Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 339 presents another condition.

Let's stop talking nonsense.

After some conversation, Tang Xuanci not only indirectly confirmed the basic correctness of the "power of faith hypothesis," but also probed whether Guanyin's request for his cooperation in attacking Mount Ling was indeed credible.

Guanyin said:
Before attacking Mount Ling, she would bypass the Jade Emperor and directly inform the Thunder Lord and the Dao Ancestor, instructing them to suppress Tathagata in the Eastern Continent.

After conquering Ling Mountain, she will personally ascend to the Lingxiao Palace and recommend Tang Xuanci to join her in garrisoning Ling Mountain and jointly governing the West.

When attacking Lingshan, she led the gods of the South China Sea and the Independent Army to the front, attacking from Lingyun Ferry. Tang Xuanci, on the other hand, led the Monkey and Pig and other elites to circle around from the West Sea to the "卍" area strait. However, when the Small Thousand Wheels Barrier showed a weakness, she broke it with all her might.

Tang Xuanci felt that this statement made sense, so he asked:

"Are you sure you can break through that weak point? How do you attack it? Should we let Wukong crash into it, or use the Divine Lightning Formation to bombard it?"

But Guanyin Bodhisattva said:
"The barrier around Mount Ling is exquisite and all-encompassing, and it is also guarded by the ancient Buddha Dipankara. Even if I exert all my strength, I can only create a few opportunities to win, which will be fleeting."

"If we form a large formation to break it, you will be exposed in advance, which is absolutely not feasible; if we let this monkey force its way into the formation, even if it breaks in alone, it will not be able to damage the barrier, but will instead be trapped inside, which is also not feasible."

"Now there is only one way to break the barrier: take out the 'Great Sun Demon Clouds' that you have refined over the years, arrange them according to the directions I taught you, and then unleash them all at once to break the barrier."

"But at least a thousand are needed."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was slightly taken aback, realizing that the Great Sun Demon Cloud she mentioned was probably one of the nicknames given to "Xiao Yi 卍" by immortals and demons, which combined the sun and mushroom cloud.

But he didn't know how Guanyin came up with the number 1000. It was as if she was absolutely certain that she could produce that many.

This is their gang's top secret.

What does it mean to have 1,000 swastikas with a yield equivalent to 170000 tons of TNT?
Bombing Mount Ling wasn't enough, but destroying the human realm of the Tang Dynasty was basically enough.

And yet, only two or three years after their perilous journey to the West ended, he and his disciples were able to secretly forge such a large-scale weapon of mass destruction, keeping it hidden from the gods above them.

If this news gets out, it will definitely shock the immortal realm.

Tang Xuanci immediately pretended to be stupid and said:

"What cloud?"

"Great Sun Demon Cloud".

"Great Sun what?"

"Huangfeng Ridge, stretching for eight hundred li, was once a land rich in spiritual energy. A demonic cloud rose out of nowhere, and the miasma and evil spirits vanished."

Guanyin said irritably:

"If it's the one from Huangfeng Ridge, it would cost a thousand; if it could reach the power of the one from Wuxian Ridge, five hundred would suffice."

Tang Xuanci suddenly realized:

"Oh, you mean that one, the Demon Cloud? That's called Xiao Yi 卍."

"No, a thousand pieces?"

"Are you kidding me? If I had a thousand of these, I wouldn't need to cooperate with you. I would have already taken over Lingshan long ago."

Guanyin's smile deepened, and with a flick of her palm, she conjured a fist-sized, yellowish-green, cracked ore.

Good heavens, it's uranium ore.

She even knew that?

Tang Xuanci and his two disciples exchanged glances, all seeing surprise and doubt on each other's faces.

What does this mean? Could it be... that she has cracked the principles of nuclear weapons?

Tang Xuanci's face darkened, but then the beaker suddenly reminded him:
"She most likely discovered something in Tibet and then connected the remnants of the nuclear explosion to the uranium mines we were secretly mining."

"But the chemical workshops in the Uszang mining area only do chemical extraction. The real place for uranium-235 purification and nuclear bomb manufacturing is a top-secret base in Azov province."

"Moreover, we have long since replaced simple nuclear fission bombs with hydrogen bombs, and our total nuclear arsenal far exceeds her estimate."

"So, she has no idea about the structure and production process of nuclear bombs, nor does she understand fission and fusion reactions. She is probably trying to scam you."

