Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 337 Guanyin Attends the Feast with a Single Bottle

After the death of the Great Rhinoceros, the Nine-Headed Lion King, seeing that the situation was not good, decisively summoned his disciples and grand-disciples to flee.

Taking advantage of the fact that the Demon-Slaying Army was transferred back to the north to suppress the "Demon Ancestor's Rebellion," they joined forces with the Yellow-Eyebrowed Buddha and broke out of the Thunderstrike Mountains, heading north to Luzhou.

The three brothers of Lion Camel Ridge then concentrated their army and pursued the Bull Demon King to the southeast, fighting all the way to the southwest coast.

The Bull Demon King and his remaining sworn brothers were scattered, and he didn't even have time to pick up his D-cup little wife from Mount Jilei. He hurriedly fled across the sea.

The poor Jade-Faced Fox Princess was surrounded and pursued by the Six-Tusked Elephant Demon, who had long coveted her body, and was about to be captured and taken back to Lion Camel Ridge to be strengthened a hundred times.

Fortunately, in her panicked escape, she stumbled upon the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who had come to investigate the strange occurrences while examining the barrier of Mount Ling.

The monkey was furious. As soon as it saw the six-tusked elephant demon, it pulled out its staff and charged at it, attacking it mercilessly.

As the saying goes, "lust is a knife hanging over one's head," and it is indeed true.

The six-tusked elephant demon was excitedly chasing after the beauty, accompanied by only a few hundred demon followers. Little did he know that a monkey, the most powerful fighter in the Three Realms, would suddenly appear on the way.

The monkeys launched a devastating attack, catching them completely off guard. Seven or eight of them died instantly, and more than fifty were injured.

The elephant demon king used all his skills to fight the monkey for five rounds, but was hit in the head with a water droplet and suffered a concussion.

The monkey grabbed the elephant's trunk and slammed it to the ground, smashing it repeatedly.

It was so frightened that it cried and begged, "Grandpa Sun, spare my life!"

Considering the intelligence issue, the monkey temporarily suppressed its murderous intent and instead kidnapped both the monkey and Princess Jade Face back to the central army camp.

Upon seeing the Beauty King, the Jade-Faced Fox was first awestruck, then burst into tears, her pitiful state causing her skirt to soak. She immediately hinted and suggested:

She was willing to help Tang Xuanci subdue the old forces of the Wansui Fox Clan, and with her vast fortune... she devoted herself to him.

Seeing her sincerity, Tang Xuanci took pity on her and agreed without hesitation.

Then he heard that the Anti-Demon Alliance had collapsed and the Lion Camel Ridge Group had converted to Buddhism, which made him even more depressed. He beat the Six-Tusked Elephant Demon again before asking about their previous attack on Mount Ling.

When Zhu Wuneng returned with several celestial generals who were among the most skilled in large-scale magic arrays among AP masters, and combined this information from various sources, a conclusion was reached—

The existing nuclear weapons stockpile cannot break through the barrier of Lingshan.

The small thousand-wheeled Vajra realm is exquisite and perfect, with no flaws on the outside. Whether it is a dispersed explosion or a concentrated explosion from a certain direction, the yield of 2.5 million tons is simply not enough.

Moreover, there is a past Buddha presiding over the Great Thunder Temple.

"Damn, attacking Ling Mountain is not feasible."

Tang Xuanci cursed and swore, getting angry at the sight of the meek and submissive elephant demon. He went up to it, grabbed its bald head, and shook it.

"You bunch of opportunists, two-times livestock."

"Damn it, you believe the Buddha when he says he will forgive past transgressions?"
“Once the situation in Dongsheng Shenzhou stabilizes, the first thing he’ll do when he returns is deal with you three traitors.”

He added in his mind:
And then... they'll come after me!
At this moment, Sha Wujing, who was participating in the meeting remotely via telephone, also frowned and said:

"Neither the Buddha nor Lao Tzu is stupid."

"No matter how deep their grudges are, they cannot act impulsively and fight to the bitter end, allowing other forces to benefit."

"In my opinion, the great battle over there won't last much longer. If no other changes occur in the short term, it will enter a stalemate."

"At that time, Tathagata might really come back to deal with us, just as Master predicted."

"Now, the Jade Emperor is taking the opportunity to weaken the power of the Taoist sect in the Heavenly Court."

