Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 309 A Condition

It is said that although the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord fell into the trap and came to Pansiling, he was, after all, an anti-demon, and acted cautiously. He also brought more than a hundred demons and Taoists from the temple with him.

However, the monkey completely disregarded them. When Spider Maiden (GG) and Spider Cry (BB) led them to a stream near the Cleansing Spring, it didn't follow Tang Xuanci's advice to launch a surprise attack. Instead, it led three hundred Sky Riders out arrogantly, surrounded them, and laughed, brandishing its club:
"Hey, you heretic! Your Grandpa Sun is here! Surrender now!"

The demons were terrified, and even the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord turned pale with shock, pointing angrily at the spider grandfather and grandson who had led the way:

"How dare you betray us!"

SpiderGG snorted coldly:
"My spider clan has lived on this mountain for a thousand years. How can we remain subservient to others for long! You, you demon, have betrayed the Heavenly Court. Today, by eliminating you, we are abandoning darkness and turning to the light!"

The monkey was quite pleased with the expressions of the demons and was about to make a few more teasing remarks when he heard a voice coming from the cavalry company commander, Donkey Fang's, walkie-talkie:
"Wukong, stop your damn nonsense! Leave the lookouts outside the mountain to me. You capture that centipede demon right now, and don't let the rest escape!"

Hearing that the demonic muscle monk was also there, the demonic cultivators became even more terrified.

With lightning speed, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord flipped his palm and struck out towards the location of the Yellow Flower Temple. A demonic eye appeared in his palm, shooting out a bright golden light that slanted towards the sky.

Zhu Yuanzhang had reminded Tang Xuanci that the reason why the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had such a name was because he had cultivated hundreds of magical eyes on his body.

It can spray golden light and yellow mist, piercing through rocks and obscuring the sun; it is truly formidable!

Just as the golden light was about to reach the outline of the mountain range, it suddenly stirred up a ripple. The golden light seemed to hit a transparent silk woven from countless fine threads, unable to pass through, and disappeared directly.

Seeing this, the monkey chuckled:

"Well done, you bastard, you want to call for reinforcements? Since you won't shed a tear until you see the coffin, then take a beating from your grandpa first!"

Having said that, he raised his stick and began to strike!

"Don't panic, everyone! Follow me and we'll break out!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord roared and drew a precious sword to meet the attack.

Seeing that there was no way out, the other demons unleashed their magical treasures and displayed their supernatural powers, engaging in a fierce battle with the spider demons and cavalry.

It turns out that most of these nearly one hundred Taoist priests were also demons.

The two toad demons, the left and right protectors of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, spewed poisonous fire and yellow miasma, and fought fiercely with Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Ti for fourteen rounds without a clear victor.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's personal disciple was a bee demon with four wings on its back, wielding a long spear. It fought Donkey Fang for eighteen rounds. Donkey Fang pierced it to the ground with a single halberd strike, then trampled its skull with his hooves.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, who was in charge, was indeed quite skilled. Relying on his sword and the dozens of demonic eyes covering his arms, he fought the monkey for a full twenty rounds before his limbs went weak, his demonic eyes bled, and he was sent flying a hundred meters by the monkey's staff, even losing his sword.

Just as the monkey somersaulted after him, about to deliver another blow,

The demon lord tumbled to his feet in a disheveled state, and with a rip, tore his entire Taoist robe apart, revealing a sight that would make anyone with trypophobia die instantly.

Good heavens! His chest and ribs were covered with demonic eyes, far more than the hundreds that Zhu Yuanzhang had mentioned, there must have been at least a thousand!

It turns out that this fellow, as the most loyal Black Glove of the Taoist sect, did not obtain powerful magic weapons such as the Vajra Bracelet or the Banana Leaf Fan after transforming into an anti-demon.

However, with the strong support of the Taoist sect, he has evolved directly from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord to the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord in the past few years.

Seeing the monkey raise its staff to strike, the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord unleashed his full magical power, roaring:
"Congeal!"

His body was covered in blood vessels, and his thousand eyes were wide open. In an instant, he burst out with golden light and yellow mist, which was dark and bright, and covered the mountains within a hundred miles.

The monkey was the first to be hit. In the golden fog, it felt immense resistance. It was difficult to move forward or backward. The world spun around it, and the light was blinding. For a moment, it could not even distinguish east from west.

Meanwhile, Tang Xuanci had just defeated several demonic cultivators who hadn't entered the mountains and was about to go find the monkey when he was stunned by this sudden change.

Fortunately, FF, DD, EE, and CC had already activated the Spider Silk Array on all sides of the mountain, so the golden mist that filled the sky would not be visible from the outside for the time being.

Tang Xuanci hurriedly ordered Zhu Zhanji (AA) to gather reinforcements to try to break through the condensed and persistent light mist from the outside.

However, the composition of this thing is unknown. It cannot be dispersed by the wind or burned by fire. It looks like just light and gas, but when it comes together, it is harder than a solid. Even a Hellfire missile can only penetrate a hundred meters or so before slowly coming back together.

