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Chapter 1034 How about I rub it for you?
To put it simply, Lin Mo and the others clearly saw that Fu Pinghui's head was hit, and even her hair flew up, indicating that the force was considerable.

Officer Xiao Wu knew he had caused trouble while he was still in the air. After landing, he was so unsteady that he immediately turned around to ask the other party what had happened.

"Are you alright? I'm so sorry, are you hurt?"

He originally intended to showcase his physical abilities, since he could definitely jump over that height. However, he made a mistake today; his casual clothes limited his strength, causing him to jump a bit low. As a result, he gave the girl a hard time.

You know, forces work in pairs. He's in excruciating pain right now, but since he's caused trouble, he naturally has to show some concern and comfort the girl.

Seeing this, Fu Pinghui covered her forehead with one hand and tidied her hair with the other, looking somewhat dazed.

After a couple of seconds of stunned silence, she finally realized, "No, it's nothing!"

This time, however, Ms. Fu's gaze towards Xiao Wu changed; it was at least much gentler, though a hint of passion remained deep within her eyes.

Seeing this, Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan exchanged a glance, and then couldn't help but say, "They seem to be stunned by the impact, but in reality they are trying to feel it?"

"Get out of here, can you stop being so lewd?" Liu Ruyan scolded.

It was obvious that Emperor Ruyan understood his meaning instantly.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl looked puzzled: "Feelings? Feelings what? What kind of feelings can you feel about this thing? It can't be feelings, can it? Wait, damn it, you two carried me onto the highway?"

"What the hell is on the highway?" Miss Yuan couldn't help but lean over and ask.

Having finished her meal, all she wanted to do was watch the excitement and, of course, participate.

As for the sudden blow from Chuanmei and Lin Mo, and the pinned post on QQ, it touched on a blind spot in her knowledge.

On the contrary, the class monitor and He Xiaoyue behind them immediately understood.

There's no way around it; He Xiaoyue's wealth of knowledge is undeniable. With the internet so readily available these days, finding learning materials is easy enough. Besides, she's a self-media creator; she's seen all sorts of outrageous comments online.

The class monitor, on the other hand, is a true practitioner. After all, she has a boyfriend. She might be taken aback if her QQ account is pinned to the top of her chat list, but she's all too familiar with being hit on the head with a bang.

"High speed? High speed means super high attack speed," Liu Ruyan laughed.

Miss Yuan: "You even bought attack speed boots?"

Lin Mo:
Sichuan girl:.
Although Miss Yuan doesn't understand matters between men and women, she does understand games; she's not called a "gaming addict" for nothing.

Meanwhile, just as Mr. Wu and Ms. Fu were exchanging a few words, a figure rushed over and kicked Mr. Wu, sending him sprawling.

"No way, are you crazy?! This is a social gathering, you know? I sent you here to train, what are you doing jumping around like that? Are you trying to make yourself look bad?"

"How could I not know who has good training results? Get lost! If you dare to mess with me again, I'll deal with you!" Ms. Zhao Yun spat, glaring at him.

She had a bad feeling when she saw Xiao Zhao from her department take off from the spot, but she never expected that a crow would fly by.

When she saw the girl stumble from the impact and almost fall asleep, her vision went black.

Yesterday, the director repeatedly ordered them to behave themselves, stop being so abstract, and to tone down their brilliant ideas so as to leave a good impression on the girls. He even cut the tug-of-war event to prevent some people from being ungentlemanly and only concerned with winning or losing.

Everything was going smoothly until, unexpectedly, right after they finished eating, someone wasn't watching her closely enough and the female guest almost had to be sent to the infirmary. It would have been fine if she hadn't gotten angry.

"Sister Zhao, calm down, calm down! You need to control yourself! I was wrong, I really didn't mean it!" Comrade Wu said, rubbing his buttocks with a fawning expression.

There's no way around it; which of us men isn't afraid of the deadly female boss in the bureau?

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun glared at him and pointed with her finger: "You wait, I'll deal with you later!"

After saying that, he turned to Ms. Fu beside him and continued, "Are you alright? Don't take it to heart. He just makes a silly mistake once in a while. There are many good young men in our bureau, including him."

Before Ms. Zhao could finish speaking, Fu Pinghui covered her mouth and laughed, "It's okay, he's a nice person, quite cute."

"Young people have a lot of energy, I understand. Don't criticize him too much; I think he's starting to be afraid of you!"

Zhao Yun: ? ? ?
Not sisters? You're making it sound like I'm meddling in other people's business. I'm just trying to stand up for you, not bullying you.

Her lips twitched involuntarily. "Um, okay, shall you continue?" As expected of a wealthy woman, Ms. Fu smiled and then generously stepped forward to Xiao Wu, asking with concern, "Are you alright?"

