Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 341 The Holy Monk pacifies the Vajra Realm

The sense of oppression was overwhelming, a billion times stronger than when I watched the battle between the two ancestors through a projection.

Tang Xuanci couldn't help but sigh:
"This is Yin Yin's true power when she's cheating."

"When she first came to the camp to find us, she didn't use her faith power at all, because if she did, the Buddha and the Dao Ancestor could sense it instantly."

"In other words, Wukong, even without her cheat codes, you still can't beat her."

Upon hearing this, the monkey became furious and said:

"hateful--

"Wait until I, Old Sun, use AI to deduce all the ways of change and completely solve the multidimensional valley problem!"

"If this bitch doesn't use the power of faith, wouldn't it be as easy as laughing at me to deal with her?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Tsk, what bitch? She's your teacher's wife. We are family. Don't say things like that that are detrimental to unity in the future."

The monkey snorted and cursed:

"What motherfker family? (What Kun family?)"
"You monk with a brain full of milk, all you know is lust for beauty."

"Since you could make demands back then, why didn't you let her teach me how to cultivate to the state of perfect enlightenment and feel the power of faith?"

"Do you think that once you've entered the bridal chamber with her, she'll be as foolish as Chen Xiaoke and listen to you?"

"In my opinion, she just wants to use us to conquer Mount Ling. Once Mount Ling falls, she'll turn her back on us without hesitation. What will we do then?"

Tang Xuanci said speechlessly:

Why are you in such a hurry, Dior?

He glanced back at the Bodhisattva Pilanpo, who was gazing westward with a complex expression.

"How to cultivate the Great Perfection realm in Buddhism is not some top secret. Didn't I tell your Master Pei in detail? You still don't know how to cultivate it."

"Yinyin's skill level is already higher than yours. If she pretends to agree and just tries to fool you, can you tell whether she's serious or not in the short term? She might even ruin your training."

"Anyway, taking down Lingshan will only benefit us. Now that she dares to attack Lingshan, she has already shown her stance through her actions."

"If there's a weak point in the barrier later, we'll blow it up. Anyway, we don't need to use up all our nuclear reserves."

"If she dares to turn her back on us, I dare to nuke Tibet and the Western Han Kingdom. This won't do her any good, since we still represent the Heavenly Court."

"Moreover, in my opinion, Yinyin is definitely not the kind of person who can talk about feelings with us like Xiaoke does. She is an extremely rational person, practically a humanoid AI, and will stop at nothing to achieve her huge ambitions."

"But precisely because of this, we are better able to predict her behavior by calculating gains and losses. As long as we calculate without omissions and find that something is harmful to her, we can judge that she will not do it."

"Given the current situation, I'm certain she won't break the contract in the short term."

The monkey, upon hearing this, felt that there was indeed some truth to it, and thus gave up.

Meanwhile, Zhu Ritian, who was standing nearby, heard Tang Xuanci calling her "Yinyin" repeatedly, and his mind was filled with thoughts of his newly acquired cheap master's wife. He was restless and wanted to enter into a relationship with her.

As they spoke, their group of over a hundred people had arrived at the center of the "卍" area on the west side of Lingshan Mountain.

Arriving at a wheat field in a village, Tang Xuanci scanned the surrounding terrain, stopped, and had the monkey take out the following from the Sumeru Realm:
One large swastika, two medium swastikas, and nine small swastikas.

The task was given to the twelve people with the highest cultivation levels, including Zhu Wuneng, Pei Ziyun, and Qu Qing, who were instructed to immediately approach Mount Ling according to the directions indicated by Guanyin and secretly make arrangements.

In an instant, a nuclear weapon with an estimated explosive yield of nearly 13333 “island boy” nuclear weapons began to approach Lingshan.

In the fields, the wind blows the wheat low.

Two skinny, bony children with bright, watery eyes witnessed this scene.

But they didn't connect this group of strangers with the strange phenomenon appearing in the west, nor could they imagine that the wheat field beneath their feet might vanish in minutes.

