Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 306 Tang Xuanci cleverly persuades Mrs. Niu
Meanwhile, Iron Fan Immortal was trapped inside the Banana Cave. Seeing that the cave's protective barrier was about to be breached, she could only feign composure and said:
"Follow me and rush out from behind. Once we reach the Flaming Mountain, we'll be safe!"

After saying this, he left only the demon cultivator who was operating the great formation in the cave to hold them off, and led his two and six personal sword maids and three hundred followers through a secret passage to a hidden door in the back mountain.

However, as soon as they opened the door, they found that the situation had changed dramatically.

A giant minotaur appeared—

His head was as tall as Mount Tai, his waist as steep as a mountain range, and his weight... was unknown. The iron rod he held in his hand resembled a pillar supporting the sky atop Mount Kunlun.

Another giant monkey spirit appeared—

His eyes were like the sun and moon, his mouth like a pool of blood, and his weight... was unknown. He held a golden cudgel, reaching from the Thirty-Three Heavens to the Eighteenth Level of Hell.

They had no skill, only emotion, wielding huge clubs and banging at each other, shaking mountains and splitting the earth, causing the sun and moon to lose their color.

All the immortals and demons were terrified upon seeing this.

But just moments later, a voice boomed from the east side of Cuiyun Mountain, loud and sexy:

"Wukong, stop fighting, retreat—!"

Upon hearing this, the giant monkey retreated while pointing its club at the minotaur and cursing:
"You son of a bitch, just you wait, I'll turn you and those five scoundrels into dust sooner or later to avenge the grudge you inflicted on me five hundred years ago!"

Having said that, he withdrew his divine powers of Dharma Body and Heaven and Earth, and flew eastward with the Independent Regiment.

The minotaur then shouted as well:

"Don't pursue a desperate enemy. Guard the surrounding mountains and wait for reinforcements!"

After saying this, he withdrew his supernatural powers and landed directly beside Iron Fan Fairy, protecting her as she returned to the Banana Cave.

Iron Fan Fairy remained silent, but was still pulled inside by its arm.

"Madam, are you alright?"

"Damn you monkeys, and that bald thief Tang Sanzang, how dare you invade Cuiyun Mountain!"

"Fortunately, I was still worried after hearing the news this afternoon and wanted to come back to check, which is why I was able to arrive in time."

The minotaur spoke with resentment as he walked, but from a hidden angle, his bull-face couldn't help but chuckle, revealing a monkey-like expression.

It turns out that this Bull Demon King was actually Sun Wukong in disguise.

Of those five vengeful demon kings, one was actually right. The Independent Regiment came to Cuiyun Mountain mainly to plot against the Banana Leaf Fan.

Tang Xuanci had already asked Ying Zhumu and Hu Guifei that this banana leaf fan was a top-tier "innate treasure" in the Three Realms, meaning it was forged from naturally occurring innate precious materials and was completely unreplicable.

The Banana Leaf Fan was created at the beginning of time. It was originally the yin and yang essence leaves of a banana tree with spiritual roots behind Kunlun Mountain, which were later refined into two precious fans, the Sun Fan and the Moon Fan.

The former can unleash solar flames, which are extremely destructive. It was originally in the hands of Golden Horn and Silver Horn. Now, King Si has given it to a trusted demon who is assisting in the siege of the Independent Regiment, specifically to subdue monkeys.

The latter, though not very lethal, is specifically designed to counter the former, instantly extinguishing the sun's flames and leaving not a single drop.

Moreover, it can easily suppress the Six Ding Divine Fire on the Flaming Mountain, which even immortals and demons dare not touch.

So, as long as you get your hands on the Taiyin Fan and master the trick to using it, you'll be fine.

The Independent Regiment was no longer afraid of accidentally encountering the Golden Goblet Army with banana leaf fans, and could freely traverse the Flaming Mountains, a natural barrier stretching over 800 miles.

At that point, the Anti-Demon Alliance's first encirclement and suppression campaign can be declared a complete failure.

Now, the monkey, having learned about the plastic brothers' words and actions, transforms into them to deceive the Iron Fan Fairy. Naturally, it's not to play with dumplings, but to obtain the secrets of using the Taiyin Fan.

After all, this thing is a top-tier innate treasure, and it was personally crafted by Laozi. It would be very time-consuming and laborious to decipher it. The method of using the Sun Fan was taught to him by Hu Qinghua.

At this moment, the Bull Demon Monkey saw that the Banana Leaf Fan was in the hands of the Iron Fan Fairy, and immediately had an idea. He changed the subject and began to use the rhetoric taught by Tang Xuanci to trick her.

However, despite the meticulous planning and thorough investigation of intelligence surrounding Cuiyun Mountain, Commander Tang and Deputy Commander Zhu still overlooked the domestic affairs of Old Niu and his wife.

Lady Iron Fan looked at the Bull Demon Monkey and indeed had no suspicions, but in her beautiful eyes there was no love for her husband who had saved her like a hero; instead, there was only three parts anger, three parts resentment, and four parts murderous intent.

It turns out, the five-star general's words have proven true once again: even demons and immortals stink just like when they poop.

Iron Fan Fairy's original wife had already filed for divorce because Bull Demon King had married a wealthy Jade-Faced Fox Spirit.

Later, because the Bull Demon King was busy clearing obstacles for the fox spirit and consolidating the power of the Fox King's Mount Jilei, he didn't even have time to buy the Nine Tribulations Lotus Root to rebuild Red Boy's golden body. He only gave her some money and told her, a stay-at-home mom, to go by herself. As a result, she was bullied by Tang Sanzang and his disciples and cried bitterly.

At that time, she was completely disheartened, to the point that Red Boy didn't even recognize his father.

