Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 304 Xuanci Reluctantly Takes Xingxian as His Concubine

"Xing'er, come quickly and pay your respects to the Holy Monk and the Great Sage, and thank them for their rescue!" The Eighteenth Prince immediately brought his daughter to Tang Xuanci.

"This humble girl, Xing Wanzhen, pays her respects to the Holy Monk, the Great Sage Sun."

Xingxian bowed once, but when she raised her head slightly, she accidentally met a pair of starry eyes, and she was completely... mesmerized.

Seeing this, the four old tree spirits immediately started talking, one after another, naturally mentioning that the Apricot Fairy was very fond of science, had long been captivated by the Holy Monk's astonishing wisdom, admired him for a long time, and had even secretly collected his Shadow God Painting to secretly watch...

The beauty was so captivated that she lowered her head and remained silent, her cheeks flushed, her beauty exquisite.

Soon, the Eighteenth Master revealed his true colors, no longer pretending. He said that although his daughter was born in the Demon Ridge, she had cultivated herself since childhood and was still pure and chaste. If the Holy Monk did not mind, he hoped that he could take her as a concubine and let her serve him well to repay his great kindness.

Upon hearing this, Zhu Wuneng almost burst into tears.

Xingxian looked even more alluring; although her lips were tightly closed, her face clearly showed a thousand expressions of "willingness."

Tang Xuanci knew that these four old men wanted to form a marriage alliance in order to put their minds at ease.

In fact, he also wanted to keep these four experts who were proficient in metaphysics and had some knowledge of science for his own use. Now that they had taken the initiative to propose a marriage alliance, he was naturally secretly delighted.

But glancing at his beloved disciple who was cursing at the Eighteenth Prince, he realized that it might not be appropriate for him to accept Xing Wanzhen as his disciple.

Since the start of the expedition, Zhu Wuneng's importance in his heart has skyrocketed, rising several levels.

After all, a war between the three realms is inevitable, and talented generals are extremely rare. Even if Beaker develops a war command system unique to the three realms, he cannot go to every battlefield to personally deploy and command.

Then, a brilliant idea struck him, and he devised a solution that would satisfy both sides. He pondered for a moment and said:
"The immortal realm has not yet been unified, and all living beings have not yet been saved. I have no heart to talk about romantic love."

"Moreover, the main reason you were able to escape from the clutches of evil this time is thanks to Wu Neng."

"How about I take the initiative to agree to this marriage on Wu Neng's behalf, and let him marry Fairy Apricot?"

"There's no time like the present, let's get married tonight."

Ah this? !
Upon hearing this, Xing Wanzhen almost burst into tears.

Stealing a glance at the fat pig next to him, his eyes revealed three parts panic, three parts embarrassment and anger, and four parts physical discomfort. His face was clearly filled with a thousand "baa!"

Zhu Wuneng was taken aback. He glanced at her trembling body, and then felt a surge of five parts heat, four parts joy, and one part warmth in his heart.

They exclaimed, "Wow, this master is truly worth having! He really cares about his disciple when he meets a beautiful woman!"

They're going to consummate their marriage so soon, hahaha... Is that alright?
This is good!
The four old tree spirits looked at each other in disbelief. They never expected that the legendary "rogue monk" would be so unmoved by such beauty and would even push her to his disciple.

But they had just said they wanted to repay the favor, and Tang Xuanci had also said that it was this pig next to them that saved them from the clutches of evil. For a moment, they really didn't know what to say, and could only turn their eyes to Xing Wanzhen.

Xing Wanzhen finally came to her senses and hurriedly spoke, using tactful yet firm language to express:

Although Marshal Pig is dashing, intelligent, and incredibly brave, she will only marry the Holy Monk, and only the Holy Monk!
Tang Xuanci was furious and, before Zhu Wuneng could speak, immediately began to curse:

"Marry your mother's head!"

"You little vixen, trying to ruin the relationship between us, master and disciple?"

“My disciple was once Marshal Tianpeng, commanding 80,000 elite soldiers of the Heavenly River. It is your good fortune to be able to take you, a lowly demoness, as a concubine.”

