Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 312 A Surprising Scheme to Destroy Dimensions

The monkey, very curious, asked, "What plan?"

Zhu Wuneng, however, muttered from the side:

"What other tricks could he possibly have up his sleeve? His good looks, of course. Does he really think he can get away with just one trick?"

"In this country, there are 200,000 women. Even if you persuade ten a day, it will still take you 20,000 days."

"Besides, the one controlling this place from behind the scenes is that scorpion demon. We don't even know if it's male or female. Even if it is female, do you think it will fall for your tricks?"

Tang Xuanci raised his hand and pointed at him five times in succession, while laughing:

"childish!
"Do you, Marshal Tianpeng, know that the highest level of struggle is not open warfare or indirect attacks, but rather fighting and killing?"

"It is, rather, a struggle of ideas and forms."

"Oh?" The monkey, puzzled but impressed, asked, "What is '意形' (yixing)?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Symbolism is a collection of ideas."

"Monks worship Buddha, Taoists worship the Three Pure Ones, and mortals revere the Heavenly Court. This is the essence of the matter."

"If one day, everyone discovers that Buddha, Laozi, and the immortals of Heaven all have smelly excrement, are proficient in eating, drinking, gambling, and whoring, and must consume peaches of immortality and elixirs to prolong their lives, and fight each other for profit, then..."

"Then the most deeply rooted concepts in the mortal world will change. Do you think mortals will still worship them as they do now?"

"The Kingdom of Women rejects men, which is also a symbolic representation, and an extremely fragile one, full of lies, that cannot withstand any impact."

"You can tell from the way those female soldiers look at their teacher."

"Xiao Bai's living corpses have also been discovered. The psychological and physiological structures of the people in this country are normal, but they are suppressed by the mental and physical constraints formed since ancient times."

"Occasionally, outsiders and male demons would mistakenly enter the territory. They would execute them according to the rules, and they would also secretly make specimens and sachets to keep for themselves. It was extremely twisted."

"I observe that the reason why those Scorpion Demons and Poison Enemy Sects have closed themselves off from the world is because they are afraid that the outside world will bring in a stronger ideology, shatter their existing forms, and cause their country to cease to exist."

"So, although we can't physically infiltrate, we can directly use intangible thoughts to launch a dimensional reduction attack, turning the entire country into free, progressive women, thirsty, and promiscuous harlots!"

"At that time, even if the scorpion demon can suppress their bodies with violence, it cannot imprison their free and thirsty souls."

"We can simply raise the iron fist of justice to save women and take this place with ease, right?"

After listening to this eloquent discourse, the monkey suddenly understood and exclaimed that the ox was forcing him.

Even Zhu Wuneng had to admit that this rogue monk's strategic thinking was far superior to his own.

As Marshal Tianpeng, he led troops to fight against the myriad demons of the North Sea and the barbarian gods of Luzhou, and also rushed to the west to fight against the Black God race in the far west of Niuhezhou.

But after fighting for over a thousand years, they never thought of this aspect.

Now, listening to my cheap master's explanation, I suddenly remembered all the mysterious actions taken by various factions in the Heavenly Court during their struggles, and I felt like everything was becoming increasingly chaotic.

The monkey quickly asked, "So what should we do now?"

Tang Xuanci smiled and said:
"Of course, we'll use the most advanced medium to deliver the simplest and most direct content."

After saying this, he reined in his horse and returned to the captain with the D-cup, expressing his respect for their king's choice. He then asked them to lead the way through the mountains, citing the urgency of the military situation and the need for secrecy.

The D-cup captain had already received the order and was secretly delighted. He readily agreed, immediately sent someone back to the pass to report, and then led the independent regiment away.

Once she completed her task, Tang Xuanci revealed his true intentions, first giving each of them an iPhone as a token of his gratitude.

He then took out all the electronic products and 5G simplified base stations from the Sumeru Warehouse, taught them how to use them, and had the D-cup captain take them back to present to the Queen.

Of course, just like the novel coronavirus and rabies virus, when they first enter the human body, there will be an incubation period in order to prevent them from being immediately eliminated by the immune system.

