Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 326 The Domestic Strife Club and the Guagu Conjecture

The news of the women's longevity once again shocked the Three Realms, and for a time, opinions varied widely.

Beaker deliberately used a matrix of marketing accounts to stir up controversy, claiming that Tang Xuanci had exhausted the longevity fruit within him due to his injury, while also spreading a provocative rumor—

"Through this clinical trial, the holy monk has found a way to re-cultivate the Nine Revolutions Immortal Life Fruit and extend the lifespan of both male and female primordial spirits."

"One day in the future, whether poor or rich, whether a monster or an immortal, may all live as long as the Southern Mountain and enjoy boundless blessings."

"Achieve: True salvation for all beings!"

As expected, it caused a collective sensation.

Regardless of whether humans and demons in the Three Realms believe in such a grand narrative, it is an undeniable fact that at least hundreds of thousands of women in the Desert Saint Capital refined their primordial yang energy to achieve immortality.

Why them, and not us?
Could it be that the holy monk is biased? Of course not!
The answer is obvious, simply because... those in the right place get the best view.

Immediately, a massive number of transvestites, especially female transvestites, began to rush even more frantically towards the capital of the Desert.

If you can't get into the Holy City, try to settle down in Aden. If you can't get into Aden, at least put down roots in the Kingdom of Baoxiang.

The thresholds of the household affairs offices in countless city god temples have been worn flat by countless footsteps.

Countless new routes have been added in the West Sea, South China Sea, Tongtian Flowing Sands, and Northern Mountains, causing the gray income of the East-West Logistics Group to explode.

In ancient times, the Duke of Zhou spat out his food to welcome guests, and the people of the world turned to him.
Now there is a holy monk who reveals his teachings, and all beings take refuge in him.

The Taoists fell silent upon seeing this, while the Buddhists wept bitterly.

Even the Heavenly Court intervened, immediately ordering the Heavenly Internet Surveillance Bureau to delete a large number of videos and news articles, and urging all beings in the lower realms not to believe or spread them.

……

After the birthday celebration, new talents came to join us every day.

Women in organizations and the military received tangible benefits, not only increasing their combat effectiveness but also their loyalty.

The Scorpion Demon's injuries have healed, Siqin has transformed into human form, and Kunkun, who has absorbed the most life-giving energy, has also broken through to human form, becoming a "blue and white bicolor child" with two light white stripes on its upper body.

From a distance, it looks like a child with dark blue skin wearing white overalls.

Her features were fairly delicate, but she had neither __ nor __ below her body; she was not female.

Its combat power is extremely high; if it wants to run away, even a monkey can't catch it.

This is all good for Tang Xuanci.

However, there was also a bad thing.

Because of the Longevity Club, the women he had intended to keep secret from his family were all exposed.

Left with no other choice, he had to bite the bullet and take Liang Gui as a concubine, shamelessly explaining to his mistress that he had no choice but to do so for the sake of victory in the war and for the sake of his family.

He originally thought that since the beaker could now travel to the heavens four times and help him achieve godhood in one battle, managing these women would naturally be a piece of cake. Given more time, things would return to normal at home.

However, while the beaker could calculate the movements of 400,000 demons without missing a single detail, it completely failed to predict the chemical reaction caused by more than 20 women colliding together.

No, it can't even be called a chemical reaction anymore.

With the addition of women like Lady Iron Fan, the Queen of Xiliang, and Princess Wansheng, the entire family seemed to reach a critical mass, directly triggering a chain reaction and exploding!
In just two and a half months, at least eighty incidents of infighting within the household occurred, including but not limited to:
Jealous princess punctures the silver dragon horse, shameful Ao Ling angrily fights her vile sister.

Pilanpoyin, a former enemy, abandoned her husband and left the holy capital.

Lady Fan met Lady Fox, and Poisonous Green Girl instigated Red Boy.

He sent a sports car to the Jade Orchid Mountain Lord, and handled the affairs of the immortals, while the corpse demon played tricks on the little guy.

Spider BB sets a trap with its poisonous web, but Fairy Apricot transfers the blame to Zhanji.

Little Huibao narrowly escaped death at a young age, and Min Siqin searched for the true culprit.

The Queen hosts a family banquet to celebrate her birthday, but the Demon Lord, provoked, angrily overturns the table. The lowly concubines, reduced to cattle and horses, suffer humiliation, while the City God, with righteous words, whispers in their ear.

