Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 311 The Queen of Western Liang Yearns for Her Younger Brother
Tang Xuanci rode a heavenly horse, full of vigor and high spirits, and led his troops to the border of Xiliang.

A massive wall of bronze and iron stretched across the towering peaks, reaching tens of feet high, with a faint, eerie light emanating from its top, sealing off the heavens and the earth.

Let alone Attack on Titan from the anime on our home planet, even Ultraman would have a hard time jumping over it without flying.

Countless golden-armored soldiers stood atop the walls, wielding axes, halberds, and swords, ready for battle. It truly felt like the entire city was adorned in golden armor.

Clouds and mist swirl between the two towering peaks, and not a single bird can be seen.

"Damn it, even with their backs to the Flaming Mountain, their defenses aren't loose at all."

"They really are all big-breasted bitches; they've already spotted us." The monkey perched on the head of a celestial horse, shading his eyes with his hand as he peered out.

"The Kingdom of Women, how could it be fake? Pfft," Tang Xuanci spat out betel nut residue, "Where's Vice Commander Pig? Quickly call him over to see you."

It turns out that Zhu Wuneng didn't like riding horses; he only liked to lie on the large animal-drawn carriage and take a nap.

A company commander quickly ran to the middle of the line and invited him to the front.

Zhu Wuneng, who had been yawning, suddenly became wide awake after his gaze swept carefully over the towering wall. He commented in a deep voice:

"The food in this Women's Kingdom must be excellent. On the left, there's a row of towering waves; on the right, a row of overlapping mountains; and the red-armored female general in the middle is almost as tall as the Milk Dragon."

Tang Xuanci said unhappily:
"Alright, are you really going to take this seriously? Quickly assess whether a direct assault on this place is feasible?"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Wuneng lazily led several heavenly generals from the mage company into the air and flew towards the tops of the left and right peaks to analyze the enemy situation.

Tang Xuanci led his troops forward. When they reached the pass, a group of female soldiers leaped down from the high wall and came flying in the wind. In an instant, they blocked their way and signaled them to stop.

The leading D-cup captain demanded:

"What kind of demons are you, and what do you intend to do by coming to our borders?"

Although her mouth spoke sternly, her eyes were very honest, staring at the handsome and majestic man on the tall horse without blinking, clearly showing three parts amazement, three parts curiosity, and four parts drooling!

Behind them, the female soldiers clad in golden armor were all the same, regardless of age.

Before Tang Xuanci could reply, the monkey cursed:
"How dare you short-sighted, shrewish women call us demons?"
"Open your dog eyes and take a good look. We are heavenly soldiers and generals."

"I, Old Sun, hmph, am none other than the Great Sage Riding Heaven who wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace! Sun-Wu-Kong!"

Several female soldiers whispered among themselves:

"The one riding on horseback... seems to be the holy monk who traveled from the East to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, the younger brother of the Tang Emperor—the Beauty King."

"It's true. Two years ago, when I was guarding the Tongtian River, his image circulated from Chenjiazhuang on the other side. Our camp even pooled money to make a copy, and I secretly admired it."

"There's no mistake, it's him."

The other female soldiers were even more astonished to hear that the legendary man was right in front of them. Even the D-cup captain leading the group was so surprised that her mouth formed an "o" shape.

As for the "Great Sage Equal to Heaven," they completely ignored him.

But... ahhhhhh... The monkey, filled with inexplicable anger, said again in a bad mood:

"Sour radish green pond".

"Go quickly and tell your commander that our Independent Regiment is on its way to the Tongtian River to exorcise demons. Open the pass immediately and let us through."

"Otherwise, you will be charged with obstructing military operations!"

Hearing the monkey's words, the D-cup captain snapped out of his daze, and while performing the hellish "Don't Look Challenge," he sternly said:
"What Independent Regiment? We've never heard of it."

"His Majesty has said that the borders will be closed this year, and no outsiders will be allowed to enter."

“But if any demons want to pass by, they can go around from the foot of the eastern mountain. We have specially left a passage there that is not affected by the ‘Poisonous Enemy Annihilation Array’.”

Upon hearing this, the monkey sneered inwardly:

"They say they're just borrowing the way, but they actually want to trick us into opening the gate so they can go in and wipe you all out!"

He immediately burst into a tirade of curses:

"Go back to your mother's head!"

“We are heavenly soldiers, and you won’t let us pass. Could it be that you have also allied with the anti-demon?”

"If that's the case, then I, Old Sun, will wipe you all out in one fell swoop."

Seeing that the monkey was about to attack at the slightest provocation, Tang Xuanci finally spoke up:

"Wukong, don't be rude. Have you forgotten our group's three rules and eight important points? Speak politely." Then he turned to the D-cup captain, directly showing him the fake immortal text he had previously transformed the monkey into, and began to reason with him and appeal to his emotions, saying something like:
"...Assisting the Heavenly Court in saving all living beings is the duty of every nation...In an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent..."

