Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 338 The Beauty King's Plot Against a Tiger

"That bitch has already cast a spell to seal off the area around her tent; electromagnetic waves can't get through."

The monkey cursed in Ying language, already gripping the golden cudgel in its hand.

Zhu Wuneng was also on high alert.

In addition, Qu Qing, the battalion commander of the Tang-character battalion, and several of his personal guards were also in the tent. Seeing the legendary Guanyin of the South Sea right before them, their eyes widened in astonishment and wonder, and they all simultaneously recalled a rumor—

The Eastern Golden Cicada, the Western Compassionate Voyage.

"This bitch must have come on the Buddha's orders. She's here just in time. Let's kill her first!"

As the monkey uttered another sinister phrase, it instantly sprang to life, combining its magical power and spiritual essence, its mystical skills and scientific principles to the extreme. Wielding its staff, it stirred up a "warped point" in three-dimensional space that connected to four dimensions.

A section of the staff entered through the curved point, bursting out from behind Guanyin and striking down on her head.

The speed has reached a terrifying 0.001c.

So fast, so close, so cunning... even Si Xuange probably couldn't defend against it.

However, it seemed that Guanyin had already foreseen this even before the part of the staff appeared.

His eyes shone with a divine light as deep as the sea. With just a slight movement, he pointed backward and struck the direction from which the staff shadow came.

Space is in turmoil.

The golden cudgel seemed to have been struck into water, its speed suddenly decreased, it shook violently, and it came to a stop at Guanyin's delicate fingertips.

Countless ripples, almost tangible, spread out within the tent, interfering with each other and shattering the sand table, map, computer, wine glasses, and more, causing them to sway and shake.

Tang Xuanci felt a sudden disorder in his bones, flesh, and blood, as if he were being pulled in different directions by those chaotic ripples.

Guanyin remained unmoved, her thin robe swaying with the waves, outlining her exquisitely beautiful curves.

However, these ripples only bounced within a limited space and did not extend beyond the command tent.

A full 0.12 seconds passed before the space returned to calm, and the staff that had struck Guanyin's fingertip disappeared.

Tang Xuanci knew that the monkey had used all its strength, and it would need a while to cool down after hitting the monkey with that stick before it could hit the same force again.

But this attack was caught so easily.

Is this due to the power of faith, or solely based on one's own cultivation?

If it's the latter, that would be terrifying.

"You little rascal, your cultivation has improved quite a bit, but why is your temperament still so impatient?" Guanyin gently opened her mouth, her voice warm and alluring.

Seeing that his strongest attack had been blocked by Guanyin, the monkey's eyes showed five parts astonishment and five parts anger, and he cursed loudly:

"You son of a bitch, die!"

He immediately brandished his stick, intending to attack again.

Tang Xuanci also steeled his heart, intending to transform into a super super super super super demon muscle monk, first break out of the camp, order his generals to surround and fight to the death, kill this bitch first, then fry her, and then deep-fry her to vent his hatred from that year!

But then Guanyin suddenly said:

"Tang Xuanci, the reason I have come here is to discuss with you the matter of attacking Mount Ling."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci and his two disciples were stunned. They exchanged glances, wondering to themselves, "Is this scientific? Is this a beaver?"
Soon, Tang Xuanci looked at her with disbelief and cursed:

"You, a bodhisattva of Buddhism, a dog of the Buddha, come to me asking to fight against Mount Ling? Are you trying to fool me?"

Guanyin smiled faintly and said:
"Amitabha.

"Now the Buddha is going against the will of Heaven, causing chaos in the Three Realms, resulting in the suffering of all living beings, and thus he is worthy of being punished by both gods and men."

"Although I am a Buddhist monk, I am also a celestial being from the Heavenly Court. My actions should prioritize the salvation of all sentient beings, and... truly the salvation of all sentient beings."

As she spoke, a genuine smile appeared on Ru Xiao's lips—

She needs no adornment, no makeup, her gentle charm and graceful demeanor are captivating, and her words are alluring.

Zhu Wuneng was both craving and horrified, his heart filled with two completely opposite feelings.

