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Chapter 1035 If you're strong enough, go shovel manure!

Miss Yuan was so anxious that she scratched her head and cheeks, because she realized that everyone else understood, but she was the only one who was kept in the dark.

In the end, He Xiaoyue took pity on her and pulled her aside to explain in a low voice, which made her realize the truth.

He then patted Lin Mo and laughed loudly, "Hahaha, Mo-zai, you're awesome! How did you come up with such a subtle and euphemistic description!"
"See? I told you this rich woman could handle it! This is all thanks to me. If it weren't for me, that sly woman from Sichuan would have wanted to do it herself."

"Sister Yuan, please stop talking! It hurts, it hurts so much! This incredible wealth!" Chuanmei clutched her chest, looking constipated.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue stepped forward: "Why are you in such a hurry? It's not like we're not going to stop doing it. There will always be opportunities!"

"How can I not be anxious? Where can I find a sister like this? I can't exactly go online and find a husband based on these criteria, can I?" the Sichuan girl said anxiously.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue continued, "Since you're in such a hurry, I actually have a real gem here. She's currently taking the civil service exam, her hobbies are travel, coffee, and baking. She has tattoos, earrings, and eyebrow piercings. Her ex-boyfriend is now her best friend, she has a male best friend, she's had a foreign boyfriend, studied abroad, values ​​rituals, and celebrates every holiday, including Tomb Sweeping Day. She's a dog lover, enjoys shipping male-male couples, is a die-hard fan of celebrities, and is currently taking a crash course on becoming a leading lady. She's a law student, and has a younger brother who's 20 years younger than her. If you're in a rush, I can give you her contact information. What do you think?"

Sichuan girl:.
"Well, I guess I'm not in such a hurry anymore. You should save this top-quality item for someone who's meant to have it!"

Just kidding, this buff is almost fully stacked, who would dare to touch it?

Even with his current income, dating a girlfriend like that would bankrupt him, and he might even lose his family's supermarket. She's truly an exceptional person.

On the other hand, Comrade Xiao Wu ultimately did not let the other party help him massage it, because although he liked Naruto, he really did not want to cosplay the Rasengan.

Ms. Fu felt that her little secret had been seen through and was a little embarrassed. Then the atmosphere between the two of them suddenly became quiet. If this were a variety show, there would definitely be pink bubbles around them.

The two then drifted to the back of the line and began whispering amongst themselves.

As for the girls in front, they were still marveling at the group of dog-like class leaders.

To ensure the success of this get-together, Director Liu personally came over yesterday to hold a short meeting with the police dogs, telling them to behave well today.

At this moment, some of the dog leaders were putting on a show with their trainers, such as obeying various commands, while others were sitting quietly and letting the young ladies take their hands and feet. Still others were acting arrogant and aloof, posing for photos.

"Tsk tsk tsk, cousin, how come your police station, which is so big, only has eight police dogs?" Miss Yuan muttered under her breath.

Hearing this, Zhao Yun rolled her eyes at him: "Eight is not enough? Of course, those selected today are all active duty officers, some are still in training and haven't been assigned to their posts yet, and some are retired officers enjoying their retirement. We can't bother the dog squad leader with this kind of thing!"

"I've heard that police dogs are fed very well. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to afford to raise a retired police dog," He Xiaoyue said with some regret.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Of course, the food for our police dogs is quite good, even better than what we eat. There are explicit regulations that ensure the food allowance goes to the dog squad leader."

However, there's no need to worry about not being able to afford to adopt a retired police dog. Retired police dogs receive a pension, and some office workers' salaries don't even equal the pension of a police dog!

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue, Chuanmei, and the others' eyes lit up instantly.

"If I adopt ten police dogs, wouldn't I be able to quit my job?" Chuanmei exclaimed excitedly. Lin Mo rolled his eyes at her and spat, "Then you'd really be a son of a bitch!"

"Hey? Why are you swearing?" the Sichuan girl retorted.

Lin Mo shrugged and said, "Who insulted you? I'm just stating the facts!"

"Go away, what are you thinking? Adopting ten retired police dogs? You'd be lucky to adopt even one, and the conditions are extremely strict."

For example, applicants must be at least 22 years old, have no criminal record, have a stable source of income, live in a non-prohibited area, preferably in a large villa with sufficient living space, have experience in caring for large dogs or working dogs, and must not use the dog for work, commercial activities, transfer, sale, or abandonment. They must also accept periodic follow-up visits.

"In short, most retired police dogs are adopted by their handlers, and outsiders rarely have the opportunity to adopt them," Zhao Yun explained.

To be honest, she would love to adopt a retired police dog if she had the chance. So for the past two years, she has often come here to hang around and get to know these dog leaders, hoping that one day she will have the opportunity.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, the light in Chuanmei and the others' eyes dimmed instantly.

They weren't interested in adopting a police dog; they were after the dog sergeant's pension. They clearly didn't meet the requirements.

As for Miss Yuan, her family used to adopt a police dog, but it had already passed away. She was still young at the time and cried her eyes out. Over the years, they haven't kept a dog since.

Even now, Da Huang is mostly cared for by the squad leader and He Xiaoyue, so she really has no interest in adopting a retired police dog. After all, police dogs are too smart, and raising one for a few years would be no different from losing a family member.

With the help of the dog squad leader, the atmosphere became even more lively.

After they had played enough, Zhao Yun stepped forward to organize the next part of the process, starting with simple competitive games, such as pairing up and arm wrestling to increase physical contact.

Then the boys do push-ups while the girls sit on them, and they see who can do the most. The winner gets a small gift, and the last-place boy gets extra practice after the social event ends.

However, the thing that made Zhao Yun's eyes go completely black still happened. The boys' team won the arm wrestling match, even though the girls used both hands. Zhao Yun's teeth were itching to watch. Didn't I know who was stronger? If you're strong, go shovel manure!
As for the push-up exercise, these guys really went all out and didn't care at all about the lives of the girls sitting on them. Luckily, none of them got pregnant, otherwise they would have easily miscarried.

Finally, they were allowed to move around freely, and those who were interested could exchange contact information. Of course, to prevent anyone from being shy, Zhao Yun also asked He Xiaoyue to add all the boys to a group chat so that they could add each other as friends privately.

In short, the social event came to an end. When it was time to leave, Director Liu and other leaders personally came out to see them off. However, many girls got into the car with resentful expressions, after all, the experience of the last two parts was really not good.

"Xiao Li, I'm counting on you to help out the young men in our bureau. Please try to organize more of these social events."

"Okay, Director Liu, we will definitely do our best!" the Sichuan girl said with a smile.

We shot a lot of footage today, more than enough to make a video.

After everyone got into the car and left, Director Liu's previously cheerful face instantly darkened. He then pointed at a group of straight men in the back and shouted, "You think you're strong? You think you can win an arm wrestling match? I asked you to read some girls' palms, but you guys acted like it was an arm wrestling competition! With so much strength, why don't you go shovel manure?! More training, more training!!"

It's obvious that Director Liu knew about what happened in the second half of the social event!
(End of this chapter)