Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 305 The Monkey King Teases His Five Righteous Brothers
Meanwhile, the Independent Regiment fled to the area on the west bank of the Tongtian River.

The Great Sage Dragon King of the Overturning Seas believed that they were trying to forcibly cross the river and escape back to Baoxiang Kingdom.

So, on the one hand, they strictly guarded against the weak areas that the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation could not cover, completely sealing off the entire riverbank; on the other hand, they summoned their four sworn brothers and led the encirclement army to surround them.

However, just as the encirclement was getting smaller and smaller and was about to be completely sealed off, the Independent Regiment suddenly launched a fierce and accurate attack, targeting a weak point led by the Great Sage Monkey King and forcibly breaking out of the encirclement.

The Monkey King's pupils contracted as he fought the Monkey King for fifteen rounds. The protective magic items on his armor cracked, and he was almost blown off his head by a blow.

If the Independent Regiment hadn't been too afraid to fight, it would have been brutally beaten to death by its former sworn brother.

After breaking through the encirclement, the Independent Regiment immediately reversed course and traveled three thousand miles in the opposite direction, directly returning to the territory of Jisa and heading straight for Cuiyun Mountain.

When the five demon kings leading the encirclement received accurate intelligence, they were immediately terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat and slapping their thighs as they cried out:

"Oh no! Could that scoundrel master and disciple be after my sister-in-law?"

"My sister-in-law harbors deep resentment towards my elder brother because of the child's situation. She absolutely forbids us from setting foot in the mountains to strengthen our defenses. We've also mobilized so many troops from the surrounding areas. If they force their way into the mountains, they might actually succeed!"

"Could it be that they know my sister-in-law possesses the Yin Banana Leaf Fan, which can not only clear a path through the Flaming Mountains but also counter the Sun Fan of Golden Gourd Mountain? Sun Wukong's only weakness is his sensitivity to smoke and fire. If they obtain the Yin Banana Leaf Fan, we will have an even harder time dealing with that mischievous monkey!"

"Quickly, we'll lead the elite troops back immediately, while the main force stays behind to catch up as quickly as possible."

"First, send a message to the Banana Cave, telling Lady Iron Fan to keep the doors tightly shut and be extremely careful!"

With dozens of emergency orders issued, hundreds of thousands of demons started causing trouble again.

There was widespread discontent within the army tasked with suppressing the enemy.

After all, even monsters need to expend energy and effort to run.

If one only moves at a snail's pace like mortals and animals, one will naturally not be tired; however, the pace of battles between immortals and demons is a billion times faster than that of mortals, forcing them to march at full speed, so they are just as tired.

The five demon kings, with their elite demon forces, sped back to Cuiyun Mountain in just half a day.

However, the Independent Regiment suddenly disappeared, as if it had no intention of attacking the mountain at all.

The five demons went up the mountain to pay their respects to their sister-in-law and inquire about the situation, but were stopped outside the mountain by people sent by the Iron Fan Fairy. They were told that there was nothing wrong here and that the Bull Demon King had no say in the matter, and that they should get lost.

The five brothers were worried, so they had no choice but to forcibly break the barrier and go in to check if everything was alright.

Iron Fan Fairy was furious. She grabbed her twin swords and led her men out to fight, but she was no match for them. She was so angry that her face was filled with tears.

The five demons felt that nothing had really happened, but thinking of the monkey's ability to steal peaches, they still had to bite the bullet and ask the Banana Leaf Fan.

Upon hearing this, the Iron Fan Immortal became even more enraged. As if reminded, he spat out his fan and swung it fiercely, sending the five demons and other monsters flying out of the mountain covered in dust. Many of the weaker ones were also injured.

The five demons were extremely aggrieved and blamed Tang Sanzang and his disciples. They immediately urged their rear army to quickly surround them, and tens of thousands of demons were drawn from various mountains to join the encirclement.

Unexpectedly, not long after they issued the order to mobilize troops, and before they even began to organize manpower to search for the Independent Regiment's whereabouts centered on Cuiyun Mountain, an urgent message came from Tongtian River, saying that the Independent Regiment had not left at all.

No sooner had the encirclement and suppression army left than the Independent Regiment immediately eliminated all the sentry posts and headed straight for the Tongtian River, seemingly intending to forcibly cross the river and escape.

“Ah, this!?”

The five demons were extremely shocked and furious, but then they suddenly realized what was happening and slapped their thighs, saying:

"Second Brother, we've fallen into a trap! After they broke through, they didn't get very far. The people coming towards Cuiyun Mountain are most likely Sun Wukong's transformed hairs!"

