used up, which is quite an astonishing amount.

There are three dishes on the table: one meat dish and one vegetable dish made by Lin Mo himself, and roasted silkworm pupae brought by Miss Yuan.

Everyone looked at each other, and instantly the atmosphere at the table became heavy.

The next second, all six of them moved at once, without any warning.

Just kidding. There are too many monks and not enough porridge, too many wolves and not enough meat. If you don't start eating now, you won't even get to drink the soup later.

Three minutes later, the table was completely clean, but not even half of the rice in everyone's hands had been eaten.

Unfortunately, the portions of these two dishes were rather small today. After all, it was lunch he made for himself, and it was enough for him by himself. But if it was to be shared among six people, it would just be a matter of how many chopsticks each person would have.

"I'm not full!" Director Wang said first.

The Sichuan girl nodded: "I'm not full either, how about you?"

Squad Leader: "Lin Mo, do you have any pickled vegetables at home? Why don't you get some to eat? I'll be almost done after I finish this box of rice!" He Xiaoyue: "Me too!"

Lin Mo:
"Please, how much pickled vegetables do the six of us have to eat?"
Besides, is Miss Yuan the type to eat pickled vegetables? She's a carnivore!

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at the culprit behind today's lunch.

Miss Yuan had gotten up at some point, grabbed her electric wheelchair, and run to the door.

"Well, I think today's incident was an accident, so I'm planning to go downstairs and have another meal later!"

After saying that, she grabbed her wheelchair and rushed out, leaving the others stunned in place.

A few seconds later, Lin Mo realized, "Oh no, Sister Yuan is trying to run away! Quick, after her!"

Upon hearing this, everyone realized what was happening and got up to chase after it, but the elevator had already started descending.

Seeing this, Lin Mo shouted, "Take the stairs! Chase after them!"

Fortunately, his house wasn't on a high floor, so running down wouldn't take them too long.

Then hurried footsteps echoed in the stairwell.

However, one step behind leads to another, and climbing stairs is inherently slower than taking an elevator, not to mention that they were already lagging behind.

By the time the group rushed out of the building, Miss Yuan had already reached the entrance of the community in her electric wheelchair.

Believe it or not, this thing, even though it's just a wheelchair, runs quite fast, it's got plenty of power.

Seeing this, Lin Mo pointed at Miss Yuan at the entrance of the residential area and shouted, "Everyone, listen up!! All troops, attack! Head straight for Miss Yuan's four-wheeled vehicle!"

At this point, everyone got carried away and chased after them in unison.

He Xiaoyue: "Sister Yuan, stop right there, wait for me!"

Class monitor: "That's right, Sister Yuan, you've gone too far!"
Director Wang: "Sister Yuan, hand over the four-wheeled vehicle!"

Sichuan Girl: "Don't let her get away! Guns in hand, come with me, kill Sister Yuan, and seize the watchtower!"

Lin Mo: "Why are you robbing the fortress? Robbing the four-wheeled vehicle!"

I've already said this should be submitted for UNESCO World Heritage status; it can be used in any situation!
Immediately, a large group of people rushed out, chasing after the others with all their might.

Then a bizarre scene unfolded on the streets near the university town: a flat-chested little girl in a wheelchair was speeding along, cheering and screaming from time to time, while five people chased after her, panting heavily!

As I passed an intersection, I ran into the traffic policeman who had given Ms. Yuan a ticket a few days earlier. I turned around and saw a wheelchair rushing towards me.

The traffic police officer was so startled that he quickly took two steps back, thinking it was some new mode of transportation.

"Hahahaha, you can't punish me, can you? There's nothing you can do, I'm just that powerful, hahahaha, you can't catch me, la la la la la."

Miss Yuan sped past the traffic policeman like a gust of wind, taking the opportunity to mock the materialistic man.

Before the traffic police could react, a group of five people rushed past him, shouting from behind, "Stop! Don't run!"

The traffic police were completely baffled, and couldn't help but scratch their heads: "These young people, this is what youth is all about!"

(End of this chapter)