Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 340 Bodhisattva vs. Past Buddha

"I call you a wicked monk with impure desires, constantly claiming to save all sentient beings, yet you are obsessed with women."

"Do you not know that all forms are illusory?"

“I have the appearance of a woman, and the appearance of a man, but I have no self, no human, no sentient being, and no life span.”

Tang Xuanci said:

"Stop talking nonsense. I don't care if you're a man or a woman, as long as you're not my mother!"

As he spoke, ignoring the monkey's obstruction, he strode confidently into Guanyin's social circle, looking down at the 170cm tall woman like a domineering CEO.

The best way to eliminate fear is to get close to it.

The best way to overcome Sadako is to enjoy her.

When the two pairs of phoenix eyes, one male and one female, met close-up, Tang Xuanci felt as if he were looking into a terrifying deep sea.

Darkness, rage, boundless, and filled with the aura of death.

It is heart-pounding and soul-shaking.

But it seems he forcibly jumped into this sea area, swimming underwater, backstroke, freestyle... and even peed!

Gradually, I became indifferent.

Then he added:
"Back then you promised to revive Li Xian, but she died. Now it's your turn to take her place."

"And if you marry me, we'll be in the same boat."

"In the future, your husband can help you kill Buddha and make you the Buddha."

Ah this?

Besides "awesome," Zhu Wuneng couldn't think of any other words to describe himself as an APU coach.

The monkey's heart was in his throat, feeling that the next second, Guanyin would use her hand speed, which he wouldn't have time to stop, to send this cheap master to the afterlife.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva did not do that. Instead, a smile appeared on her lips, and she spoke softly, her breath carrying the scent of sandalwood and musk:

"That's fine.

"Since you are obsessed with physiognomy, then I will agree to your request."

"There is no time to lose. Make preparations quickly. First, take the pretext of subduing the rebellious demons to advance towards Mount Ling and clear away obstacles. Once I inform Lord Lei, we will attack Mount Ling."

Having said that, he floated into the air and vanished without a trace.

Tang Xuanci caught a glimpse of her and called out as he followed her figure:

"Enter the army my ass! Don't try to fool me this time. When did you enter the bridal chamber? When will you send out troops!"

There was no answer; the tent fell into a deathly silence.

Tang Xuanci was drenched in sweat. He lit a bottle of Lishan Chunju liquor, took a deep breath, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The monkey and the pig were already dumbfounded, thinking in disbelief:
"Guanyin, Guanyin Bodhisattva, she actually agreed to his request?"

……

In the seventeenth year of Zhenguan, the year of Guimao, on the auspicious day of Mid-Autumn Festival, a night of full moon.

Tang Xuanci installed a radio frequency device to trigger a nuclear bomb detonation and set up a military-grade demon-revealing mirror in the master bedroom of the Xiezhi Cave on Qilin Mountain, allowing the monkey to verify his identity with his fiery eyes. Thus, he risked his life to marry the most beautiful bride in the Three Realms.

Before this, he had prepared for almost every possible bad situation, including but not limited to:

The bride kills him, kidnaps him, threatens him, scams him... and even suddenly turns into an ugly woman, a corpse, or a Komodo dragon to disgust him!

But to his surprise, none of this happened.

The bride's beauty not only didn't diminish but actually increased, and she didn't slack off at all. She didn't even urge anyone to "hurry up." Even in the last tea garden under the Lishan Group, she would deserve a five-star rating.

If you factor in her good looks, she could easily be a billion stars.

However, for some reason, Tang Xuanci felt a sense of emptiness.

After waking up the next day.

He saw Yinyin sitting by the window, doing her hair and makeup.

With a long, graceful neck and fair skin, she possessed a beautiful and elegant appearance, and a calm and composed demeanor.

Even with a perfect score of ten, it could still score a hundred million.

But he could no longer muster any interest, as if he had suddenly realized the meaning of his literal interpretation of "form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

At noon, he had lunch with the women who accompanied him in the cave. Milk Dragon also came to discuss with him the matter of the West Sea Dragon Palace being threatened by the Buddhist army.

But look: viewed from the side, it's a ridge; viewed from the front, it's a peak; its appearance varies from near to far, high to low. The stream meanders and turns, hiding secluded valleys; its flow varies in depth, speed, and slowness.

But he saw mountains not as mountains, valleys not as valleys, as if they were merely clusters of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen atoms, devoid of any interest.

Finally, he seemed to realize the problem.

Physiology... seems to have disappeared.