"That must be it! They're just putting on an act to fool us into coming to Cuiyun Mountain's rescue. Their real purpose is to cross the river and escape!"
"We're doomed! Sun Wukong must have already sneaked back. He's faster than us. Once he meets up with those three thousand villains, he'll force his way across the river to escape!"

"Ah—we absolutely cannot let them go back, or we'll become a laughingstock!" The Five Demon Kings were so angry they almost vomited blood. They immediately ordered their entire army to turn back. Without even taking any pills, they led the elite demons who had come to rescue Cuiyun Mountain at full speed, racing against Sun Wukong, and roaring towards the Tongtian River.

Fortunately, when they all arrived at the Tongtian River, they were informed by Linggan Dawang, the guardian of the Gunlong Gorge section of the river—

The Independent Regiment launched another attack, bombarding the enemy with artillery, but unfortunately they chose the wrong crossing point and couldn't break through the stronghold guarded by the regiment itself. They quickly retreated.

Because they hadn't gone too far into the territory of Jisa before the encirclement, and the encirclement was now tight, the Five Demon Kings were overjoyed, knowing that the Independent Regiment wouldn't be able to escape!
He immediately ordered tens of thousands of demons to stabilize their formation, be on high alert, and conduct a comprehensive search.

They unleashed everything: the net of laws, the mirror that reveals demons, the burning miasma wind that dispels illusions, the heavenly screen array that blocks the spiritual messages of flying talismans... even the soul-searching mountain array, which poses a great risk to the caster.

If you encounter a suspicious living creature, kill it directly; if you encounter a suspicious dead creature, destroy it directly.

However, they searched all night long, looking high and low, but found nothing.

More than three thousand people, along with mounts, weapons, elixirs, and materials necessary for setting up a spell array... not a single hair was found.

The five demon kings were stunned, thinking to themselves, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Even if Tang Xuanci truly possessed a vast amount of Sumeru space capable of storing all these people and items, the Sumeru magic treasures used to store them should have already been discovered.

The Sumeru Treasure is not like the Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff), it absolutely cannot be transformed, and it cannot even be brought too close, otherwise the space will interfere with each other and it will be destroyed directly.

Where exactly did that Independent Regiment go?

Just as the five demon kings were puzzled, another piece of bad news struck them like a bolt from the blue.

An urgent report came from the Kingdom of Jisa, saying:

"Tang Sanzang and his disciples led heavenly troops to attack Cuiyun Mountain, and it's about to fall!"

Huh? ...

The five demon kings were in a daze, and the group crashed for almost a minute before they finally realized that they had been tricked again.

It turns out that after the Independent Regiment initially attacked the Monkey King and forced their way out, the ones who stayed nearby were actually monkeys.

The others went to Cuiyun Mountain to make a show of themselves before lying in ambush. If the Five Demons had been conducting a dragnet search there at the time, they would have been able to find them and wipe them out.

But before they even started searching, the monkey conjured up a whole army and went to the other side of the Tongtian River to play tricks on them.

The five demons thought they had fallen for one trick, but then they immediately fell for another.

As they ran to the Tongtian River, the monkeys managed to slip away on their own and rejoin the Independent Regiment at Cuiyun Mountain.

Then, they even had time to take a few pills to replenish their primordial spirit and magical power before launching a fierce attack on Cuiyun Mountain!
Good heavens, the Five Demon Kings have been thoroughly messed with; I'm so angry I could explode.

The Monkey King, who had already been stabbed in the heart by his sworn brother and hadn't had time to heal, coughed up two and a half pounds of blood and nearly collapsed to the ground.

The story goes that the 36D Iron Fan Fairy, after swatting away her ex-husband's five fox and dog brothers, was extremely miserable. She cried alone in her sleep, until her bellyband became half-transparent from crying.

Just then, thunder roared and the cave trembled violently. A maid rushed in to report that Tang Sanzang and his disciples had attacked!

She also heard in the afternoon that the Independent Regiment actually wanted to cross the Tongtian River, and those five idiots hurriedly led their men to chase after them, so she relaxed her vigilance and didn't even bother to repair the restrictions that they had damaged.

Upon hearing that the wicked master and disciple had returned, she was terrified, her face paling. She didn't even have time to put on her clothes properly, only throwing on a cloak before hurriedly grabbing a banana leaf fan and leading people out to investigate.

But as soon as they reached the main hall, they heard that Tang Sanzang and his disciples had already attacked. Marshal Tianpeng had led heavenly soldiers to set up an array to block the entrance of the cave and was using thunder magic to blast the door!
In an instant, the earth shook and rocks flew everywhere.

(End of this chapter)