“If you are truly forced to fight against the demons, then since Wuneng saved you, you should follow him;

"Disobey or die!"

Having said that, he ordered his men to tie up Xingxian tightly and send her directly to Zhu Wuneng's tent. Then he told his beloved disciple to hurry to the bridal chamber, while he and the monkey continued their research on technology with the old tree spirit. Zhu Wuneng may have sounded harsh, but his legs betrayed him, and he happily went off.

Late at night, Tang Xuanci discovered that although the four old men knew the principle, they were indeed unable to demonstrate the key steps, and the monkey was also unable to transform that special material.

So they had no choice but to give up and wait for Wu Neng to persuade Xing Xian.

However, when Tang Xuanci stepped out of the tent, he found that Zhu Wuneng was not only not in the bridal chamber, but was also lying on the open grass outside the tent smoking.

Upon further inquiry, it turned out that the demon refused to comply and cried her eyes out, while this lecherous pig actually held back and didn't say a word.

Tang Xuanci never expected him to have such a bottom line, and cursed:
“I gave you a chance, but you didn’t do it.”

"Oh well, let her father and three godfathers handle her."

"Don't worry, I promised to help you marry a high-scoring girl. That vixen is definitely going to marry you. Even the Dao Ancestor couldn't stop her. I said it!"

Unexpectedly, Zhu Wuneng gazed at the night sky at a 45-degree angle, and said with a hint of sadness:
"Let her marry you, you scoundrel monk. Forcibly taking another man's wife and daughter is not something I, Old Pig, would do."

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked with emotion. Seeing that he didn't seem to be faking it, he had no choice but to give up.

Since he wasn't sleepy anyway, he simply untied Xing Wanzhen and took her back to the tent where he was conducting experiments. He said that the matter of taking a concubine was over, and that as long as they made amends in the future, they could be pardoned.

However, to his surprise, Xing Wanzhen looked beautiful and intelligent, gentle and refined, but there was a certain contrast between her appearance and reality.

She seemed to have guessed that Tang Xuanci valued her abilities highly, and whether she was deliberately being temperamental, worried about the future, or simply craving the devilishly muscular physique, she actually said:

She would only serve Tang Xuanci if he accepted her as a concubine; otherwise, she would rather die than submit!
Tang Xuanci was furious and immediately tested her to see if she was really willing to risk her life.

It turned out that this lunatic was really daring.

So, left with no other choice and considering the bigger picture, he had no choice but to accept it.

……

So, the Anti-Demon Alliance launched its first siege against the Independent Regiment.

Such a commotion was immediately noticed by the Ministry of War through their telescope.

Lord Wei personally sent a messenger to deliver a message, first praising the Independent Regiment's astonishing feat of breaking into the heart of the anti-demon territory, Thunderburn Thorn Ridge, and then reminding them that the anti-demon forces were coming on strong, suggesting that they quickly withdraw from a certain location and return to the east bank of the Blackwater River.

Tang Xuanci and his two disciples dismissed this with disdain, simply replying that he should keep a close watch and not let the demons on the main battlefield relax, as the real show had only just begun.

Instead of retreating, the Independent Regiment advanced, covering a thousand miles overnight, and launched a surprise attack on the demons coming from the west.

Three thousand men routed an army of twenty thousand, slaying one thousand eight hundred demons. Before the enemy could even react, they immediately fled in disarray.

Subsequently, the Independent Regiment fully implemented the sixteen-character policy of Deputy Commander Zhu—

When the enemy comes, I fly; when the enemy retreats, I advance; when the enemy outnumbers me, I retreat; when the enemy is few, I fight; I avoid the strong and attack the weak, and take advantage of the enemy.

He fled from Jisaguo to Zhuziguo, and then fought his way through Tongtianhe from Zhuziguo.

He dodged left and right, using a combination of feints and deception.

The demon army was so overwhelmed that they were completely disoriented and lost their bearings. They even suffered internal strife due to Zhu Wuneng's deliberate scheme to sow discord among certain mountain strongholds.

(End of this chapter)