Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 327 A True Unexpected Fatherhood
Tang Xuanci, Wuneng, and Wujing were playing the mobile game "Immortal Alliance" in a VIP-only wine pool and meat forest.

He played Sun Wukong in the top lane;
Sha uses "Mang Monk" as his jungler;
Pig chose a blonde, handsome ADC, second only to Monk in looks, to play bot lane with a support player.

Even Si Xuange was beside her, holding the iPhone Zhenguan 16 Pro Max that Tang Xuanci had forcibly given her, frowning as she looked at the video she had just come across. The video was about a female demon sharing how she had a child with a human evil cultivator.

Meanwhile, the monkey sat slumped in the middle of the huge hot spring, fiddling with its meter-long golden cudgel in the water.

I do not know how long it has been.

The three, master and apprentice, who were playing together, suddenly felt a great commotion. When they looked up, they found that half of the pool water had been drawn to the area around the monkey, turning into countless streams of water that flowed continuously in a three-dimensional, mixed form.

The monkey, its eyes gleaming with golden light, continued to wave its stick in the center. Its movements were not intense, but the stick's rotation and movement followed a strange trajectory.

If mathematicians who have studied the "Guagu Conjecture" were to look at it, they would probably notice that the feeling of the golden cudgel rotating and moving has a "Bauer translation" feel to it.

But when Marshal Tianpeng and General Juanlian looked at them, they couldn't understand what their senior brother was doing at all, because this level of water control was something that anyone with feet could do, right?
suddenly~
As the monkey's fur bristled, the speed at which it spun the stick increased dramatically, and something incredible happened.

The golden cudgel in its hand twisted and extended in both directions, as if light were being captured by a black hole, bending and disappearing.

And at the same time.

A half-section of a "golden hoop pillar" with a diameter of over thirty meters appeared out of thin air above, swept down towards the top of the hall, and with a bang, smashed a huge hole in the ceiling.

A thick "golden hoop" appeared out of nowhere behind Tang Xuanci, lashing his back with overwhelming force, knocking the three unsuspecting master and disciples, along with several technicians, to the ground in the hot spring.

There was also a flat, oval-shaped "golden hoop" that flew out of nowhere from the bottom of the water, slicing past Si Xuange's head and startling her so much that her pupils shrank.

Extremely weird!

These golden cudgel bodies, with different shapes and directions of movement, all appeared simultaneously, much like the projections of a three-dimensional object passing through different planes.

However, they are not two-dimensional projections; they are all three-dimensional entities.

The blow caused the walls and roof of the entire water hall to collapse, startling the technicians and maids who screamed in terror.

"Master!"

Sha Wuneng felt that Tang Xuanci had been hit hard on the back, so he quickly pulled him out of the water.

Seeing that the monkey was still wildly waving his stick around, he quickly tried to tell his senior brother to stop his supernatural powers to prevent the people in the club from being beaten to death.

Despite the excruciating pain from the slight crack in his spine, Tang Xuanci glanced at the monkey and immediately recalled the explanation the beaker had given—

The thing it studies is related to spatial dimensions. If it can truly combine with metaphysics to achieve a breakthrough, it will greatly promote science.

He was puzzled but impressed, thinking to himself, "Wow, Wukong, Wukong, this is the real Wukong?"
So he immediately grabbed Wujing and said:
"No, let it continue. Let's get out and evacuate the crowd."

"Thump," "thump," "thump!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than another bizarre attack with a stick erupted in the space, its force several times greater, shattering more than a dozen walls into pieces.

"Holy crap, that damn monkey is inhuman."

Zhu Wuneng picked up a technician with a bloody head and ran off cursing.

Soon, Sha Wujing also protected his master and flew outside, while all the employees and guests fled in panic.

Si Xuange flew to the top of the now-open water hall, keeping an eye on the golden cudgel that might suddenly strike her from nowhere, while staring at the monkey wielding the cudgel below, her beautiful eyes clearly showing surprise.

The entire clubhouse seemed to have been attacked by an unknown monster; the commotion grew louder and louder until it gradually fell apart.

"Hehehehehehe... It's done, I, Old Sun, have succeeded!"

"boom"

With a deafening roar, the entire clubhouse was utterly destroyed by the violent impact of a massive, towering "golden train."

According to statistics, the accident resulted in three deaths and 27 injuries.

One of the distinguished guests, who was seriously injured, was a third-generation immortal with a truly impressive background.

