Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 310 The Suppressing Purple-Robed Holy Monk's Picture of the Women's Kingdom
"Alright. Tonight at Hai hour (9-11 PM), have the spider demon prepare a quiet room. When I arrive, I will tell you."

After saying this, Pilampa drifted away.

In fact, Tang Xuanci had already guessed what she was most likely to bring up.

What does she want most right now? It must be Jin Chanzi.

Therefore, she will most likely require herself to tell the "truth" and answer all questions truthfully to confirm whether he is indeed Jin Chan.

So he began to weigh the pros and cons with the beaker, to see whether, for the sake of his home planet, he should tell the truth, lie, mix the truth and the lies, or deceive the public with a fake.
However, he did not expect that this demon bodhisattva was even more eccentric than the Old Mother of Lishan, and did not play "truth or dare" at all, but directly wanted to play "dare".

She went back and dressed up carefully, looking like she was celebrating Qixi Festival that night, and made an unreasonable request of him.

Although it is unreasonable.

But it did not violate morality, after all, polygamy, with concubines and servants, was the mainstream etiquette in the Three Realms.

She certainly wouldn't harm anyone else, as long as Tang Xuanci didn't marry her as his principal wife.

It has absolutely nothing to do with saving all living beings.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci could not refuse and could only earnestly persuade him, saying:

"I am not Jin Chan! I am not Jin Chan! I am not Jin Chan!"

Who knew that the Bodhisattva clasped his hands and chanted:
"Birth arises from delusion. Death arises from birth. Birth and death are called delusion. Death of delusion is called truth."

“If you are Jin Chan, then I will have him.”

"If it is not the golden cicada, then I will obtain the true one."

Ah this?

After hearing the explanation from the beaker, Tang Xuanci was impressed but didn't quite understand, and sighed inwardly:
"The Bodhisattva's level is really different; his level of thought is clearly higher than Wowo's."

After sighing, he took out a jar of spinach.

"Don't call me Bodhisattva! Call me... Ziyun~ umm."

The next day.

Pei Ziyun was satisfied, but she was not satisfied with the taste. Instead of returning to Ziyun Mountain to continue her seclusion, she summoned her eleven disciples, who brought divine weapons and magical treasures, and wanted to stay by her beloved Dharma partner's side to help her.

It is euphemistically called: saving all living beings.

Tang Xuanci had mixed feelings about this.

The good news is that this is a Bodhisattva-level expert, and his disciple is at least an Arhat (Immortal) level cultivator, and he is extremely familiar with this area. The Independent Regiment's combat strength has been enhanced to an epic degree.

The worry is that if the Queen Mother of the Qin Dynasty finds out about this, the consequences are unimaginable.

But he only wasted 150 seconds internally before abandoning his plan and immediately using the binding band to tame the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord. He then taught the binding band spell to the spider demons, enabling them to use the Demon Lord to command the demons and quietly take control of this territory, laying the foundation for doubling the production capacity of deuterium-tritium fuel.

Then, with only Pei Ziyun and the two spiders (AB) and dozens of other immortals and demons by his side, he returned to Zhu Zi Kingdom to tell Vice Commander Zhu the good news.

With tears in his eyes, Vice Commander Pig devised an even more aggressive strategy, directly assembling seven thousand elite troops and marching westward, striking fear into the hearts of all kinds of demons, forcing all the major mountains to close their doors and windows.

They even fought as far as the foot of Lion Camel Ridge, forcing the "Golden-Winged Eagle," "Azure Lion," and the "Six-Tusked Elephant Three Demons" to retreat from Yuhua Prefecture and recall some of their forces to launch a second encirclement and suppression campaign.

Upon hearing the news, the Independent Regiment acted swiftly, destroying most of the spoils that would slow their march, and turned to flee.

During their escape eastward, Tang Xuanci sensed that Madam Niu had transformed into his own form. He then used this opportunity to create a false sense of danger, feigning indifference to lure her in. Sure enough, he managed to coax her into taking up the banana leaf fan and clearing a path through the Flaming Mountain.

While observing the enemy situation, Deputy Commander Zhu did not order the Independent Regiment to pass directly through Flaming Mountain. Instead, he devised a plan to "openly cross Flaming Mountain while secretly bypassing Fire Ridge," leading the main force to circle around to the rear of the "Mountain Moving Army" and launch a surprise attack, directly striking them from behind.

The monkey, amidst a vast army, took the enemy general's head and smashed the head of the Lion Camel King, the Great Sage Who Moved Mountains, with a single blow.

The Independent Regiment decisively defeated the enemy, slaying 4,400 demons.

The second demon siege was a complete failure, and the news of victory reached the Heavenly Palace and the Three Continents and Four Seas, causing a sensation.