He immediately ran out and secretly transformed into the Super Demon Muscular Monk to try it out, and there were no problems.

They then inspected the beaker from the inside, and found nothing wrong with it.

Good heavens, if the penis was cut off physically, then it's like he's been cut off psychologically now.

The strangest thing is that even he himself is not sure if he is normal or not.
He simply felt a sense of loss, like a child who suddenly matured and found Ultraman uninteresting and meaningless to watch.

In the end, he could only take the beaker's advice and attribute it to the object being too high; he might have entered an unprecedented __ mode.

As the saying goes:
After visiting the Five Sacred Mountains, one need not see any other mountains; after visiting Huangshan, one need not see any other sacred mountains. Having tasted the finest Tieguanyin tea, even the wisest person will abstain from tea altogether.

Let's wait and see, and then decide.

……

Let's stop talking nonsense.

After gaining a profound understanding, Tang Xuanci devoted himself wholeheartedly to his career.

Immediately launch the Independent Army, sweeping away the crumbling Anti-Demon Alliance like a whirlwind.

Many demons who did not flee with the Bull Demon King, Yellow-Eyebrowed Buddha, and Nine-Headed Lion King abandoned their evil ways and surrendered directly.

The number of independent troops instantly expanded to 100,000, and they suddenly pushed towards Lion Camel Ridge, making a strong offensive.

Although the Lion Demon and the Eagle Demon hated Tang Xuanci and his disciples to the core, they dared not stay behind. They abandoned the ridge and fled to the foot of Mount Ling, where they asked the Buddha Dipankara for protection.

Tang Xuanci then joined forces and marched westward, easily reaching Lingyun Ferry.

But we see:

Mount Ling stands majestically, soaring into the azure sky, its auspicious clouds reflecting the radiant sunlight.

The rolling chants of Sanskrit and the thunderous sounds seem near, while the majestic images of Buddhas appear far away in the Dharma realm.

Eight Heavenly Dragons encircle the sacred realm, while Vajra Jiedi suppresses the demon tide.

The Buddha's radiance has condensed into a boundless realm for millennia, and the Vajra Wheel protects the Dharma firmly.

It instilled fear in 100,000 soldiers!
At this time, the two Lion Eagle brothers had led the Lion Camel Ridge army to hide behind Lingyun Ferry, thinking they were safe and sound. They even sent someone to provoke Tang Xuanci, telling him to attack Lingshan if he had the guts.

The next day, a deafening cannon blast was heard, and the Independent Army indeed launched its attack on Lingshan.

When they saw that the person sitting high in the clouds, commanding the army, was none other than the compassionate and merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saves people from suffering, their eyes widened in astonishment and they broke out in a cold sweat.

The eight Vajra guardians residing high on Mount Ling also changed their expressions drastically and hurriedly reported the news to the Great Thunderclap Temple.

Guanyin was ruthless and taciturn. She ordered the twenty-four heavens of the South Sea to lead the independent army to break through the formation from three sides of Mount Ling. She herself rode on auspicious clouds to the sky above Lingyun Ferry and threw out the jade bottle in her hand.

She closed her beautiful eyes, slightly opened her lips, and began chanting incantations to cast a spell.

In an instant, boundless light burst forth from the mouth of the jade bottle, transforming into a raging torrent that engulfed the heavens.

Endless, boundless, and limitless.

It was as if a sea of ​​water had overflowed the sky.

At that very moment, a Qilin emerged from the Great Thunderclap Temple, carrying on its back a gaunt old Buddha holding a lamp in his hand.

It was Dipankara Buddha.

“Cihang, Buddha foresaw your intentions. You should return to the South Sea and not waste your cultivation. You are not fit to enter Mount Ling.”

As he spoke, the flickering lamp in his hand suddenly burst into a brilliant light, then split into seven, projecting across Mount Ling and instantly transforming into seven radiant Buddhas—

Its entire body is made of glazed gold flames, with a swastika-shaped Buddhist wheel on its back. Its body stands tall and upright, forming mudras and chanting Sanskrit.

At this moment, thunderous chanting also emanated from the Great Thunderclap Temple, which, together with the seven giant Buddhas, caused the world to change color suddenly, and countless phantom images of seated Buddhas appeared on the outskirts of Mount Ling.

Even Tang Xuanci, who was far away on the west coast, clearly saw this incredibly shocking scene.

There is a sea in the sky!

There are hundreds of millions of Buddhas at the foot of the mountain!

(End of this chapter)