However, Sha Wujing had already extended his power to the surrounding major regions and prefectures, and with just a little effort and a couple of phone calls, the problem was perfectly resolved.

Finally, Tang Xuanci helped his disciple come up with a powerful name for the new supernatural power.

The beaker said that when it used this supernatural power, the golden cudgel seemed to instantly enter a higher spatial dimension, and then return to three-dimensional space with an incomprehensible geometric trajectory, resulting in a physical collision.

So it's called... the Eight Desolations and Six Directions Dimensional Reduction Strike!
The six directions refer to the heavens, the earth, the east, the south, the west, and the north.

The Eight Directions refer to the eight directions: east, south, west, north, southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest. Combined with the phrase "dimensional reduction attack," it's both the perfect finishing touch and incredibly powerful, making it ideal for monkeys who like names like "Great Sage Equal to Heaven."

Sure enough, the monkey was overjoyed, clapped his hands and cheered, repeating the name more than a dozen times. Then he couldn't wait to challenge Si Xuange to a duel.

The two fought for another hundred rounds.

Indeed, Si Xuange had no way of predicting the Eight Desolations and Six Directions' dimensional reduction attack, and had no other way to break it except to be prepared to withstand it head-on.

However, the monkey is no longer able to control the Eight Desolations and Six Directions to launch a dimensional attack. Hitting the target depends entirely on luck, and it cannot unleash its strongest power.

So it still lost, and was pierced by the scorpion's stinger once again, nailed back to the pillar of shame.

……

The fact that the four of them were secretly staying at a club was exposed, and Tang Xuanci had no choice but to return to the capital of the desert. While dealing with the chaos in the harem, he also prepared for another western expedition.

Let's stop talking nonsense.

Two more good things happened before the expedition began.

One is:

The Poisonous Demon Lord, who struck fear into the hearts of countless immortals and demons, has mysteriously become pregnant.

Ever since she defied Tang Xuanci's wishes in the ancient cave of the Zimu River, she has neither drunk the water of the Zimu River nor spent time alone with Tang Xuanci or the monkey.

If this fetus is not related to monkeys, then it must be Tang Xuanci's.

After the monkey vehemently denied it, Tang Xuanci was both surprised and delighted.

Surprisingly, this was his first time becoming a father.

Moreover, back on his home planet, he was either a desperado or a soldier on the run, and he had never thought about this kind of thing before, so he was caught off guard.

The good news is that scorpions don't eat their young.

Si Xuange clearly did not intend to kill the child in her womb.

Moreover, judging from the reactions of the direct descendants of the Poisonous Mountain Group, the Si clan values ​​this descendant very much.

It turns out that for immortals and demons, as long as they break through to the Nascent Soul Realm (complete transformation), reproductive isolation is no longer a problem.

But there is an even bigger problem: “theocratic isolation”.

Simply because it is too sophisticated for the masses.

The higher one's cultivation level, the more difficult it is to achieve yin-yang harmony and conceive offspring. This is a matter of the "essence of divine consciousness," and finding a partner of equal cultivation level is completely useless.

Knowing that he was infertile, Si Xuange had been running a surrogacy business in the Zimu River for a thousand years. In addition to making money, he also had an important purpose: to study the "problem of divine reproduction".

But in the end, she was unable to conceive by drinking river water, so she attributed the problem to the incompleteness of her primordial spirit.

To her utter surprise, after going against Tang Xuanci's wishes, she became pregnant before her primordial spirit had even recovered.

Moreover, she used her primordial spirit to confirm the bloodline of the fetus in her womb, and found that it not only shared the same origin as hers, but was even quite pure.

Therefore, this fetus is very important to her.

Then Tang Xuanci would have another bargaining chip: to recruit them for his own use... or at least to bind their interests together.

Sure enough, under Tang Xuanci's persuasion, although Si Xuange still refused to call him "husband," she was less resistant to his proposal to conquer the world together.

Finally, Si Xuange stated that he proposed three conditions, including but not limited to "the child must have the surname Si".

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed.

As for whether the child's surname is Chen, Tang, or Si, he can't say he doesn't care; he can only say he's indifferent.

Of course, he pretended to care a lot and took the opportunity to use the art of negotiation to pull the demon lord along, and finally succeeded in getting the demon lord to agree to transform into his shape at least one day a month.

And so, a demon and a saint, having become pregnant, entered into a marriage and began their joint quest for supremacy.

Another thing is:

(End of this chapter)