Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 308 Wu Neng captures his father-in-law three times, Xuan Ci wins over seven sages with one bath.
Countless female immortals and demons came to admire him, willing to contribute money and effort to support Commander Tang.

It's no exaggeration to say that if Tang Xuanci were to start selling directly, he could single-handedly handle the non-combat losses of the entire regiment.

With one side gaining and the other losing, the first encirclement and suppression of the anti-demon forces failed in less than half a month.

They had no choice but to switch from offense to defense, treating the Independent Regiment as a band of local bandits, raising their vigilance, guarding their own territory, and ensuring that the logistical supply to the main battlefield was not disrupted.

Of course, the Independent Regiment wouldn't let them have it easy. They continued to implement the sixteen-character strategy of Deputy Commander Pig: attack when the enemy is exhausted, switch from defense to offense, and frequently strike at the demons' weak points to disrupt their logistics lines.

In a few more days.

The Independent Regiment fled to the southeastern part of the Kingdom of Zhu Zi, which was famous for its "Red Essence Persimmon".

This place is an important supply production base for the Anti-Demon Alliance, because the Crimson Essence Persimmon can be used to refine a kind of elixir suitable for most low-level demon cultivators to restore their true essence.

Under the personal command of Vice Commander Pig, the Red Scale King, the father of Egg Sister, was captured three times at Seven Absolutes Mountain, completely subduing this cheap father-in-law.

After receiving the pardon document personally written by Tang Xuanci, the Red Scale King led the eight thousand demons of Seven Absolutes Mountain to surrender. They joined the Independent Regiment in turning against the enemy and wiped out several nearby mountain strongholds.

Ten tons of Danish military supplies were seized, and countless others surrendered.

This battle was later included in high school textbooks, as evidenced by the following poem:

Strategic planning leads to victory from afar; a surprise attack is employed before Seven Wonders Mountain. Three times the old man is captured, and the demon horde is subdued; the immortal Zhu Ge displays his formidable reputation!
Several more days passed.

Tang Xuanci and the monkey led a small group of people to continue westward, reaching the vicinity of Pansiling, intending to investigate the situation of another Jiuyang Spring—Zhuogou Spring.

As a result, they accidentally stumbled upon two spider demons taking a bath at the foot of the mountain. After checking the information, they discovered that they were actually two of the seven leaders of the Spider Cave Group.

It turns out that several water sources in the mountains are affected by the Nine Yang Spring, which is harmful to demon cultivators and ghost cultivators who are purely Yin in the Five Elements. Therefore, these two spiders usually go to this pool, which is far away from the cave, to take a bath.

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed, and he also noticed that the two female spiders were quite beautiful, and their every smile and frown revealed their wanton nature.

So he made a quick decision and risked his life to venture alone into the demon pool.

First, they persuaded the two demons, and then used a tactic similar to "surrounding and attacking reinforcements" to patiently wait and lure the other five spider demons one by one, and persuaded them all!
As Sun Tzu said:

"The principles of warfare"
"The best course of action is to conquer the whole country, the next best is to destroy the country; the best course of action is to conquer the whole army, the next best is to destroy the army."

"Therefore, to win a hundred battles is not truly skillful; to subdue the enemy without fighting is the finest of skills!"

In the Battle of Pansiling, Tang Xuanci perfectly demonstrated the highest level of military strategy.

Without firing a single shot, and using only a few jars of spinach that the Queen Mother had prepared for him before his campaign, he won over seven virtuous concubines and caused the Pansiling Group to surrender without a trace. Most impressively, everything happened silently; the other enemies of the Anti-Demon Alliance were completely unaware.

It can be called a miracle in the military history of the Three Realms!
However, this battle was not included in later textbooks for fear of having a negative impact on teenagers and being reported by parents, and its detailed process was not recorded in official history.

Now, these seven spider demons are named:
Spider Yuanzhang, Spider Float, Spider Tea, Spider Yunwen, Spider Cream Zhi, Spider Zhanji, Spider Zhanjun.

Do you think they look like? Well, here they are:
AABBCCDDEEFFGG, 盈盈巧巧颤颤巍巍晃晃荡荡滴滴.

They may look like sisters, but they are not.

G is A's great-grandmother, and B is D's aunt.

E is C's mother, and A is B's granddaughter.

It is precisely because demons do not understand the etiquette of the ancestral hall that they uniformly follow the matrilineal system across four generations.

Although the beaker instantly clarified their relationship, Tang Xuanci didn't care about the details and just used the beaker to identify them, calling them Spider XX.

Led by Spider-GG, the person in charge, Tang Xuanci and the monkey easily arrived at the source of the Cleansing Spring.

It turns out that this spring had long been occupied by the Taoist sect, which connected it with the surrounding spiritual veins and set up a grand array to cultivate a raw material necessary for refining the Great Rejuvenation Elixir—the "Rejuvenation Mushroom".

Tang Xuanci suddenly realized the true intentions behind the Kui Mulang and Jin Yin brothers' struggle for the Azhou Zangwu Valley.

However, the Great Rejuvenation Elixir was not something they could refine at the moment, and Tang Xuanci had no interest in it. After having the monkey investigate the efficiency of the Cleansing Spring in generating deuterium and tritium atoms, he immediately began to learn about the influence of the Daoist sect in the area.

Spider GG said that although her family was able to stay in Pansiling to guard the spring by joining the Taoist sect, they were actually subject to others in everything they did, and the benefits they received were very limited.

Their superior was her junior brother after she joined the Taoist sect, a Taoist priest from the nearby Huanghua Temple, who was a centipede demon who had cultivated himself into an immortal and was known as the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

In terms of power, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, though not as powerful as the two minotaurs in the Anti-Demon Alliance, can still be considered a mid-level demon.

Tang Xuanci thought to himself that the Cleansing Spring was very important to the Taoist sect, and the centipede demon did not know that the spider family had abandoned the darkness and turned to the light. If he could lure it over and coerce and entice it to surrender, he could do so.

Then we can secretly carry out production at Zhuogou Spring?
After thinking it over, he immediately sent a message to Seven Absolutes Mountain, instructing Zhu Wuneng to lead his troops in a feigned attack on other targets, making a big commotion so that the centipede demon would lower its guard.

Then, he instructed his seven concubines to devise a pretext, like a beaver, to send a message to the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, asking him to personally come to Pansiling to investigate the strange situation at the Cleansing Spring.

As expected, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord took the Cleansing Spring very seriously and did not suspect anything. He rushed over from the Yellow Flower Temple early the next morning.

(End of this chapter)