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Chapter 1041 Lin Mo Buries the Flowers
Chapter 1041 Lin Mo Buries the Flowers
College students these days are generally very well-mannered, but your manners are just average. You actually used a wheelchair to pretend to be disabled and queue up to buy food. Even a normal person would feel bad making you wait in line!
However, Miss Yuan's wheelchair is different from ordinary wheelchairs. The seat is much wider, and it is very soft and ergonomic, making it more comfortable to sit in. Moreover, it is electrically powered, which is incredibly convenient.
Moreover, the fact that Miss Yuan did this just to show off to the traffic police officer who fined her is quite surprising; it seems like she really couldn't be chosen.
You might call it an electric scooter, but it has four wheels. You might call it a car, but it's obviously not. This time, not only do you not need to wear a helmet, you can even use the pedestrian crossing.
They have a natural advantage when they hit someone; they're practically the holy grail of the road, a naturally vulnerable group.
"Um, Sister Yuan, isn't this a bit inappropriate? We can't take advantage of others with our sympathy, can we?" He Xiaoyue said somewhat embarrassedly.
The Sichuan girl nodded: "That's right, Sister Yuan, we men have our pride!"
Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at the two of them, then sat down in her wheelchair. With a flick of her hand, the electric wheelchair drifted in place in front of everyone.
"Holy crap!" *5
"So cool! Sister Yuan, teach me!"
"I want to play too! I want to play too!"
Miss Yuan chuckled upon seeing this: "Want to play? No way!"
Lin Mo came up behind her and gripped the wheelchair handle: "Why are you wasting your breath talking to her? Watch my divine move!"
The next second, Miss Yuan was thrown to the ground. Seriously? She actually thought these people were good people. If they wouldn't let her play, wouldn't she just snatch it?
Of course, Lin Mo didn't fare well either. Miss Yuan retaliated against him, but fortunately, he was much stronger than the Sichuan girl and was physically robust, so he wasn't beaten to the point of rumination.
However, while Miss Yuan was entangled with him, the others had a brief experience with it and found that it was indeed very convenient and easy to operate.
Of course, the price is definitely not cheap, but there should be affordable alternatives online. Miss Yuan's wheelchair is clearly the deluxe version.
If they had known about this wonderful thing, they wouldn't have had such a tough time during their university years, especially with the constant changes of classrooms. The school is so big, it was exhausting. Sometimes they even had to run to get there in order not to be late.
"Wow, Sister Yuan, how did you come up with this? It's so useful!" He Xiaoyue exclaimed in surprise, almost saying that I was very meticulous and that she wanted to play with it.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan laughed and said, "Oh dear, I'm not that great. I just want to settle accounts with that materialistic traffic cop. Let's see how he fines me this time!"
It has to be said that the flat-chested girl is quite vengeful. After all, she usually settles scores on the spot, but this traffic policeman is the only one she can't get her hands on.
Over the years, she had never been fined or had points deducted for driving, but she never expected to be fined for riding an electric scooter. After thinking for a long time, she came up with this solution: an electric wheelchair. Surely this thing is not under the jurisdiction of the traffic police!
Upon hearing this, everyone shook their heads helplessly. Sure enough, Miss Yuan's thought process was different from that of normal people.
"Alright, alright, let's eat quickly. We can play in the wheelchair later," Miss Yuan said to everyone.
Seeing this, everyone came to their senses, and then a group of people opened the plastic bag that Miss Yuan had brought back.
Five minutes later, the six people sat down at the table. They looked at each other, but no one took the first bite.
"What's wrong? Eat! Why aren't you eating?" Miss Yuan urged, but she herself didn't touch her chopsticks at all. Her eyes showed curiosity, but even more so uncertainty. She desperately needed someone to help her test for poison.
In response, the class monitor couldn't help but ask, "Sister Yuan Yuan, what are all these things? Where did you buy them?"
"It's on the street next door. I originally wanted to go to the cafeteria, but there's a threshold at the back gate of the school, and my wheelchair can't get in easily, hehe."
"And don't think these things are bad. These are live eggs, and the owner said they're very nutritious. Grilled pig brains, grilled silkworm pupae, and braised intestines—how about that? Tough enough?" Miss Yuan said excitedly.
To be honest, although she has eaten many delicacies, the most she has ever eaten was roasted silkworm pupae. As for the other two, she had only heard of them before, but today she has truly seen them for the first time.
"So hard, so hard, it's unbelievably hard!" "It's rock hard!"
"How about we go out to eat?"
"agree!"
Everyone nodded, but no one picked up their chopsticks. Seeing this, Miss Yuan slammed her hand on the table: "What do you mean? I went to great lengths to buy you this meal, and you're complaining about it?"
"Mo Zai, as Sister Yuan's number one henchman, you're the first to eat!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo opened his mouth as if to refuse, but seeing Miss Yuan's unfriendly expression, he ultimately remained silent.
After glancing at the food on the table, he thought for a moment and then reached for the roasted silkworm pupae. After all, those live silkworm pupae and roasted pig brains were clearly not things for normal people to eat. They looked bizarre, let alone edible.
As for the braised pork intestines, as a chef, he couldn't bring himself to eat braised pork intestines made by others, simply because he didn't know if they had been washed properly.
'Snap'
Miss Yuan slapped Lin Mo's hand with her chopsticks.
"You're not allowed to eat this. Choose one of the other three to try!" Miss Yuan said.
It's just roasted silkworm pupae. Although some people can't accept it, the taste is alright, at least it's not bad.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo took a deep breath and looked at the other two dishes. He had no choice but to eliminate the Nine-Turned Intestines.
Grilled pig brains are simply cooked using the same grilling method and then sprinkled with barbecue seasoning.
As for live eggs, they are fertilized eggs, some of which contain chicks that are already taking shape, existing in a state between chicken and egg.
It looks like an egg, but it has a meaty texture when you bite into it.
Over the years, Lin Mo had only seen the food but never tasted it. He glared at the group and said, "Why did you have to make Miss Yuan buy the food? Now look what's happened, you're all going to die!"
Under Miss Yuan's coercion, Lin Mo stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a piece of pig brain, and put it in his mouth.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Miss Yuan asked curiously.
The others also looked over curiously, wanting to know the result.
But Lin Mo didn't say anything. He just turned his head away, closed his eyes, and two lines of tears immediately flowed down his face.
Although he didn't say a word, his expression, his movements, and his demeanor made it seem as if a song was playing in everyone's ears.
(He rolls up the curtain~ pear blossoms weep, quietly painting her red attire, waiting for whom to return~ leaving only~ her slowly withering away~)
A tribute to Lin Daiyu!
Everyone says that no one can portray Lin Daiyu's charm anymore, but Lin Mo did just that.
Even compared to him, the acting of Lin Daiyu in the TV series seemed deliberate.
"Take it out and bury it."
Everyone:
After all, brains are still flowers, so burying them anywhere is the same!
(End of this chapter)
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