The Black Fox Spirit was unjustly punished by the family's rod, while Baihua Xiu was innocently caught in the crossfire.

The unfortunate monk carried the stem to apologize, while the resentful woman, provoked, returned to Azhou.

Pei Pusa wields power in the desolate capital, while Ying Zhumu reorganizes the Tang family mansion.

True love and affection are shown to the concubines who keep a close eye on their husbands, while the wives and concubines form cliques and engage in private schemes.

……

The eccentric old woman was used as a pawn, and her sarcastic remarks caused chaos at the poker game!

The Hall of Gathering Righteousness twice hosted the Feast at Hongmen, and Zhu Ti of Shangliang Mountain imitated Liu Bang!
He swung his treasure fan in a fit of rage, unleashing a sky-piercing burst of energy; he formed a hand seal, causing the Earth to explode like a celestial star!

At this point, Tang Xuanci was completely speechless.

If he absolutely had to express his feelings using his limited language skills, he could only say three words:
What a sin——

If we let the beaker help refine the color, then:

Full of frustration, and tears of bitterness!
Everyone says the imperial harem is wonderful, but who knows what it's really like?
In short, Tang Xuanci completely gave up on treatment, and in the end, he only left a heartbreaking voice message in the Yunxin group of "We Are a Loving Family":

"Go ahead and make a scene, make a scene, go ahead and make a scene!"

"That would make me anxious and uneasy, lead to a defeat on the front lines, throw the capital into chaos, and ruin my foundation!"
"I'll just follow you all on your journey to the West again, risking my life for you!"

Then, he lied and said he was going to the military government to train the heavenly soldiers. He took Ge Bao and his three apprentices to a clubhouse invested in by Tengyun Entertainment Group in Wuji Kingdom, leaving all the housework to be managed by Beaker, and didn't even bother to check the information.

During this period, Tang Xuanci spent his days not only fighting the Scorpion Demon and eating, drinking, and having fun with Wuneng and Wujing, but also guiding the monkeys in their cultivation.

Speaking of monkeys' comprehension, whether in metaphysics or science, it is definitely top-tier (T0 level).

Since receiving guidance from his cheap master and finding a new direction for his efforts, he has integrated the scientific inferences given by the beaker into metaphysics and has also learned nine extremely profound changes in strength and weakness.

Inspired by a "droplet" warhead from Tang Xuanci's home planet, he created a supernatural power that could completely exclude electromagnetic and weak forces from the skin and fur of his body, binding them together solely by the strong interaction force.

When activated, it transforms into a monkey smoother than a mirror... no, smoother than a neutron star, with atoms on its body arranged neatly and firmly bonded together as if welded, even its own vibrations disappearing.

In macroscopic terms, it is at absolute zero, has almost no friction, and is several times harder than the previous indestructible body!
The flying needles that Si Xuange shot with his hand were already difficult to pierce.

Tang Xuanci gave this move an awesome name:

[Powerful Undying Body]

Furthermore, based on this supernatural power, the monkey improved the internal channels, combining "chain nuclear fusion" and "Lotus Calamity Annihilation Wave" to create a move of terrifying power:

[Super nuclear explosion shockwave]

This is not over yet...

Now, the monkey has developed a strong interest in the "multidimensional valley conjecture" in mathematics.

This problem originally originated from a plane geometry problem proposed by a person named "Guagu" on Tang Xuanci's home planet, also known as the "Guagu Rotating Bar Problem".

Simply put, it means:

Assuming an iron rod is 1 unit in length, what is the minimum area it needs to cover if it is rotated 180° in a two-dimensional plane?

Later, when applied to n-dimensional space, it became a profound problem in studying the measurement of spatial line segments and the properties of dimensions.

Given the scientific level of Tang Xuanci's home planet at that time, they could only prove the Gu Gu conjecture in three-dimensional space and use enormous computing power to simulate finite solutions in four to ten-dimensional space.

The monkey clearly used these findings and metaphysics to understand something. When Tang Xuanci was working on projects with Wuneng and Wujing, it didn't participate at all. Instead, it spent its days gesturing and practicing with its one-meter-long golden cudgel.

Every now and then, he would hold his iPad and write or draw, deep in thought; or he would come to his cheap tutor, who averaged 25 points in junior high school math, for help.

one day!
(End of this chapter)