Tang Xuanci cursed the bitch inwardly, then composed himself and began to use the art of language to argue with Guanyin. He soon discovered that Guanyin indeed did not understand the principles, but... she had truly discovered the production chain of the Gao brothers and Tibet.

In other words, she could take down the people there at any time, torture them to extract secrets, and use them as leverage.

Guanyin's expression was as calm as a smile, just like in the Buddhist hall of Taiji Palace back then, as if she already knew that Tang Xuanci would follow the route she had designed.

This reminded Tang Xuanci of how she had used a few black men to force him out of Chang'an, how she had caused him to be driven out of Lishan by Ying Wo with just a few words, and how she had almost been killed in the Women's Kingdom...

I just feel that this guy is not only incredibly strong in combat and extremely intelligent, but he also has absolutely no bottom line. When he gets ruthless, he might even dare to harm his close relatives.

It's really scary.

At this point, even the beaker offered advice, saying that agreeing to cooperate now would be the best option.

But Tang Xuanci was unwilling to accept this and a nameless rage rose within him.

Looking at the woman surnamed Zhang Li, who was in no way inferior to him, he recalled a saying once made by a five-star general—

"The truth behind most anger is fear."

So, as if possessed, he made an extremely bold decision and blurted out:
"Alright, I can fight for Mount Ling with you, but... there's one more condition!"

Whether Guanyin recalled a similar scene or not, she said calmly:
“If you don’t take Ling Mountain, you will suffer the consequences in the future. Now that I’m here to help you, you still want to make demands?”

Tang Xuanci's face hardened:
"What do I have to be afraid of?"

"A few years ago on the journey to the West, there were only the four of us, master and disciples, plus a horse. We couldn't defeat the Buddha. At worst, we could just run away and become fugitives again."

"But if you, a bodhisattva in Buddhism, do nothing, how will you survive in the Heavenly Court?"

"The Taoist factions that have a grudge against you will not let you go, and the Qingliu faction will not trust you. If you join the Buddha in rebellion, you will not be able to defend the territories of Tibet and the Western Regions. From now on, you will only be fit to be the Buddha's dog in Buddhism!"

"Let's see who loses more."

"Also, didn't you want to know exactly how many 尛伊卍 I have?"

"Let me tell you, there are far more than a thousand. There are them in every town in Tibet and Western Tibet. I can detonate them anytime."

"You dare touch my people?"
"If you arrest one, I'll kill ten thousand; if you dare to report me to the Heavenly Court, I'll make sure your South China Sea is ravaged by death!"

He was in high spirits, spitting everywhere.

Hearing this, even the monkey got excited and immediately chimed in:

"Very well, very well, this is exactly what I, Old Sun, have been thinking!"

"Buddha, Laozi, and don't eat this sour radish, aren't you just relying on the power of those believers?"

"If they piss us off, we'll use the Great Swastika to wipe out everyone in the Four Continents, and then we'll settle things with them."

Ah this!

This monkey poet?
Hearing these outrageous words, even Zhu Bajie was stunned.

Although Tang Xuanci knew that doing so would not only severely delay his return to his home planet, but would also make it impossible for him to survive in the Immortal Realm, it would be tantamount to courting death.

But he still patted the monkey on the shoulder and praised it highly, saying:
"Alright, Wukong, that's it, full of energy!"

Guanyin gazed silently at the two unorthodox masters and disciples, pondered for a moment, and finally asked:

"Tell me, what are your conditions?"

But Tang Xuanci's words were startling; his starry eyes stared directly into those beautiful eyes that made his heart flutter, and he said:

"If you marry me, we'll first enter the bridal chamber, then we'll conquer Mount Ling."

Ah...this?

The monkey was stunned. Looking at the bodhisattva who had never had a husband, and then at his master who had a harem of wives and concubines, he simply couldn't imagine the two of them getting married.

Zhu Wuneng thought to himself, "Holy crap!" He felt he had no choice but to accept it. Good heavens, when she gets ruthless, she even thinks she can persuade this fierce and menacing woman? Isn't she afraid she'll just send him to the afterlife?
The beaker seemed to have shut down completely, not making a sound.

Even Guanyin's expression changed slightly; her eyes, reflecting her stunning beauty, flickered, and she spoke, cursing:
(End of this chapter)