Tang Xuanci was speechless, wondering if the cavalry company would be completely wiped out. Zhu Zhanji looked anxious, worried about the safety of his great-grandmother and grandmother.

Not long after, a monkey-like figure forcefully broke through the light mist and rushed out.

Tang Xuanci quickly called it over to ask.

The monkeys told them that the others were alright for the time being, but were trapped.

Presumably, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord—no, the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord—was trying to use this tactic of hiding to save his life, waiting for the people in the temple to discover the anomaly and send troops to rescue him.

Tang Xuanci then asked it if it could break this move.

The monkey didn't answer directly, but instead said:

"Just now, I also bumped into your lover in the light and shadow, the eldest one, and asked him for a way to break free from this illusion. She said that not far to the south, there is a sage who lives in seclusion on a sacred mountain."

"Once, this evil Taoist went to seek bad luck, but the other party only used magic to create a gust of wind, which broke his supernatural powers. From then on, this fellow never dared to set foot in that mountain again."

"If we can invite that sage to come and help us in the name of the Heavenly Court, we will surely be able to break the deadlock."

Tang Xuanci frowned, as if he had thought of something, and asked, "What mountain?"

The monkey looked at him strangely and chuckled, "Purple Cloud Mountain! That sage is none other than that big-butt Bodhisattva."

Ah this?

Sure enough!

Tang Xuanci said irritably, "You were there that day too, and I deleted her Yunxin account. Now you're begging her again? Is that okay?"

The monkey said, "What's the big deal? I think that old nun is already itching for you and lusting after your body. Just agree to give it to her a few times."

Ah this?

Spider AA, who was standing nearby, had obviously heard of the great name of the sage in the nearby Purple Cloud Mountain. When she heard the conversation between the master and disciple, her charming little face was filled with surprise.

Tang Xuanci pondered for a moment and felt that this matter could not be delayed for too long, otherwise things might change.

After all, the Nine Yang Spring is very important to the Taoist sect, and it would be terrible if it attracted the army of demons.

So, he immediately said to the monkey:

"Therefore, you go find her alone."

“Tell her that your master has just started his business when he suddenly encountered a great calamity. He was trapped by the evil sorcerer and his fate is unknown.”

"Don't say anything else, there's a 99% chance she'll come."

"Oh?" The monkey blinked its fiery eyes and left in response.

As expected, it rode the wind straight to the Thousand Flower Cave of Ziyun Mountain, found the person in charge, and spoke its mind.

The Bodhisattva Pilanpo's irritated expression suddenly changed, and he stood up abruptly from the futon.

Beneath the monks' plain robes, the waves surged like mountains, rolling and crashing.

Before long, Pilanpo hurriedly returned to Pansiling with the monkey.

Gazing at the magnificent light and shadow before her, she didn't hesitate and formed forty-nine Buddhist mudras with both hands.

The monkey, with its fiery eyes, observed that behind her appeared a wondrous seven-crested rooster with shimmering tail feathers.

With his robes fluttering, Pilampa pointed a finger, and a gust of wind flowed from his fingertip.

At first, it was as fine as silk threads, but in an instant, it transformed into a raging torrent, its roaring sound resembling a thousand chants intertwined.

Wherever the wind passes, rocks crumble into dust and trees are uprooted, yet strangely, no living creatures are harmed in the slightest.

The golden mist enveloping the mountains melted away layer by layer, like snow meeting the blazing sun.

In an instant, the group of evil cultivators had nowhere to hide.

The monkey had already dragged the stick down from the height and soared down, finding the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord and beating him mercilessly, finally forcibly putting the prepared restraining headband on his head.

Tang Xuanci hid in the shadows and watched, shouting for Niu'er to force him.

Later, I learned that the H-cup Bodhisattva's move was inspired by Jin Chanzi, and he was enlightened by the wind, calling it: "Eighty-four Thousand Winds of Troubles".

The name Vairambhaka originates from this.

Of all the eighty thousand troubles, it is easy to cleanse oneself, but the word "love" is the most difficult to unravel!

When the female bodhisattva discovered that the person she was trying to save was not in danger at all, she immediately questioned him angrily!
Then I remembered how he deleted my WeChat contacts for some old geezer, and his words were full of resentment and anger!
Tang Xuanci simply shifted the blame.
They shifted the blame to the monkey, scolding it for acting on its own and spouting nonsense!
She shifted the blame for the second question to Ying Wo, saying that she was right there at the time and that she was the one who deleted Yunxin.

But the female bodhisattva wasn't so easily fooled. She seemed to have realized that the master and disciple had come to Pansiling to cause trouble. She pretended to be angry and said that since the mischievous monkey had tricked her, she would take the Thousand-Eyed Demon Lord and all the demons away.

Her words were full of threats to ruin their plans, and she really had the air of a little girl throwing a tantrum.

Tang Xuanci had no choice but to invite her to a secluded place for a private chat and finally agreed that she could make any request as compensation.

As long as it doesn't violate morality, harm the interests of others, or affect the salvation of all beings... then he has to do it.

(End of this chapter)