Not long ago, the Bull Demon King, in his ambition to defy the heavens and seize power, transformed into a rebellious demon, challenging the Heavenly Court and the Buddhist sect. Red Boy had just restored his golden body, and in order not to delay the grand plan to aid the Thunderstruck Mountains, he hurriedly sent people to Beiju Luzhou to forcibly bring the mother and son home.

Unexpectedly, the intelligence was leaked, and on the way back, they were attacked, resulting in Red Boy being captured by Guanyin Bodhisattva's people again.

Although the Bull Demon King was worried about his son's safety, he ultimately did not agree to the Buddhist sect's unreasonable demands.

Therefore, Red Boy remains at Mount Luojia in the South China Sea, his fate unknown. Iron Fan Immortal, on the other hand, harbors a deep-seated hatred for the Bull Demon King!

Now, upon hearing the Monkey King mention the precious fan in his hand, she immediately remembered that the Bull Demon King had previously sent someone to borrow the fan to open a passage for transporting military supplies through the Flaming Mountains.

They're not worried about me at all; they're clearly here to steal my treasure!
Instantly, she felt a surge of murderous intent. She raised her banana leaf fan, gathered all her magical power, and struck the Monkey Demon King from behind, who was still secretly chuckling.

"boom--!"

A violent gust of cold wind exploded in the narrow secret passage, revealing dragon scales as the stone walls crumbled, and the wind gusts were like blades twisting the heavens and earth.

Caught off guard, the monkey's massive body was like a kite torn in a Category 20 hurricane, instantly flying backwards 800 meters along the passage, bouncing off walls in all directions, and finally crashing into a corner like a cannonball, sinking into the hard mountainside more than ten meters deep.

Good heavens, even copper heads and iron brains are buzzing, and the changes have been completely destroyed.

When Lady Iron Fan saw the monkey reveal its true form, she was so startled that her branches trembled and her body was laden with fruit.

The monkey, enraged and disheveled, scrambled out of the human-shaped pit, its fur standing on end. It pulled out a weapon from its ear and charged at her and the other demons, cursing as it did so.

Lady Iron Fan hurriedly fanned her fan again.

The wind was very concentrated inside the passage. Even when the monkey used its wind-stabilizing technique, it couldn't withstand it and was sent flying backward for another 800 meters before rolling back to its starting point.

The monkey charged again immediately, and she hurriedly slapped it again. The monkey charged again, and she slapped it yet again...

For a time, a situation arose where it was easy to defend and difficult to attack.

It didn't cause much damage, but it was extremely insulting, making the monkey roar wildly. It brandished its golden cudgel and smashed the stone wall, trying to create a sheltered trench-like passage so it could rush over and kill this bitch!

Hearing the commotion outside, Tang Xuanci guessed that the monkey had been exposed, so he immediately led his troops back to attack, capturing Iron Fan Fairy and several of her close maids, and taking away the Banana Leaf Fan and the treasures in the cave before leaving.

To get revenge and save face, the monkey, upon arriving at the camp, said viciously that he would personally force her to reveal the secret of the Taiyin Fan. If the bitch refused to talk, he would use the Golden Cudgel to pry open her mouth, and if she dared to bite the Golden Cudgel, he would knock out her teeth!
Tang Xuanci agreed, but installed a pinhole camera in the interrogation tent so that he could watch the surveillance from the next room and prevent them from killing the person without getting any information out of him.

Soon, the monkey went.

As soon as they entered, Tang Xuanci and Zhu Wuneng saw this guy rush up and kick her in the groin, beating up his plastic sister-in-law.

With keen eyes, there was no craving for dumplings, only the rage of a child who had tripped and wanted to destroy whatever tripped him.

However, Lady Iron Fan also deeply hated Red Boy and Tang Xuanci, the master and disciple. Although Red Boy rebuilt his golden body and even benefited from the misfortune by increasing his cultivation, the root of the trouble was actually caused by them.

So no matter how the monkey tortured her, even if he put the most powerful torture device in the Three Realms, the headband, on her head and recited it three times, she still refused to tell.

It could only let out heart-wrenching cries, its expression one of utter despair.

Even Zhu Wuneng couldn't help but curse while watching the surveillance footage: "That damned monkey is no human being!"

At this moment, some people in the other interrogation tents confessed, spilling the beans like beans from a bamboo tube, revealing everything about Red Boy's capture and the Bull Demon King's infidelity.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci's mind immediately became active. Seeing that the monkey was really going to kill someone, he decisively picked up the walkie-talkie and said:

"Stop! Stop!"
"Wukong, cracking this Banana Leaf Fan is quite troublesome. Even with sufficient resources for experimentation, it would probably take several months to figure it out, not to mention that we still have to fight a war and fight against encirclement and suppression."

"Since the hard approach isn't working, let's try the soft approach. You'll cooperate later, and I'll personally take charge and persuade her."

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, Zhu Wuneng immediately muttered to himself:

"You're still trying to persuade me? I think you've got lustful thoughts again, you're even after the Bull Demon King's wife."

Tang Xuanci said:

"What wife? Didn't you hear me just now? It was clearly your ex-wife!"
"What do you mean I had lustful thoughts? Given the current situation, what do you suggest we do?"
"Why don't you go and say it?"

When Zhu Wuneng recalled Xingxian's attitude towards him that night, a sense of self-awareness welled up in his heart, and he deflated like a punctured balloon.

Seeing that it had fallen silent, Tang Xuanci immediately removed its armor and inner lining, revealing half of its snow-white, muscular body. As he walked out the door, he spoke into the walkie-talkie:

"Wukong, I'm going over there now. You pretend to be so angry that you're about to beat her to death with your staff, and be my wingman."

(End of this chapter)