Unfortunately, Xiao Wu was in a rather disheveled state. As the saying goes, force is reciprocal. Although she had been hit hard on the forehead, Xiao Wu was not in good shape either. Before she could recover, Zhao Yun kicked her hard in the buttocks. The footprint was still there. She was standing to the side with her legs clamped together, grimacing, looking rather comical.

"No, it's nothing!" Comrade Wu took a few deep breaths and said, trying to appear strong.

After all, this kind of pain is something only men understand; women will never comprehend it.

"Are you really alright? You're not going to turn into a little sister, are you? Should I rub it for you?" Fu Pinghui said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu, who was already a bit chubby, blushed instantly. What kind of indecent words were these? "You're going to rub it for me?" Was that appropriate? Were you Naruto Uzumaki, trying to conjure a Rasengan?

"No, no, no, really, I'm fine, really." Although Xiao Wu had a lot on his mind, he was extremely flustered at this moment. He had never been this nervous when he went on a mission. Even though the weather wasn't very hot, he felt that his back was soaked with sweat.

Meanwhile, Lin Mo and the others who were watching the situation were stunned when they heard this. Were these sisters planning this? Did they want to make a move on us?
"Ruyan, I feel like I'm a bit superfluous!"

Just then, Zhao Yun walked back somewhat annoyed, but Liu Ruyan shoved her aside, saying, "You're blocking my view of the fun, get out of the way!"

Zhao Yun: ? ? ?
After saying that, Liu Ruyan looked at Lin Mo and asked, "Little brother, do you think this rich woman is telling the truth or just being polite?"

Lin Mo shook his head: "I don't know. It could be on purpose, or it could be just being polite. But Comrade Wu did suffer internal injuries. If this person can help him rub out the bruises, then the two of them will be officially together!"

After saying that, he looked at Ms. Zhao Yun and said, "Sister Yun, don't worry, you're just superfluous. It looks like your bureau's Xiao Wu is going to have a good life!"

"No? You mean... there's something going on between them?" Zhao Yun asked incredulously, then continued, "But they almost caused an accident just now!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him: "There are stories only when there are accidents. QQ pinned to the top, beaten up, a blow to the head, killing is nothing more than a tap on the head, hit by the capital area code, here comes the little flying stick, flying angry bird, hit the forehead once and get three bumps, let's see whose head is harder."

"They've already gone this far, and you're still worrying about whether she'll be angry? Does she look angry at all? She'd love to do it a few more times!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan and the others were taken aback, but then, apart from Miss Yuan and Ms. Zhao, they all realized what was going on.

Sichuan girl: "Holy crap, Old Mo is awesome! What kind of logical genius are you!"

Liu Ruyan clutched her stomach and laughed nonstop, almost losing all her strength. She clung to him, occasionally patting him playfully, "Hehehe, stop talking nonsense, hahaha, how can you be so naughty!"

The squad leader and He Xiaoyue blushed, while Director Wang, who was filming elsewhere, didn't notice them.

But it must be said that Lin Mo's adjectives were truly vivid and descriptive!

Although Ms. Zhao didn't react immediately, she understood after seeing the reactions of the others and Lin Mo's last words.

"You mean, she's taken a liking to Xiao Wu? Why? They were chatting together just now, but she made a decision so quickly, doesn't that seem odd?" Zhao Yun asked.

After all, the two of them have only met for two hours, and it's already difficult for them to even develop a liking for each other. So, she finds it hard to understand why they could get together now.

Seeing this, Liu Ruyan couldn't help but whisper and explain, "They probably got completely humiliated and submitted!"

After saying that, Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan gave each other a high five in perfect unison.

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It's obvious that the two of them are on the same wavelength. You understand the filth in my heart, and I understand your outwardly innocent but inwardly wicked nature. The two of them are a match made in heaven.

"You got completely humiliated? Oh~~~" Zhao Yun finally realized what was happening, her eyes widened, she looked at the two people over there, then at Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan, and in an instant, she felt her worldview collapse.

These two... these two are shameless! When did the familiar Ruyan become a seasoned driver? She looks innocent on the outside, but is filthy inside. How could she even think of such a phrase?

Of course, the main reason she had this idea was that although she was a woman, she never considered herself a woman and wanted to pursue other women.

If Su He were here, she would definitely sneer. She had discovered Liu Ruyan's "salted duck egg" nature back in college: clean on the outside, but rotten on the inside. It was just that men had put a filter on her because of her appearance.

Does she not know what kind of person this woman is in private?
"Yunyun, calm down. Anyway, it's a good thing. If nothing unexpected happens, you won't come away empty-handed from this social event!" Liu Ruyan said with a smile, supporting Lin Mo's shoulder.

She was all too familiar with this scene. As long as this woman put in a little more effort, Comrade Wu would definitely be in no way out. Don't ask her how she knew; that's how she got her hands on that young man in the first place.

(End of this chapter)