Tang Xuanci placed great emphasis on propaganda. He even set up a dedicated media platoon within the Independent Regiment, comprising 23 people including photographers, war correspondents, and writers. Their daily task was to document everything comprehensively.

How they marched, fought, held meetings, and lived... and the many words of praise and gratitude from the good demon cultivators of Xiniu Hezhou who had endured many hardships.

The content, including images, text, and videos, was then rigorously reviewed by Beaker and distributed through a vast matrix of accounts to nearly ten million mobile apps and computer web pages that had already been sold.

The content praised the heroic performance of the Independent Regiment led by Tang Xuanci, and also lauded the great, glorious, and correct decisions of the Heavenly Court. Even the official account of "Tianwangjian" (Heavenly Net Surveillance) reposted it several times.

Meanwhile, the number of internet users in the Three Realms has been growing exponentially. Beaker uses many fake accounts modeled after internet celebrities from the home planet to guide users to produce self-media content.

Many iPhone owners have become minor internet celebrities, either flaunting their wealth, reviewing magical artifacts, sharing their spiritual insights, or even engaging in suggestive dancing to solicit gifts.

The more content, the more potential users; the more potential users, the more people will buy phones and computers; the more phones and computers are bought, the more content will be uploaded…

The left foot steps on the right foot, forming an ecosystem.

The daily active users of the Douying app alone exceed 250 million.

The daily life of the Independent Regiment is currently the most popular topic.

Tang Xuanci was undoubtedly the top star, attracting countless fans and gaining immense popularity among the immortals and gods, thus restoring his reputation as a holy monk.

Anyone who dares to post "demon monk" in the video comment section will be subjected to cyberbullying and countless private messages insulting their family.

If anyone posts any negative information about him online, it will definitely not be seen by others, because Beaker will immediately limit the traffic through related keywords and other means.

The Jiawu Divine Lord kept his word and personally went to the Lingxiao Palace to request credit, bestowing upon Tang Xuanci the title of "Sandalwood Merit Divine General" and granting him the rank of a fifth-grade immortal.

At the same time, at his request, the Ministry of War officially delivered a document outlining the imperial edict, increasing the preferential treatment for those who surrendered... and the extent of the amnesty.

This would allow him to directly raise a large-scale surrendered army, which could then coordinate with the three armies of the Heavenly Army on the front lines to completely break the deadlock.

Soon, the Independent Regiment was no longer content with small-scale operations and raised its banner, expanding from a regiment into two divisions.

Centered on the eastern part of Zhu Zi Kingdom, they seized mountains and ridges, extending west to Pan Si Ridge, east to Huo Yan Mountain, south to Ji Sai Kingdom, and north to Xiao Lei Yin, turning the "siege war" into a "defense war".

However, they were guarding the enemy's home base.

Another month passed, and relying on their advantageous terrain and the distraction of the three armies on the main battlefield, they managed to withstand the third encirclement and suppression by the demons.

After the demons withdrew, Tang Xuanci waved his hand and immediately dispatched five thousand vanguard troops, who crossed the Flaming Mountains and arrived at the place he most wanted to conquer.

daughter country.

This is because the living corpse he sent back to the Women's Kingdom has been undercover for nearly two and a half years.

Therefore, he already had some understanding of this mysterious and dangerous place.

Although this place is called a "country", it is only two hundred miles in circumference and has a population of about two hundred thousand, which is far less than that of Azhou.

However, since the people inside all reproduce by drawing water from the Mother River, their bloodlines are extremely pure and they are exceptionally gifted, so the entire country can cultivate, and almost the whole nation is a soldier.

The standing army numbered over ten thousand, all of whom were at least at the Golden Core stage.
The commanders of the Imperial Guards and Colonels all possessed cultivation levels above the Nascent Soul Realm.
Most of the generals, prime ministers, and high-ranking officials have already reached the level of immortals in terms of cultivation.

Therefore, in the Heavenly Court's official classification, the Kingdom of Women does not belong to the mortal realm, but to the celestial realm.

But it is different from ordinary demon mountains.

There are no local land gods, mountain gods, temples, or government offices here, nor is it under the jurisdiction of the domain government. Since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, it has been similar to the Western Heavenly Spirit Mountain and the South Sea Luojia Mountain area, where local gods govern themselves.

Tang Xuanci heard from the White Bone Demon that every household here does not worship celestial beings, nor does it respect Buddhism or Taoism; instead, they worship a "Poisonous Enemy God" on the sacred mountain of the capital.

This is probably the legendary Scorpion Demon, who could even fight Buddha one-on-one.

In short, the Women's Kingdom is a force to be reckoned with. Tang Xuanci hadn't come before because he knew it wouldn't be easy to deal with.

(End of this chapter)