Like:

Imagine an ordinary person watching TV at night when suddenly Sadako crawls out, but when they look up, it's the face of 18-year-old Yang Yifei and the breasts of 28-year-old Liu Mi. In short, it's incredibly contradictory.

When Tang Xuanci saw that she was actually hypocritical and shameless, shouting her own slogans, he immediately frowned and said:

"Fuck your mother's head!"

"Stop pretending to be virtuous. You're just a hypocrite."

"If you really want to fight Ling Mountain, you go by yourself, we can cheer you on from behind."

Guanyin was not annoyed, and said calmly:

“You rogue monk, though you appear reckless, you are not a foolish or short-sighted person.”

"We should know that if we do not take advantage of the emptiness of Mount Ling now and launch a swift attack to defend against the Tathagata's counterattack on Xiniuhezhou, we will be in danger."

"In the future, you and your disciples will be the first to bear the brunt of the danger."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci narrowed his phoenix eyes, both surprised and suspicious. He thought to himself, "Good heavens, this woman has planned this carefully and came prepared."

Guanyin has now hit his weak point, but he has no idea what she is planning or whether she is serious or not.

At that moment, a beaker whispered in my mind:

"It is not impossible for Guanyin to genuinely cooperate."

"first.

"As a Bodhisattva in Buddhism, she is definitely a key target for the Heavenly Court to guard against now."

"But there is no news yet of Mount Luojia assisting the Buddha. She is still officially one of the Five Elders of the Heavenly Court."

“Secondly.

"She did indeed have the motivation to leave Buddhism."

"We previously speculated on a list of people within the Three Realms who could utilize the power of faith, and Guanyin was on it, with a very high probability."

"Her status in Heaven is equal to that of the Buddha; in Buddhism, she is definitely the second most important person. Although she is a Bodhisattva, she is far superior to the Buddhas of the past and future. In terms of both the quality and quantity of her followers, she far surpasses them."

"Therefore, based on this, believers are very important to her."

"However, since the center of the Southern Jambudvipa where the Great Tang is located is directly under the management of the Heavenly Court, its real territory is only a small piece of the Southern Jambudvipa landmass where Mount Luojia is located, as well as the territories of Tibet and Hami in the Western Regions."

“The southern islands are sparsely populated, and their total population may not even be as large as that of the Ü-Tsang region.”

"Therefore, the people with the highest level of faith in Guanyin are mostly concentrated in the area east of Liusha River, where Guanyin temples are everywhere."

"From a geopolitical perspective, this is actually very disadvantageous for her."

"Imagine if she were to join forces with Tathagata to oppose the demons now, she would not only immediately lose her position in the Heavenly Court, but also lose control over Tibet and the Western Hami Kingdom."

"If she loses, she and Buddhism will be finished; if she wins, her status and power may not be as good as before."

"No matter how you look at it, it's an unwise move."

"On the contrary, if she chooses to help the Heavenly Court conquer Mount Ling."

"At that time, not only will the territories of Tibet and Hami in the west still belong to her, the elder of the south, but even the many Buddhist kingdoms west of the Liusha River and east of Lingshan may be able to gradually change their appearance and replace the Mahavira Hall with the Guanyin Hall."

"Even if Buddha were to go to the South China Sea in a fit of anger and destroy her Mount Luojia, he would still make a profit."

There are no permanent enemies, and there are no permanent allies.

"It is conceivable that her previous assistance to Buddha in leading the pilgrimage plan was not only for her own benefit, but also to avoid the premature escalation of the conflict between Buddhism and Taoism, which would have led to the current predicament of having to take risks."

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci decided to talk to Guanyin. After all, Guanyin was right; he desperately wanted to attack Mount Ling, even if it meant risking everything.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Therefore, he suggested that Qu Qing and the others go out first, so as not to let others notice the unusual situation and cause a big commotion, which would leak the news.

Guanyin immediately withdrew her magic, seemingly unconcerned that he was secretly calling for reinforcements.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Xuanci lit a Lishan Chunju cigarette, gave one to the monkey and one to the pig, and began to talk to her carefully, following the beaker's line of thought.

(End of this chapter)