Tang Xuanci had already had the beakers pre-process these electronic products. On the surface, apart from making phone calls, recording videos, and playing small games, there was nothing that clashed with the customs of the Women's Kingdom.

Therefore, this batch of items was successfully presented to the palace, and the Queen was delighted with it. She loved it so much that she also gave it to her important ministers and advisors to admire and discuss its uses.

Tang Xuanci sneered inwardly, and immediately ordered Sha Wujing, who was in charge of logistics, to quickly transport tons of iPhones and hide them inside.
G-Spot Novels, Little Yellow Potato, Douyin, etc., are apps specifically modified for women.

Short dramas such as "Li Shimin Falls in Love with Me, a Servant in the Taiji Palace", "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower Again", and "Deep Love, Sticky Water" were adapted specifically for the Women's Kingdom.

Novels such as "Young Master Bai Jie", "Gao Shenwei and Lin Xianzi", and "Red Apricot Is Not a Object Within the Wall" were rewritten specifically for the Women's Kingdom.

...Of course, all great works are infused with a controlling ideology that can subtly awaken people.

Subsequently, Tang Xuanci repeatedly traveled to the border of Xiliang to request passage and also proposed exchanging resources to replenish military supplies.

In short, through various excuses, tens of thousands of iPhones were sent into the "Daughter Kingdom".

As women gradually become familiar with how to use mobile phones, those apps and their content will naturally come to the surface, as if they were discovering them on their own initiative.

Those glowing screens were like the opening of Pandora's box, drawing in their gaze and souls, making them wander in a completely new world they had never experienced before.

After just three minutes of experience, they will fall in love with this world and be unable to tear themselves away.

……

The king's palace.

"Woman, you have successfully caught my attention..."

The classic lines came from the iPhone: the Queen lay on her side on the dragon bed, her phoenix eyes fixed on the screen, her focused expression flickering in the light and shadow.

Although the domineering male lead in the short drama who is pinning the palace maid against the wall is Emperor Taizong of Tang, this does not affect the fact that the queen replaces the male lead with his imperial brother in her mind and then puts herself in the female lead's shoes.

That's right, she was watching episode 10 of "Li Shimin Falls in Love with Me, the Maid in Taiji Palace" at that moment.

Last night, she stayed up all night watching the finale of "Meteor Shower Again," so much so that she didn't even go to the morning court session.

"Your Majesty, are you still awake? It's past midnight." A female official came to the bedside and gently reminded him.

"Well, I'll go to sleep after I finish watching this episode. You can go and rest first," the Queen said, her eyes fixed on the screen.

The female official agreed and withdrew.

Time flew by, and the Queen watched two and a half more episodes without realizing it.

Suddenly, as the short drama was playing, a scene appeared that had always been omitted in the previous short dramas.

If a professional editor were to describe it, it would be like not cutting a single line, not shortening the timeline, and presenting it entirely in the style of a documentary.

The Queen had never seen such things before, let alone seen them. Born from the Empress Dowager who drank river water, she had no idea where she could even hear about them.

Her heart skipped a beat, and she longed to enter the room.

After watching for another forty minutes, she took a deep breath and finally turned off the short drama.

However, as her slender fingers slid across the screen, she quickly opened the personal album that Tang Xuanci had specially recorded for the first batch of iPhone users, and found a song—

"listen"

It wasn't that this was her favorite song, but rather that the music video for this song featured Tang Xuanci transforming into a super-duper muscular demon monk on Mount Taihua.

The angle is perfect, no corrections needed.

Who grinds the red beans, strand by strand, to make them fragrant?

"Let longing overflow from the cracks and become a river."

"A fleeting glimpse into the ear, a gentle touch amidst the vicissitudes of life; may the noisy world forget us..."

She was completely captivated by the enchanting voice.

Actually, she is not alone.

The female official who had returned to her side room to rest earlier was also holding up her phone, listening to the same song.

There were also ministers, guards, and peasant women.

Listening to this deep, sensual ballad in bed, under the city walls, in the fields.

The Zimu River flows slowly, as if it is quietly listening to something.

Listen to the frenzy in her breathing.

"Her heartbeat was burning hot."

"Listen to them on both sides of the river, until the end of time..."

(End of this chapter)