"That Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun is his own nephew. Many of the demon-subduing army and local military governments are from the Zhang family, and they have also made a lot of benefits in Dongsheng Shenzhou."

"Upon closer reflection, this was something that Buddha and the Jade Emperor had already discussed long ago."

"If the Jade Emperor secretly turns a blind eye to Xiniu Hezhou at that time, our foundation will be in danger!" Zhu Wuneng said, "Alas, after all this fighting, that bastard Zhang Bairen has become the biggest winner."

The monkey frowned and said, "We can't defeat Mount Ling, so monk, what do you suggest we do now?"

Tang Xuanci remained silent, only stroking the elephant demon's head, seemingly lost in thought.

After a long while, he then used harsh words to coerce it, forcing it to contact the Lion Demon King and the Eagle Demon King, and persuade them to abandon their evil ways and cooperate with him.

It turned out that he was still unwilling to give up and wanted to explore the possibility of infiltrating the "Nuclear-Pingling Mountain" again.

The Six-Tusked Elephant Demon dared not disobey and immediately called Lion Camel Ridge, putting it on speakerphone.

After a ringing sound, a suspicious and cautious voice came from the other end.

The six-tusked elephant demon, holding an iPhone, said:
"Hello, Zhang Fengyi?... It's me... Quickly call the Great King and the Third King to answer the phone."

Soon, the call was transferred to the other two villains, and Tang Xuanci got straight to the point, starting to persuade them to become "three-surname livestock".

Appeal to emotions—

"The lion reigns supreme over the four continents, and the roc dwells between heaven and earth. How can they remain subservient to humans for long and be used as mounts by those bald monks?"

Explain it to them with reason.

“When Buddha returns, you will definitely suffer the consequences; instead, join me now to attack Mount Ling and make great contributions, and I guarantee that you three brothers will be granted the title of Heavenly Immortals and enjoy immortality.”

Good heavens, the Green-haired Lion Demon on the other side was clearly moved when he heard this, and suddenly asked Tang Xuanci how he planned to attack Ling Mountain.
But the Golden-Winged Eagle Demon remained obstinate and immediately launched into a tirade of curses:
"Stop talking nonsense, you bald thief. You and that rascal monkey think you can take down Mount Ling?"

“The Buddha is my nephew. If I don’t believe in him, why should I believe in you?”
"If you know what's good for you, release them immediately, or the day all the Buddhas return will be the day you are torn to pieces!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Enraged, Tang Xuanci plucked out the elephant demon's six white tusks to use as ornaments. He then tore the demon to pieces, threw it into a cauldron, and served it with star anise, cinnamon, soul juice, and instant noodles. He then had a hot pot meal with Wukong and Wuneng.

He also filmed a food vlog and posted it on Lion Camel Ridge.

In the video, the three of them, master and apprentice, were laughing happily, but they became sullen after the camera was turned off.

The reason is that the blitzkrieg plan to Lingshan is completely doomed.

For now, it seems the only option is to prepare for a tactical relocation in advance; even Beaker thinks so.

However, right now!

She arrived quietly.

The woman most lustful in the Three Realms appeared suddenly, just as she had appeared before Tang Xuanci years ago.

Similarly, he did not bring any servant guards, but only a small jade bottle.

It seems they completely disregarded Tang Tianwang, Sun Wukong, and the Independent Army.

Inside the command tent, Tang Xuanci's gaze was filled with doubt and uncertainty. He glanced at the small bottle in her hand, the large cup on her chest, and finally landed on her face, which was both alluring and serene, and so beautiful that it could create an uncanny valley effect.

He thought that he had long since become a god despite his mortal body, and that he would never be as terrified as he was the first time he saw this bitch.

But that feeling still lingers.

Don't let her status as a workaholic in the cosplay world fool you; she's also the most popular leading lady in the film and television industry.

However, if those male fans were to actually meet the real person face to face, they would definitely be "afraid of the truth but fear the truth," with 99.99% out of 9 million people being so shocked that they would be dejected, or even shrink into a slug in fear.

"Monkey, morse dat shit & call backup...and move my lil'man out!"

(Wukong, hurry up and send Morse code to call for reinforcements! Also, have someone send my son away first!)
(End of this chapter)