His tone was upright and dignified, his voice deep and sexy, making the hearts of the women flutter and their eyes moist.

After he finished speaking, the D-cup captain hesitated for a moment, then took the fake immortal text he had thrown at him and returned to the gate to ask the general for instructions.

Not long after, the deputy commander returned from his reconnaissance mission and told Tang Xuanci and the monkey—

The environment here is exceptionally favorable, the formations are unpredictable and mysterious, the women inside are quite powerful, and there's also the infamous Scorpion Demon in charge... Even without considering other anti-demon taking the opportunity to launch an attack, it would probably be very difficult to seize it by force.

The monkey was not convinced and declared that it was necessary to meet that scorpion demon this time and fight it for three hundred rounds to see what ability it had to sting the old Buddha.

However, Tang Xuanci knew that Comrade Pig was always very accurate in judging the strength of the enemy and himself. He heard that taking it by force was not an option, so he could only hope to seize it by trickery.

A moment later, the D-cup captain returned with his men and asked:

"General leading the way, may I ask if you are the Beauty Queen of the Great Tang Dynasty?"

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed, thinking there was hope, and immediately admitted it.

Unexpectedly, the other party only asked a few questions, and then told them that the general had already sent someone back to the capital to report to His Majesty, and asked them to wait in place for one day.

After saying that, he went back.

Tang Xuanci had no choice but to order his troops to set up camp on the spot.

Meanwhile, the news quickly reached the palace. King Qu Yuezhuo sat on his throne, looking at the fake immortal text while listening to the report.

What do you think she looks like?
Capacity 34D, estimated to be thirty years old, appearance of peace and prosperity, but body of national disaster and people's suffering.

"The person who has arrived is actually... the Tang Dynasty's Imperial Brother?"

As she murmured this phrase, a vision of a shadowy figure, hidden in the dragon bed and stained with water, appeared before the Queen's eyes.

After hearing the performance, she dismissed the messenger and spoke privately to the C-cup Grand Tutor standing to the side:

"No snowflake is innocent in an avalanche."

"This statement is not only poetic, but also rich in philosophical meaning."

"Currently, demons are making strange moves all around our country. If we simply close ourselves off and sit idly by, what will we do if those demons gain power and invade us in the future?"

The Grand Tutor of the C Cup pondered:

"Your Majesty is right. Why not immediately send an envoy to the sacred mountain to offer sacrifices and inquire about this matter?"

The Queen was overjoyed and immediately sent an envoy.

The sacred mountain they spoke of was actually Poisonous Mountain, located in the northwest corner of the capital.

There is a Poisonous Enemy Cave in this mountain. When the Queen's messenger inquired at the altar at the foot of the mountain, the news that the Independent Regiment wanted the beavers to pass through reached the cave.

The two female demons were heard discussing:

"That monk, the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, is actually leading heavenly soldiers to pass through our area?"

"Yes, they came from the west, crossing the Flaming Mountains."

"The Nine-Turn Immortal Longevity Fruit is inside his body. If we capture him, wouldn't the master's injury have a chance to heal? At that time, he won't need to go into seclusion every year, and the Poison Enemy Clan can also multiply and grow stronger."

"You've forgotten that the Longevity Elixir must be refined in the Lotus Pond of Mount Ling, and the Nine-Turn Immortal Fruit must have been sealed by Buddha. Besides, how easy is it to capture Tang Sanzang? At this moment, our lord is still in seclusion at the bottom of the Mother-Child River, and the surrounding situation is so chaotic. We absolutely cannot allow outsiders to enter the country. It would be best to send them away as soon as possible."

“That’s true. We can only discuss this matter after the Lord comes out of seclusion, but judging from previous years, it will take at least two or three months.”

"Alright, quickly have someone manifest a spirit, order Qu Yuezhuo to close the city gates tightly, and no matter what kind of heavenly soldiers or demon soldiers they are, none of them shall be allowed to enter. I will also take some people out to take a look."

……

The next day.

When Tang Xuanci saw the D-cup captain leading the team, he directly refused their request to "open the gate and let them pass," saying that he could send troops to lead the way and take them around from the outside.

After that, no matter how Tang Xuanci and his disciples played good cop or bad cop, they remained firm in their stance and warned them not to approach any further, or they would bear the consequences!
The monkey was furious and immediately wanted to pull out its weapon to kill these bitches in front of it first.

Although Tang Xuanci was also very unhappy, he still managed to persuade the monkey to stop, and whispered:

"Don't worry. Your master has another plan!"

(End of this chapter)