Guanyin's power still exceeded Dipankara Buddha's imagination.

The sea on the mountain pressed down on the billions of Buddha images, making them breathless. Most of them had already risen into the sky, supported by the seven luminous Buddhas.

The surrounding ground subsided, the forest collapsed, and Lingyun Ferry was subjected to invisible pressure, causing the water level to drop by one meter.

Seeing this situation, the Twenty-Four Devas of the South China Sea, following the decree of Guanyin, immediately led their independent army to launch a fierce attack from the ground, forming a great formation to strike the twelve strongholds.

The expression on Dipankara Buddha's face changed.

The Buddha's shadow, which had been surrounding the west side of Lingshan Mountain, began to gather on the other three sides.

Two attendant bodhisattvas, the eight great vajra sutras, and all the great arhats descended the mountain to join the battle.

The Lion Camel Ridge Group was directly placed at the forefront as cannon fodder.

The blue lion and the golden eagle cried out in despair. Looking up at the female bodhisattva in the sky, they became even more terrified, thinking that if Mount Ling were really breached, they would be doomed.
But at that moment, the sea in the sky boiled and surged, and the seven giant glass Buddhas simultaneously stretched out their palms, forcing the seawater back inch by inch.

Guanyin frowned slightly, and a halo of light burst forth from behind her head, suddenly manifesting a thousand arms, each forming a mudra.

The entire sky and sea suddenly began to spin, its center bulging downwards and pressing down on Mount Ling.

The ancient Buddha's expression changed again, and he summoned even more Buddha images to ascend to heaven.

At this moment, Guanyin opened her pair of incredibly dark eyes and called out:
"Tang Xuanci, why haven't you made your move yet? When are you going to do it?"

Her voice was warm and sexy, resounding throughout the world.

But then a laugh came from the west side of Mount Ling, a deep and sexy voice that reverberated through the mountains:
"Hahaha, you've already turned into my shape, and you're still calling me by my name? You should call me 'Big Husband' first, and then I'll help you."

Ah this?

An army of 100,000, 70,000 demons, and 20,000 monks and Buddhas... were all dumbfounded.

My brain felt like it had been ironed flat. I could understand every single word, but I just couldn't connect the subject, verb, and object to understand the meaning of the whole sentence.

Even the ancient Buddha Dipankara, who had lived for countless years, was completely bewildered, having no idea what the rogue monk and Guanyin were up to.
"If you had been any later, your 100,000-strong army would have been reduced to ashes."

Guanyin spoke again, her voice turning icy.

Although Dipankara Buddha couldn't figure out how Tang Xuanci was going to make a move, after discerning the location of the sound, he suddenly had a bad feeling. However, facing the immense pressure from Guanyin, there was very little he could do.

Tang Xuanci did not reply.

One second, two seconds, 2.5 seconds~
Twelve dead white light spots erupted simultaneously on the other side of Mount Ling, instantly expanding and merging into a giant sun!
The intense light engulfed all the wheat fields, villages, and mountain outlines in the "swastika" area; everything on the ground was either reduced to ashes or shattered.

On the other side, Lingshan Mountain, standing close to the sun, became a silhouette that seemed about to melt in the intense light.

The mountain is intact, only trembling slightly.

However, the Vajra Barrier protecting the outer perimeter of Mount Ling completely collapsed within the radius of the twelve fireballs.

The thousands of Buddha images protecting the west side vanished in an instant.

The army of 100,000, the demons of 70,000, and the monks and Buddhas of 20,000 were once again dumbfounded by the blinding light and the heat wave that swept around the mountain.

But the expression on Dipankara Buddha's face... completely changed.

"Wukong, the time for revenge has come! Kill them all!"

Tang Xuanci roared as he burst forth from beneath a patch of scorched earth, having already transformed into a super-powerful, muscular monk, and sped toward Mount Ling.

"We will raze Mount Ling to the ground today!"

(End of this chapter)